• Cool poems about love. Funny poems about love What is love in a comic form

    20.11.2020

    This section is for those for whom tender feelings do not interfere with making fun of the object of passion, or enjoying funny works about love together. Here you will find poems for all occasions and with any ending - lyrical or satirical.

    Funny poems about love, sent via SMS or to your partner’s social media page, will lift her spirits and defuse the situation after a quarrel. Read aloud by heart, they will cheer up your loved one before work, important meeting, exam or speaking in front of a large audience.

    They have one more quality: when they are spoken or read funny poems remove unnecessary pathos in any situation, no matter who reads them - you or your significant other.

    Peculiar and non-standard, they will be remembered for a long time and will become your couple’s personal aphorisms for all occasions.

    6 reasons to look into the section of funny poems about love

    1. The first confession of a serious feeling should not always sound pathetic. This will make it possible to turn everything into a joke if the love is not mutual.
    2. Is everyday recognition your tradition? Diversify them with a dose of sharp humor so that they do not look everyday and dull.
    3. Comfort and entertain your loved one. Is he going through a difficult period in his life right now? Remind him of your love in an unusual way - both romantic and fun.
    4. An important event. The stress of being responsible for an important meeting can be stressful for your partner. Support him with a funny love poem.
    5. Does your significant other not like frequent libations of feelings? Tell him about your love in a way that will make him smile and not dull irritation. Perhaps you will hear a response recognition after such a funny poem.
    6. You're having a hard day. Have worries overcome you too? Choose a cool poem about love and read it out loud. It will definitely lift your spirits.

    A small disagreement that threatens to develop into a major quarrel can simply disappear into thin air if you confess your love and at the same time make each other laugh.

    The ability to laugh together or even at each other is an excellent quality for a long-term romance and marriage.

    Value your relationships and protect your couple or marriage with a shield of humor from small and major life adversities, and our section will help you with this!

    A shadow flashed across her beloved’s face.
    And a look flashed, so usually meek.
    The last thing I remember that day
    There was a black disc of a cast iron frying pan.

    Darling, you're disturbing me from sleeping!
    Stop it soon
    To enter my dreams without knocking -
    I’ll heat up the frying pan...

    I want to touch the body
    Pinch your friend's breast.
    To bury her nose in her hair,
    And flaunt your bare torso.

    Come, my sweetheart!
    I want to kiss you!
    To the point of sweat, blood and chills,
    So as to scare the neighbors!

    Leave your friends, leave your job!
    Let there be an eternal day off!
    Don't discourage me all the time,
    To be with you at least once a year.

    I met him in the spring
    He was an almost famous artist,
    We kissed him under the pine tree -
    And he got married because he was honest...
    He drank a little, he wasn't rude,
    Such happiness only happens once!
    One thing was confusing - brushing your teeth,
    And the tube never closes.
    But I didn't pay attention -
    Such a man was given to me by heaven!
    And she forgave him like a woman,
    Everything - even the tube, damn it...
    And he, while drawing, fell into nirvana,
    Then suddenly he’ll hug you - I love you, and that’s it!
    Then suddenly, the prankster, drags you into the bath...
    And there is open toothpaste!
    And I, like a fool, washed my socks,
    I put a bouillon cube in soups,
    And she kept asking, she kept begging:
    “I brushed my teeth - close the damn tube!”
    And he, the brute - well, as if on purpose:
    “All this, Glasha, will be secondary!”
    Tell me, girls, is it really possible?
    Love and shit at the same time?!
    And out of frustration I went to my neighbor,
    After all, the neighbor has false teeth.
    …There’s a tube of blend-a-med on the shelf
    It lies closed. How lovely…

    If you love me,
    I promise to be faithful.
    If you beat me,
    Then you will walk with horns.

    Love is nonsense.
    Just think - a feeling!
    You can love your mother
    Or maybe cabbage.
    You can love the sea,
    Or maybe a girl.
    This love, brothers,
    It's already in the liver!
    And it would be better in the heart -
    Then maybe
    I would understand for sure
    What does it mean to love!

