• Comic happy birthday greetings to your wife (funny, with humor). Funny happy birthday greetings to your wife

    26.07.2019

    Without whom can I live?
    Without whom is the world disgusting?
    You are more beautiful than the dawn
    Smile more often!

    Congratulations, dear,
    And I wish that you
    So bright again
    I would make my dreams come true.

    I will give you joy
    So that it multiplies.
    So that you smile more often,
    So that the problem wall goes away.

    ***
    Dear, congratulations.
    How I was looking forward to this anniversary!
    I wish - let doubts disappear.
    Let the trail of new days please you.

    Know that you are as dear to me as before,
    That I’m waiting for you, as before!
    And I will say, holding my hope,
    That I value you only more.

    I want you to know, dear,
    That you brought joy to my life.
    I adore you, as always.
    I want you to bloom again!

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    Your new birthday has arrived.
    You were as before - young again,
    And I only rated you higher.

    Know that you are just getting prettier again.
    It is impossible to pass without looking back at you.
    I wish life was gentler.
    I wish you to find bright happiness.

    And I, as before, congratulate you.
    Let the smile reign on your face.
    I wish you nothing but the best.
    I wish you to avoid the path of offense!

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    My unique one
    I congratulate you.
    My inexplicable
    I wish you good luck!

    There is no better person in the world,
    And this is so clear to me.
    I wish you sunny victories,
    And you are beautiful again.

    I hasten to wish you
    So that your gaze shines with rays.
    I want to kiss you.
    Oh, joy - you are with us again!

    ***
    I hasten to congratulate you!
    I have to admit now!
    You are beautiful, everyone's envy
    I see it again.

    I hasten to confess to you,
    That I need you again.
    I can smile without you
    Gray days are harmed by the wall.

    Congratulations, you are like the sun
    You are like a ray among the clouds.
    Let your bright laughter soar,
    You've gotten older - a little bit.

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    Congratulations on your anniversary.
    You're like, what's there to repeat?
    Know that you have only become more mature.
    I want to wish you good luck.

    And health to you, dear,
    So that you can be bright again.
    I only wish you that
    So that you bloom like a rose again.

    May everything be more beautiful again
    Let a smile bloom on your face.
    Know that you are only with love for me
    You will remember a whirlwind of news.

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    I ordered a banquet for my beloved,
    I'll give her a big bouquet.
    This holiday has become special.
    Know that I love you as before.

    Congratulations on your anniversary.
    You are beautiful and I knew it!
    Dress up quickly for your holiday.
    I'm a little tired without you.

    I would like to repeat to you:
    Without you, my world is dark and evil.
    I want to give you
    Kiss so it doesn't go away.

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    Happy anniversary, dear.
    After all, you have no relatives in the world at all!
    I adore you even more.
    And let's celebrate this new birthday.

    Congratulations and I promise you,
    That I will give you a lot of happiness!
    Know that I, my dear, represent you
    Like your most beautiful companion.

    Congratulations and I wish you happiness.
    Let the people you meet give you smiles.
    Know that I wish you to smile.
    I wish that everyone is waiting for you everywhere.

    I'm ready to go shopping
    And to the market, even on days off,
    I will trust you and the car -
    True, still with a little caution!
    The main thing is that you are happy
    If only she was always with me!
    I'm ready for an alcoholic drink
    Replace plain water!

    Sorceress of order,
    Goddess of purity!
    Either with a brush or a rag
    From morning to night you!
    To the blue sky
    Sometimes I look out the window
    And I think - you
    It's washed!
    So let's have a drink, dear,
    For pure deeds
    For what you are, I know
    Wash the world from evil!

    I'll throw my fishing rod behind the clouds,
    I'll catch a star on a hook,
    There is no better beloved wife -
    I give you my catch.
    Let your star shine
    A ray of light will warm the nights.
    Congratulations, dear!
    Be very, very happy.

