We, friends, have no doubts,
What ditties should be sung!
Once they came for a birthday -
There is no point in sitting silently!
I don’t know how old you are,
And why should I know this?
There are candles on a huge cake
You can take it and count it!
Steamships, steamships.
Oh, you steamboats.
Let them go back now
My friend, you are one year old.
Games, competitions, gifts
On your birthday for a reason!
Today is a holiday for you -
Red calendar day!
Oh, what our years -
We are alive by nature!
Why should we look at the passport?
Let's sing songs better!
We haven't eaten for ten days
And they didn’t drink for eight,
We'll eat everything at the table,
Let's ask for more!
But screw you! It wasn’t here -
So the hostess fed
That we can’t dance yet,
We can only sing ditties!
The cook makes cutlets
The horse makes manure.
I came for a birthday
But he didn’t bring a gift!
The phone doesn't stop ringing
From calls and sms.
Birthday raises
Interest in the person!
Coal is needed to
Maintain combustion.
And you need friends for that
To drink at your birthday party!
We came for a birthday
Sing and have fun
To cheer you up
And forget yourself a little.
Who is closest to the bottle there?
Pour it for the birthday girl!
We drink to your health,
And drink to your friends!
We were all invited to the restaurant,
The birthday was celebrated.
Would you like to celebrate again?
Yes, health is of no use...
I ate and drank,
I almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To repay the gift.
Don't worry if it's your birthday
You can't eat anymore on your own.
You are quietly jam
Put it in your pocket!
Ditties from the hero of the day
Hello, dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like,
For my health.
Oh, thank you mom -
She gave birth to me in July!
Get ready guys
To the forest with me for barbecue.
Fifty or twenty five -
What's the difference?
Equally men
I fall in love with myself!
Congratulatory ditties with wishes
There is a mare standing on the mountain,
There is a harrow under the mountain.
Happy Birthday!
Pour some more wine!
The ship is sailing along the Volga,
And a motorboat along the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!
We all came from the mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.
I wish everyone a cutie,
And for you - a fashion model.
If you forget your key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.
Be happy and safe
And live for a long time,
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!
There's a picture hanging on the wall,
There is a sailboat in the picture.
May you need it less often
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.
Galoshes float down the river
Four pieces in a row.
May all horoscopes come to you
They promise only joy.
So that your heart doesn't hurt,
I didn't feel dizzy
Rest safely today
And quit what you're doing!
We wish you on your birthday,
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave me a lot of money
And she gave you a wife!
Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.
On your birthday we wish you
Lots of happiness and love!
If you need to drink vodka,
Just call us!
On your birthday we wish you
So that everything comes true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.
There is a vegetable garden near the house,
There are beds in the vegetable garden...
Dear birthday boy.
Always be fine!
Birthday boy, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and euros!
Congratulations
I make it public:
I want to wish you love
Well, and sex, in particular!
On your birthday we wish you
So that everything comes true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.
Brought for an anniversary
Congratulations from friends,
Receive gifts -
Pour a glass!
Be happy and safe
And live for a long time,
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!
Congratulations
I make it public:
I want to wish you love
Well, and sex, in particular!
So that you don't walk -
I'll give you a car!
You will ride on the Oka.
Guess which hand?
I ate and drank,
I almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To repay the gift.
We have a birthday girl
A lively caliber.
Let her be at Miss Universe
The first “bowl” will be chosen.
We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.
To the hero of the day on his birthday
We send warm greetings.
Love - sea, happiness, money
And health for a hundred years.
So what, fifty?
So what, what about grandma?
It’s still a girl for us
And for the husband - okay.
Cool congratulations on the phone
We all came from the mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.
How we hurried to congratulate,
Happy birthday friend,
So everyone drank up the gifts,
We ask for forgiveness!
Birthday, let's face it,
Wonderful holiday
That's why we give ditties
We will help you diligently!
So that you smile sweetly,
Everything sparkled with joy,
So that your dreams come true,
Life seemed sweet!
I have a good reason -
Sing ditties and dance.
