Attention ladies and gentlemen!
Please, everyone look at me.
Get your tickets,
And find out your destiny.
What will he give? New Year- the lottery will hint.
1. Your happiness, multiplying,
The year promises to be easy.
And therefore as a gift
We give you balloon.
(Balloon)
2. May you have fun -
Like at the beginning of January.
And it will turn into a smile
Every day of the calendar.
(Calendar)
3. From now on you - important guest,
Here's a handful of tangerines for you.
(Tangerines)
4. Let all year round spring blooms
Fa soap will help with this.
(Soap "Fa")
5. You are a business person -
With a smart, painful, head.
Useful for the New Year
A notepad for your notes.
(Notebook)
6. Everyone strives to imitate you
There are, of course, reasons for this.
Remain a lover of life
Vitamins will help you.
(Vitamins)
7. All you need is
Make your dream come true.
There will be a new car
In the coming year.
(Toy car)
8. Master you to have fun!
Anything can happen on a holiday.
Tomorrow will be good for you
Toilet paper.
(Roll toilet paper)
9. The New Year promises you
Fulfill any whim.
And today it falls
Kinder - your first surprise!
(Kinder surprise)
10. If you're lucky, if you're lucky -
For everyone to enjoy.
After all, with a pacifier in the New Year
An addition is waiting for you.
(Pacifier)
11. Don't let the frost scare you
Your feet won't get cold.
The heart is torn to pieces
I'll give you socks.
12. Luck will smile on you
And in the coming New Year
Only with gaskets from Olweis
Dryness and comfort await you.
13. Silence, peace, comfort
You would prefer illness from everyone.
Suddenly you want to hide from everyone:
The mask will be very useful.
14. Happy New Year, congratulations,
A snowball is falling quietly.
Let your eyes shine
Like a sparkler.
(Bengal candle)
15. You'll never guess
They will turn out like dreams.
And culinary talents
Suddenly you will discover something within yourself.
(Recipe book)
16. Health is like champagne
Let it pour over the edge.
Only from laughter and joy
Wipe away your tears with a handkerchief.
(Handkerchief)
17. You can’t be lazy on New Year’s Day
The true truth says:
"You'll need a hammer.
Make a fortune."
(Toy hammer)
18. I don’t know what awaits you tomorrow,
But I’ll make you happy soon.
Get it today
Kisses to all guests.
(Kisses guests)
19. Maybe you will become famous
Or a singer, an honest actor... For a haute couture outfit
Need a better manicure.
(Nail polish or file)
20. Don't be sad, don't be bored
Celebrate the holiday with joy!
Don't be bored, don't be sad
Crunch the chips loudly.
(Pack of chips)
21. Do you believe in good omens? -
Letters were sent to friends in an envelope.
(Mail envelope)
22. Accurate to one hundred percent
I won't claim
But in the coming year it seems
(Banknote)
23. Whole year smiles await you,
For now - one postcard.
(Postcard)
24. For whom salary is more important,
And to whom - self-love.
There's lipstick on your lips
It will enchant us doubly.
(Cheapstick)
25. Accept the scarlet heart,
Cherish all good things.
There is no need to think a lot here -
Love will be your reward!
(Soft toy)
26. Your heart sings, your soul becomes younger
And the sparkle of your eyes will not be overshadowed by tinsel.
(String of tinsel)
27. Blizzards whispered to me
And the old women under the window:
In the summer you will be by the sea
Sunbathe under the southern sun.
28. You start a renovation -
It's not a problem.
Will help you complete it on time
Tool and time.
29. The year will give you tender meetings,
Magic candles will come in handy.
30. Completing the lottery,
I finally say
You will be white and fluffy,
Just an angel from heaven.
As a rule, win-win lottery Everyone without exception likes it, so everyone is pleased to receive a small and pleasant prize.Lottery tickets can be colorful and decorated with your own hands (if there are not so many guests), they can be printed on a printer indicating the series, number and date of the draw, or they can be simple pieces of paper with the winning number written on them.
It all depends on how much time you have to prepare.
Here you will find a selection of a win-win lottery in verses of your own composition, as well as what you managed to find in various sources. Let children's party It will be fun and everyone will be happy with the prizes.
Lottery with letters
This means that instead of a serial number in lottery ticket stands for one letter or another.
I'll give you chocolate,
If you meet a letter "Yu"!
To keep your teeth strong
Chew gum, but rarely.
If you see a letter "E",
Come to me quickly!
(prize - chewing gum)
If you come across a letter "ABOUT",
Grab your egg quickly!
(prize - chocolate egg)
Photo frame, just look at it!
went to the one with the letter "AND"!
I’ll give him a delicious candy bar,
Who will see the letter on their ticket? "U"!
(prize - chocolate bar)
Lottery in couplets
Beautiful pen- just look!
And write beautiful letters for her.
This new one notebook
Always keep it in order.
To whom soap, to whom candy wrapper,
And you got it bow!
Come to me quickly:
You set of pencils!