    Oh, love, one disorder!
    There is one bad property:
    Love costs a lot,
    I don't have enough salary
    For my great love,
    I need to find another one
    More modest, smarter -
    The wallet will be more intact.

    We are in the blue twilight, like drunk people
    We wandered with you to nowhere
    And I kiss spicy lips
    I saw “yes” in your eyes.
    And somewhere there in the acacia bushes
    On a branch in drops of dew
    Like a white flag of surrender
    You threw away your panties.

    Oh how I love you.
    Every day I say
    How beautiful, just a peahen!
    We didn't have enough of those.
    Where else can you get these?
    You couldn't see a better girl!
    It’s just a pity that I “love”
    I speak to the reflection.

    I told everyone in confidence:
    Found love to the grave.
    Handsome, so smart
    And his boomer is big,
    Apartment in the center, two diplomas...
    However, we have only known each other for two days.
    This does not interfere with love.
    He really doesn't know about love.

    Funny, cheerful Cupid,
    In the morning he will sharpen his arrows,
    And he will go to work,
    Look for target hearts
    Who will he choose today?
    Only God knows
    Teteva sings romances,
    And the heart bleeds...
    Two victims in his sights
    May God grant that there be different genders,
    Cheerful Cupid with wine
    There are defects in his work...

    My dear, I'm not a shark,
    Not dangerous, that's the cross.
    But you were blown away like the wind,
    You'll get tired of running, honey!
    Don't consider me impudent
    If you want, even scold him.
    Love not from under the stick,
    Open your heart wide open.
    I don't understand why you're cowardly
    Are you slipping away like a burbot?
    The elbow is close, you won’t bite,
    I'll be there for the other one!
    Five minutes for you to get ready,
    You can do it even without a coat.
    Let's close the curtains tighter,
    So that no one can jinx us!!!

    I was looking for her for a long, long time,
    How are you looking for a needle in a haystack,
    I searched for her - nights, days,
    I searched in the morning, in the evenings,
    And then I found it - she came,
    She walked around my apartment.
    She said: This is a mess!
    Love is gone. I'm single!

    You and I sat together
    And they drank tea on the bed.
    Your house was empty and bright,
    And suddenly I said quietly: “Give me!”
    Your gaze froze for a moment
    And the charm became mute under the eye
    I didn't have time to say a word
    As you told me: “I won’t!”
    When I asked: “Why?”
    You answered me at that hour:
    That never to anyone
    You didn’t give and you won’t give!
    I began to persuade you
    Like, don't be afraid of anything,
    After all, you and I have been friends for a long time
    And there is no one at home.
    “Well, let me do everything myself,
    You don't even have to look.
    Of course, there will be no time for sleep,
    And I’ll have to sweat!”
    However, all my words
    Your answer hasn't been changed.
    That day you never gave:
    Rewrite your notes for me!

    We value what we have lost
    And we love those who are not for us...
    And we were waiting for the crane in the sky,
    I gave the tit a stupid refusal...

    The female age is flying by like crazy!
    Today - a proud beauty!
    And tomorrow - veins, cellulite,
    Blues and shabby gait...
    Girls, don't lose tact,
    While your blood is still flowing!
    Feel free to make contact
    While the man is offering...

    If I were a man, I would know no peace!
    I would find a reason to meet me a hundred times!
    If I became a man, I wouldn’t waste a day!
    I wouldn’t hobble past... such a beauty like me!!!

    You're as delicious as chocolate
    As juicy as a watermelon
    You're like honey - terribly sweet,
    I remember your taste well.
    You're like candy "Raffaello" -
    There's always a big surprise inside
    You are sweet orange and ripe,
    You're like a benefit cake.
    You're like boiled condensed milk,
    YOU are like delicious halva,
    YOU are like a child to me
    Candy or baklava.
    And lips as sweet as sugar
    I will never forget
    You are my cotton candy
    I will always love you!

