• Vacation statuses are new and short. Funny statuses about vacation. Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now

    16.10.2023

    The time has come to surrender to him
    And enjoy this happiness.
    How long have I been waiting for him?
    Through the winter nights she called.
    I dreamed about him in my sleep.
    And finally he appeared.
    He is like a pass into the world of desires
    My long-awaited summer vacation!!!

    Summer, sun, sea, beach,
    Children, bags, husband, luggage,
    Room, bed, shower, hubbub...
    Whether there was a vacation - you’ll understand!

    The desired time has come.
    You, like a boy, shout: “Hurray!”
    The rhythm of everyday work is forgotten,
    And the sea tenderly beckons.
    Both mountains and forests are calling,
    And the wonders of distant wanderings.
    What will you choose: hiking, cruise?
    Let there be a surprise every day.

    The working year is over,
    Vacation, vacation is coming!
    I'm going, I'm going, friends,
    To the sea, brothers, I'm going!
    I will sunbathe, swim
    And indulge in fun,
    I'll drink wine in the evening
    I will conquer all the mountaineers.
    I will dance Lezginka for them,
    I’ll raise my eyebrow languidly,
    And then I’ll walk in Kalinka,
    I will enchant their souls!
    Minutes are counted
    Here is the station, the carriage and me...
    I'm going, I'm going, friends,
    To the sea, brothers, I'm going!

    Vacation is a real salvation
    From the crazy carousel of vanity!
    Every day is just Sundays,
    And you are your own boss!
    Fly away to enjoy freedom,
    Take a break from hard work.
    Congratulations! And we must admit
    We're a little jealous of you!

    And summer smells like barbecue smoke,
    Raspberry, sea, pouring rain,
    Ripe cherries, sunscreen...
    And the vacation we are waiting for!

    Here comes the rest before you
    I opened with joy
    Take some money with you
    Good job you did!
    Relax, have fun,
    And forget work
    Don't be angry with your boss
    Cares fly away!
    On the sand, on the rocks,
    Well, if on a chair -
    Only in the hall by candlelight
    To rest!
    And also - scream, frolic,
    Forget the embarrassment.
    So that the days all fly by
    Like one moment!

    I'm on vacation! Hooray! Hooray!
    Down with work and worries!
    This morning
    I breathe the smell of freedom.

    I have nowhere to rush anymore
    I'm happy and satisfied with myself!
    I am free to live, love, sin...
    Ah, vacation, I deserve you!

    We will sing with you, believe me!
    Let's see the sea and open spaces -
    Just give me more,
    Better yet, give it a little head start!

    Pack your suitcase quickly
    Fly to the ends of the world.
    You have been given leave for this.
    Walk until dawn.
    Can you rustle at home?
    And smell at the dacha, -
    In short, it’s useful to decide
    Various tasks.

    Only a week until vacation...
    Dreams of the beach and the sea...
    Ticket purchased in April
    And now it’s time to go on vacation soon!
    And there is swimming and beaches,
    Tanning, selling corn...
    And the eternal sea guards
    Terribly slippery jellyfish!
    Then holiday romances,
    Moonlit boat rides...
    And new, crazy plans
    After wine, martini, vodka...
    I wish the week would end sooner
    May this turn into truth!
    I've been dreaming since the end of April,
    May this all come true!

    Vacation is a happy time
    Throw away your work cell phone
    Release your daily burden
    And forget about the alarm clock!
    And enjoying the freedom
    Having forgotten everything that is not nice -
    Go back to work again
    Work hard with renewed vigor!
    Don't forget, colleague
    Friendship is the strongest thread!
    Bring us this bliss
    A sign - well, at least a magnet!

    Well, you're lucky - tomorrow you go on vacation,
    You will rush off to warmer lands.
    It's like you got a pass to heaven,
    And soar, happiness is not hidden.

    Tomorrow to the sea, where the sand turns white,
    The train will take you there in the morning.
    Where there are a lot of fruits ripening in the sun,
    Helping you beat the heat.

    Leaving the workplace
    Inconsolable tired colleagues,
    Remember - holidays are a wonderful time,
    But it has not come for everyone!
    We wish you to have fun,
    Enjoy yourself, don't live by the clock!
    Inspired to return to work,
    Passing the baton to us!
    We'll be waiting for you when you're away
    Stand like a rock at work!
    Maybe even sharpeners and pens
    We won’t take it off your table!

    You saved some money
    We know, don't hide.
    You worked as hard as you could,
    So, have fun.
    Take a year off
    So that later in the winter,
    They listened with their mouths open,
    We are talking about your vacation.

    Vacation is an event, brother,
    That you need to drink it only while standing.
    Make all your dreams come true with interest,
    To return home rested.

    Let it be a reward for the hard worker,
    Let all the troubles be forgotten
    Both at work and at home with my wife.
    I drink to your well-deserved rest.