Wonderful painted rug,
You handkerchief!
Album anyone will find it useful
But only if you are not lazy!
(prize - sketchbook)
On the farm notepad will always come in handy
But you don’t need to be proud of the gift!
Here you go keychain flashlight,
He is beautiful and very bright.
Let your teeth be radiant,
Fragrant, strong, clean!
(prize - toothpaste)
If you wash often,
That washcloth come in handy!
May your heart
Burns like this candle.
Like this cosmetic bag
Any girl will need it!
You can write and draw with them.
Come quickly and receive your surprise!
(prize - a set of colored pens)
Mirror, of course, a good gift.
But just always remain yourself!
If comb give you
You will no longer be shaggy!
Photo frame it will be useful to everyone.
You got it. But there is no need to be proud!
Stick it up stickers on a notebook,
On the table, on the cup, on the bed.
If your memory fails,
Record it... and on a magnet!
(prize - notebook on a magnet)
What you were, who you will become later,
Will tell about you photo album.
Soap balls will fly
Bringing joy to you and others!
One, two, three - put the parts together,
So that they become a picture.
(prize - puzzles)
Without tape you can't get by.
Receive it and smile quickly!
There are different gifts here,
And you got it marker.
Very fashionable thing
Braid it!
(prize - bow or hair tie)
Lottery in quatrains
Let the drawings sparkle
And the eyes smile.
For your landscapes
We give these paints.
This gift is not just an object,
This is a special thing!
On a holiday, at a solemn hour
You - multicolored pen!
(the prize is a pen containing several colored pastes)
If you love chocolate,
You will be incredibly happy.
If you don’t love it, it doesn’t matter.
Mom will eat it then!
Ball light and airy
Don't put it under your pillow
Otherwise he’ll make such a big noise,
That the neighbor behind the wall will gasp.
So that I can always be with friends
You taste sweet tea,
On the holiday with congratulations
This mug get it!
About two rings and two ends
And a carnation in the middle.
Everyone knows the riddle, but you
Now you own them!
(prize - scissors)
Friend's address, phone number
Where can I find it if I need it?
Let it be in summer and winter
Will be in notebook!
We need different books
Different books are important.
And what’s more necessary for you is something like this,
Small, note.
In this little thing
So much joy is stored!
Don't listen to doctors
Eat it and be healthy!
(prize - chewing candy)
There are shoe brushes,
There are clothes brushes.
But without toothbrushes
Tell me, is it possible to live?
Calendar small,
But he is remote.
It will show you the day and year,
He lives in every house.
When will the guests arrive for the holiday?
And the meeting will be hot,
Let it bring comfort at the table
Lit by you candle.
My gift is very sweet
And how beautiful and soft!
My gift is cake,
It just begs to be put in your mouth!
Win-win New Year's lottery for the New Year
1. Mascara or tanning agent - shoe polish, shoe polish.
2. Souvenir “Drink and know when to stop” - a thimble.
3. You got a trifle - get a cutter.
4. French cosmetics - colored pencils or felt-tip pens.
5. Pet – toy mouse.
6. Napkins for... - toilet paper.
7. A device for giving your head a “shiny” shape - a machine.
8. Metal worker's decoration - paper clips.
9. Individually made ceramic plate – disposable plate
10. Dressing table - mirror.
11. Indian carpet - handkerchief.
12. Crystal vase – glass (disposable).
13. Automatic machine for painting walls - brush.
14. The device necessary in case of an accident is a pin.
15. Wig from natural hair- washcloth.
16. Automatic latch for fastening hair - clothespin.
17. Pleasure for the whole night. Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby pacifier. (pacifier)
18. The means for finding rubles is a penny.
19. If you have to get a bruise, hurry to get a souvenir nickel.
20. You, comrade, want to be with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
21. Pull your hand - get the head of the bow.
22. You were quite worried, but there was no loss. The ticket included beets to make a vinaigrette.
23. Happiness fell into your hands - you got a potato.
24. There is no better prize than a plastic bag.
25. Newspapers should be read in order to know the whole world well.
26. We have provided you with hooks, but you can catch pikes yourself.
27. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, you only need a box of matches.
28. You and your companion will not disappear anywhere; you will not come home hungry from any guests - a spoon.
29. I know you like to write letters, then get this notebook.
30. No one has ever been so lucky! You have won a set of one thousand metal items (staples).
31. Get a key to the apartment, and buy the apartment yourself!
32. We give you this ticket so that you can travel around the whole world.
33. Sexual partner sharpeners (pencil).
34. Having received this gift, think a little
Maybe you forgot your friends, Write a letter to them, baby (Pen)
35. Antique hanger (Nail).
36. Dear comrade, get some candy
Just don’t eat it yourself - treat your neighbor.
37. You are extremely lucky, kiss the neighbor on the right.
Get your tickets,
And find out your destiny.
What the New Year will give - the Lottery will hint.
1. Your happiness, multiplying,
The year promises to be easy.
And therefore as a gift
We give you a balloon.
