• Statuses about an ex-boyfriend. Statuses about exes

    04.03.2020

    New breath, without tears and without you... You are just a forgotten past. 18

    Delete everything. Delete the number. Remove feelings. Remove photos. Remove songs. Delete messages. Remove from friends. Remove from your heart. Delete all memories. And live normally. 24

    For some reason, all exes suddenly become dumber and more frightening. 13

    If it gets really bad, call. We will smoke together, even if we quit, even if we smoke with each other. 19 - Statuses about your ex

    There are no ex-lovers. With lovers, as with alcoholism - either binge drinking or abstinence. 14

    The most evil ones are the former good ones... 14

    What's broken is broken. You shouldn’t patiently pick up broken pieces of happiness and love piece by piece, then glue them back together and convince yourself that everything looks the way it was. 12

    The phrase “let’s remain friends” is deciphered as follows: I don’t love you anymore, but it’s nice for me to watch how you love me. 21

    About former relationship I can say one thing: better a shitty ending than endless crap. 10

    Something comes into your head that you really want to forget forever! 17

    Exes are calluses that start to show themselves as soon as you put on new shoes. 11

    I’ll cry and forget, and you take a walk and remember. 20

    But I still love him, and almost a year has passed and we are friends, and I’m dating someone else, but my head is a complete puzzle and I constantly remember all the happy days spent with him... 26

    She remembers every breath, the smell of his hair....beautiful eyes, and is still in love with him. 21

    You are nothing to me... Just the meaning of life, nothing more. 15

    Every time you think you have taste, remember your ex. 14

    Of course, I ruined everything myself, but it’s much more convenient to think that it’s his fault. 12

    I often find myself still looking for you in the crowd. 18

    A vegetable to help... I mean, to hell with you... 13

    Where were you when you called? Who were you with when you were in love? Now you remember, but I forgot. 18

    Just come and say that you haven’t found anyone who could replace me. 23

    No matter what person you break up with, there will always be moments when you miss him. 17

    Just remember those moments when we wanted to stop time. 12

    Some naive hope still lives in the heart and thinks that everything will be as before. 16

    Everything is fine. The earth is spinning. Friends are calling. And there is someone you want to think about. 18

    Thank you for being in my life. 25

    When everything is fine with you and someone finally truly loves you, wait - your ex will soon appear with awakened feelings. 15

    The guy is like a bus, one leaves and another one arrives. 11

    No person can become more of a stranger than someone you loved in the past. Remarque 14

    If your ex is an idiot, rejoice: for you it is already the past, but for others it is the future. 15

    I'm sorry I'm not around. 18

    Wipe your feet, gentlemen, before you enter someone else's soul. Close the doors forever if the person is no longer needed! 12

    I won’t look back because I’ll see you there... 11

    Another galaxy is closer than your heart. 11

    No, I don’t go to your page anymore... but not because I don’t have time or I’m lazy, but because I’m afraid to fall in love with you again just by seeing your photos. 15

    Forget about our “we”. I now have wonderful four walls. 12

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    I don’t understand my ex-husbands, who are married and with a child... Are you so miserable in your marriage with your husband that you want MINE back?! Sorry, sticks - the train has already left!))))))

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    There are no “formers”!

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    I bought my ex as a gift - a plastic bib... Pick up drools)))

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    What was missing from the guy the girl loved? - BRAINS!!!

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    -Are you dating my ex?
    - Well, yes and what?
    - Nothing... I’m gnawing on an apple, do you want to finish it?

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    I am pinned by statuses like “I will be your most beautiful ex))". Even if you were their leader!!! The main thing is that you are very far from his real one!!!

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    The moments when your ex is banging on your door are reminiscent of diarrhea... they only make you feel upset!

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    What could not be returned... Don’t come to my world cold, please forget about the future, you are my ex, you are only an ex!!!

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    Why do some women, who, through their own fault, have lost their family, try to put a spoke in the wheels of their ex?

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    I wanted to annoy my “ex”, I poked my head in, but the salt was gone, only sugar was left!!! Damn, well, I’ll give him a “sweet life”!!!

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    I broke up with my ex as friends. After a while, we decided to go to a cafe, talk... and woke up in the morning in the same bed, hugging... Well, what kind of FRIENDSHIP is this?!!

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    - Darling, let's talk about fools? - Let's. - Is your ex still calling?

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    Exes are like a tricycle: it seems like you don’t care about it for a long time, but it’s still not pleasant when someone else rides it...

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    Selling. Former. To the organs. =))))

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    Dear ex-girlfriends, no need to pester, attract attention and call your ex-boyfriends!!! After all, they may have already met someone else, someone with whom they feel better. Let them live peacefully and happily, don’t disturb them and you will find your happiness!!!

