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1. Fun scenario Comic Congratulations in the style of a cool fairy tale by Leonid Filatov “About Fedot the Sagittarius, a daring fellow”
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Somewhere in the distant kingdom,
In a communal state
Once upon a time there lived Ivan the businessman,
Daring fellow.
Ivan was in the service
At the Tsar's, out of old friendship.
So he served for the fifth year,
No worries and no hassle.
Once in the evening the Tsar gets bored
And Ivan calls...
6. A fairy tale for REC (Goskomtsen)
Scriptwriter: Maryana Shell
Script objective: To jokingly congratulate colleagues on the organization’s Anniversary in the style of Russian folk tales, as well as our cartoons - in general, a “hodgepodge” :)
The idea of the script: to play with tariffs in an allegorical form. By water and drainage – Vodyanoy and Kikimory swamp; By heat - Devils who heat the boiler; For the disposal of solid household waste - Babki Yozhki with panicles; For energy – EnerGorynych; By bus - Emelya on the stove; Fuel - Tin Woodman
Either in ancient times,
Either in the near past,
In reality or in a dream
It was spring...
*Script of a Comic Congratulation in the style of a Fairy Tale, Scene 1
The curtain opens. Characters: Vodyanoy, Devils, Babki Yozhki, EnerGorynych, Emelya on the stove, Tin Woodman. Everyone is talking with a serious look, discussing problems. Only the Devils are fussing and making noise.
EnerGorynych:
Come on, devils, shut up,
Sit quietly!
This is not a farce for you -
Don't bother us to think!
Water:
You, Gorynych, are right, of course.
But let's judge slowly -
You give energy
And you don't get it cheap,
So we dance from the stove,
How can we, we eat a louse!
Yes, about the stove - by the way,
Even though she rolls on her own,
But this is not a donkey -
No way without fuel!
Fuel and lubricants would be cheaper
I would drive everyone for a nickel!
Devils (one by one):
Well, Emelya knows the deal,
And in fuel he understands -
We would like fuel for free,
We would just warm up.
We will reduce all prices immediately,
Give us coal and gas,
And more different firewood -
Let's keep everyone warm, stay healthy!
Woodcutter:
Well of course that means
Let the woodcutter walk around -
Gives firewood for free,
Doesn't eat anything, doesn't drink...
EnerGorynych:
We walk in circles with you,
And we depend on each other
Everyone has known for a long time -
Let's never end this dispute
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*Script of a Comic Congratulation in the style of a Fairy Tale, Scene 2
EnerGorynych:
Oh, dear ones, Grandmas Yozhki,
Entertain us a little
1st Grandmother Yozhka:
We can do this for once -
And let's dance and sing!
(Grandmothers Yozhki sing congratulation ditties)
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*Script of a Comic Congratulation in the style of a Fairy Tale, Scene 3
Kikimoras noisily run in, they have an ancient vessel in oriental style. They look at it and pass it to each other. Each speaks one line, holding the vessel, then passes it to the next Kikimora.
Kikimoras:
What a wonderful bottle? (sniffs)
Maybe a fashionable piggy bank? (shakes near ear)
Is it bronze or copper? (tests his teeth)
Well, let me see! (considering)
Water:
What's all the noise and there's no fight?
Give me this bottle! (takes the vessel)
But the vessel is familiar to me -
Hottabych should be here.
We urgently write all your wishes
From the largest to the smallest! (Kikimores write in a large scroll)
Yes, look, don’t yawn -
Open your mouth wider
Through cold water, sewage,
It is necessary to embellish it properly -
We will live like in a dream...
Other:
Let me! And me! And me!
(they also write “wishlist”)
The merman uncorks the vessel.
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*Script of a Comic Congratulation in the style of a Fairy Tale, Scene 4
Dance of REC workers. Loud bang, smoke, oriental music sounds. Dancers dressed in oriental costumes appear. They take the scroll from Kikimora. They dance, sing a remade song and pass the scroll from hand to hand. In this case, first cut off a piece from the scroll with scissors.