(Balloon)
2. May you have fun -
Like at the beginning of January.
And it will turn into a smile
Every day of the calendar.
(Calendar)
3. From now on you are an important guest,
Here's a handful of tangerines for you.
(Tangerines)
4. May spring bloom all year round
Fa soap will help with this.
(Soap "Fa")
5. You are a business person -
With a smart, painful, head.
Useful for the New Year
A notepad for your notes.
(Notebook)
6. Everyone strives to imitate you
There are, of course, reasons for this.
Remain a lover of life
Vitamins will help you.
(Vitamins)
7. All you need is
Make your dream come true.
There will be a new car
In the coming year.
(Toy car)
8. Master you to have fun!
Anything can happen on a holiday.
Tomorrow will be good for you
Toilet paper.
(Toilet paper roll)
9. The New Year promises you
Fulfill any whim.
And today it falls
Kinder - your first surprise!
(Kinder surprise)
10. If you're lucky, if you're lucky -
For everyone to enjoy.
After all, with a pacifier in the New Year
An addition is waiting for you.
(Pacifier)
11. Don't let the frost scare you
Your feet won't get cold.
The heart is torn to pieces
I'll give you socks.
(Socks)
12. Luck will smile on you
And in the coming New Year
Only with gaskets from Olweis
Dryness and comfort await you.
(Sanitary pads)
13. Silence, peace, comfort
You would prefer illness from everyone.
Suddenly you want to hide from everyone:
The mask will be very useful.
(Carnival mask)
14. Happy New Year, congratulations,
A snowball is falling quietly.
Let your eyes shine
Like a sparkler.
(Bengal candle)
15. You'll never guess
They will turn out like dreams.
And culinary talents
Suddenly you will discover something within yourself.
(Recipe book)
16. Health is like champagne
Let it pour over the edge.
Only from laughter and joy
Wipe away your tears with a handkerchief.
(Handkerchief)
17. You can’t be lazy on New Year’s Day
The true truth says:
"You'll need a hammer.
Make a fortune."
(Toy hammer)
18. I don’t know what awaits you tomorrow,
But I’ll make you happy soon.
Get it today
Kisses to all guests.
(Kisses guests)
19. Maybe you will become famous
Or a singer, an honest actor...
For a couture outfit
Need a better manicure.
(Nail polish or file)
20. Don't be sad, don't be bored
Celebrate the holiday with joy!
Don't be bored, don't be sad
Crunch the chips loudly.
(Pack of chips)
21. Do you believe in good omens? -
Letters were sent to friends in an envelope.
(Mail envelope)
22. Accurate to one hundred percent
I won't claim
But in the coming year it seems
You will count the money.
(Currency note)
23. Smiles await you all year long,
For now - one postcard.
(Postcard)
24. For whom salary is more important,
And to whom - self-love.
There's lipstick on your lips
It will enchant us doubly.
(Cheapstick)
25. Accept the scarlet heart,
Cherish all good things.
There is no need to think a lot here -
Love will be your reward!
(soft toy)
26. Your heart sings, your soul becomes younger
And the sparkle of your eyes will not be overshadowed by tinsel.
(String of tinsel)
27. Blizzards whispered to me
And the old women under the window:
In the summer you will be by the sea
Sunbathe under the southern sun.
(Beach mat)
28. You start a renovation -
It's not a problem.
Will help you complete it on time
Tool and time.
(paint brush)
29. The year will give you tender meetings,
Magic candles will come in handy.
(Candle)
30. Completing the lottery,
I finally say
You will be white and fluffy,
Just an angel from heaven.
(Toy)
1. By chance you got this tea on your ticket.
2. To keep your face and sock clean, put a piece of fragrant soap on your ticket.
3.Whether you are a smoker or a non-smoker, you have come across a suitable winnings, and without a doubt we will urgently present you with a pack of Belomor.
4. You’re a boy or a girl, it’s time for you to get married, on the ticket as you wish, allow me to give you a rattle in advance.
5. So that you write off with love, you get the envelopes, without stamps, don’t spoil them, you’ll buy them at the post office.
6. Excuse us that there is a shortage in this package, then go to the corner and quietly unwrap - (condoms).
7. You should be happy in abundance from the lottery right now. Three wonderful cards drawn for you.
8.You shouldn’t be upset, you have new luck: you got mustard, delicious, table-sized.
9. Your win is quite rare, you got it spruce branch; it will make you, without a doubt, participate in landscaping.
10. Get a hot air balloon and fly into space to the stars.
11 You have a rather rare surprise 2 paper napkins.
12 Get a notebook, hurry up and write poetry.
13 lottery is not at a loss, the winnings are a spool of thread.