    New countries and new faces,
    The time has come to have fun from the heart.
    What kind of event is this?
    A welcome vacation in the fall.

    The pre-vacation yearnings are forgotten.
    Adventures await you just outside your doorstep.
    The backpack is packed, and the road beckons.
    May an angel protect you on your journey.

    Let's wait for the vacationers
    The suitcase is ready!!!
    What are we taking? Probably Coke!!!
    And a swimsuit, a radio!!!
    And an inflatable mattress!!!
    Let's swim with you!!!
    I also take a tent,
    May you sleep softly and sweetly in it!!!
    Cooker and refrigerator!!!
    A mobile phone is a must!
    And glasses, and cream, and shorts -
    We conquer resorts!!!
    It’s hard for me with a backpack...
    I placed my entire house...

    May your holiday be great,
    For everyone to gasp around!
    Enchanting and beautiful,
    With a bunch of affectionate friends.
    We will celebrate the event
    And, although envy gnaws at us,
    We'll meet in person in a month,
    To listen to your story.

    The most awaited vacation is coming soon!
    You're lucky - a bright holiday is nearby, waiting!
    You will go to distant countries -
    Let a fast plane deliver
    You to the seas and blue oceans,
    Where the white sand lies,
    In the morning - transparent fogs await,
    And fresh juice from ripe fruits!

    Congratulations on your vacation, great holiday,
    Let there be enough money for a big cruise,
    Companies are fighting for your person,
    They offer discounts every day - surprise!
    May the vacation give you unlimited pleasures,
    Romantic meetings, sighs until dawn,
    Exotic countries, beaches, awards,
    Let your body be filled with strength and soar!

    Vacation is boundless pleasure,
    He will relieve fatigue as if by hand.
    He will give you romantic meetings
    And your simple life will beautify.

    Hot kisses, hugs,
    And love until the morning.
    The native enterprise will wait,
    It's high time for you to rest.

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    Below you will find statuses about vacations, about the sea, about vacations abroad, about summer holidays, etc.

    Below are vacation statuses:

    Everyone wants to take photos of the sea in swimsuits, but not everyone should do it.

    Those who are used to working don’t really need rest, but how nice it is to open your laptop on the beach!

    The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when the extreme ends and the p...ts begins.

    After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.

    The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

    Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife says where.

    Vacation is like a binge, it’s easier to get into than to get out.

    An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!

    Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

    Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's all over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation...

    It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron... But if I want to, I’ll freak out and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig...

    The sea, girls and the beach are my best landscape!

    All day long I dream about you, and this is not a lie... Hurry to you, hurry to you... my beloved sofa!

    I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer.

    I need a vacation of 6 months, twice a year.

    And what's the point of going on vacation with a ton of homework?

    How sad it is, to wait painfully for a vacation for a whole year, and then “bang” and live it in a second.

    My vacation = more sleep, more food, more Internet...

    The main problem after a vacation is to fall asleep not in the morning, but in the evening

    Went on a trip to ______, write

    My vacation has begun. If anyone needs me sober, write to me in 2 weeks.

    The only thing worth sacrificing for is a vacation.

    ☼ I'm on vacation! ☼

    Summer is the time of year when parents realize how seriously underpaid teachers really are.

    Hmm, today is the second day of vacation, and it starts with Pino Calada.

    You know what's better than a margarita? Only Cancun.

    A week is a unit of time that seems much shorter on vacation than on a diet.

    Everyone needs a good dose of Vitamin More.

    I need a vacation. And by “Vacation” I mean that I need to go somewhere else and find a new job. On the beach. With rum.

    It was a tough week, but I did it. What about you?

    I will do absolutely nothing today. And that may be the only thought there can be.

    Time to relax a little, or a lot.

    We travel not to escape from life, but so that life does not escape from us.

    Aphorisms about vacation

    Hello, lovers of quotes and aphorisms!


    There are only a few hours left until the start of summer, which means vacation is coming soon. It is about vacation that we will talk about in today’s selection of aphorisms.


    Aphorisms about vacation

    When going on vacation, take half as many things and twice as much money. Susan Anderson


    You need to come out of a vacation, like a binge, gradually.


    And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen... and the vacation we're waiting for!


    Eternity is the time from the beginning of the working day to its end.


    A moment is 28 calendar days of vacation.





    Vacation is the fifth time of the year, which can only be defined by the feeling of lasting happiness!



    Cool statuses about vacation- From the vacation report: Has sunk into summer.



    How did you spend your vacation? - Like Pushkin! - And how is this? - I rolled into the village and spent the Obolden autumn there!


    Imagine, gentlemen, mushrooms and girls, fishing and girls, hunting and girls! I'm already reluctant... and girls!


    Increasingly, I am haunted by the feeling that in the fall most people have brains like birds - they fly away to warmer climes and return right in time for vacation - in the summer to relax!


    Vacation is the fifth time of the year, which can only be determined by feeling quotes about the end of vacation happiness!


    The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.