    It was an incredible miracle
    I was very lucky:
    I pulled it out with a net
    Goldfish.
    I asked for my wife
    A simple girl -
    Found by the Fish
    A girl like this:
    No need for mansions;
    She doesn't need a kingdom
    If only we were at home:
    Peace, Love and Friendship.
    Hates quarrels
    There is a smile on the face,
    That's why I'm happy
    This life is unsteady.
    What a gift
    Fish made it for me!

    My wife was born on this day,
    And I won’t be too lazy to wish her,
    The species blooms for up to a hundred years,
    So that her star in the sky does not go out,
    So that she doesn’t scold me for football,
    Delicious cabbage soup to feed,
    So that she never gives up,
    I didn’t stay in the office after midnight,
    My sincere congratulations,
    And may good luck accompany you!

    You are cheerful and romantic
    Singer, you dance very well.
    Instantly you can suddenly get ready,
    Call your friends
    And move in a noisy camp,
    To rest at least for a moment
    From the stuffy bustle of Moscow,
    From the bustle and from the guys,
    Away from the Kremlin men,
    What's on TV?

    My wife is a charm!
    Lord, thank you for your wife.
    She is a heavenly creature
    As they said in the old days.
    She is kind, gentle, beautiful,
    Everything definitely suits her!
    If I try to say something different -
    She... will break my head!

    The murmur of transparent streams,
    Awakening the world from sleep,
    The smile of the sun in the gloomy sky
    Spring takes over winter.
    Spring brings renewal
    Smiles, happiness and flowers.
    And I want to have a birthday on spring day
    Your dreams have come true!

    My wife, the ideal madam,
    Pour your husband a hundred grams,
    I want to congratulate you
    I'll grab you lightly by the thigh,
    May everything be great for you,
    And so that terrible situations do not happen,
    So that everything is great at work,
    My credit card was bursting with money,
    May she value me like a treasure,
    So that there is peace and harmony in the house!

    To my beloved talkative wife,
    Today all the girlfriends will gather,
    On your holiday, talk to your heart's content,
    How great is the power of charm!
    Let there be joy and peace in our home,
    All your wishes come true,
    I love you, my cheerful angel,
    I hasten to send you my confession!

    You twisted the curlers,
    The eyes are already on the forehead!
    I amazed everyone with my beauty,
    And especially me!
    Happy birthday dear
    And beloved wife!
    I wish you happiness
    I'll drink red wine!

    I thought for a long time, as if in delirium:
    I'll give you a frying pan!
    Then you'll put a bullet in me.
    I’d rather give you a saucepan!
    No! The saucepan is no good -
    You are a master in the kitchen,
    You have pans like this:
    A whole drawer and attic!
    Well then for your birthday
    I'll give you a poem!

    My sunshine, swallow, fish,
    A ray of dawn, a flashlight in the night.
    How mysterious is your smile,
    After all, dreams will come true today:
    Cake with a candle and melting cream,
    A bouquet in cellophane on the table,
    Well, then clearly according to the scheme -
    You will have to wash the dishes.

    In honor of my wife, friends, girlfriend,
    Today is a festive lunch,
    Dear my wife
    Celebrating... eleven years.
    I'll tell you without hiding,
    Why I appreciate you:
    You are a wonderful housewife
    You feed the whole family deliciously.
    And still beautiful
    As before, she is young.
    Be healthy and happy,
    To hell with age and years!
    Everything happens in a long life,
    But believe me, I need you.
    For the health of half
    I ask everyone to drink to the bottom!

    My beloved wife,
    I've been looking for a gift for a long time,
    I wanted to give you
    Almazov full dump truck,
    I would also like two cars,
    Bring fur products,
    Reach Venus from the sky,
    Throw in three bucks and lemons.
    Of course - generously, shockingly,
    But is it really that important?
    Love is more important without a doubt
    I love you, kiss you, happy birthday!

    To your beloved wife
    I wish you to be happy.
    Live with me until you are a hundred years old,
    And know the secret of health.