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© Maryana Shell
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7. My light, mirror, tell me...
Tale for the Anniversary of a construction company
8. Russian folk tale for the Company's anniversary
Baba Yaga's Hut: Baba Yaga and Kikimoras
9. "Teremok" Tale for the City Administration for the Anniversary
See also:
Comic Script for a cool video-Film: Congratulations on the Company's Anniversary in style
superhero movie. Fairy tale "Furniturman"
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Scenario for the Men's Anniversary in the style of the film "White Sun of the Desert"
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Your Honor, Lady Luck,
You are kind today, but how could it be otherwise?
Pour some glasses and we’ll talk
The best toasts in the world about love,
[...]*
An anniversary is a great reason to take a walk,
Let's have fun, drink, joke, play!
Happy Birthday to You!
May all adversity pass.
Happiness, joy, warmth
And support from the forces of nature.
So that there is poetry
In a world where reason reigns.
And above, above your head -
The sky is the color of forget-me-nots!
Happy birthday,
I want to wish you
So that everything that is in your plans
You were up to it.
Believe, success is with you,
Always strive for the best.
Know that your path is illuminated
Guiding star.
May today be the Fairy of Happiness
Will cross your threshold
Luck will come with her,
All your dreams will come true on time!
It's no secret that the holidays
They give a lot of joy.
And no exception
This birthday.
Happiness, understanding,
Happy roads!
Let all the wishes
They will come true in due time.
On your wonderful birthday
Plunge yourself into the fun
Smile without any doubt
This day is definitely yours!
We wish you peace and happiness,
Find peace in everything.
Avoid terrible bad weather
To make it better with every new day.
And don’t you dare despair of existence -
All good things will come.
Be content with your daily joy,
And then luck will not go away.
Let for warm feelings the doors will be open,
Let there not be a lock on your heart,
Let the blizzards not freeze your soul,
Let love relieve worries!
Fun party- birthday!
We would like to wish you:
Fun, happiness, inspiration;
Love, create and win.
So that with a smile through life,
There was always a lesson learned.
And so that summer, sun, palm trees,
And the beach, and the sea, and the sand.
What to wish us on our birthday
Such a lovely beauty?
Love, good luck, inspiration.
Live in warmth and kindness.
To add the generosity of fate,
I wish you sparkles of happiness,
Spread the wings of your dreams
And there is a huge world to see.
Give her some more health,
Lock up your sorrows
Add peace and quiet;
And easy life paths.
Birthday today!
Accept my admiration
On the occasion of Your Creation Day.
I wish you life
Mystical luck,
Have a great mood
Endless inspiration
Fabulous respect!
And let it all go
You have enough health and patience!
Say: “No doubt!”
Go on an adventure
Travel and pleasure!
May your life be wonderful!
Let everything be simple and clear!
Your salaries are big, big!
And this is not the ceiling for you!
How great it is to have a birthday!
That mom and dad gave birth to you.
For happiness, for joy, for love
They released you into a beautiful world!
You are the sun! You are lovely! You are a delight!
Charming, always charming!
May life love you, may fate help you,
And the Lord God never forgets!
Be beautiful, persistent and lucky!
Be healthy. cheerful, brave!
How good. that a chance came up,
To say that we have been conquered by you again...
We congratulate you
This day is beautiful
And we wish, not jokingly,
Money and happiness.
May your life be
Sweeter than jam
Every year I give you
Wonderful moments.
May good luck and luck
They come to the threshold again.
And wishes come true
Happens right on time!
I wish you love and joy
To you, I am yours on this holiday.
And let the relatives congratulate
They will be full of praise!
May the sun smile on you
And the birds will sing together,
And let it flow into your life,
Good luck, huge fireworks!
And also, certainly
Health, wealth, and for good,
So that your happiness is undeniable
It made a dash towards you!
With a balloon darling
Piglet
He rushes as fast as he can to the donkey for the holiday,
Winnie the Pooh pot where honey was kept
He happily brings it to the donkey as a gift.
