So let's have a drink here
In the next world they won’t give it!
Well, if they give it there -
Let's drink there and drink here!
Once upon a time, the king of beasts (also a lion) gathered his subjects (they are also animals), they say:
- Smart ones to the right, beautiful ones to the left...
When everyone went to their places, one monkey remained in the middle.
- Why are you standing?
- Should I burst apart?!
So let’s drink to the birthday girl sitting at the head of the table (right in the middle), but unlike the monkey, it’s well deserved!
Let's drink to your coffin... which will be made of oak... which will be a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born... I wish you to live another hundred years!
One of the eastern sages said: “It is easy to make people know you, but it is difficult to truly know yourself.” I want to wish the birthday boy to know himself. This will help him achieve the noble goal that he has set for himself. Happy birthday!
So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered!!!
Birthday is an annual gift, given to a person in order to rejoice in the love and affection that his close friends have for him. And so we resolutely declare that this event is valuable and dear to us. May the days of your life go long, and may your love and affection for us always be. Long live the birthday boy!
Spaniards like to wish their friends and relatives good health on their birthday, Great love, beautiful women, and most importantly - longevity in order to have time to enjoy it all. Let us wish the same to our birthday boy today!
For the boss to praise you alone!
So that my husband and friends don’t drink vodka!
So that children don’t get “2” grades at school!
So that your head doesn’t hurt in the evening!
So that vodka doesn’t make you too drunk,
She didn’t dance on the table and didn’t sing like a bear!
So that in the midst of fun the outfit does not tear,
So that tomorrow you won’t be as green as a cucumber!
For you, by the way,
I really want to drink!
May you live 300 years like Tortilla,
And may you be lucky in life.
So that, like Buratino, she is rich,
She had many friends, not just gold!
Chinese wisdom says:
“When you were born, you cried, and everyone around you rejoiced. Make it so that when you leave, everyone cries, and you alone smile.”
For what was said!
Darling..., I wish you
On your birthday, health and mind.
No wonder they say: “If there was intelligence, there would be a ruble.”
If there is no intelligence, there will be no ruble.”
And also happiness to you, joy and fulfillment of your dreams! For you!
So that wisely live life,
There is a lot to know.
Two important rules remember for starters:
You'd rather starve than eat anything
And it’s better to be alone than with just anyone!
I raise my glass to express my warm feeling, warmed by drinks, to the hero of the evening - (Name) and congratulate him on his birthday. I wish you to be like light, live for two hundred years, sing songs and be blown away by love. For you!
On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
"Grow big!" - wished in childhood. Now, perhaps, it would be appropriate to wish: “Continue to grow above yourself!” Happy Birthday to You! For you!
On your birthday, it’s not a person who becomes one year older - it’s another year that a wonderful person like you is added to!
Congratulations to you and this happy year!
I'm raising this toast! For that
So that in winter and summer
You were the best dressed. For that
So that in the heat and in the cold
I always drove a car.
For day and dark night
She was very, very beautiful!
I wish you to be immodest in bed,
Breasts are elastic and huge,
And a waist just like a wasp’s,
Eat less sausages.
The foot is about size 37,
Maybe a little more, but not quite.
And legs like those of a gazelle,
And the men were staring at them!
In general, we drink to you!
Happy birthday!
I am the most beautiful flower that was brought to your home today! And I am glad that I can bring myself today on such a wonderful occasion! And give it to you along with congratulations and wishes! And let them be a small part of your joy today. Congratulations!
I propose a toast to the fact that the hero of today's holiday will always be young and handsome, that he will be a bit of a spendthrift and a fool, that he will be both a playboy and a guy and, as always, generous and broad-minded.
Circus. There are tigers in the arena. The performance came to a climax. The audience applauds furiously: the tamer kisses a huge tiger! And the entertainer announces to the audience that:
- Anyone who is not afraid to repeat this now will receive 5 thousand dollars!