14 We issue without documents: you got this tape.
15 You look beautiful: both your clothes and your hair, and it was not in vain that you won a comb as a reward.
16 To always be beautiful, hurry to get the cream.
17 You need matches in your everyday life both in cold weather and in blizzards.
18 Don’t get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
19 A bay leaf will help you become a hero in the New Year.
20 You can read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
21 Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
22 Listen to this advice: fruits are the best diet.
23 You will remember, friends, this calendar sheet (the date of the significant event).
24 Eh, you have to be happy to get peas.
25 You got the candy, come visit us.
26 You turned out to be very clever, get a glass of vodka.
27 You will need our gift stocking for use.
28 We pour you wine so that you can drink it to the dregs.
29 Do not be sad, hurry to receive your gift. If you want to dance, dance, and then the glass is yours.
30 To look younger, to captivate everyone with a smile, you just need to use this good benefit (TOOTHPASTE).
31 And here is a famous cheese, fragrant, tasty, melted.
32 If you have to get a bruise, hurry up and add a souvenir nickel.
33 You were worried a lot, but there was no loss. You got beets for your ticket to make a vinaigrette.
34 Your winnings are like manna from heaven - you got a piece of bread.
35 We give you this ticket to travel around the world.
36 We have provided you with hooks, but you yourself will catch the goldfish.
37 You got the main prize, get it and share it (a bottle of wine).
38 You and your companion won’t disappear anywhere; you won’t come home hungry from any guests (spoon).
39 If senile sclerosis suddenly overcomes you, tie all four corners of a handkerchief.
40 It's a miracle - it's such a miracle to win a bottle of beer
41. So that your wallet isn’t empty, here’s your winnings - cabbage.
42. New Year doesn’t allow you to sit - put the card in your hands and Go! (map of Europe)
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Win-win lottery:
1. So that the joke is not forgotten -
Write it down in a notepad.
(Notepad)
2. Here is a gift for you:
The sharpener will be just right!
(Sharpener)
3. Everyone will be happy to eat
Very tasty chocolate!
(Chocolate)
4. Here you will receive stickers,
Stick it in your diary!
(New Year stickers)
5. Moisturize your skin with cream,
Dazzle everyone with your beauty!
(Moisturizing face cream)
6. Postcard “Happy Holidays!” accept
Sign her friend!
(New Year's card)
7. Draw a better cloud,
Here's a little blue pen for you!
(Pen)
8. Now the surprise will be yours -
This is a miracle pencil!
(Pencil)
9. So as not to look your neighbor in the mouth
Here's a delicious sandwich for you!
(Sandwich)
10. You, my friend, don’t be bored,
Get Ceylon tea!
(Ceylon tea)
11. To decorate cute bangs –
You will receive a hairpin!
(Hair clip)
12. Here is a love card,
Just give it to your dear one!
(Postcard with declarations of love, inscriptions: “I love”, “I miss”, “you are dearer to me than anyone”, etc.)
13. The skin of the lips should be smooth,
Get some fudge!
(Cheapstick)
14. Get it, my friend, quickly
Real super glue!
(Small super glue or glue stick)
15. And this prize has helped more than once
Put on your boot and boots!
(Shoe shovel)
16. Here you will receive a notebook,
Everything that is important - write it down!
(Notepad)
17. Horoscope will help you
Make a plan for the coming year!
(Horoscope)
18. And for you - a sharpener, dear friend,
Maybe it will come in handy someday!
(Sharpener)
19. Well, what about you, a pack of chewing gum!
Good luck awaits you in the coming year!
(Chewing gum)
20. Will bring positivity into your life
Flavored condom!
(Flavoured condom)
21. The hairstyle will be better,
Get a comb, my friend!
(Comb)
22. Draw a cartoon of your friend,
A pencil will help with this!
(Pencil)
23. Balloon from Carlson –
Let the mood be joyful!
(Balloon)
24. Shower and soul gel,
Wash yourself in the bathroom - don’t rush!
(Small bottle of shower gel)
25. You don’t need a brush and a piggy bank,
You need a good sharpener!
(Pencil sharpener)
26. On your desk I saw a pile of (office clutter),
Here's another pen for you!
(Pen)
27. Marker - it is the most needed
Success awaits you in your creativity!
(Marker of any color)
28. Body cream just for you,
By summer it will be just right!
(Body cream)
29. Red rubber band for ... (name),
Not for Zinochka!
(Hair band)
30. And here are the stickers for you,
Cover up your neighbor's mouth! (joke)
(Stickers)
31. “Pepsi Light” A jar for you,
Drink and keep your posture!
(Pepsi Light can)
32. Feel the taste of raspberries
Chupa Chups will help you!
(“Chupa Chups” with raspberry flavor)
33. Better than any candy
Only a packet of seeds!
(Bag of seeds)
34. We don’t mind gifts,
Get a lighter!
(Lighter)
35. Look in the mirror, my friend -
Be proud of your beauty!
(Pocket mirror)
36. These threads will help you
Sew the pocket correctly!
(Threads)
37. Did you want a cool car?
Alas! All you got was chewing gum!
(Bubblegum)
38. Would you like a ring with gold?
Your ticket contains only an egg!
(Chocolate egg "Kinder surprise")
39. Always make sure your work goes well
Place the symbol of the year on the table!
(Dragon figurine)
40. The mood will be better -
You get cookies!