And a wonderful lace, wise woman
Owl
For
I also brought Eeyore as a gift.
Let the heroes of the fairy tale forgive us today - They are not the ones who will visit your house today,
They are not the ones who will give you potted balls,
We can do this ourselves without them,
After all, as they say, we too “have a mustache”!
Let's inflate balloons - that's not a question,
There will be congratulations and gifts - loads,
There will be a lot of toast - just don't yawn,
Drink and refill your glasses!
A mess of fun awaits you today,
No falls - just one take-off!
We will give in to the ardor, we will set the heat - They will be stunned
Eeyore and
Owl for a couple,
Let us smash despondency to dust and smithereens today,
That will even make your jaw drop
Winnie the Pooh,
After all, we are not newbies in matters of fun,
So you're out of touch today,
Piglets!
Just don't drive us away, just don't be angry,
You are the best and most beautiful!
Just know it!
For you today - sun and flowers,
Because you shine for us like the sun!
You smell fragrant and beckon like a flower,
For us you are like a breath of fresh wind!
So burn the candles with a festive fire,
Birthday, be the most wonderful day!
Come true today, dreams and dreams,
So that there is no happier person in the world than you,
So that fairy tale heroes look at you
And, like you, they wanted to go crazy with happiness!
Other congratulations in the sections
On ours on sinners
There is one person on earth: In the soul
God's spark is burning, and there is a good light in the eyes. Father
His parishioners call him Alexander,
He is loved and honored for his wisdom and desire to help.
Sixty years ago he was born,
He was named Vasily, in honor of the holy martyr. A misfortune happened - and in childhood he lost his mother,
His father did not remarry, but took monastic vows. As a boy
Vasily, like everyone else, kicked a soccer ball,
I climbed into the gardens and read smart books.
And in his youth he gave flowers to the girls,
Played the guitar, cherished simple dreams. I loved motorcycles, and I loved the feeling of speed,
He paid his military duty in the army - he served for two years.
At twenty-seven, he decided a fateful question: he accepted monasticism, before
I made a vow to God. For a different life - Alexander was given a name,
Service
I am destined to dedicate myself to the Church. Semi
He was the rector of God's temples,
With diligence he brought them into the most splendid appearance.
Today he is the ruler by rank
Bishop,
Mentor, teacher and shepherd for his flock.
He gives hope to all his spiritual children,
He never tires of teaching obedience and patience. Strives to ensure that parishioners could understand
How important it is to love, respect and forgive each other,
Think about your weaknesses and your shortcomings,
Trying to correct them as much as possible.
He teaches not to make hasty decisions,
So that many mistakes in life can be avoided. And he himself is an excellent example for the “grazing sheep” - Living by the rules
God's spiritual father.
Restore the shrines that were destroyed
He is trying to return them to the Orthodox. Cares about the needs of parishes and monasteries,
So that
More people could come to the one church.
We would like to wish you patience and strength today,
So that difficult work invariably bears fruit!
Let it always dawn
You
God's grace,
So that for many years
To you
Continue to serve the church. Congratulations in the form of a fairy tale are original way to please the heroes of the occasion. It will harmoniously fit into the scenario of any holiday, be it a wedding or birthday, wedding anniversary or anniversary.
At the request of the customer, poems can be written in imitation of any famous literary work: fairy tale, poem, verse. As a rule, congratulations in a fairytale form are written in a significant volume, because to tell interesting story in ten to twenty lines is simply impossible.
It turns out very interesting if a person’s entire life is outlined in the form of a tale-narration - the main milestones of the biography from birth to the present day are indicated. It’s simply impossible not to be touched by such a work.