Congratulations, mother-in-law,
You have a good son-in-law!
We don't want you money -
Earn them yourself
After all, happiness is not in money, Vasya,
The main thing is that the house stands.
What is Anniversary!?
This is a very cool day!
You can eat and you can drink,
We can talk a lot!
Your anniversary is so good
Brought a lot of joy!
We wish you good health,
And we dream of hugging you!
There is wine on the table
A whole bottle
Happy birthday,
We are (name) darling!
The ship is sailing along the Volga,
And a motorboat along the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!
I'm here for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes be filled with happiness
They glow like stars.
It's 55
You can safely congratulate!
That's why we'll eat now,
Let's drink to your health!
Let luck enter the house
Money is raining down!
On your wonderful anniversary,
Pour it for us quickly!
We wish on your birthday,
The bag is immense,
So that it is full of rubles
It's a small thing, but it's nice!
Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.
To walk down the street,
We need to take boots.
Let them be forever young
There will be your legs.
Happy anniversary
Our anniversary,
We wish you happiness and joy,
Don't ask about anything else.
There are candles burning on the cake,
Nth amount,
Don't count how many years
To our Majesty!
I'll pick wormwood in the garden,
I will bind her into sheaves.
So that they don't bother you
Cockroaches and bedbugs.
The doctor pulled it out of the kidneys
The stones are huge.
May you have stones
Only precious ones.
Tractor eats diesel fuel
Boeing loves kerosene
Let me congratulate you
Happy wonderful name day!
Make a bow on your lips
Make your eyebrows a house
On your birthday you will be yours,
The cutest gnome!
It's 65
I came here to congratulate you!
Let me kiss you
And please, now!
65 is not an age
This is completely nonsense!
Just go through life
Always be happy with everything!
I'll hug a man
I'll whisper congratulations!
This is necessary at 65,
It's so beautiful to shine!
I wish you from the bottom of my heart,
Lots of happiness and goodness!
In gratitude I accept,
A kiss from you!
ANNIVERSARY FOR A MAN 60 YEARS OLD (can be changed to 50-55)
A wonderful holiday awaits us today!
We are celebrating our anniversary birthday!
So head to the guests, go ahead!
Please accept applause and congratulations!
Oh, you are guests, gentlemen,
We called you here
So that you don't dare to be bored,
Let me start.
I hope we will have fun from the heart?
Come in, I ask everyone to sit down at the table.
Our hearts are made for love, and our hands are made for applause, and I think it will be right if all the applause and love of the audience belongs entirely to the hero of tonight, our hero of the day.
- Alignment to the middle, we meet with a storm of applause. - Vladimir Viktorovich.
To start the anniversary as it should be,
Everyone is invited to fill their glasses!!!
Birthday wishes
According to the signs of antiquity,
As if by order of a pike,
The following must come true exactly:
Your age is worthy of a toast -
The age of a true husband,
May you be ninety too,
And up to a hundred life was no worse,
So that fortune smiles,
So that your back doesn't bend,
So that everything you want
It worked for a two count.
Here's to this toast today,
We raise our glasses together
And to Vladimir Viktorovich, health,
We drink to the dregs while standing!
And don’t forget to shout together:< Поздравляем!!!
(ribbon with inscription)
- It’s great that you, dear Vladimir Viktorovich, are surrounded by so many close people.
_ Are you happy?
- And happiness needs to be shared, so I want to choose. Who it will be will be decided by chance.
- I would like to invite guests today to participate in win-win lottery, and for this now hand over the hat with lottery tickets. Everyone can take one for themselves.
Now, please, name any number from 1 to 36.
- ::::.. I congratulate you, the title today belongs to you. This title is honorable, but also responsible, because... it is you who will have to lead the parade today and remind the men when to fill their glasses with the signal of this pipe and the command
The people are languishing in anticipation,
And there is no reason to delay any longer.
That's why it's his birthday,
To make the glasses clink.
They say that at 60, every birthday person is happy,
Exchange your years for 20, 25 years.