(Cookie)
41. If you can’t live without sweets,
Grab some sweets quickly!
(Candies)
42. To be clean and beautiful
Get this soap!
(Soap)
43. Don't be angry with us, my friend,
Grab a box of matches!
(Box of matches)
44. What a miracle, what a miracle!
Won a bottle of beer!
(Bottle of beer)
45. Don’t you dare be angry with us!
A magnet will also work well on the farm!
(Fridge magnet)
46. Please get a keychain,
It needs to be attached to the keys!
(Keychain)
47. Accept this gift as an honor,
Let me bring you some vodka!
(A glass of vodka)
48. You got the best prize:
New Year's "Kinder Surprise"!
(“Kinder Surprise” chocolate egg)
49. Dear friend, don’t be bored,
Get your calendar!
1. If there is something positive in life, get a condom
2. Let the suckers be jealous - you get perfume (perfume sample)
3. Blow the trumpets and beat the drum - Ivan gets a glass
4. You don’t mind anything - you get a washcloth
5. To keep your ears from getting wet, here’s a shower cap for you
6. The orchestra plays mascara - you get mascara
7. Any winter is not scary - you get vitamins
8. Here's a cure for boredom - new socks
9. So that you don’t lose your nerves during a crisis, we give you canned food in reserve
1. And great love awaits you And kisses all year round! (Set of sponges for dishes)
2. And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life! Among your friends you have no equal! (Juice packet)
3. And for dessert, we have a tablet for you. (Vitamins)
4. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
5. Eat bananas and coconuts and expect rewards from fate! (Banana)
6. (Notepad) - this is a small thing, but this is what you wanted.
7. Give this book to your future baby. (Children's book)
8. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
9. In life, anything happens and it can even happen, if you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (a clothespin) will help dry it.
10. In life you have to hope for the best. Take glue if life doesn’t stick. (Glue)
11. Receive this tube as a gift, so that every tooth shines in the sun! (Paste)
12. Pour this into this glass and drink quietly. (Disposable cup)
13. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap)
14. We are giving you (a notebook) so that you have something to write on.
15. A souvenir for your kind eyes - read: (fairy tales)
16. You are the best, you will see that the glass is for you, you will get a hangover. (Glass with vodka)
17. You don’t need to get excited, mustard will calm you down. (Mustard)
18. You (the postcard) came across it, that’s how it was supposed to be with us.
19. You are desperately lucky - you will get (sandwich).
20. You would like a piano, but you got a calendar. (Calendar)
21. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from the frost. (Rose)
22. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, there is no doubt, you got not three candies, but three pieces of paper from candies.
23. Your winnings are special. You will read about everything in the world in the newspaper. (Newspaper)
24. Your winnings are like manna from heaven; you got a piece of bread. (A piece of bread)
25. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (tea).
26. A thing that never goes out of fashion. (Laces)
27. You may have decided to run away, but your lot is to continue working! (Soap)
28. Here is the ticket, so the ticket, don’t rummage through the numbers, Consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief)
29. Here’s a lighter for you, use it, don’t mind. (Box of matches).
30. You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great! (Coffee)
31. You won a spoon. Go and eat a little. (Wooden spoon)
32. You didn’t win a penny, but a real (ruler.)
33. Forget for a moment how much this joke costs. Said in advance, dear attention. (Kiss the neighbor).
34. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to be angry, because even the most rusty nail will be useful in the household. (Nail)
35. You and your companion will never be lost; you will never come home hungry from any guests. (Spoon).
36. You are well-versed in your work and will be held in high esteem by us all year. (Horseshoe)
37. I hand over your winnings with confidence, put them to use. (Sheet of paper).
38. Your winnings are yet to come, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
39. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, so hold it (pencil).
40. Even the old man Koschey himself swept away the dust from his ears with this. (Brush).
41. We give you toothpaste So that you have teeth. (Toothpaste)
42. We give you a piece of chintz, you can get married again. (Handkerchief)
43. Everyday affairs, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Cork).
4. A treat for your heart awaits you - a big salary increase! (Yogurt "Uslada"
45. For good people I don’t feel sorry for anything, get it as soon as possible, comrade, (the jump rope).
46. Dear comrade, get (a candy), Just don’t eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
47. If there is a first aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle)
48. If suddenly a child starts crying, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and make him shut up. (Beanbag)
49. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut)
50. For your sweet smile, given to us now, We present you with this (button), let it make you happy.
51. Substitute soccer ball. (Old tin can).
52. Why should you have a wallet? Put your money in a bag. (Plastic bag)
53. Evil lottery fate, The clothespin is only given to you. (Clothespin)
54. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with nozzle. (Comb)