If you liked the examples of poems we wrote and you decide to order a fairy tale congratulation, write to the email address: [email protected]. We will be happy to fulfill your order. Thanks to everyone who shared a link to any page of the site www.pozhelayka.ru: Julia
Julia
CONGRATULATIONS ON ANNIVERSARY FROM TOASTS They come out with glasses filled with wine to the music: Greek, 2 Romans, Chinese, German, French, Russian, Siberian, Finnish, Armenian, 2 natives, American, 1: Years pass, but you don’t grow old - Your eyes haven’t lost color. Every year you seem to get younger,
Meeting life's fiery dawn.
Bloom and smell, rejoice and laugh,
Live your life playing giveaway with happiness. And don’t even hope for your anniversary,
Why don't we congratulate you? Here we are contrary!
Greek: From all corners of the earth
We have arrived to you
To congratulate and of course have a drink!
We have toast prepared for you too!
Roman 1:
I'll make a toast
The Roman Emperor asked me to tell you
Mark
Aurelius: "Let things go
Yours will be the same
You would like to remember them in your later years."
Roman 2:
And I’ll start a toast to the health of our birthday girl with the words of the Roman poet
Publius
Ovid:
There is no need to count years: people live differently...
The point is not in years, but in deeds - they must be counted.
Let's not drink to the anniversary
G.
I. and for her affairs - past and future, family and professional.
Frenchman:
The French say: “If in youth we have the face that nature gave us, then in maturity we have the one we deserve.” you are always in good mood. Your charming smile delights us.
And so the years are over
You are not in control. you radiate feminine beauty and kindness.
On your birthday, I wish you to remain as cheerful and generous as you are.
Chinese:
Chinese wisdom tells the greatest truth that a wise man appears in three changing forms: when you look at it from afar, it seems important and stern; when you approach him, you see that he is gentle and friendly; when you hear his words, he seems strict and tough.
Our
G.
I. is certainly a wise man.
If you come to her with your problems, she will greet you warmly and help, but she can also demand.
Let's drink to our health
G.
AND.!
German: Our dear, charming
G.
I. today is the anniversary. Well said
Schopenhauer: “Just as torches and fireworks fade and become invisible in the light of the sun, so the mind, even of genius, as well as beauty, fades and is overshadowed by heartfelt kindness.” and drink to the heartfelt kindness of our hero of the day, which warms everyone like the sun us. I wish you health and happiness!
Hooray!
Russian:
Let's drink to good man a glass of wine and let us wish him to always have joy for the eyes, delight for the soul, and may the grains of his labors fall on fertile soil and always yield a rich harvest!
Armenian:
The better the cognac, the more stars on its label!
The older the cognac, the more refined and noble its taste!
We would like to wish
To you, so that the more anniversaries remain in
Your back, the more beautiful, stronger and more self-possessed
You have become!
Siberian:
We have
Siberians say: 1000 km is not a distance,
100 deer are not a herd, 55 years is not an age!
This means that our dear birthday girl is still a baby and she has everything ahead of her. We wish you, in about 50 years, to emerge from the swaddling clothes of babies and grow up, so that we can say: this is age!
For the upcoming 100th anniversary
G.
AND.
Native
1:
On
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, 350 are sunny. That's what I wish
To you, dear
G.
I. to
There was such a ratio of joyful and sad days in your life.
But the natives
The Canary Islands are far from stupid.
During those 15 days when there is no sun, they gather in large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mangoes.
Any holiday will become a million times more interesting if a fairy tale is included in its script. At the anniversary it can be presented in a pre-prepared form. Competitions are often held during the performance - they should be organically integrated into the plot. But a fairy tale at an anniversary, performed impromptu, is also appropriate.
The characters of “Tsokotukhi Flies” in a new way
Often guests present funny fairy tales for their anniversary. A reworked work by Korney Chukovsky, which is known to everyone from early childhood, is suitable for a woman. Familiar and even slightly boring stories, presented from a different perspective, evoke genuine interest and infectious laughter among the audience. And “The Cluttering Fly” - this will be exactly the fairy tale for the anniversary that everyone, without exception, will like.
The following characters participate in the fairy tale adaptation offered here:
- A clattering fly, the lady is pleasant in all respects, sociable and hospitable.