Silence. Suddenly a young man stands up:
- I’m ready to try, but just remove... this predator first!
I brought this story because I’m going to once again congratulate and kiss the birthday girl. And I don't even ask for money. But please, remove... this predator! Yes, yes, I'm talking about her husband.
Our life is a ladder, and every year we climb up one more step. This is an inevitable process, everyone knows it. Therefore, we need to learn to pay attention to various little things around us that make us happy and make us smile. This is probably the whole meaning of life. For you, birthday boy! Fill your life with unforgettable moments!
How to congratulate the birthday person for festive table? Of course, raise a glass and make a celebratory toast! But how to move away from the standard wishes of “happiness and health”, to be brief, original and memorable? Tell beautiful toast for your birthday from relax.by! And one more secret: add something of your own to the finished toast. After all, this is your congratulations, and what could be better than sincere words!
At the celebration of Winston Churchill on the occasion of his 80th birthday, one photo reporter asked him a question:
- I hope, Mr. Churchill, that I will be allowed to photograph you on the centenary day?
“In that case,” Churchill replied, “you will have to carefully take care of your health for twenty years.”
I can tell the hero of the day that I am ready to take care of my health in order to be able to congratulate you on your centenary!
There is an old one New Year's custom: as you meet, so will you spend. For the birthday boy it starts from today New Year his life. So let it be as fun as tonight!
One parable described by Kafka tells of a man who stood in front of an open gate and did not dare to enter it, because the stern guards stood in silence near it. The man thought that the soldiers would not let him through. Time passed and the gates closed. Then one of the guards said to the man: “Eccentric, these gates were opened especially for you, and only you should have been let through.” Let's drink so that the birthday boy never misses his opportunities!
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Birthday is an annual gift given to a person to rejoice in the love and affection that close friends have for him. And so we resolutely declare that this event is valuable and dear to us. May the days of your life go long, and may your love and affection for us always be. Long live the birthday boy!
"Grow big!" - wished in childhood. Now, perhaps, it would be appropriate to wish: “Continue to grow above yourself!”
Happy Birthday to You!
The philosopher Diogenes said: “Being rich and having a lot of money are not the same thing. The truly rich are those who are satisfied with their life.” So let our birthday boy be truly rich!
I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him.
Don't be upset that you're one year older. If you look from the other side, you have become one year more beautiful, more attractive and smarter! And you can’t stop on this path. For the birthday girl!
Why do I love the birthday boy? He's as smart as me. Let's drink to good man a glass of wine and let us wish him to always have joy for the eyes, delight for the soul, and may the grains of his labors fall on fertile soil and always yield a rich harvest!
Spaniards like to wish their friends and relatives good health, great love, beautiful women, and most importantly, longevity on their birthday so they can enjoy it all. Let's wish the same to our birthday boy today!
The general comes to his dacha under construction. He is completely filled with happiness and joyfully announces to the soldiers standing at attention:
- You can congratulate me! My wife gave birth to triplets!
- We are glad to try, Comrade General!..
A year ago, we carried out difficult explanatory work with young spouses about the need to have offspring. And now our efforts were crowned with our first success: the first-born appeared in the family! We are glad to try, fellow parents! We wish you not to stop there!
Happy birthday toast
“I don’t know what to do with my son, he’s so unreliable,” the father admitted to a friend.
“Get him a job in the meteorological service,” a friend suggested.
I want to wish you, son, a different profession - a reliable one! Happiness and health to you! Happy birthday!
Birthday toasts
Once upon a time there lived a rich man and a poor man. The poor man had nothing to lose and he had fun, walked, ate barbecue, drank vodka - in general, he had a blast. But the rich man did not eat, did not sleep, did not rest, but still sat and trembled over his gold. And then one day the rich man got tired of this situation. “What is this,” he thought, “I’m a rich man, I have a lot of money, and I can’t live normally.” And then he decided to give all his gold to the poor man. And so, from then on, the rich man began to live and have fun, and the poor man changed. Now he stopped eating, drinking, resting - he began to tremble over his gold.