No friends, not like that at all
Anyone who thinks like that is an eccentric.
At 20 years old there are holes everywhere,
No wife and no apartment,
At 60 you have a garden,
And of course grandchildren,
At 25, I only had a chance to drink vodka when I pooled,
At 60, you can give everyone vodka to drink.
At 20 years old the egg is empty,
At 20 years old it’s absolute hell,
60 rubles savings book
At 60, cronyism is everywhere.
No, the birthday boy is very happy,
Why is he 60 today?
He's getting younger every year.
The years fly by like birds,
He won’t regret it even at 100,
Why is he 60 today!!!
APPLAUSE.
Dear guests, look carefully at your palms, there you can find many lines - life, health, the Mount of Venus. And there are also a lot of active points, and if you massage them, you can improve your health and change your life better side. And the best massage is applause.
PLEASE APPLAUSE
-only the beautiful half of humanity
- only the stronger sex
-those who love lard more than chocolate
-those who respect beer
- those who want to live beautifully
-those who have never been late for work
- those who are pleased to be in this room today. (flurry of applause)
This is the only applause we will give our hero of the day today.
So, the training was successful, and now jokes aside and you only need to clap if I’m telling the truth. Let's check if everything is available for the anniversary celebration.
Order for the opening of the celebration.
The birthday boy is handsome, like Brad Pitt,
sexy like Van Damme
smart like Einstein
lucky like Bill Gates
perky, like Zhirinovsky,
energetic, like an energizer battery,
hardworking, like little Sorti,
economical, like Mr. Muscle -
our beloved, the most golden hero of the day is at the head of the table!
Guests are as dear as Chelsea,
funny, like government orders,
generous, like sheikhs - in huge numbers - all on the spot!
The table is beautiful, festive, filled with a variety of dishes, decorated on the spot with drinks!
In view of the fact that everything is available in the necessary cash, I command that the celebration be opened!
ORDER OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY: (it is printed - the hero of the day reads and signs)
Me on my birthday
I give the order:
Don't fall asleep until the morning,
Drink alcohol,
IMPROMPTU
(see material)
“For the next toast, I’ll ask you to prepare thoroughly and make sure everyone’s glasses are full.”
- Today a large number of guests are present at the holiday and each of us:
We would give you a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave you life, birth!
FOR THE PARENTS OF VIKTOR ANDREEVICH and ELENA ANDRIANOVNA
CONGRATULATIONS
- My friends, you all know our birthday boy, what he is like at home and at work, but do you know his one anatomical feature? His heart tends to change its position; it is always on the side on which his wife is located. TATYANA VASILIEVNA - our applause.
WIFE:
Dear birthday boy!
Life isn't that complicated
If you're not alone
Nearby, your friend is your wife,
We will give her our word.
Let me worry now
Raises his glass
First toast from my wife
Really, you were waiting for him?
We sit the birthday girl on a chair, blindfold her, and now ask her to guess her husband by kissing her hand. But only he kisses.
Children: Sasha and Elena, Andrey and Yulia, Vasily and Olesya, Elena and Alexey
And now on my own behalf,
Children will congratulate their father on his birthday.
- If we were present at the Oscars now, Vladimir Viktorovich would definitely win the Oscar for raising children. It is immediately clear that he gave an excellent upbringing and education.
- What does your father teach you since childhood?
- well, now let’s see how you, dear children, REPAY FOR A FATHER’S LOVE (hearts with inscriptions on how they will help their father - the children draw and read)
I WILL DIGG ALL THE BEDS IN SPRING
I'M THINKING FOR THE NEW YEAR
I WILL SEND ON A VACATION ABROAD IN THE SUMMER
FOR YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY I WILL GIVE ANOTHER GRANDSON
I WILL BUY A MERCEDES FOR DADDY
EVERY WEEKEND I WILL GREAT SHASHLIKS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
I WILL BECOME PRESIDENT AND WILL TAKE CARE OF THE FUTURE OF PENSIONERS, AND I WILL ALLOW DADDY A PENSION OF 1 MILLION RUBLES
I WILL TAKE CARE OF HIS HEALTH AND GIVE DADDY FRESH JUICE EVERY DAY
PRIDE AND EXCITATION IS NOT THE SAME,
YOUR FAMILY WILL CONGRATULATE YOU:
Younger sister NATALIA matchmaker LYUDMILA matchmaker VLADIMIR SERGEY and TATYANA KHURTINY
BIRTHDAY BOY'S TEST FOR MIND FLEXIBILITY AND STRENGTH
(see material)
These are the things, brothers:
The years don't run, they fly.