    I'm so smart when I'm silent.
    I'm so fresh when I don't drink.
    I'm so obedient if I sleep.
    I love it so much when I get used to it.
    I'm so beautiful in the dark.
    I'm so rich on payday.
    Tell me what's my fault
    What are the WRONG ones?

    You can't understand a man with your mind...
    Logic and science are powerless!
    If you give yourself to him, the whore will say,
    If you don’t give in, the bitch will say!

    The stronger the vodka at the buffet table,
    The more stunning the beauty.
    But then it’s a hundred times worse,
    Wake up in the morning next to her!

    For me you were more beautiful and sweeter than everyone else,
    I tried to conquer you, touchy one:
    I brought you a bouquet for twenty-five rubles,
    Yes, plus I spent a chervonets on the trip.
    My being was hungry for intoxicating pleasures...
    There was three hundred ruble cognac in your closet,
    And you gave me tea without anything,
    Which costs three rubles in our canteen.
    I had enough strength for five glasses
    (I could have done more if there had been a different drink)
    And I counted: I returned fifteen re,
    This means that twenty is my direct loss.
    Lo and behold, cigarettes! I'll ask you to smoke...
    Fifty dollars - a pack (I noticed for the sake of order),
    Two fifty is one. But you can repeat it!
    I smoked four and returned ten more.
    Then you asked: “Did you like my tea?”...
    Smelling honey gingerbread from the kitchen,
    "Oh yeah!" – I exclaimed. And as if by chance
    He swiped the glass, heating you up by five rubles.
    I apologized, went out... And I myself thought:
    “If I could return another five, there’s no time for trouble!”
    Went back a ruble worth of toilet paper
    And I washed away a couple of rubles of soap.
    For another three rubles I became more cheerful...
    There are only two left in the red – not that many.
    Well, grieve over just two rubles?
    But... there is still a way back!
    No, I won't cross your threshold again!
    Goodbye forever! We can't be together with you!
    I left... And, in order to calm the melancholy in my soul,
    I unscrewed the light bulb in the entrance...

    I'll touch you gently with my hand,
    I'll kiss you on your scarlet lips,
    Cause I lost my peace
    When I saw your teeth.
    Hollywood smile,
    Dark blue eyes
    How I like it, my dear,
    Not you, but a dragonfly.

    I love it when you stand in family rooms,
    You stealthily stroke your tender tummy.
    I love it when you crunch the seeds,
    It’s like walking along the sea coast!
    I love it when you wash your socks...
    You put gloves on your hands.
    Gloves get dirty from sadness.
    You don’t notice such melancholy.
    I also love the snoring that I hear,
    When you turn over on your back again.
    I'm so tired from snoring, honey.
    What a pity that you can’t brush him aside!
    I love watching you sharpen a sandwich,
    Sloppy cutting of sausage.
    You remind me of a joke
    About an important brownie living in the forest!

    I'm sitting with a glass at the bar,
    And I'm terribly bored.
    I dream of fire
    And about the girl in the window...
    Like her, risking herself,
    I save from the fire
    And how tenderly he kisses,
    He will say: “Here, take me!”
    I'll take it, trembling nervously
    A year has passed, and here is the result -
    I think this bitch
    I would burn it myself!

    Your eyes burn with a bright light,
    Well, the ass is just great,
    Let's stay right in the reeds,
    My favorite diver.

    I'll ride my bike for a long time
    And I’ll stop him at the doctor.
    I'll take off my pants and show you the bouquet,
    From the girl I love...

    Flowers, champagne, wine
    It's all the same with you,
    Your perfume, your walk,
    Even vodka won't help here.

