Do you think that only older people sing ditties? But you are wrong! Chatushki can be sung at any age. And all because ditties are fun, it’s interesting and it’s incendiary! So we wrote funny ditties for such a small anniversary as a man’s 30th birthday. Funny rhymes, unexpected endings, and lots and lots of humor. We have all this. Therefore, if you are planning your 30th anniversary, then feel free to perform ditties on it, and you will see for yourself how wonderful it is!
We'll sing ditties now,
Rather spread out your ears,
We will sing and congratulate
We wish you good health!
Everyone gathered today
We're celebrating Colin's anniversary!
He's still small,
He is only 30 years old!
30 years is not enough time yet
Even though all the fluff fell out!
If there is no gray hair,
You're not old yet!
Happy anniversary,
We praise you today.
But if you get arrogant.
You'll be left without pants!
Believe it if you want, or not!
You are 30 years old today
But you look younger
It's like you're only three!
Our Kolya loves to joke,
And also talk
If he starts chatting,
Someone will die laughing!
He can be very smart
I know a lot of different topics
If you talk to him,
Take care of your ears!
Our Kolya is a stately man,
He is, of course, the head of the family!
Kolya is the head of everything,
While his wife is sleeping!
And you are a husband, Kolya, and a father,
In general, Kolya, well done!
Keep it up keep it up
And live to be a hundred years old!
You are three decades today,
So may you live a sweet life!
Just not a lot of sweets
Otherwise your whole butt will stick together!
You are a young man
Always keep your tail up!
Continue to hold him like this,
Only for your wife!
To be a real man
You don't need stubble
You don't need a beard either
Just be yourself always!
Here we sang ditties,
How could and how did they manage,
And you, Kolya, don’t yawn,
Pour a hundred grams for everyone!
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Or a birthday for everyone: a woman and a man on their 50th anniversary, 55th anniversary, 60th anniversary and so on... Funny ditties for an anniversary or birthday, they will perfectly cheer up the hero of the day, decorate the holiday and help give gifts in an interesting way. To ensure that ditties for a round anniversary are appropriate for a holiday, choose the texts of the ditties in such a way that among them there are no ditties with obscenities or vulgar ditties. After all, among the guests there will be not only adults, but also children! Have a wonderful atmosphere on your anniversary!
Anniversary ditties for men
1. We will sing ditties
And let's go squat,
I'll love the anniversary
Well, we will become famous!
2. I am ditties for the anniversary
I've been writing all week!
And now I’ll sing them to you,
Don't judge as best I can!
3. Anniversary, anniversary,
Come to me quickly!
I'm not afraid of the anniversary!
I'll be rejuvenated again!
4. To the young hero of the day
Girls make eyes
Look at him,
Well, what kind of grandfather is he?
5. In this anniversary year
I'm approaching fifty dollars.
I decided not to be bored
I'll go look for my wife!
6. Our hero of the day is sad,
He looks sad
Don't be sad, dear,
You're still young!
7. Oh, the table is rich today,
Noble treats
Feed us, hero of the day,
Do me a favor!
8. Oh, the ditties are good,
To the hero of the day for the soul,
You give up on everything,
Age, truly, is golden!
9. Anniversary, anniversary,
Our hero of the day is younger,
Be healthy and don't be sad
Love your wife!
10. In this anniversary year,
Only luck awaits you
Have fun with your friends
By us, the boys.
11. All the relatives gathered,
It's your celebration!
Eh, let's walk until the morning,
To the point of white heat!
12. Today is your day
Your birth
It is named after a round date
In honor of the round belly!
13. The hero of the day is young,
The girls are following you!
Don't frown your eyebrows
Warm up the girls!
Ditties for a woman's anniversary
1. Oh, the ditties are good,
I will sing them from the heart.
Sing along with me,
Praise the hero of the day!
2. They say, they say,
That they grow old at fifty,
Bullshit, nonsense,
If the soul is young!