    So that luxury surrounds you,
    The household food didn’t eat,
    So that your career grows,
    And let success follow.

    Let them surround you
    Only true friends
    Well, me too, of course.
    Together you and I can do anything!

    Lapusik, happy birthday to you. Darling, I will try to be for you Atlas or Apollo, James Bond or Don Quixote, whoever you want, my darling. And I wish you to always be as beautiful to the point of mind-blowing, charming to the point of stunning and happy to the point of exhaustion!

    I dedicate these lines
    To my only wife,
    I love and adore you,
    I don't need anyone anymore!

    I don’t need the Turkish coast,
    There is no need for Paris in the spring,
    So that only you, my dear,
    Always, always was with me!

    I will always love you,
    And carry you in my arms,
    For having met you,
    Thank your fate!

    And happy birthday, dear,
    I congratulate you!
    I wish you happiness and luck,
    And I wish you joy!

    Who always finds socks
    Creates comfort under the roof,
    Makes it lighter and cleaner
    Life without sleep and breaks?

    You are the other half
    And a sparkle from my eyes.
    The biggest meeting
    In my life you are mine forever.

    Happy birthday, wife,
    You are my love, friend,
    I am a real florist,
    So bloom from year to year.

    I thought for a long time, as if in delirium:
    I'll give you a frying pan!
    Then you'll put a bullet in me.
    I’d rather give you a saucepan!

    No! The saucepan is no good -
    You are a master in the kitchen,
    You have pans like this:
    A whole drawer and attic!

    Well then for your birthday
    I'll give you a poem!
    I composed as soon as I could
    My heartfelt congratulations!

    I twirled the curlers,
    I put on a new dress.
    Expect bright congratulations,
    You are the queen today!

    My birthday girl,
    Just my dear little wife!
    Let me go
    I'll get drunk with my friends!

    I'll be back on time, of course:
    I'll see you in the morning!
    I will give my congratulations,
    I'll cover you with kisses!

    I brought you a gift
    But not a fur coat, not a ring.
    And not from a candle stub,
    And not a bunch of cucumbers.

    Everything for your beloved wife
    On my birthday I was able to do, -
    It's small, beautiful,
    Romantic congratulations!

    Don't be offended by me
    Don't cry out of frustration.
    You stay beautiful
    And always love me!

    You really got me hooked:
    This and that - everything is wrong!
    You got sick one day
    The apartment was a mess:

    A lot of garbage, stagnation,
    It's like the earth has collapsed!
    But you lay alone
    And she didn't touch me!

    On your birthday in hope
    I could wish you good health!
    They didn't drink me like before
    After reading this greeting!

    The longer I live with you,
    The more I am convinced:
    You are like a waking dream of mine,
    My great love!
    And on your birthday in a couple of lines
    Accept congratulations from your husband.
    There is no one like you
    On our entire planet.
    I wish you to be healthy
    Fortunately for me and the children,
    And never cry
    Ruining my beauty...
    The joy of my whole life
    It's up to you!

    My sunshine, swallow, fish,
    A ray of dawn, a flashlight in the night.
    How mysterious is your smile,
    After all, dreams will come true today:
    Cake with a candle and melting cream,
    A bouquet in cellophane on the table,
    Well, then clearly according to the scheme -
    You will have to wash the dishes.

    I dedicate these lines
    To my only wife,
    I love and adore you,
    I don't need anyone anymore!

    I don’t need the Turkish coast,
    There is no need for Paris in the spring,
    So that only you, my dear,
    Always, always was with me!

    I will always love you,
    And carry you in my arms,
    For having met you,
    Thank your fate!

    And happy birthday, dear,
    I congratulate you!
    I wish you happiness and luck,
    And I wish you joy!

    I brought you a gift
    But not a fur coat, not a ring.
    And not from a candle stub,
    And not a bunch of cucumbers.