55. Somehow it’s not even clever, but now for you (carrot.)
56. When you go for a walk, so that your pants don’t fall off, you need to have a steel pin with you. (Pin)
57. Whoever receives a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer)
58. Who is the happiest among us? Get that basin. (pelvis)
59. The lottery is not a scam. Here is a self-assembled tablecloth for you. (Oilcloth)
60. It’s a small thing, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).
61. Well done for playing, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars)
62. Don’t get sick, be strong, we are giving you pills.
63. Don’t be sad, dear friend, your souvenir is already here. (Icon).
64. Don’t be sad, don’t grieve, get up and kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor)
65. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, the boxes will come in handy. (Box of matches)
66. You bought an unlucky ticket, show us a 50 ruble fine for diapers.
67. You don’t have striped pants, but you do have a cigarette. (Cigarettes)
68. I will not give up (kefir) for any good in the world.
69. Come on, dear friend, have some (pie).
70. Oh, what a great fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups)
71. Seal of a small enterprise. (Eraser).
72. I don’t have a typewriter, we offer this item. (Kernel)
73. You are extremely lucky: kiss the neighbor on the right!
74. While the boss is “taking the shavings off” from us, Calmly brew a mug of tea! (Mug)
75. Enjoy yourself, my friend, a little - you got (three candies).
76. Quickly receive your winnings as a gift - (balloon.)
77. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride with it. (Machine).
78. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
79. Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook, write poetry. (Notebook)
80. It will help you remember an object from long-ago childhood years. (Dummy).
81. Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (Felt pens)
82. Portrait of himself handsome man. (Mirror).
83. Since you got a chocolate bar, it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (Chocolate)
84. After a glass, have a snack. This is a very important matter. Here's a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin)
85. There is no more practical gain than a garbage bag. (Garbage bag)
86. You will have to live with the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (Calendar)
87. Now you will have to buy a child so that you have someone to suck on the pacifier. (Pacifier)
88. You got this prize to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
89. Accept this (button) and walk around the world with joy.
90. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
91. Extend your hand. Get the onion head. (Onion)
92. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle)
93. Let the bride’s smile suddenly touch your eyes, and good mood will never leave you again.
94. Since you are no longer at your desk, cards will come in handy in life. (Deck of cards)
95. Nothing will happen to you, this item will be useful to you. (Condom)
96. With the dream of a shortage, you will run around the whole city, but you will rarely meet one (paper napkin.)
97. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder surprise)
98. Today you are not the hero of the day, the crown of laurel does not shine for you, you better accept from us (a bag of bay leaves.)
99. Vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
100. Pet control product. (Velcro for flies).
101. Antique hanger. (Nail).
102. Washing machine. (Soap in a soap dish).
103. Fate took a rent from you, a box of matches for change. (Matches)
104. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple)
105. Happiness fell into your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes)
106. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your winnings are ahead.
107. The one who receives this candle will have to travel around the world! (Candle)
108. You are a tough nut to crack, which means good luck awaits you! (peanut)
109. Don’t drip on your neighbor, and win a napkin. (Napkin)
110. Don’t be bored today, get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea)
111. Yesterday moths ate the tulle, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (a package) in return - there is nothing else!
112. You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle, captivating everyone with your thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo)
113. We wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon)
114. Even though people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka)
115. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet)
116. Although this cream is inedible, the smell is simply incomparable! (Coconut cream)
117. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet).
118. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
119. To keep the jar full, you need (a lid).
120. To write down where your pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (Pen)
121. To save you from suffering, we won hand cream. (Hand cream)
122. To avoid eating in the canteen, get a bay leaf. (Bag with bay leaf)
123. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (a paperclip).
124. To find out your income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook)
125. So that you can keep your money, we hand you a wallet. (Wallet)
126. To keep your hair in order, you will need a potholder. (Hair band).
127. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car)
128. To prevent your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
129. To shave very cleanly, you will need this tool. (Blade)
130. Open your mouth wider, you will get a roll of paper. (Toilet paper)
131. This thing is necessary for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
132. This book is not more important, Only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
133. This ball will stop children's crying. (Balloon).
134. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
This paper clip will help you get a strong hold in life.
To avoid eating in the cafeteria, get a bay leaf.
We give you the best toy in the world - a rattle.
It’s not a nut or a screw—it’s a medical bandage.
Fate took a quitrent from you, a box of matches for change.
In life, your best friend is a whole spool of thread.
There is no better prize than a plastic bag.
You are very lucky - get a piece of soap.
We are giving you a balloon and a flashlight to go with it.
To make jam for future use, get sugar.
To keep your laundry tight, we give you a clothespin.
Success awaits you soon, get a nut from us.
What is this? Pencil! It is very difficult to believe in this: now he will only be yours.
Everyone is happy with such a gift - delicious, juicy grapes.
This gift is not accidental - we are giving you a tram ticket.
To New Year's Eve To avoid getting bored and entertain your dear guests, hold a win-win comic lottery in verse. Prizes and gifts in the lottery can be very small - a roll of toilet paper, sweets, chocolates, chocolate figures in the form of the symbol of the year, lollipops, chewing gum, etc.... Choose the list of gifts to your taste and taking into account the interests of the company. Useful ones for relatives and grandparents inexpensive gifts for the kitchen and home (towels, clothespins, soap, bottle openers, potholders, cookie cutters, photo souvenirs), it’s better to cook for friends cool gifts, children can buy small toys, chocolate prizes, medals and lollipops, key chains and stationery.