- Grandma Bee, a person who considers herself smarter than everyone else.
- Dragonfly, a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even talk to her.
- Moth, a charming young man, unofficially recognized as a local sex symbol.
- Flea No. 1, Mukha's school friend.
- Flea No. 2, colleague.
- Flea No. 3, neighbor in the stairwell.
- Komar-hero, an outwardly inconspicuous man with a deep inner world, an extremely well-read and modest young man.
- Spider, a harmful and evil bailiff.
To make the presented fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary more funny, artists should be selected according to the principle: “The more it doesn’t fit, the better.” That is, on male roles Women will do and vice versa. And if the main character, a pleasant lady in all respects, is played by a man, this fact alone will cause the audience to burst out laughing.
Stage costumes
When coming up with funny fairy tales for a woman’s anniversary, you should keep in mind that this part of the preparation for the miniature drawing is extremely important. The success of a dramatization depends half on how creative the characters are. Therefore, in order for the presented fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary to be funny and humorous, you need to choose the right stage costumes.
For example, Dragonfly. Does everyone agree that a stout middle-aged man with a looming or rather prominent belly will play the charming slender woman? She must be in a dress with a deep neckline and huge dark glasses. It is best to entrust Grandma Bee to a young man, wrapping him in a shawl, putting on a long wide skirt and putting thick-rimmed glasses on his nose.
Particular care should be taken when making it. It will require sleeves from old clothes and several pairs of gloves. The entire structure will need to be stuffed with synthetic padding, pieces of foam rubber or cotton wool; you can insert wire frames inside the paw sleeves.
“Tskotukha fly” - the exit of the main character
The performance begins with the words of the presenter:
Funny fairy tales for an anniversary
The guests were cooking - look, don’t be timid!
Now the artists will tell us
They will show about Mukha and a skit.
So this Fly
(Not an old woman at all)
Once I was walking down the street.
And on the road,
Looking at your feet
The beauty found the money.
Without thinking for long,
Forgot about the debt -
Take down what you find and give it away.
I just decided
How wonderful it would be
Invite guests to your place.
Since today it has become fashionable to play musical fairy tales and jokes for anniversaries, it is appropriate to play off the appearance of the Tsokotukha Fly with a phonogram of Verka Serduchka about how she found a pie. The heroine should dance a little to this melody.
Flea Outlets
The fairy tale scene for the woman's anniversary continues to be demonstrated, and one after another the characters of the play being performed appear on stage.
The flea came first -
I brought soap for the fly.
The fly loudly, smiling from ear to ear:
- Come on in, godfather!
(Whispers) God didn't give her any sense!
Who gives soap?
Stupid thing!
He continues loudly:
- What a beauty you are!
I like your dress!!!
Flea number two has arrived
I brought a cake for Mukha.
Fly - loudly, smiling just as charmingly:
- Come in, sit down quickly,
It's my anniversary!
In a malicious whisper to the side:
- I brought a cake, why?
He knows I don't eat it!
Everything will go away on its own...
Look, your belly is like a ball!
Loud and sweet:
- Oh, what kind of boots
At the super fashionable Flea!
Then Flea-three came -
She didn't bring anything.
Tskotuha fly (speaks loudly and smiles sweetly):
- Hello, dear neighbor!
You're as pretty as candy!
(Evil whisper to the side):
- I was just about ready to eat
For free…(Loud) Can you sit down
At the window. Isn't it blowing?
(Whispers) It still won't blow you away -
Look how much I’ve increased
Kilograms of fat - power!
Moth's appearance on stage
Very often, fairy tales and jokes played out for anniversaries, where close people gather and there are no children, can be somewhat ambiguous. And here Moth appears on the stage, according to the presenter, “a charming young man, unofficially recognized as a local sex symbol.” However, he is portrayed by a young girl - this also hides irony. And since today people increasingly prefer musical fairy tales for anniversaries, it is appropriate to accompany the release of the Moth with a song. Of course, the words in it will be new, but it’s better to take the melody from a famous hit. This, for example, could be the song “Oh God, what a man!”