3. Your anniversary has arrived,
Don't regret mistakes.
Think only about the good
About the young gentleman!
4. Such a beautiful woman,
I won't give you even thirty
Behind her is a noisy crowd
The grooms are walking briskly!
5. The anniversary will come suddenly,
Just don't be sad, friend!
We'll cry, we'll sing,
And let's start life again!
6. Come and dance,
The hero of the day is with us,
You are our beauty
So what, grandma!
If you need more ditties for your anniversary, then the ditties are further divided into categories by date:
50 years
At fifty, at fifty,
It's only begining,
And girlish beauty
It just shows up!
Don't be sad that it's 50
But experience and charge,
You can do everything, you know
Make your dreams come true!
At 50, please don’t be sour,
You're not a grandma at all
You are a beautiful girl
Smile for the joy of everyone!
55 years
Two A's - yes!
Years well lived!
Now come on, go for it
Make all your dreams come true!
You went into retirement
And left things behind
Rest now like a king!
Well, don't forget us!
Do nonsense
The hero of the day does not want
He is a business man
And very solid!
Fifty and five again
We have a reason to rock!
The anniversary year will pass,
The hero of the day will be lucky!
Comic ditties for a woman’s 55th birthday
1. We respect you
Our hero of the day,
Can't live a day without you
It's even impossible.
2. Two A's - no problem,
This age is nonsense
My neighbor is one hundred and five,
Try to overtake her!
3. You are so beautiful today
And the hairstyle is just classy!
And men's eyes are burning,
They'll take you away, it's not even an hour.
4. Let from today
Life will be sweet
You will have skin
Smooth like a baby's.
5. May health and good luck
Don't pass by
Two A's for good luck
You always carry it with you.
6. You are a great specialist
According to my work,
Ready to move mountains
In any weather.
7. You are cultured and diligent,
And confident in myself
You're probably not afraid
Any work on Earth.
8. Fifty and five is not much
According to the clock of the universe
You're still at the doorstep
Life is very long.
9. Let your health not fail you
And love comes to your home.
Grandchildren make children happy too,
And our gift is in an envelope!
60 years
At sixty, don't hang your nose,
And work like a locomotive!
Always be on the move
And never be sour!
At 60, 60...
The anniversaries do not sit,
The head thinks -
The hero of the day is running!
(a ditty for the hero of the day in connection with her retirement):
Whether in the garden or in the vegetable garden,
The hero of the day is 60,
Still young, it seems
Come back!
65 years old
That's what hit you
Sixty point five now
Hands to feet - and forward!
To work, to the garden!
Sixty plus five, believe me,
The anniversary is coming.
Dry your tears, pull yourself up,
Do something you need to do!
An anniversary comes once
Sixty and five.. Atas!
Just don't panic
Pamper yourself better!
70 years old
We'll sing ditties
On my seventieth birthday,
Wait for us in thirty years
On your centenary!
75 years old
Our dear hero of the day,
You're not old yet!
You are seventy+five,
You cucumber again!
80 years old
You are eighty years old
You're not a grandfather yet!
You are young at heart,
And the character is golden!
85 years old
You are eighty-five
Dry your tears again
Don't be sad, but dance,
Sing ditties for the soul!
90 years old
Ninety - respect
This is not an easy age!
And I wish you good health
On your golden anniversary!
95 years old
Ninety-five to you
Smile at your destiny
We'll come in five years,
For your centenary!
100 years
The hero of the day is exactly one hundred!
We are lucky to have you!
We love you with all our hearts,
For your good deeds!
Ditties for dad's 55th birthday (to order)
Exercise: The grandchildren (8 and 10 years old) will congratulate their grandfather on his 55th birthday, but I wanted to dress them up as the hero of the day’s grandfather and his wife – grandmother, and it’s as if they were singing ditties about each other (4 ditties from each).