You go to bed - eighteen,
You wake up in the morning - sixty.
Unnoticed by the hero of the day,
That he lived for six decades.
Probably visited somewhere
He is the secret of eternal youth.
Its a special breed
Visible even to the blind.
And, apparently, the road
He did not forget about women's hearts.
He is not deprived of health either,
I am familiar with sports and work.
And he will cut anyone off with a word,
And if necessary, use your fist.
There is no need to even doubt -
Only for others the years fly.
You wake up in the morning - sixty,
And he will wake up - eighteen.
Your friendship has been around for many years,
Comrades in service await congratulations.
1. Valery and Tatyana Chumazin
2. Vladimir and Vera Stravinskas
3. Andrey and:::::::. Konovalovs
4. Andrey and:::::::. Ivankins
5. Anatoly and Tatyana Krivopalov
6. Alexander and Irina Lomin
LOTTERY ROUND 1
GOLDEN TICKET HOLDERS 12 pieces
- Who had the GOLDEN TICKETS in their hands?
- These are analytical people in life. We ask you to come out here and analyze the situation.
THERE ARE CHUPPS ON THE TRAY (or one more item less than the number of players) While the music is playing, you move around the chair, when the music stops, you, having analyzed the situation, grab yourself one chups.
A GAME......
- Owners of Chups - return them to their homeland, And you (to the loser) can now choose any Chups for yourself.
- Now you... and only Chups... (1 less), let’s analyze further!!!
UNTIL THE LAST PLAYER.......
- You,.................., were awarded the title “Brainhead” and the Chups - Giant prize from the Vidal Sosun company.
And now they will congratulate you warmly,
Friends of the hero of the day.
1. Nikolay Pronin (born December 19)
2. Sergei and Olga Klykov
3. Arkady and Valentina Vershinin
4. Alexey and Irina Demchenko
5. Alexander and Galina Koshelev.
LOTTERY ROUND 2
SILVER TICKET HOLDERS
- According to astrologers, whoever has a circle in their hands, the SILVER of your character is natural kindness.
- I ask the kindest people in the world to come here.
“I’m also a kind person by nature, so out of my sincere kindness I’m giving you each a chups, just like that.”
- Are you happy? Me too.
- And now a question for filling: “COUNT HOW MANY BUTTONS ARE ON YOUR CLOTHES”
- a kind person- this is a man of a broad soul, and such a soul does not need fasteners.
- And we, since we are all good-natured, give you (who has fewer buttons) our chups.
- YOU committed a truly heroic act, gave your prize to a stranger, so I cannot let you go without a reward.
- But it lies in a black box. Here he is.
But to open it, you need to remember and say a spell and knock on the lid of the box. Everyone has their own mantra - don’t repeat yourself!!!
- Well, it's time to reward!!! What decorates the hero's head? Of course a laurel wreath.
- Here’s a laurel for you, and since we have self-service, you’ll weave the wreath yourself (HANDING THE LAUREL)
- Our birthday boy is a sensitive man and can convey his thoughts with his eyes, facial expressions and gestures
- You don’t always need words to communicate with each other, sometimes your eyes can say everything, or you can communicate using gestures. Show with gestures
- What’s your mood (WH!)
- And in English everything is fine (OK)
sometimes in childhood my parents told little Volodya
- Mom - Don’t be naughty
- dad - don't spoil me
- Come to me (SHOW WITH YOUR HAND)
- It's rubbish, it sucks, I don't like it
- Not a very smart person
- Send:::wherever your eyes look
- And at work, subordinates greeted Vladimir Viktorovich - under the visor
-Goodbye
- Let's have a drink:.. How, show it again:: More friendly: POUR!!!