The moth carries huge bouquet flowers and sings:
- Oh, God, what a fly!
Beautiful clattering lady!
How I want a daughter from you
And a barrel.
I also want a new Mercedes -
You are lovely, you are a peach!
The moth falls on his knee in front of the birthday girl and hands her a bouquet. The fly is embarrassed and answers him in tune with a song to the tune of “The chrysanthemums have long since faded in the garden”:
- Ah, my knight, cowboy,
I give my heart...
You are my dream, my hero!
I'm burning with passion!!!
Exit of Dragonfly and Granny Bee
And then “a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even speak,” appears (according to the presenter’s text). In reality, Dragonfly is performed by mature man, if possible, without any signs of slimness. Her release is accompanied by a remake song to the melody “I’m ready to kiss the sand,” in which the pronoun “yours” is replaced with “mine.” She is sad and even wipes her tears with a handkerchief.
The Moth notices a new target for its charms, compares them both with a glance, snatches a bouquet from the enthusiastic Fly and hurries to the Dragonfly. His romance is repeated for her.
I'm not a wasteful man...
I want a car from you!
I want a cool car,
An apartment and a dacha!
The all-knowing Granny Bee takes the stage with a loose sock in one hand and binoculars in the other. The phonogram "Old Grandmothers" is playing. She, approaching the Moth and his ladies almost closely, carefully examines everyone through binoculars from top to bottom. Then he takes out his phone, takes a photo of Mukha and dials the number.
Fight between Spider and Mosquito
The spider takes the stage, loudly singing a song to the tune of "Our service is both dangerous and difficult."
The bailiff service is dangerous and difficult,
But it is immediately visible to everyone.
If someone is somewhere with us sometimes
Something won't pay
We took him by the throat with one hand,
We're already rummaging in our pockets with our other hand,
Let him scream: “Enough!”
The Spider notices the Fly, takes out the phone, compares it with the photo, nods with satisfaction and heads towards the Fly. Grandma Bee is happy, claps her hands, bows to the Spider and leaves.
-Madam, we've heard a rumor...
You have a sin on your hands!
Here's the message: "Fly,
Nicknamed Tsokotukha,
Once I was walking down the street.
And on the road,
Looking at your feet
The citizen found the money.
Without thinking for long,
Forgot about the debt -
Take down what you find and give it away.
I just decided
How wonderful it would be
Invite guests to visit you."
Well, was it like that?
- Leave me alone!
Leave me alone, I ask you from God!
- Yes, I would be happy to
But the treasure must be given to our treasury!
The spider grabs food from the table and stuffs it into its bag, which hangs on its side. There he also puts rings and bracelets taken from the hands of the Dragonfly, gifts from the guests, then pushes the Fleas off the chairs, folds them and also tries to take them with him. But then Komarik appears. Then you can play according to Chukovsky’s fairy tale.
"Sleeping Beauty" - characters
Most often, remade fairy tales have great success. For the anniversary of the young married man, in whose family the computer and the Internet play an important role, “Sleeping Beauty” is perfect. The plot may be based on Pushkin's style. The fairy tale itself, presented to a man for his anniversary, may well develop according to its own, unique pattern.
The presenter reads the text, and the artists appointed by him or volunteered among the guests perform the actions that are offered to them during the course of the plot. To make this fairy tale scene performed by the guests funny, it is recommended to distribute the roles in this order: beautiful spouse (older man), business traveler spouse (young girl), neighbor (young man), computer (older woman).
Preparatory stage before improvisation
Remade fairy tales are often played for anniversaries today. And to make everything look colorful, you should prepare the attributes in advance: a backpack, a fishing rod, and for a “business trip”; a scarf for tears measuring 60 X 60 cm, on which its purpose is written; a box with slits for the eyes, representing a monitor, the cord from the keyboard should fit into it; three-liter jar with the inscription “For salt”.