A little about the hero of the day: Yurik (that’s what his wife calls him) is a fisherman and an avid hunter. A tank driver in the army. After school, I studied in Sasovo to become a pilot - I ran away and didn’t finish my studies. He worked as a Kamaz truck driver at LMMS, then as a fuel truck driver. Machine-Niva. They live in the village of Kriusha. He built a bathhouse, a greenhouse, and a gazebo. Often lies in the hospital with kidney stones. All my life with a mustache.
Wife-Tanya. Nurse at the Kriushinsky hospital (in three days). Two grandchildren. Daughter. Son-in-law. Matchmakers. He knows how to knit, bakes pies, bakes the meat he gets. She is from the village of Malinovka (he brought her from there after the wedding), her relatives live there now. This year I will retire on September 27 (also 55 years old)
Ditties for the anniversary
Yura sings:
1.) I brought it from Malinovka
I am my bride.
In a flash Tanyusha will knit a scarf
And knead the dough!
Tanya sings:
1.) Fishing and hunting
Yurik is always on the hunt.
Yura rushes into the forest on the Niva, -
The game itself runs towards him!
Yura sings:
2.) Kidney stones, that’s the problem,
What should I do, Tanyusha?
You're a super nurse
In the village of Kriusha.
Tanya sings:
2.) Yuri, I’ll give you advice,
There's no use for stones!
Go to the sea more often,
Better get pearls!
(Or alternatively:
Get rid of stones
Drink some water, don't regret it.
Go to the sanatorium
Get rid of pain.)
Yura sings:
3.) My dear wife,
Roasted game today.
The guests licked their fingers
They even ate the bones with the meat!
Tanya sings:
3.) Yurik flew to Sasovo,
He chased sparrows in the sky.
Yura thought: “Not mine!”
And he ran away. Well oh my!
Yura sings:
4.) Come on over me, Tanya,
Stop grinning!
We'll be 55 soon,
Celebrate with you!
Tanya sings:
4.) Yurik, dear, don’t be angry,
Celebrate your anniversary.
I love you all my life
And I adore mustaches!
We also write ditties to order about your hero of the day. Duration 1 day.
WE WORK TO ORDER!
Birthday ditties
I go out to dance in a circle,
Be with me, dear friend!
It's your birthday
Congratulations from all the family!
Everyone wishes you a lot of happiness,
And full health!
Always be happy in life
I like chaos!
Have fun, honest people,
Birthday is coming!
Let them bring you gifts
The holiday will be very bright!
Folk ditties for birthdays
I'll sing ditties now
I want it for the birthday boy.
1
I'm here for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes be filled with happiness
Glow like stars
2
We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.
3
Be beautiful, be healthy,
Eat pasta.
Be fearless and cool
Like Sylvester Stallone!
4
I'm sitting on a log
I'm looking at the sun.
And I wish you, my friend
Lying on the sea beach.
5
I fell on the porch
Sprained foot.
Don't let it get to you
Black cat way.
6
There's a picture hanging on the wall,
There is a sailboat in the picture.
May you need it less often
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.
7
I go out to dance in a circle.
Move aside, dear friend!
I wish the birthday boy
One hundred friends and one hundred girlfriends.
8
Water flows from the well,
Bubbling, foaming.
Let your girlfriend leave you
It's not going anywhere.
9
I'll add Dirol in the morning
In sauce, tea and mayonnaise.
Let him be afraid of you now
This same caries.
10
On the sofa lay
The blanket is wadded.
May you have dreams
The most pleasant ones.
11
A star fell from the sky,
Hanged on the bushes.
Let your face not be
Like cabbage, sour.
12
In the field there is wind, lights,
Long roads.
Don't let them bother you
Various worries.
13
Galoshes float down the river
Four pieces in a row.
May all horoscopes be with you
They promise only joy.
14
I'll pick wormwood in the garden,
I will bind her into sheaves.
So that they don't bother you
Cockroaches and bedbugs.