So let’s drink so that neither money, nor fame, nor love will prevent you from remaining a happy and cheerful person.
Happy birthday toast
Happy birthday to you!
And we want to wish you on this joyful day
May the deer from the fairy tale bring you happiness!
So that joy can be given by two faithful wings!
May love always be with you!
May there be more good things in fate!
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!
Congratulations toasts
The child is asked:
-Who do you love more, dad or mom?
“I won’t tell you,” the child answers and adds: “Otherwise dad will be offended!”
If they ask me: who do I love more in this family - the owner or the hostess? I won’t say it either, because not only the owner will be offended, but also my wife! But, since today is the mistress’s birthday, no one should be offended by our love for her! So, I propose to drink to the newborn!
Birthday toast
My dear friend N.! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
Happy birthday toast
I propose a toast to the fact that the hero of today's holiday will always be young and handsome, that he will be a bit of a spendthrift and a fool, that he will be both a playboy and a guy and, as always, generous and broad-minded.
Congratulations toasts
One ancient sage said: “Don’t be so dry that you crack and break, but don’t be so wet that you wipe the floors like a rag.”
Toasts and birthday greetings
For you to always feel like a king on the throne!
Birthday toast
You will live up to two hundred years, and we will be witnesses!
Birthday toast
There is such a ditty:
I ask you not to sing, your voice -
requiem There are such voices -
Hair will stand on end!
(adapted by O. Butaev)
In my opinion, our birthday girl has exactly the kind of voice that makes your hair stand on end! We wish you to reach sky-high heights! Be happy!
Toasts and congratulations
People are different. Is sad existing people, there are gray existing people. There are people who have some kind of charge in their souls, an explosive device of gaiety, energy and joy. Our “newborn” is exactly this type of person. He is cheerful, and everyone around him receives such a charge from him. So let's say hello to our hero.
Let's wish him good health, happiness, many years of life. We wish you to always carry the torch of a joyful attitude and always warm our hearts!
Many summers!
Birthday toasts
N. is a beautiful, noble and sublime name, and it naturally leaves an imprint on the person who bears it. The hero of today's celebration has an abyss of spiritual nobility and other virtues. He always tries to treat others the way he would like them to treat him. I propose to drink to our N., to his beautiful heart and wish him for long years life!
Happy birthday toast
I propose a toast to the six H's! For our beloved, unique, extraordinary, irresistible, incomparable, necessary N.! All the best to her in life! Happy birthday!
Birthday toasts are funny, unexpected and original and can always lift the spirits and stir up a bored group. Be positive and then you will be able to gather many well-wishers around you. Being able to congratulate with humor without hurting anyone’s feelings is akin to art. Check out our collection of toasts. Good advice will certainly help you develop your own style of behavior during the feast and come up with some original personal congratulations.
Cool toasts for a woman's birthday
What does a woman want to hear about on her birthday? About your own irresistibility. About how significant she is to others, desirable among men, beautiful and unattainable.
Let flattering speeches weave into an endless stream. Let's put modesty and restraint aside. The birthday girl should feel like the center of attention. When, if not on this significant day, can she feel like a queen?
Let your expressions be full of jokes and exaggerations, everything is in place, everything is on the table. Tomorrow the fanfare will subside, but today its roar should exalt the birthday girl.
Humor helps present any overblown wish in an acceptable form. And let the person being congratulated know that not everything is true, a dose of flattery on her birthday has never led anyone away from reality. Be generous. And put into your wishes as much as possible what the woman wants to hear.
- I raise this toast to your growth in life: so that your income increases, the money itself sticks, you have more friends and happier days in your life!
- Live in such a way that all envious people turn green, your friends admire you, your colleagues respect you, and your descendants are proud. Let greenery also be found in your wallet and allow you to live as you want, and not as you have to.
- I wish you to reach your goal faster than a cheetah overtakes its prey. Be calmer than a boa constrictor, slimmer than a doe and more fun than a monkey!