And be sure to give one super prize, which one also depends on the company! Print tickets for the lottery, set a nominal fee for them. It is not necessary to pay with money; tickets can be given out for a poem or joke told on a stool near the Christmas tree. This idea will be received with enthusiasm in any fun company friends!
1. Let the magic happen this night, in the meantime, get a delicious prize - MUSTARD!
2. Let your neighbor be jealous of you now because you won a prize - CANDY
3. For a beautiful smile, get a CARD ASAP!
4. Perhaps you wanted a cool car? But in our lottery there is only CHEWING GUM!
5. Smile now, the prize has arrived - delicious MARS!
6. Here's the lucky one among us - this big prize is for you! CLAPPER
7. There is no prize under this number... but there is an additional TICKET (the last one)!
8. And you get a huge roll, soft and round like a donut, tender and affectionate, like a handmade TOILET PAPER roll.
9. With smiles, with fairies, wonderful, bright, you get a PICTURE as a gift!
10. Smile wider, nose higher, you got Santa Claus!
11. To make the year wonderful, happy and sweet, you will receive a prize as soon as possible - CHOCOLATE!
12. We carry out the circulation with all our hearts, not just for show. You get a super prize - CHUPA-CHUPS on a stick!
13. Enjoy a little, my friend, you got CRANBERRY in SUGAR!
14. To remember weekends, other people’s birthdays, to know the order of the days - a CALENDAR as a gift to you!
15. Don’t keep this surprise on the shelf, you get it – a CHRISTMAS TREE!
16. You are lucky, there is no doubt! Get FIVE CANDIES!
17. Don’t be bored in the evenings, drink fragrant TEA!
18. To brighten up your life a little, take the prize quickly - a SPOON!
19. Don’t be timid today - clap your prize quickly! CLAPPER
20. And today your prize is a DELICIOUS CANDY! Just don’t eat it yourself – treat your neighbor!
21. You did well today, get a lollipop!
22. Dear friend, don’t be bored, get a CALENDAR!
23. The Year of the Sheep is a year of goodness, May everything be in full in it,
We wish you a lot of laughter and give you a SHEEP!
24. Any winter is not scary, get VITAMINS!
25. To prevent your teeth from hurting, brush them seven times a week! BRUSH
26. For good health, get CANDY ASAP!
27. Well, my friend, as of old, we will give you a CALENDAR!
28. A chicken ran past and lost an egg, but it’s not an ordinary egg – it’s chocolate! (KINDER)
29. Let a smile often appear on your face, because now you are getting a magical CANDY!
30. Let your life be sweet with this CHOCOLATE!
31. You get a surprise, get a SWEET PRIZE (medal)
32. A treat for everyone’s friends – get COOKIES ASAP!
33. It will be able to quench your thirst and warm your soul in the cold, it always invigorates pleasantly in the morning, this prize is aromatic COFFEE.
34. Better than any other candy, only a PACK OF SEEDS!
35. Everyone is attracted to the refrigerator by a beautiful colorful MAGNET
36. While you were sitting there yawning, all the prizes had already been taken away! So you got what was left! SUPER PRIZE!
37. To always make your work go well, quickly eat the SYMBOL OF THE YEAR!
38. To brighten this day, we give you CANDY!
We hope you enjoyed our lottery!
Happy New Year!
Gifting a gift to the birthday girl can not only be solemn, it can also be used as a playful or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is greatly enlivened by various congratulations from guests with a scattering of humorous or useful, but presented with a humorous twist, gifts and little things. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.
Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous in nature, but since they are given by very close people, this does not embarrass anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then the tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.
Collected here comic congratulations - happy anniversary gifts for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if suitable, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.
1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman
"And we have a gift for you!"
This is a fun table chant for an anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the host’s words, the guests should shout together:
"And we, and we have a gift for you!"
We are here today for a reason
Come together, friends!
There are jokes and congratulations everywhere,
Birthday wishes.
Just the birthday girl
Let's congratulate you now!
Come on, guests, join in
And shout as much as you can,
As if someone is after you for something
Bitten very hard.
Today Tanya got up early,
So that she doesn't have to rush later.
Start before it's too late
Get yourself in order.
Tanya approaches the white bathtub,
To wash your hair,
And shampoo - well, not a drop.
What to do, how to be here?
Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box).
I'm so tired of dressing up
She began to make her way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee,
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in
And today there is no coffee.
Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box).
We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy for the day
And I’m already upset.
Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed over sweets).
So Tanya began to cook,
I got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with?
So as not to upset the guests?
Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed a bag of pepper)
Finally lunch is ready:
One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?
Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed...a bag of salt)
The last guest has left,
And a whole cartload of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?
Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (they give...a sponge)
Don't take it as an insult
This joke is a congratulations.