POEMS
- I know that fishermen and hunters like to tell stories, sometimes inventing things that did not happen or cannot happen. I propose to compose, or rather finish composing, a congratulation verse for our birthday boy
We love the hero of the day very much
Love, good luck, for long years!
For him to be happy, it is urgent...
::::::.buy him a convertible
:::::.They didn’t turn off the lights at night.
:::::..The word no was not heard.
:::::::The gun wouldn’t let me down..
A GAME
Our wishes are countless,
So why divide them into parts,
If all of them, whatever they are,
Contained in a word
- WHAT IS HAPPINESS FOR YOU?
LOTTERY ROUND 3
BLUE TICKET HOLDERS
ADVENTURISTS
- And now there are people left in the hall who have BLUE TICKETS in their hands.
- According to astrologers, those who have triangles in their hands are people who often engage in various scams and adventures, in in a good way this word, i.e. adventurers.
- I invite you here and ask you to join me in an adventure.
- I have a box - here it is. There are 4 ribbons and only two of them have prizes attached to them. Pull the tape.
- So, you have already received the prizes, so go into the hall,
- But for those who have empty ribbons, don’t be upset,
- The promised adventure is for you. While the music is playing, you must recruit a team of 5 people.
2009 is ending, the year of our birthday, because... he was born just in the year of the ox, which means that he has perseverance, endurance and is a connoisseur and connoisseur of humor, so let’s respect the birthday boy and show him a fairy tale.
FAIRY TALE
A GAME
- WHITE
- LIQUID
- 100 RUBLE BILL
- MOBILE
- BELT/JEWELRY
- CIGARETTES / LIPSTICK
- SHOES
FISHING
CATCHING BOTTLES WITH PHOTOS.
CHANGE ROOMS
3 CONCUBINES
GAME - take out a turban and a mask, put it on the hero of the day
2 CONCUBINES DANCE, THEN A GUY (SHAHRAZADA IVANOVNA)
- FAVORITE WIFE - STRIPE
GYPSY
Musical fortune telling
Whoever guesses my riddles will know his fate
My first riddle
Who has a heel behind their nose?
My second riddle:
Why does it itch? right hand? Left hand? - yes, it’s time to go to the bathhouse
Panty trick
- Oh, and I like your company, but this dark guy looks at me with suspicion, probably watching so that he doesn’t steal something.
- And you, my dear, check if everything is in place?
- Check your pockets, wallet?
- And I’ll move my skirt, wrap it around it, spin it around.
- Now let your wife check if everything is in place?
- Oh, black-browed one, I’m telling you, one little thing has disappeared, look for it better:
- Did not find? Yes, I like you very much, so be it. Family panties
And you gathered guests today amazingly!
Everyone is young at heart and beautiful in face!
And the good news is that they are not timid at all!
The guys over there have relaxed
And they pour shots!
Women are also happy about the holiday
Spoons in hand - they steal salads!
And if the piles are full
And the salad is laid out
It's time to say a toast.
Shall we drink and sing or vice versa?
First song shared 2 drinks
1. Today, this evening, this evening, this evening.
Without the hero of the day, frankly speaking, there is nothing to do.
We will gather at the table, pour glasses full
And we’ll sing a song for his health.
Celebrate the glorious anniversary!
And meet this day
Even if you are not 20 or 30, let them be!
Don't lower your level of vigor!
We will strictly monitor
You can’t hide from us, you know that!
2. We see brave, brave, brave
A slender, handsome, curly boy
Let the years go by, but we wish that always
Let the soul always remain young!
Chorus: It's time for us to celebrate, it's time to celebrate,
Celebrate the glorious anniversary!
And meet this day
IN big company family, friends!
Watch just as strictly
Don’t allow despondency to surround you.
