• Congratulations, what a damn woman. Congratulations in verse, birthday greetings and anniversary! Congratulate a woman on her birthday with humor

    20.09.2020

    Your birthday is overflowing with happiness!
    You already have a decent amount of life baggage,
    Experience, wisdom, solidity, all this is in price,
    Such a woman is doubly valued today!
    You have no price, did you hear, darling?
    And you always remain young at heart,
    We wish you not to lose the tone of your life,
    We wish you to forget your years and not count them!

    Only a woman will endure everything, can do everything,
    She will overcome difficulties silently.
    In Rus', because the truth has long been told,
    They risked themselves and entered the burning hut.
    I congratulate the woman on her birthday,
    Kind, good, I’ve known her for a long time.
    Let warm words warm you,
    I wish you good luck, health and goodness.

    Dear lady! You are too beautiful!
    It’s not in vain that men hover around you,
    You are the birthday girl, and the cards are in your hands,
    Happy Birthday to you in verse!
    We wish to conquer everyone with our beauty,
    We wish you to remain young for a long time,
    We wish you an abundance of male attention,
    We wish you to leave the holiday for a romantic date!

    You are the center of attention today, without a doubt.
    The most beautiful woman in the whole world,
    I congratulate you on your birthday,
    I wish that even the sun shines brighter for you,
    Let the flowers around you smile,
    Your dreams and wishes will certainly come true,
    Let the years not age you, let them spare you,
    They will bestow you with unfading beauty and good health!

    Congratulations, my dear, happy birthday,
    May the reflection in the mirror always please you,
    Without these fashionable constrictions and silicone,
    I would outlaw them altogether
    Nature has given you everything as it should be,
    Your love is a reward for any man,
    May the years have no power over you,
    You will remain healthy and beautiful until you are a hundred years old!

    On your birthday, in no hurry,
    We will tell you without hiding, friend, what you are good at,
    You have the kindest soul and a sympathetic heart,
    The character is honey, but there is a pinch of pepper,
    This figurine is a ruin for men, a wonder for women,
    Gorgeous head of hair, beautiful from the face,
    But I really want clarity on just one issue,
    Why don’t you change at all over the years!

    To achieve your charming smile,
    I wish I could be a goldfish clone
    So that all your desires can be fulfilled immediately,
    To fill your piggy bank of joys and happiness,
    On your birthday, dear, congratulations,
    And for the thousandth time I declare to the whole world,
    I love only you with all my heart,
    I can’t imagine a day without my beloved woman!

    There are no heights you can't reach
    I think I should trim the lion from your hand,
    Beautiful and brave, equipped with different skills,
    You shoot creative ideas like a loaded gun,
    You simply gush out streams of light energy,
    You never skimp on anything or anyone,
    What can a lady like this wish on her birthday?
    Don’t change anything about yourself or your life!

    Woman! How beautiful you are on your birthday!
    How does your mood suit you today?
    How does the outfit suit you?
    At least take it and lead you to the crown!
    It’s impossible to take my eyes off you,
    I so want to kiss your hands,
    I can’t resist kissing you, with your permission,
    And once again I wish you a Happy Birthday!

    May this day bring you
    A whole cartload of wonderful phrases and wishes,
    He will carry you on wings to the sky with happiness,
    And someone, it’s possible, will be touching to the point of tears,
    Even if this is a small, but still a real anniversary,
    You will be remembered, friend, for a very long time,
    It will be more fun than all your birthdays,
    And only the day where they shout at you “Bitter!” can compete.

    Congratulation Initially, this is a wish for health, as the root -health- tells us. The prefix po- in congratulations indicates a comparative degree - wishing a person better health than he had. IN modern world a person, pronouncing congratulations, wishes not only health, but also all earthly blessings. And what are the birthday greetings worth!

    Every time a holiday comes, we have to come up with congratulations on the anniversary for your relatives, Happy Birthday for loved ones, colleagues, friends or just acquaintances, for example wedding congratulations. And I always want to congratulate you in an original way, with humor or in a way that will take your breath away from the beauty of the words spoken.

    On our website we offer you just such congratulations for all occasions, in poetry and prose, which will significantly save you time when preparing for any holiday.

    Want to Happy Birthday, happy anniversary or wedding, and also in poetry?! Or maybe we should congratulate our mother, boss or friend?! Then we will definitely help you! If you haven't found interesting congratulations but you know a lot of them, feel free to share them with us!

    All so businesslike
    Elegant, cool.
    Happy Birthday, beauty,
    Always be such a sweetheart!
    Laugh more often, smile,
    Never be arrogant.
    Always relax in style
    Restrictions are all gone.
    I combed my hair with mousse -
    And have fun all night long!

    No! It's not the woman's fault
    When this date comes -
    The calendar is to blame here.
    And you, contrary to all dates,
    Everyone is still young at heart,
    Slender, graceful and light.

    Happy Birthday
    And I wish in life that
    All the problems and worries
    They were like a microbe!