Smile, sing songs,
Know that friends are always with you!
(Source: nsportal.ru)
2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.
1. Happy Birthday, 
We wish you all the best.
We give you equipment
And fashionable clothes.
To quickly clean the apartment
Take a wonderful car,
Very easy to use
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.
He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will remove all your chaos.
You will take it gently in your hands,
You'll wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from the entire apartment
If it scatters, there is no dust.
It won't take up much space,
It will fit into any crack.
Saves kilowatt
Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine,
No place for dust to fly (they give a broom)
2. Here is the device “Just in case”,
In life he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is no problem.
He will always help you.
And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically.
It's not difficult to apply
We will attach instructions (give an enema).
Use it every day
And your migraine will go away,
He will remove all the toxins from you
Your body will look slim.
In general, we tell you
He is irreplaceable in life.
For extensive angina
You can gargle
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Finding ourselves at the dacha with him
You spray the bushes.
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you're convinced
What kind of miracle are we giving you?
And now through life boldly
The two of you will go with her.
3. Regarding the outfit
Put it on quickly
You'll be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.
Winter panties with cotton wool
Will fit just right
Because in November
The cold is bitter outside.
Put it on quickly -
Attract men to sex.
It's not so difficult to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Putting on hot leggings,
You will survive any cold (they give diapers).
4. And the boots are from Versace
The last squeak is no different.
You carry them all winter
And you won’t freeze your feet (they give slippers or socks or shoe covers)
You will highlight your figure in them
I twisted my long leg.
Klavka Slate itself
I would go crazy with envy.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like the Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate.
There will be a reason to drink
We'll get together again
Women's happiness is endless.
We wish you a happy birthday.
(Source: mastervo.ru)
3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts “Country treats”.
1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there’s nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).
2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half it (they give a can of sardines).
3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).
4. Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)
5. If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (give olives)
6. If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)
7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)
8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats)
9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (they give meatballs)
10. If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)
11. In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)
12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (give fruit)
13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)
14. A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, it needs to be in the house (they give you tomato paste)
(Source: na-bis.com)
4. Congratulations on gifts " Women's things"
1. He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him. (give a mirror)
2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowning! ( give hairpins)
3. Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors)
4. You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - whatever you say or not, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)
5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and will help at any time good friend ours is soft... (they give a sponge)
6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (they give you wet wipes)
7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold an irreplaceable object at hand. Like a pure wind, a thin stream... (they give a handkerchief)
8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches and cosmetic sins (they give you cotton swabs)
9. There’s just so much missing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there’s also all sorts of garbage. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)
10. There is plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (rim)
(Such a congratulation can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title “Beauty Queen” or another nomination - watch)
5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.
Perhaps you were planning to run away,
But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)
Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! ( give beer)
Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)
While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give mug)
Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)
Since you got a chocolate bar,
It won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)
When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)
Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! ( give hand cream)
To the one who receives this candle,
You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)
To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)
We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)
And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)
Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)
And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)
You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give a horseshoe)
You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)
You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)
(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)
6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.
This is a very funny one that is more suitable for a home party or a holiday at the dacha, so that the culprit would not be upset because she might ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a photo in each one as a souvenir)
Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can also arrange a a real holiday for yourself and your guests. Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us.
Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time, Zakidon Shlyapnikov, and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's begin!
First model: sports cap “Champion”(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport will relieve us of stress
And it will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to play sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up race walking.
To move the bus,
You need to put on a hat.
Second model: swimming cap “Dive” (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To always be healthy,
So as not to cough, not to sniffle,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
Since water is given for life,
Then rather into the river, into the shower.
Just try on the hat,
After all, it suits the person too.
Third model: housewife’s hat “Clean” (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to wipe off.
Fourth model: hat for work “All Visible” (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
You need to have a hat like this
To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work will soon be in full swing,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( Option for teachers.So that the student cannot cheat,
“Lick everything from someone else’s notebook”
He wouldn't be able to pull out the spur...
Such a hat will fit).
Fifth model: miracle hat “In the garden, in the vegetable garden” (Old straw hat)
The sun beats down mercilessly at the dacha
Is there someone standing there on all fours?
In the hottest, sultriest time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on your miracle hat!
Sixth model: “Legend” hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend,
Don't think, don't guess,
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful,
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!
Model seven: eco-hat for environmentalists (Spotted khaki Panama)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouse,
You take care of your native river
And you don’t kill the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green,
So that the birds sing songs,
Join the Greenpeace society
To us, the “greens”, such -
Blues are no match for us!
Eighth model: “Visa for a cruise” hat (Old men's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to wither,
See the pyramids
Collect capital
And you'll go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!
And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility hat (Hat large size, creeping over the eyes, or a knitted hat).
The grandiose model was made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it on...wonderful! If you try in vain, you won’t see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel a real woman in any situation
7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.
Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl. 
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.
If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out.
MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP to wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you’ll light it, maybe not.
Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.
Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it,
Stretch it out until summer, now it’s a gem.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.
A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.
As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,
And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.
That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.