3. Tonight, tonight, evening, evening
There is nothing to do without our dear hero of the day,
We'll drink once, we'll drink twice, for the anniversary and for business
But so that tomorrow you don’t have a headache.
Chorus: It's time for us to celebrate, it's time to celebrate,
Celebrate the glorious anniversary!
And meet this day
In a large company of family and friends!
Even if fate is sometimes cruel to us, so be it.
In response to her, make your jokes!
Watch just as strictly
Don’t allow despondency to surround you.
I propose a toast to my parents and my parents’ home, the doors of which are always open.
Let's sing for mom
Song
Do you remember, my mother,
Like a stranger's girl
I brought you as a daughter,
Without asking you?
You looked sternly
For a young wife
And suddenly she cried,
Forgetting to congratulate us...
I kept her warm
And warmth and care,
Not you, but her
I called you mistress.
I kissed her
Leaving for work
And you, as always,
I forgot to kiss.
If we quarreled,
You protected her
She reproached me
That I'm wrong in everything.
Our family peace
I saved it as best I could,
As always, forgetting
About your peace...
Maybe we could be with her
And we parted, I don’t know
Only your hands
That trouble was averted.
Thank you so much
What are you keeping, my dear?
The fact that we are together with her
We wouldn't be able to save...
For mom, for her health!!! 3 glasses
Dear Sergey!
Life isn't that complicated
If you're not alone
Your first friend is your wife,
We will give her our word.
(Congratulations to Marina) 4 glasses
There is always peace in my soul,
When the children are here with you.
Now is the time to tell them.
All words to the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the children) 5 glasses
Give the floor to the mother of the hero of the day
Toast from relatives Uncle of the hero of the day Nikolai Stepanovich 6 glasses
Daughter-in-law of the hero of the day Maria Sergeevna 7th glass
Nephews of the hero of the day Natalya and Andrey 8th glass
Medical examination, presentation of registration certificate
Props: medical gown, cap, pressure meter, listening device. She dressed the most lively guest, admonished her to be stricter and her goal was to undress the hero of the day as much as possible.
QUADRILLE
She brought everyone out from the table, lined up men on one side, women on the other, showed the movements, there was confusion, but it was fun. Then they danced normally
PART 2
Hostess birthday
You are a woman!
You are eternal spring!
You are eternal earthly renewal,
Always in business, in work -
You are worthy of love and respect! Bouquet
song general 9 glass
Good luck, good hostess!
The soul freezes!
Admire Marinochka
How good it is! 2 times
There are different snacks on the table!
Just try not to be lazy!
Oh, good, good our hostess
I tried so hard to please! 2 times
We admire the hostess.
We all want to hug her.
And she tries for us,
Asks for glasses to be filled! 2 times
We know that life is not easy
She gets it sometimes.
But she's always cheerful.
Treats us with soul! 2 times
We have been waiting for this time for a long time,
To come here quickly
Pour your glasses full
Let's wish her happiness!!! 2 times
Toasts from friends:
Neighbors Tatyana Mikhailovna and Alexander Filippovich 10 glasses
Work friend Alexander Viktorovich and Nina Nikolaevna 11th glass
Work friend Alexander Nikolaevich and Svetlana Vladimirovna 12 glasses
DITTS (if you like a ditty, the hero of the day gives it away, toffees)
We count the number, whoever has more wins!
The hero of the day sat in the center of the hall on a chair, the guests around him danced, came out one at a time and sang ditties
Songs for women, men
First I built a men's choir, then a women's choir
How my own mother saw me off
1. We have gathered today
Veselukha!
Congratulations to Marina everyone
Blyaha - fly!
2. How good it is
Holy shit!
Let's keep it up
Blyaha - fly!
3. And in any work she does
Skillful!
Handles things
Blyaha - fly!
4. And we have the products
Darling!
What kind of table was set?
Blyaha - fly!
5. Sang a song for you
My throat is dry!
Pour it for us quickly
Blyaha - fly!
Women's choir
"What do you want"
We all got together
Oh, all together, all together.
Our anniversary will be good!