    Red lipstick, heel on the floor
    Come here darling, hold on boy
    I'll give anyone a head start, come here dear
    And every minute under your heel you are mine
    Without even noticing, you are almost already my slave
    I've got you in my claws like the best crab
    Come here darling, hold on little man
    You can hardly run away from a bitch
    The second heel is free, and the eyes are on the ceiling
    Who's next guys? Laughter from the chest again
    Think whatever you want, that I’m in your hands
    Stupid don't understand who's the boss of the two of us
    Know your place, macho, just below you are heels
    How to persuade you easily, my tongue is lively
    Is everything in life for me? For what? Just know your place
    You are like plasticine to me, or even dough
    How soon you will understand all this, but there is no escape
    He used to bask piously with his love from me
    Cry, darling, and everything in life goes wrong
    Although all this is already a little boring to me
    It's time for another to be under your thumb, but you sit still
    You know, I'm just thrilled that you're still there
    So hang in there guys, let's start the hunt
    Girls, high heels, we know their place!

    My dear, you know
    How you seduce me
    Tanned slender body,
    Arousing in me, timidly,
    Feelings of fiery takeoff
    The moment I give in
    Shameless thoughts in my head?!
    As soon as I see you,
    Blood boils in the heart -
    My love for you is so strong!
    But with respect,
    Resist temptation
    Surrender to carnal joys -
    I can't refuse.
    Touching you with a glance
    And choking on saliva,
    I'm ready to sell my soul
    To possess you.
    You are the mistress of my fate.

    It's good to have a man
    To clean the house,
    Cooked soup, drove a car
    And he gave the salary.

    It's good to have a man
    To make you laugh until you laugh,
    Sang songs, painted pictures
    And he took me to the concert hall.

    It's good to have a man
    To trust secrets,
    And at least half the problems
    So that he can resolve.

    It's good to have a man
    To love you tirelessly,
    Took me on vacation to Athens,
    He gave fur coats and flowers.

    It's good to have a husband too
    Both a fan and a friend.
    But so that life doesn't get worse,
    Don't introduce them to each other!

    No need to doubt anymore
    Whether you chose the right woman,
    The answer here will be clear:
    Me and YOU are together forever!

    I listened to your sweet speeches
    And he believed in mutual understanding.
    I walked like a stupid lamb to the spell,
    Like a pathetic frog in the throat of a snake.
    But all that remains from passions is ash,
    And noble feelings have cooled down,
    When I didn't find the bottle in the morning,
    Which could save me...
    Unable to straighten my hunched shoulders,
    I whisper: “What low deceit -
    To take away medicine from a suffering person,
    Doom your neighbor to the torments of hell!”
    O women! Find out: from now on,
    When I drink, I don't see you point blank!

    Funny poems about love and life
    I love you when you eat dumplings:
    You put two in your mouth at once,
    And then you chew it slowly
    And you send it straight to the esophagus.
    And then you put two more on the fork,
    Leaning his head over the edge of the table,
    Then for some reason you lick all the sour cream -
    And again their warm bodies are in the mouth.
    They leave silently, without emotion,
    They disappear from view into oblivion...
    This is how we will have to someday
    Leave at the hour appointed by fate.
    Well, for now we like this life
    (That's probably what life is for)
    I’ll cook some more, you eat, eat, eat!..
    But please, don't choke.

    We kissed with her balconies,
    We often got wet in the rain,
    One day I fell asleep with binoculars
    And so much was missed!
    I knew my beloved schedule,
    I sat in the dark until dawn,
    I cut down a pine tree under the window,
    So as not to interfere with understanding...
    Time flies by,
    The sand castle was destroyed
    The sailor was thrown ashore -
    My love did not become eternal...
    Something irreparable has happened
    They roughly broke the Muse's lyre -
    They were given a new apartment -
    I was stunned like a club...
    I cursed that day countlessly
    I drowned my pillow in tears -
    An old lady drove in opposite
    And my life became meaningless...