15
I want to congratulate you
And a pat on the shoulder.
Let them give you gifts
Just like Yakubovich.
Birthday ditties
On your birthday - mood
And don’t be sad in vain.
Be cheerful and happy
Long, long time for you to live.
***
On your birthday we wish you
So that everything comes true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.
***
How nice on your birthday
Receive congratulations.
And among friends and loved ones
It's a hospitable way to celebrate.
***
We are all glowing with happiness
It's your birthday!
We congratulate you,
We give all the good things!
Here are the flowers and here are the candies,
Isn't it nice?
And we also give a holiday,
You shouldn't have fun in vain!
Be happy and healthy
Never be harsh!
May life be successful
If anything, always hang in there!
***
Happy Birthday, dear friend,
Happiness and health!
I'll come visit you,
So be prepared!
***
Birthday boy, birthday boy,
Why so handsome!?
Dressed up for my birthday,
It's like I was just born!
***
Oh, what a wonderful day
I'm not too lazy to drink!
Celebrating birthday
And we promise gifts!
The birthday boy woke up
I quickly looked around!
And not a lot of gifts,
That's how things are!
Ditties for Mom's Birthday
Congratulations to our mother,
She doesn't need advertising!
Our mother is good
And her soul is good!
Mom can do a lot
And her cooking is delicious!
He doesn’t spare his strength,
And he will always help me!
Mom, dear mommy,
Happy birthday!
Let everything be fine
The house is full of happiness!
A ditty on aunt's birthday
We, friends, have no doubts,
What ditties should be sung!
Once they came for a birthday -
There is no point in sitting silently!
I don’t know how old you are,
And why should I know this?
There are candles on a huge cake
You can take it and count it!
Steamships, steamships.
Oh, you steamboats.
Let them go back now
My friend, you are one year old.
Games, competitions, gifts
On your birthday for a reason!
Today is a holiday for you -
Red calendar day!
Oh, what our years -
We are alive by nature!
Why should we look at the passport?
Let's sing songs better!
We haven't eaten for ten days
And they didn’t drink for eight,
We'll eat everything at the table,
Let's ask for more!
But screw you! It wasn’t here -
So the hostess fed
That we can’t dance yet,
We can only sing ditties!
The cook makes cutlets
The horse makes manure.
I came for a birthday
But he didn’t bring a gift!
The phone doesn't stop ringing
From calls and sms.
Birthday raises
Interest in the person!
Coal is needed to
Maintain combustion.
And you need friends for that
To drink at your birthday party!
We came for a birthday
Sing and have fun
To cheer you up
And forget yourself a little.
Who is closest to the bottle there?
Pour it for the birthday girl!
We drink to your health,
And drink to your friends!
We were all invited to the restaurant,
The birthday was celebrated.
Would you like to celebrate again?
Yes, health is of no use...
I ate and drank,
I almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To repay the gift.
Don't worry if it's your birthday
You can't eat anymore on your own.
You are quietly jam
Put it in your pocket!
Ditties from the hero of the day
Hello, dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like,
For my health.
Oh, thank you mom -
She gave birth to me in July!
Get ready guys
To the forest with me for barbecue.
Fifty or twenty five -
What's the difference?
Equally men
I fall in love with myself!
Congratulatory ditties with wishes
There is a mare standing on the mountain,
There is a harrow under the mountain.
Happy Birthday!
Pour some more wine!
The ship is sailing along the Volga,
And a motorboat along the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!
We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.
I wish everyone a cutie,
And for you - a fashion model.
If you forget your key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.
Be happy and safe
And live for a long time,
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!
There's a picture hanging on the wall,
There is a sailboat in the picture.
May you need it less often
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.
Galoshes float down the river
Four pieces in a row.
May all horoscopes be with you
They promise only joy.
So that your heart doesn't hurt,
I didn't feel dizzy
Rest safely today
And quit what you're doing!