Tell us, Seryozha,
What do you need, what do you need?
Tell me frankly, what do you want?!
Tell us, Seryozha,
What do you need, what do you need?
Tell me frankly, what do you want?!
Don't look at us
Oh, don't, don't
Your looks make us shiver
Well, we'll see what you can
Tell me, guys, what do you need, what do you need?
Well, we'll see what you can
At a party I would sing like this,
She sang everything
And dancing makes my knees tremble
And what should I tell you?
What do I need, what do I need?
And will you pour me what I want?
And what should I tell you?
What do I need, what do I need?
And will you pour me what I want?
Anniversary we walked, oh we walked, we walked
Our hero of the day is too good
You tell us Seryozha,
What do you need, what do you need
And we will sing to you whatever you want.
Part 3
(The lights in the room go out)
Congratulations, hero of the day!
On this memorable, festive evening
We bring this cake to you as a gift.
There are not many anniversaries in the life of every person. And not all of us celebrate them on a grand scale. But the 50th anniversary always stands apart. After all, it is for this anniversary, which, by the way, is half a century old, that everyone wants to gather all their friends and acquaintances, all their relatives and, in general, everyone they know. And when guests arrive, they will need to be entertained. This is exactly why we came up with funny ditties for a woman's 50th birthday. Every ditty is energy, good mood and just a funny mini story. So get acquainted with the ditties and give them to the hero of the day.
You've been living for half a century,
And you still won’t understand.
That years are not a problem,
The most important thing in life is friends!
You spent half a century
You have started a new path.
There's still half a century ahead,
So live to be a hundred years old!
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Exactly fifty grandchildren
We wish you.
We will help you
We promise it!
We came to congratulate you,
We came to tell you.
So that you don't grieve,
And, ugh, I don’t care about the years!
I will always be with you,
We will never be separated.
In sorrow, in joy with you,
Most close friend you are my!
I'll give you flowers
Exactly according to my years!
Wow, the bouquet turned out great!
I haven’t forgotten how to know, how to count.
Quickly, quickly I rush to you,
After all, I'm already tipsy.
How can you not be tipsy here?
After all, you won’t forget your anniversary!
I'm ready for the anniversary
I bought you flowers.
And I'll bring you some chocolate,
And I’ll give you everything!
I don’t know what to give you
And I suffer from this.
I'll give you a smile
And I’ll wrap myself as a gift!
How I wake up in the morning 
I immediately pick up the phone.
I'm sending you an SMS,
WITH Good morning I say!
We're having fun today
We are all friends today.
Well, in the morning mineral water,
Hey, don't touch it, she's mine!
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Here we have prepared the coolest ditties for a woman’s 55th birthday. Everyone knows 55 summer anniversary he is the first after half a century. Which means he is one of the most long-awaited. And you need to celebrate it in such a way that everyone has fun. And ditties will help you with this.
Two fives stood in a row,
And they are looking at us!
Hey madam, come out,
Congratulations!
Congratulations on your anniversary
Our dear!
And we want to receive
A pension just like this!
We'll have fun
“Fire away” from the heart!
We are celebrating the anniversary
And we see you off to retirement!
We'll sing little ditties
And of course we’ll pour it for everyone!
You have to drink to the end
May there be happiness... a lot!
Happy anniversary,
We wish you all the best!
Well, for everything to come true,
You have to drink and eat everything!
This one for a woman’s 55th birthday will tell you at what moment to perform ditties. In addition to ditties, it contains poems, skits and much more.
All the people have fun,
The anniversary is celebrated.
After all, today our lady,
Celebrating fiftieth anniversary!
I'll have a glass, have a snack,
And I’ll sing ditties for you.
And you sing along with me,
Don't leave me behind!
I ate some sausage
The cat followed me.
Sniffs me everywhere
And the sausage is already in me!
Let's, let's dance,
We'll dance until the morning.
My legs are buzzing in the morning
But they still want to dance!
I'll drink the glass to the bottom,
Don't look at me!
You better take an example,
Empty your glasses!