    And more laughter in life,
    To be the size of an elephant
    There were joys, successes,
    And know love to the fullest!

    I didn't have time to wash my face
    I didn't have time to shave!
    I didn’t really have time to get dressed!
    Finish a bunch of different things!
    I didn’t have time to buy a gift,
    Arrive at the feast on time!
    Accept for who I am,
    I will drink, I will eat.
    I'm really really sorry -
    I... didn't buy a gift.
    I was in such a hurry, I was flying so much,
    What... didn't even have time to do that.
    Let me just hug you
    And kiss me from the bottom of my heart.

    I wish you all the most beautiful things,
    Happiest:
    Health - chocolate,
    Fun - grape,
    Life is endless,
    Youth is eternal,
    Smiles - strawberry!
    And life will be easier...

    Comic congratulations to a woman on her birthday

    On your birthday we wish you
    So that you bloom like a rose,
    And relatives, husband and children
    They'll take care of things,
    Let them wash the dishes
    Do the laundry, wipe the floor
    And, of course, they will cover
    A chic table for you,
    You deserve to be cared for
    Hurry up and sit down at the table
    Be the brightest today
    And love your life!

    If shopping, then in Milan,
    If the husband, then best guy
    Minimum - oligarch
    Or a reigning monarch!
    To be carried in your arms
    And he became your support.
    Happy Birthday to You,
    My beautiful one!

    You are very important to me
    My soul is always important.
    And on your holiday I am with you
    And these wishes:
    Successful life without worries,
    Income growth every year
    And faith in strength and yourself,
    To live both needed and loving!

    We wish you cheerfulness and laughter,
    Plus health and success.
    Live for many years, like in a fairy tale,
    In full health and affection,
    And in honor of this holiday
    Drink a glass of intoxicating drink.

    Birthday is a bright holiday.
    Well, yours is doubly brighter.
    Every New Year lived
    More beautiful, better, more fun!

    I want to wish so much
    So that the car is at the doorstep
    I was waiting for you every day.
    She took me to distant countries.

    Going to work is like going to a holiday.
    So that the boss is not a prankster.
    Earnings are very big
    So that every month in Sochi.

    So that your health is strong,
    Never let me down.
    To have friends nearby
    After all, it’s impossible to live without them!

    Always be beautiful and carefree!
    Quit your household chores

    “Oh, what a woman passed!”
    And don’t forget about makeup, of course.
    Even if you're going home
    So that everyone you meet involuntarily thinks
    “Oh, what a lady, my God!”
    And one more thing, constant advice to you -
    Take a small glass,
    So that everyone you meet involuntarily thinks
    “Oh, what a woman, damn it!”

    I want to wish you
    A carefree life,
    Parties, discos,
    Awesome holidays.

    So that your rivals
    They groaned and sighed,
    And men are out of love
    They were losing their heads!

    Today we got up at dawn,
    They ran to the store just before dawn...
    Tell me, how can I not celebrate today?
    If it's your birthday?

    May everything be fine with you,
    Success in work and business awaits you,
    And lucky in life in personal life,
    And you will always have money!

    Happy birthday today,
    And I wish you to be at your best.
    Achieve your goals quickly,
    Swim in gold and breeches.
    To be the most cheerful and happy
    Your life will always be beautiful.

    Be happy, be unique,
    Always love and be loved,
    May flowers always grow
    And the holiday will be where you are!

    Congratulate a woman on her birthday with humor

    Know that the lilacs stand in the garden out of embarrassment,
    We wish you simple congratulations on this day,
    There are no words to describe your beauty,
    It's like a portrait - oil on canvas.
    And the colors were taken from the sky and fields,
    And you with a beautiful view are worthy of kings.
    Be as amazing, beautiful and fresh,
    So that men can feel dizzy from looking at it.

    Balloons, flowers, gifts, congratulations!
    Beautiful words for a beautiful woman.
    On this birthday we wish you,
    Make your head spin.

    I was spinning with love and luck,
    From happiness and the desire to simply live.
    And sparkles in the eyes - how could it be otherwise?
    You can fascinate everyone with them.

    You smile and the world around you brightens.
    You laugh - the ice is melting in Antarctica.
    And the world around blooms and turns green.
    You were born - and may you be lucky!

    May she always be beautiful
    I didn’t notice that for years,
    So that happy laughter can be heard
    There was always success!

    More earthly love for you,
    Everything you want
    So that there is money all over the world
    And in the center there is a new apartment!

    “So how old is she?..
    “And really how much?..”,
    And the woman waves her hand
    And he will say in a sing-song voice, lightly and bitterly:
    “Why count in vain? Everything is mine..."
    And then he’ll drink to his friends who came
    And it will emit a high light...
    There are only women's birthdays.
    Women don't have birth dates!

    Congratulating you on this day,
    We wish you one thing:
    To make sadness a cold shadow
    Didn't touch your face.
    Let there be no failures in business,
    So that you never know them,
    To be the happiest
    Today, tomorrow and always!

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