    If the husband suddenly turned out to be
    Either the husband, or something like that - a mattress,
    If you're thinking about whether to be with him
    Or better with someone else -
    Draw your husband into shopping - take a risk,
    Don't leave him alone
    Let him go everywhere with you -
    There you will understand who he is.
    If the husband is in boutiques - not ah,
    If he looks like an animal at the door,
    And on the hat is five hundred and six
    Requested to go home -
    This means there is a stranger next to you,
    Don't scold him, drive him away,
    There are no fairy tales here, and getting married here
    They don't go for people like that.
    If he didn't whine, didn't whine
    And I didn’t rush with the fitting,
    And when the seller asked -
    He moaned, but paid.
    If you waited, wiping your sweat,
    He said that it suits you, -
    So your husband is a magical husband,
    Just bear with him.

    I'll tell you, I won't keep silent,
    I always want this.
    I want to be in a field, even in a den,
    I want it either in the tundra or in a den.
    I want it everywhere, and wherever I have to.
    Let the sun shine, let the rain pour.
    I want when I go to bed
    And in the morning, before getting up.
    On the nightstand and on the sofa,
    Squatting and upside down,
    On land, in the air, in water.
    I want to go to Moscow and Kostroma.
    Both in the cold and in the summer heat...
    I always want to chat with you!

    I love you when you eat dumplings:
    You put two in your mouth at once,
    And then you chew it slowly
    And you send it straight to the esophagus.
    And then you put two more on the fork,
    Leaning his head over the edge of the table,
    Then for some reason you lick all the sour cream -
    And again their warm bodies are in the mouth.
    They leave silently, without emotion,
    They disappear from view into oblivion...
    This is how we will have to someday
    Leave at the hour appointed by fate.
    Well, for now we like this life
    (That's probably what life is for)
    I’ll cook some more, you eat, eat, eat!..
    But please, don't choke.

    Lilac fog, crystal darkness of the glass,
    Cupids on the clock vain words alarm...
    When you left, the conductor understood:
    The ancient clock cannot be turned back.
    Saying goodbye, you said in Polish: “Please, lady,
    Go away, go away completely, like a painful delirium.
    This is my body: I ​​don’t want dates.
    Contrary to reason - why make a joke?
    ...For a short time I was alone in the entire Universe.
    Mirrors flicker near my bed.
    I feel sad and at ease: now I am with Gena.
    The people's path to me is not overgrown.

    I have loved reading since my tender childhood.
    About the feelings that were sung by Shakespeare,
    I imagined myself as a heroine
    And she passionately dreamed of becoming Juliet.
    And finally, amid the noisy ball,
    He met me - my Romeo Montague!
    Of course, I recognized him instantly
    And then I fell in love with him forever!
    And the eyes met... The arms opened...
    And my dreams were bright and bold!..
    But, alas, I had no idea
    That since childhood he dreamed of going to Othella...

    My dear, I'm not a shark,
    Not dangerous, that's the cross.
    But you were blown away like the wind,
    You'll get tired of running, honey!
    Don't consider me impudent
    If you want, even scold him.
    Love not from under the stick,
    Open your heart wide open.
    I don't understand why you're cowardly
    Are you slipping away like a burbot?
    The elbow is close, you won’t bite,
    I'll be there for the other one!
    Five minutes for you to get ready,
    You can do it even without a coat.
    Let's close the curtains tighter,
    So that no one can jinx us!!!

    A separate office in a cozy restaurant,
    Champagne on ice and dinner for two.
    Wrapped in a boa, on a velvet sofa
    You are sitting, and I am silent at your feet.
    The heavenly beauty turned my head,
    Under the gaze of wondrous eyes, I feel drunk.
    I have no life without you! Decide: either - or...
    But remember one thing - madam, I love you!
    And the candles on the table cast shadows,
    And the reflections of the fire play in the crystal.
    You see? - I knelt before you!
    There are no women on earth more beautiful than you, madam!
    There is no need to say that everything is indifferent to you.
    I will instantly catch the falseness of vague phrases.
    Apparently, you are not used to lying openly to your face.
    Learn from me - madam, I love you!