    Everything for your beloved wife
    On my birthday I was able to do, -
    It's small, beautiful,
    Romantic congratulations!

    Don't be offended by me
    Don't cry out of frustration.
    You stay beautiful
    And always love me!

    I send my congratulations to my wife,
    And I’ll write you a SMS, happy birthday!
    I wish you don’t break your nails,
    With me, go to bed more often!
    I'll attach joy to the SMS,
    And it will come, life is like sweetness!

    You are like a ray of light to me,
    Like the most delicious candy!
    Dear wife, happy birthday,
    I wish you pleasure!
    SMS is flying to you,
    And good luck will come!

    What to give your wife?
    Beautiful Eve costume?
    A box of perfume? Necklace
    The Queen of England?
    I will lay it at her feet
    Bouquet of banknotes.
    And I'll offer her to your hands
    Massage and manicure.
    In honor of the beauty of her face
    I'll present a boutique.
    May it bypass my muscle
    Nervous tic under the eye.
    I don’t mind her eyesight.
    I agree with everything. Happy Birthday!

    Happy birthday, wife!
    Happiness, light and love.
    There is no better friend in the world,
    And more reliable than you.
    Always be as beautiful
    Be happy and loved
    I will whisper to you on your holiday:
    Thank you for being you!

    I ordered a banquet for my beloved,
    I'll give her a big bouquet.
    This holiday became special.
    Know that I love you as before.
    Congratulations on your anniversary.
    You are beautiful and I knew it!
    Dress up quickly for your holiday.
    I'm a little tired without you.
    I would like to repeat to you:
    Without you, my world is dark and evil.
    I want to give you
    Kiss so it doesn't go away.

    Get up, dear, Jump into your arms quickly, I congratulate you so much, Your anniversary has come! I’m ready to carry you in my arms all day today, As if on the day of March 8th, to pay compliments. Smile, don’t worry, I keep my mouth shut, I won’t tell anyone how many today!

    Let me congratulate you on your birthday!
    Wish you all sorts of differences on this day,
    So that you never get overcome by a “headache”,
    And my husband spoiled me and didn’t lie in bed like a stump.
    So that my girlfriends would have white envy,
    So that everyone around you would like to please you,
    So that lilac always blooms in my soul,
    Sunday will be every day of the week!

    Homon, noise, music, songs, congratulations,
    Champagne flowing, caviar, vodka and cakes.
    After all, it’s my wife’s birthday today,
    Everyone arrives at the guest house escorts.
    Flowers, balloons, service given at the wedding,
    I never regret anything for my dear,
    Today there is a tireless feast in our estate,
    I hope I’ll have access to the “body” today!

    Wifey! My little wife!
    I congratulate you on your holiday!
    Darling! With all my heart I wish:
    See, hear, feel you,

    Every day and every moment.
    Maybe everything is too frank,
    But without this, I simply cannot,
    Because I love you!

    Happy Birthday, my love!
    Dear wife!
    Darling, unique!
    You are the only one!
    May all your dreams come true in life!
    There will be joy and peace!
    All sorrows will be forgotten,
    We will be happy with you!

    I, my love, congratulate you from the bottom of my heart today.
    Only with you the days are happy, the nights are good too.
    I am undoubtedly lucky with such a wonderful wife,
    Even on a gloomy day, with you in my life there is always light.
    I want you to always be happy with me,
    May harmful fate only be favorable to the family.

    Happy Birthday, girlfriend!
    Oh, beloved wife!
    I'll whisper in your ear:
    “I need you most of all.”

    Jokes aside, my dear,
    You are a beauty - no doubt about it.
    But today I wish
    Beauty for three hundred years.

    Young, healthy, cute
    Stay forever
    Smart, gentle, patient
    Regardless of the years!

    My wife, the ideal madam,
    Pour your husband a hundred grams,
    I want to congratulate you
    I'll grab you lightly by the thigh,
    May everything be great for you,
    And so that terrible situations do not happen,
    So that everything is great at work,
    My credit card was bursting with money,
    May she value me like a treasure,
    So that there is peace and harmony in the house!