We wish you on your birthday,
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave me a lot of money
And she gave you a wife!
Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.
On your birthday we wish you
Lots of happiness and love!
If you need to drink vodka,
Just call us!
On your birthday we wish you
So that everything comes true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.
There is a vegetable garden near the house,
There are beds in the vegetable garden...
Dear birthday boy.
Always be fine!
Birthday boy, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and euros!
Congratulations
I make it public:
I want to wish you love
Well, and sex, in particular!
Ditties for a woman’s anniversary, ditties for a man’s anniversary, ditties for a colleague’s anniversary. Anniversary ditties for every taste! Cool ditties for an anniversary.
ANNIVERSARY DITS FOR THE HOLIDAY
Ditties for anniversaries 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80 years
Who is closest to the bottle there?
Pour it for the birthday girl!
We drink to your health,
And drink to your friends!
There is acacia smoke in the alleys
Newness inspires...
It's good when you're seventeen
It's good when it's spring!
Behind the gate of leaves is silk,
There was fog and rain!
It's good when we're thirty
Autumn is also good.
Outside the window the blizzard is angry
And a mess of snowflakes.
It's good when you're forty,
It's good when it's winter.
We want you, Vanyusha,
On your birthday, wish you
To have a lot of money
And so that you can dance.
We wish you on your birthday,
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave me a lot of money
And she gave you a wife!
Anniversary booklets
I'll wrap it in film -
Each contains a dozen portraits
My darling.
San Sanych has a feast -
Turned fifty.
Even though he is bald and gap-toothed,
He likes to hang out with girls.
I'm here for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes be filled with happiness
They glow like stars.
Steamships, steamships.
Oh, you steamboats.
Let them go back now
Girlfriend, you are one year old.
Anniversary concerns,
You've tired me!
I'm going on maternity leave
For the next three days!
Eh, once again
Knocking out the traffic jam
Knock over our Anniversary
Yes, a full stack!
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
It's Lyubasha's birthday
Drink, don't talk!
Half a century has passed,
Fifty years since then
How I fell in love, how I got married,
How I live alone with you.
We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.
Cool ditties for an anniversary
I walked along the forest side,
The anniversary ran after me:
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!
Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.
I'm sitting on a log
I'm looking at the sun.
And I wish you, my friend
Lying on the sea beach.
We don't want you money -
Earn them yourself
After all, happiness is not in money, Vasya,
The main thing is that the house stands.
Comic ditties for the anniversary
And Lyubasha is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim,
I called people here
To celebrate the anniversary!
We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.
How old is she -
This is not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old
Even at eighty years old!
A tank is driving through the village,
The gun is being displayed.
It's a pity that our anniversaries
They do it once every five years!
I contacted the State Duma
With one suggestion:
To make your anniversary,
All-Russian weekend!
The Volga river is deep
The waves hit the shore.
The hero of the day is clear,
You are very dear to us!
Funny ditties for the anniversary
Hello, dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like,
For my health.
There are many anniversaries these days,
Anniversaries too,
But we congratulate him
Who is dearer to us all?
I want to congratulate you
And a pat on the shoulder.
Let them give you gifts
Just like Yakubovich.
Birthday is a holiday of childhood,
Even though you are fifty, .
We will give you a rattle
Will you play it?
I wish everyone a cutie,
And for you - a fashion model.
If you forget your key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.
The sun is shining outside the window,
And the little birds fly.
For the ladies present
Let's have a glass!
The godfather announced to the godfather:
You and I are now relatives,
Come whenever you want
Stay with me.
The doctor pulled it out of the kidneys
The stones are fenced.
May you have stones
Only precious ones.
We sat in the evening
They had fun with beer.
If only it were our birthdays
All year round managed.
Don't swear or bark
On our anniversary,
We'll pour you moonshine -
It will be more fun.
On your fiftieth birthday
The songs sound good.
Come back in a year
Celebrate forty-nine.