    Woke up, washed my face, took a sip of coffee,
    I sent the child to school and fell asleep.
    The baby spun around me,
    What a pity, I didn't get much sleep.
    Breakfast, cleaning, washing, cooking,
    Lessons, a walk, my workout.
    Tickets for my husband, tablets for my mother-in-law,
    I went online and there were only youngsters there.
    Cute faces, topics about clubs,
    Diamonds, cell phones, mink coats.
    Everything has become ordinary, children, worries,
    Life has become gray without my favorite job.

    It's white outside the window
    Snowdrifts for generations.
    Night, winter and cold,
    And we walk boldly!
    We conquer, trample mountains -
    Snow drifts.
    Three girls, three beautiful,
    Me, Alena, Yulia...
    We have fun like children
    We run in the snow
    And we don’t care what happens in the morning
    We will be sick!
    Let's drink beer, bite in our teeth,
    And the three fools went for a walk!
    We're so excited that we don't care.
    Red nose, teeth against teeth...
    Wet snow... Hands are frozen...
    We frolic, we play.
    We're having such fun walking!

    She is beautiful and smart
    To put it mildly, I am different.
    She's slim and I'm plump
    I am overweight.
    She is a hostess “one hundred percent”,
    I am an incompetent and a bungler.
    And her leg is like a flower,
    And I have a “bear paw”.
    She is graceful and small
    I'm even taller than you.
    She is calm and sweet -
    It's not easy for you with me.
    She is both meek and honest;
    I lie. And I’m quick-tempered at times.
    But at night you don't know sleep.
    And you are not with her. You are with me.

    Funny, cheerful Cupid,
    In the morning he will sharpen his arrows,
    And he will go to work,
    Look for target hearts
    Who will he choose today?
    Only God knows
    Teteva sings romances,
    And the heart bleeds...
    Two victims in his sights
    May God grant that there be different sexes,
    Cheerful Cupid with wine
    There are defects in his work...
    Evgeniy Kuzmenko

    I love you, I swear by RESET
    And I'll tell you about it,
    As a cybernetic programmer.
    That's it, I'm starting - LIST.
    I like your interface so much
    And so deeply thought out,
    It is intuitively clear
    It’s easy for me to communicate with you.
    Your gaze sparkles like a scanner;
    You are so beautiful - there are no words;
    You reminded me of Flash Banner,
    Well, or the best of GIFs.
    Your chest is firm like a rug,
    She is rounded like a mouse.
    I want to try, my friend,
    How does it lie in your hand?
    And your stomach suddenly reminded me
    SAMSUNG flat monitor.
    Your image reminded me of my soul,
    The motor burned out on the cooler.
    And my heart overheated
    Servachny, like “Pen-Xeon”,
    And it knocked often, often,
    Like a gigahertz Athlone.
    I want to link with you
    Via TCP protocol
    And remain yours forever
    And replace you with Win XP.

    "I am writing to you in the kitchen by candlelight.
    Under the soulful hum of the microwave,
    There is a glass of zubrovka in front of me..."
    No, it’s bad... There is no shine in such verses.
    “I am writing to you, wearing pince-nez and a tailcoat,
    With a graceful left hand in Spanish,
    And in my right hand I hold a glass of champagne..."
    Not the same again... I'll try this:
    "I write to you in blood on petals
    Convolvulus refrain of the last greetings.
    Adieu! Steel gun barrel
    Antonio is holding it to my temple..."
    ...I would write you another verse,
    But the orderlies turned off the lights.

    At the zoo in spring
    Above the thawed patches,
    Where the tits' roll call rang,
    The elephant whispered to the elephant:
    - My little.
    The elephant whispered to the elephant:
    - My bird...
    And from tenderness it’s like on tiptoe,
    Somewhere,
    In the midst of the stormy Antarctic,
    Keith Kitihe said:
    - My little fish,
    How tiny you are!
    And under the wet ground
    In a dark room
    So chivalrously subtle and meek
    The mole called the mole
    Blue Dove
    And he called it his white winch.
    And in the wind of spring
    Every little bit
    The April forest trembled quietly.
    - Come to me,
    My swallow, -
    The boar grunted timidly to the boar.
    These ups also puzzled us,
    Prosaic and sometimes difficult...
    How blind we can be -
    Representatives of the stronger sex.
    Spring came like a myth about immortality.
    And today I realized for the first time:
    There are no ugly women
    Believe me,
    There are only blind men.