- Birthday people remind me of bribe takers on an especially large scale. So accept my wishes for great happiness, inexhaustible prosperity and great love!
- I want all your dreams to stop teasing you with unreality and show themselves in action! May you succeed in everything that brings pleasure and profit.
Short and funny congratulations for men
On a man’s birthday, they most often wish him prosperity, financial solvency, faithful friend and reliable friends. One can delve endlessly into discussions about the mission entrusted to the stronger half of humanity to care for and provide everything for their loved ones. And you can say all the most important things in a couple of phrases.
A birthday is not a reason for moralizing. Every man wants to be strong and independent. Is it worth encouraging him to do this one more time on his day?
Choose toasts for a woman's birthday that can penetrate her heart and touch her soul. On this significant day, she will want to hear special words and experience memorable emotions. No gifts can replace the gratitude, admiration and attention that is reflected in the speeches of loved ones. Even a drop of flattery will be very useful on a day when emotions are rushing out, and the soul demands fun and celebration.
Cool and funny toasts for a woman's birthday
Every lady, regardless of age, has a mischievous spirit in her who can appreciate a joke and an original appeal. Holy holiday– this is a reason to cheer up yourself and those around you. I would like to be a little less serious and a little more relaxed.
- It would be better to celebrate a birthday not once a year, but every day, so that during this long time you have time to list all the advantages of the birthday girl! So let's drink to at least two of her main virtues - for the fact that she exists, and for the fact that she is with us!
- So let's drink to the birthday girl, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered!!! Cool toasts On a birthday, they de-escalate the situation and foreshadow the continuation of the fun. They do not need to be loaded with deep meaning and moral teachings.
- Since I last saw the birthday girl, she has grown older whole year, but note that it hasn’t changed at all. For the secret of eternal youth that she possesses!
- Our birthday girl has one serious drawback - every year she becomes cuter and more attractive. But we will forgive her for this shortcoming. Let's wish her to continue to be as young and energetic! Best congratulations original phrases on abstract topics can become humorous. Funny toasts easily start the feast and set the tone for the holiday.
- I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our extraordinary, unique, incomparable, irresistible, necessary, beloved!
- Let those who didn’t get you cry, let the one who didn’t want you die!
Short congratulatory toasts
Dear ladies attach great importance to words. What can we say about the congratulations expressed to them. Capacious short toasts imprinted in memory for many years. Such phrases are passed from mouth to mouth.
- Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into the birthday girl’s life without an invitation!
- I would like to wish you that if there are bumps on your life’s path, then only those that will throw you up!
- Dear birthday girl! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
- Let your whole life be a holiday! Dream, smile and enjoy every moment!
Say a small, meaningful congratulation that expresses deep feelings and sympathy. Your words will definitely find a response and will be received with gratitude.
Original congratulations
Original toasts always emphasize the special relationship of the guest to the birthday girl. They express personal wishes and sincere interest.
- I want to raise a glass so that there are no bitter moments in your life, but only hours of wild happiness! My toast to your sweet moments
- Every coin has two sides, and I want to wish you next year in your life, learn to combine opposites. Fly on the wings of dreams and stand firmly on your feet, have a hundred friends and many more rubles, laugh in the face of adversity and cry with happiness, conquer the world and submit to love. Surprise loved one the easiest way, because who, if not you, knows about all his aspirations and experiences. Focus on what is more important and make a toast with strong hope for a brighter future.
- Shakespeare said that if every unjust word left a mark, we would all be dirty from head to toe. Let's drink to the radiant purity of our birthday girl!
- Peruvian Indians believe that God made all people from corn dough. Let's drink so that our birthday girl never becomes limp!
- The gingerbread man rolled away from his grandfather and grandmother, the Snow Maiden melted away in the spring, and her mother lost Thumbelina... Let's drink to the fact that our friend will always have everything tasty, beautiful and expensive nearby!