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    I can't drink - I miss my ex. You can't be sad - there will always be others. But having a lot, you realize that you have nothing if your ex is your happiness, and new people cannot change anything in your life...

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    “New relationships with exes” sounds as tempting as “sour milk.”

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    Darling, stay the same, where you are and don’t call me again...

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    This is not the right moment, when your ex writes, you sit in shock and think, WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME?!

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    Girls with a future can do without men with a past!

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    Happy exes don't write to you!

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    I have the impression that the “invisible people” who come to my page are either my ex-boyfriends or my husband’s ex-girlfriends...

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    ...I can always call you... I just don’t have the desire...

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    Just don’t let me go again... What if I don’t come back.

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    Yesterday I was drinking... and didn’t call him! Oscar for me! Oscar!

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    Love is not chosen, loved ones are not blamed, fate is not repeated, exes are not called...

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    I'll be your most gorgeous ex. I promise.

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    Well, you’re walking around the city, carrying your head beautifully! The arrogance of light bangs and needle heels. There is mockery in your eyes, and there is an order in them - not to confuse you with that same ex, beloved and loved...

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    The best compliment from an ex was that he blushed three times when he spoke to me!

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    You can’t leave me... You can lose me...

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    No matter how good, handsome, smart you are, it’s enough to find your girlfriend’s first love and believe me, he will still be the best for her!

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    A call from an ex... - hello, did you find a new guy? - yes, what do you want, why are you calling? - yes, I just saw you together, you were so happy that it really infuriated

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    I wish my ex at least Good Luck, because, alas, he has already lost real Happiness...

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    If you miss me, remember that you yourself let me go... And I... you know, I don’t care about you anymore...

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    There will always be a piece of love for him in my heart. And she won’t disappear anywhere! It’s just not enough to be together, but at the same time it’s enough to feel butterflies in your stomach from his call...

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    Girls, be beautiful... to make YOURS proud... ANOTHER'S wanted... EX bitten his elbows...)))

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    Lord, thank you for once divorcing me from my ex-husband!!! Now I am a beloved and loving bride again!!!

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    Why, having become a “former”, did he suddenly become dumber and more frightening?

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    It’s difficult to communicate with exes... After all, there is a corner in the heart for each of them... And a drop of love will remain there forever... It’s normal to be drawn to the past... The main thing is not to get carried away...

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    - If men could be compared to flowers, then my ex is definitely a cactus. The same green from jealousy, prickly from greed, and it bloomed only once - when I became pregnant with my daughter.

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    You know, I still keep your photos... I put coffee on them... I'm putting some pies. .

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    They say “don’t drink with your ex.” Not true, drink! It really boosts your self-esteem when he says how wonderful you are and what a jerk he is.

    When remembering their ex-boyfriend, girls often choose a humorous status. They think: “The statuses are about ex-boyfriend, whom I love, should not give the young man a hint of anxiety about the separation.” On the contrary, statuses about ex-boyfriends with meaning and in a humorous way say that there are millions of wonderful lonely young people living on Earth.

    If it gets really bad, call me. We will smoke together, even if we quit, even if we smoke with each other.

    You need to be able to remain grateful to a person for the happy moments that he gave...

    To us they are rivers of betrayal, to us they are an ocean of lies. And in return we believe in them, we dedicate our lives to them.

    When you break someone's heart, don't say they don't have a soul. After all, he no longer has a heart, nothing will stop him from becoming soulless.

    Yes, my love, we would be an ideal couple if it weren’t for you.

    The phrase “let’s remain friends” is deciphered as follows: “I don’t love you anymore, but it’s nice for me to watch you love me.”

    So, was there something between you? - No... So... Only 2 megabytes of message history.

    I wish my ex at least good luck, because he has already lost his happiness!

    One morning he will wake up and understand how much he needs me... And at that moment I will wake up with someone who has already understood this.

    You often told me: “You cry because of all this bullshit” - and now I understand that you most likely meant yourself with this phrase...

    You know, I began to forget everything, I began to breathe evenly and calmly. How I used to be afraid of losing you, but now I understand that I don’t have to wait for you. And you don’t have to wait for your letters anymore; you can take your calls calmly. I stopped suffering all the time and learned to live with dignity.

    Hmm...I heard that laughter prolongs life. Looking at the photo of yours new girl, I I WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!:):):)

    Sometimes alone phone call can change the whole situation... However, a phone call that didn’t ring also changes everything.