    I am for the thousandth time in gratitude to fate
    With confidence in my heart I pray for you.
    I'm scared to think that our paths
    They might not have met, they might have passed by.

    I remember that day to the smallest seconds,
    How the world became different, everything was spinning around,
    How joy pounded in my temples and chest,
    How the soul sang that the whole life was ahead.

    I congratulate you today, lovingly.
    I don’t want a night or a day without you!
    And if it happened to live life again
    I would only love you more!


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    Dear, congratulations,
    You, my beloved,
    My dearest,
    I love you so much!

    I agree with you on everything
    I’ll cook soup, borscht,
    Bake pies and cookies,
    I'll carry it in my arms.

    Congratulations and best wishes
    Darling, be like this:
    The coolest, the most
    Be a real wife!

    Be the one for whom
    I'll be ready for anything.
    Dear, congratulations
    And I love everything about you!!!


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    My dear wife,
    I confess to you not secretly:

    Like all the pioneer guys -
    You are always an example for me.

    How to study all your life
    And strive for the cherished goal

    How not to be afraid of difficulties
    Never part with a smile.

    Of course, you are different:
    At first dreamily idle,

    Then suddenly, so ebullient,
    And even like a prickly hedgehog.

    And yet you are the most, the most
    Beautiful, kind, nice

    I wish you, dear
    Without noticing fatigue,

    Like a bird to fly through life,
    And what do you want, have it!

    Not knowing what peace is,
    And stay like this forever!



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    All femininity and beauty,
    A cherry orchard blooms inside you.
    There is hope, kindness in the eyes,
    You are mesmerizing with your gaze.

    You never tire of surprising everyone,
    With your slender figure.

    The gait is light and youthful.

    Wife, I want to wish
    All the best to you on your birthday.
    So that your dreams are within your reach,
    Love and inspiration to you.


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    Beloved and dear

    Beloved, dear,
    My beauty,
    I have no soul for you,
    Miss you!

    You are my merry holiday,
    Smile and success
    doesn't leave you
    Naive childish laughter!

    You know I don't believe
    That I met you
    Divinely vulnerable
    Pricelessly dear!

    I wish you Eternal Life
    And joyful Love,
    Without fear, reproach
    And blood oaths!


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    Your worries have no limits,
    You won't find such a housewife.
    You skillfully create comfort
    You bloom with all your beauty.

    I raised my daughter with you,

    Recently they played a wedding for her,
    We will look forward to our grandchildren.

    Your anniversary will help you,
    In the future, beauty will shine.
    After all, every guest today will be able to
    Raise my wine glass for you.


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    On your anniversary, I want a wife,
    I, say the words, literally.
    You are my joy, life, spring,
    And there is love, in everything, really.

    Your smile is like a ray
    You give it to everyone in a brilliant way.
    Let the gaze be piercing and burning,
    Passion boils in him in an original way.

    Our family is exemplary,
    It is not by chance that happiness lives in her.
    Accept my flowers now
    I brought them for you especially.

    So that you feel the holiday,
    With heart and soul, not formally.
    May your dreams come true,
    The fun came instantly.

    Good health to you,
    I wish secretly every day.
    Keep all your youth within yourself,
    I contribute financially.

    Be a beautiful woman
    And don’t get old, as a matter of principle.
    Walk beautifully, the path of life,
    I’m ready with you, personally.


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    Wife

    Do you remember, dear,
    How I became a wife
    And how are you, for the first time
    She said, “Dear!”

    And me, darling,
    I remember that moment
    Oh, how I was afraid to hear back
    To the word - “Do you agree?”
    response “NO!”

    But you “YES!!!” said.
    And I was stunned...
    He stood smiling
    I flew with happiness.

    Thank you, dear
    You're near me
    And what did you once
    She became my wife!!!


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