"Sleeping Beauty" - the beginning
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it -
A lesson to the good fellow:
Leaving - leave,
But, my friend, don't forget,
Call your wife
Smileys came more often,
Virtual confessions
Electronic messages
And free gifts
In Odnoklassniki - without a brand
You can send this now,
That is, to fulfill your duty.
Anniversary fairy tale - act one
Prepared for a business trip,
And the wife is alone
I sat down to wait. And at Kompa
I've already looked through all my eyes -
He is silent! Well, what's the matter?!
And fell asleep dead asleep...
Right there - behind the Computer.
Summer has already been replaced by a blizzard -
Wife sleeping soundly:
Apparently she has a virus
It was infected here.
From the Internet he moved in
Into the woman's body and dug
Right in the heart! There's a neighbor here
I knocked on her door for salt,
He looked around and... stayed.
He despised the Internet
Because I didn’t know that soon
He will get a lot of grief
Through your ignorance.
The husband appeared... “Oh my!” -
He screamed. Right away to the neighbor
Hit me from the right - right into the eye!
He already choked on his tea,
Sneezed, swayed
And he fell on a chair,
I was amazed by the friendly meeting.
"Sleeping Beauty" - act two
The presenter continues reading the text, and the presented one is played impromptu by the guests.
The husband rushed to his wife,
He even kissed me. Attempts
Still didn't bring any benefit.
The wife is sleeping. “Well, go to sleep,”
That's what he said. "Bad luck...
How can I be here? And my husband to the dacha
I drove off to think about it.
I did something stupid again!
"Sleeping Beauty" - act three
It should be clarified that impromptu fairy tales for an anniversary should be played with maximum irony. Therefore, inanimate objects with human characteristics and habits are usually the main characters in the plot. And since the fairy tale is presented for a man’s anniversary, some frivolity and eroticism would be quite appropriate in the acting.
And the wife sleeps blissfully.
The computer is next to her. Undoubtedly
He was in sleep mode -
My husband forgot to turn it off
This complex unit
He was not happy with himself!
This incident happened here -
The computer suddenly turned on,
I looked around and... fell in love!
Only a fool wouldn't fall in love
Our computer was not a simpleton...
Our Computer knew a lot of tales,
Knew how modest bunnies could be
To seduce with impudent flattery,
And which ones - and slander.
And without wasting a minute,
Whispers to the lady: “My bunny!
You make me crazy!
It was then that the lady woke up,
I reached out sweetly,
I looked around slowly
And she said: “Good,
Nothing to say, mistress!
Someone calls me bunny
Well, why am I sitting here?
Am I looking around?
My husband will never say that -
I know his breed!
And the neighbor has no use -
He needs salt."
Suddenly I looked at the monitor -
I guessed what was going on here!
“Well, my Computer, tell me,
Put everything on the shelves!
Where is my husband, answer me, he was hanging around,
Where were you hiding from your wife?”
The Computer gave her the answer:
"Where he was, where he is not
Now, and now at the dacha!”
“Yes, my friend, that’s bad luck.
He is far away, but you are nearby -
Let me sit closer!”
"Sleeping Beauty" - act four, final
When acting impromptu fairy tales and jokes for an anniversary, the actors must have an excellent sense of humor, because they need to be able to cheer up the whole company with the help of facial expressions and gestures. Therefore, at this point the presenter should take a short break, allowing the artists to show a picture of the Computer and the Spouse flirting. The absurdity of the situation itself is quite ironic, and if the actors have a good sense of humor, this scene can turn out super funny.
My wife's soul began to sing.
But... the door creaked quietly,
And then the husband came in! Let everyone
Remembers what suddenly one day
Anything can happen -
And the wife can fall in love.
Your enemy is not always your neighbor,
And sometimes - the Internet!
We wish the hero of the day:
Live together with your wife as a couple,
Stay healthy for many years
Don't let the Internet interfere
Their friendship, love, communication...
Oh, sorry, message
They sent it to me “for soap”!
Goodbye!(Here the presenter addresses the artists) Did you gallop?