    Love comes sometimes
    Accidentally, unexpectedly
    But don't drive her away then,
    She's weird though.

    Perhaps this is your destiny,
    Perhaps your happiness.
    Don't rush to judge yet,
    They don't judge overnight.

    And let him be your advisor,
    Of course, the time will come
    You can't confuse one with the other,
    There will be no regrets.

    I love you with all my soul,
    That happy day that is with you,
    I live with hope and dreams,
    That you will stay with me.

    That we will admire together
    To this kind bright world,
    That we will meet every day,
    You are my sun, my idol.

    I will dedicate my life to you,
    Completely, you understand, without a trace,
    Only in my dreams at night, I beg you,
    Otherwise, believe me, it’s not sweet for me without you.

    Be with me, always, everywhere,
    Be with me, I beg you everywhere,
    I love you so much, my dear soul,
    I call you my long-awaited miracle!

    I love you very, very much
    And I haven’t lived without you for a long time,
    I walk with you with joy,
    I always go to the cinema with you.

    I am writing messages to you,
    And I dedicate all my thoughts to you,
    You are my tenderness, inspiration,
    Favorite person on the whole Earth.

    With you are thunderstorms, sun, slush,
    I can survive without any problems,
    If only I could be close to you,
    I love you very, very much!

    We haven't seen each other for many years
    But fate brought us together again, what’s the secret?

    Or maybe we ourselves wanted
    Meet again and remember love.

    When we see you, we'll talk about different things,
    We are always silent about love.

    But without words I seem to hear,
    That your love is calling me.

    And I can’t understand myself,
    I don’t know what I want from fate.

    The meeting was unexpected
    I still won't calm down.

    How to find out whether it's good or bad
    I always go where you are.

    Is it possible to love twice?
    Is it possible to do it all again?

    I love you every day
    I'm on fire inside.
    You throw firewood again,
    And I'm burning to the end.

    But the fire doesn't hurt me,
    But it’s just nice.
    Love is fire and I need it
    Burn in it without a trace.

    I will love you all my life,
    And, like a fire, always burn.
    I will never forget you,
    How to conquer the peak!

    My heart is true to yours
    You touch a chord in the soul,
    You give me sincere love,
    You turn fairy tale dreams into reality.

    Thank you for your kindness, participation,
    For real earthly happiness,
    For the feelings we breathe
    Because we hear the music of love!

    I love you as they love you only once in a lifetime.
    And love makes you dizzy.
    With love I will move mountains for you,
    And these are not just empty words.

    With you my whole life has changed,
    And it started as if from scratch.
    Now I want to live like this with you,
    So as not to put stains on love!

    My heart is squeezing in my chest,
    Like a star, twinkle, shine,
    Brightly illuminate the path of life,
    Give and receive love!

    I'll tell you how much I love you.
    The heart burns brighter than fire.
    So that I can melt the snow,
    So that spring will suddenly come in winter.

    I will remove all the winds for you,
    I'll stop the rain if you don't have an umbrella.
    I will disperse all your sorrows,
    I just love you so much!

    The stream, bubbling, flows from the mountain into the river,
    And the splashes fly around.
    Well, tell me, what does a person need?
    Don't break the circle of life?

    And suddenly we understand what is more necessary
    There is nothing in the world like love
    There is no stronger, more beautiful and gentle,
    And why does the blood suddenly boil?

    How can I say and express how?
    How do I feel when I'm in the fire of love?
    A lover is a sunny eccentric,
    With fire in the soul and flame in the blood.

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