    From the vacation report: Gone into summer.


    It is difficult to find time for vacation, especially when there is none.


    A cleaning lady on vacation shits, litters and throws away. That's how he rests.


    Vacation is a month of disappointment from eleven months of dreams and fantasies.


    If some people didn't tell you about it, you would never notice that they were on vacation.


    On vacation, girls look out for their husbands, and husbands look out for girls.


    In Germany, the average vacation is six and a half weeks. In Russia there are only four, and the rest is compensated by Fridays.


    In holiday romances, the main thing is to let them go for the next year.


    Work is the soul's calling to vacation.


    Family vacation - continuation of the war between spouses in another territory


    Vacation is the most difficult time.

    At this time, the most important business quality of a person is tested - the ability to relax.


    If all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery go on vacation, there won't be a soul left in the city.


    To get into the summer vacation atmosphere, all you have to do is tip every second person you come across.


    If your cat barks at you, then it's time for you to go on vacation.


    And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin!


    How was your vacation, did you rest? - I had a rest, my liver worked three shifts!


    It's time to go on vacation. Yesterday I dreamed that salaries were given in pieces of paper for 512 rubles.


    The sun is shining, but it does not warm. Vacation warms, but doesn't shine!


    I was on vacation at Lake Baikal. Double shock! The first from the beauty of nature, the second from three days in a reserved seat.


    Vacation is a short period of time given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.


    His vacation always fell at the height of the heating season.


    When the flood began, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. Exactly like during my last vacation.


    The vacation was a success. I forgot my computer password.


    If you look like the photo in your passport, then it’s time for you to go on vacation.


    The ideal vacation is a week or two in the shadow of a pretty blonde.


    You go on vacation to forget about everything; and, having unpacked your suitcases, you see that you managed to forget a lot


    Vacations often turn a tired person into an exhausted one.


    Don't take your other half on vacation, and he will become quotes about the end of vacation twice as much.


    After all, the best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself, but watching others work.


    An ideal way to spend your summer holiday. Heat, loneliness, freedom.


    Vacation is the best way to work normally and calmly!


    Did we think that we would be looking forward to a vacation to go to cold countries?!


    A person hopes for the best when he goes on vacation to do some renovations.


    On vacation it’s the same as at work: you don’t do a damn thing and think, “I wish it was lunch soon!”


    On weekdays they will think about the future, on weekends - about the past, and only on vacation - about the present.


    You can't spend your vacation - it always ends on time.


    Planning a vacation is very easy. The boss tells you when, the wife tells you where.


    Almost everyone has a book from which everyone can determine where they will spend their next vacation. Book title: "Checkbook".

    The thing you hate most about your job is the few days before your vacation.

    It’s awesome to be on vacation... I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron... and if I want... I’m crazy... I’ll go to the dacha... I’ll water, weed, dig...

    There are jellyfish in the sea, ticks in the forest, and people in the city. And where, tell me, should a normal person go on a vacation that is safe for health and nerves?

    The girl went to the sea - she did not rest herself and did not give it to others.

    And summer smells like barbecue smoke, strawberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for...

    Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!

    When waking up feels more and more like intensive care, it’s time to go on vacation.

    If you look like the photo in your passport, then it’s time for you to go on vacation!

    I wish to rest. World, leave me alone!

    The sun shines for everyone, but only the lucky ones sunbathe.

    I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I will be very happy without it!

    A real vacation is when you buy shorts and a hat, not new wallpaper and laminate flooring.

    Eternity is the time from the beginning of the working day to its end. A moment is 23 calendar days of vacation.

    From resort news: The authorities of Turkey and Egypt require Russian tourists to take passport photos while drunk.

    War and peace - work and vacation!

    For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

    No one needs a vacation more than a person who has just returned from vacation.

    Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty stranded.

    In the morning the sea and a happy face. In the evening, burnt shoulders and white semi-sweet. I will live to see that time. I believe.

    Just when you start to feel like a free person, you still have a vacation, but you don’t have any money!

    Even if you forget what work is, what vacation is, you will never forget!

    Vacation is when you find a bottle of champagne in the refrigerator in the morning and think: “Why not?!”

    It is very difficult to spend a holiday wisely after 11 months of dull work.

    Soul at sea. Ass on the chair.

    Vacation is the fifth time of the year, which can only be defined by the feeling of lasting happiness!

    On the beach, meet the palest girl, she's just getting there!

    The best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself, but watching others work.

    I wish I could go to the sea now and plunge my butt into the waves!

    Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss’s vacation!

    When you are already on vacation you have no problems, except for one thing - it will end soon.

    On the last day before going on vacation to work, I had to walk through the door sideways - my smile couldn’t fit through!

    Some people come back from vacation tanned, and others blue.

    If you want to relax at sea, you will find an opportunity; if you don’t want to, you will find a reason.

    The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

    Sea!.. Almost very soon we will be together... and we will enjoy each other.

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