    In the end, it’s worse for him - I just lost an unfaithful lover, and he lost the woman who loved him

    When my boyfriend asked his ex-girlfriend: “What does she have that I don’t?” answered: “She has me!!!”, I cried...

    One day he will wake up in the morning and understand how much he needs me... And at that moment I will wake up with someone who has already understood this.

    This love did not live up to the family, and it did not live up to the children...

    And just like that, they just took it and crossed each other out of their lives, as if nothing had happened at all. And we move on. And we even smile :)

    Today the past called and said that I missed you... and I hung up and ran to kiss the present.

    I will be strong to spite everyone, I will hide the pain in my eyes. And only in open window the moon will see me cry.

    You know, everything is fine with me. I live and even breathe without you, and you have become indifferent to me, and my soul does not hurt with you.

    “No person can become more of a stranger than the one you loved in the past...” E. M. Remarque

    Still love. But now I’m with someone else. I can’t wait for you, by God, forever. You turned out to be simply replaceable. You must admit that you are not at all flawless. You don’t call? Well, don’t call. Don’t write at all? Believe me, and don’t! Look at me, the new one. And regret that I'm not around.

    The best statuses about exes on Statuses-Tut.ru! In life, it often happens that a person with whom we have been together for some time ceases to exist for us. He moves to another level in our list of dear and beloved people. In the category of exes! Who are these exes for us, people from the past whom we sometimes want to forget, as if nothing had happened between us. We passed by along the alley of the park, did not sit next to each other on the subway, did not sit together in class when the old teacher spent a long time explaining the laws of macroeconomics. You didn’t see each other in the club, you didn’t bump into each other at the door of the cafe, and many different “didn’t meet.” But these meetings took place, they were deep, strong feelings to each other. And it seemed that statuses about your exes would never appear on your Odnoklassniki page. Everyone knows the phrase that a person assumes, but life arranges everything completely differently. And it happened, you broke up. Such is fate!

    Sassy statuses about ex-boyfriends!

    Everyone knows that women are much more more emotional than men. They may cry for several days in a row, and then they put on Nice dress, put on bold makeup and once again go in search of the man of their dreams. No, they continue to keep love for their ex-boyfriend in the farthest corner of their heart, but life does not stand still, and they need to move forward. Let him know that you were created for happiness. The light didn't shine on him like a wedge. There are so many beautiful, strong, kind, affectionate, cheerful, hard-working people around, caring men. And let him, the traitor, bite his elbows for not appreciating what a wonderful girl could be his! In the meantime, the pillow retains the smell of his shampoo, and in the bathroom there is his toothbrush, and many photographs remind him of former love, the girls continue to suffer. And on their page at social network statuses about ex-boyfriends flash! They can be very different, angry, daring, sad, sad - it all depends on the mood.

    Best quotes about ex-girlfriends!

    Men can suffer too! Let it not be so tragic, without hysterics and tears. But they are worried! After all, this girl was the sweetest, most beautiful, kindest. With her he went to the cinema, walked in the park, went to the sea, looked at the starry sky, made plans for the next weekend, which did not happen. He remembers the smell of her perfume, her laughter and the way she wrinkled her nose funny, he even fell in love with her cat. They read new books aloud to each other, watched their favorite old comedies and argued until they were hoarse which adaptation of the classics was the most successful. In the mornings, he made her coffee, and she prepared a delicious breakfast. They dreamed about big family, and that they must have a dog and a cat. All this remains in the past, a wonderful memory with a bitter taste. Men have been told since childhood that only girls cry. And he doesn't cry. Only sometimes looking through new girl old photographs and finding a photo with his ex, he experiences embarrassment and pain in his heart, which he still remembers. Forget about her, go to Statuses-Here. Ru and choose statuses about ex-girlfriends. Let them know that you are doing great!

    Sayings about ex-husbands for proud women!

    Ex-husbands are a category of men with whom you either continue to communicate or cross them out of your life once and for all. It's good when you and your ex don't have children together. Then everything is simple, they fled and no one owes anyone anything! But if you have children, it’s more difficult. Each woman decides for herself, since everyone’s situation is different. The only thing that ex-wives have in common is conflicting feelings for their ex-husband. Just yesterday you slept in the same bed, your budget was common, you planned together where to go on vacation. Now you have to solve all your everyday and financial problems yourself. And this parasite lives with his new woman and doesn’t give a damn. And what did I find in him then, such guys courted me, and I chose this womanizer. From love to hate, as you know, there is only one step. So women are ready for everything possible ways, not contrary to the criminal code, to take revenge on your ex. And the easiest way is to select Statuses-Tut.ru on our website in the category statuses about ex-husbands the most lethal and funny quotes for your VKontakte and Odnoklassniki pages.
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