It is not common practice in all companies to use medical anecdotes as a reason for making toasts. For some people, they cause the hair on their heads to move. But if you have no doubt about the strength of the nervous system of your relatives and friends, such toasts will be quite appropriate even during the New Year celebration. New Year's toast jokes:
A crying old woman asks the doctor:
-Tell me, doctor, will my husband live?
“Yes,” the doctor answers with a joyful look, “he’ll live for another hour.”
So let's drink to the wonderful people, whose name is optimists. They are the ones who save us from gray everyday life!
A man is sitting in a compartment and reading a book. The following exclamations are constantly heard from his lips:
-Wow, I would never have guessed! Can't be! I would never have thought of that in real life!
The neighbors get the impression that the man is reading an exciting detective story. One couldn’t stand it and asked:
– Let me ask you, what are you reading?
To the surprise of everyone present, the man answers:
– Spelling dictionary of the Russian language.
So let's drink to New Year only presented to us pleasant surprises.
One woman tells her friends:
– Every year my husband and I go to resorts. You have no idea how boring this activity is. Every day you need to put on a new swimsuit, choose evening dresses! I can’t take it anymore, I’m tired!
Let's fill our glasses so that the New Year will give us joys that we cannot get tired of and that we cannot forget!
Everyone is expecting good changes in the New Year, so there will be New Year’s toasts at the table, by the way: wishes:
Allow me now to make a toast that I inherited from my grandmother, a famous storyteller.
I wish for your home: if there is land for arable land, if there is good news, if there is a fruit tree, if there is strong rain, if there is a beautiful daughter, if there is a flower, then there is a fragrant one, if there is a son, then there is a mighty one, if there is a friend, then then a faithful one, if it’s a Happy New Year!
Let's drink, friends, so that all our cherished dreams and desires come true in the new year!
In the new year, peace and harmony must come to all families. On this occasion, you need to make a short, but still toast.
A little girl asks her dad:
-Daddy, did your mother ever hit you?
-No, daughter, only your mother beat me.
So in the new year, let moms and dads smile more often not only at their neighbors, but also at each other and their children.
There is such a good eastern proverb: “No matter how furious the wind is, it still will not lead us astray!”
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we will always achieve our goals, and no obstacles will stop us!
On New Year's Eve, you simply need to congratulate your loved ones. And the best way to do this is with short and funny toasts. New Year's toasts congratulations:
As the main member of our family,
We want to wish you a lot of good things:
Happiness, health, of course, love.
Mom's, ours and not frozen.
Today you are as sweet as the Snow Maiden.
Stay like this whole year!
Collect all your sorrows in a box,
The old year will take them with it!
Bunnies, snowflakes, you are our dears.
Let the blizzard show you the way to happiness,
Let your troubles turn into snow,
After all, there are no children nicer than ours!
Winter is coming, playing with snowstorms,
The frost is crackling and summer is far away,
And I congratulate you on the New Year,
May the New Year give you warmth!
The warmth of luck, the joy of the first meeting,
Warmth of love family warmth...
And let it ring in front new Year's Eve
Glasses of New Year's glass!
Nothing lifts the mood at the holiday table like New Year's toasts with humor:
After death, the “new Russian” went to the next world. He looks around and sees: a spacious reception room, upholstered in white leather, with white soft sofas, and a secretary with an angelic face. The door to the right with the inscription - "PARADISE", and the door to the left - "HELL".
Beautiful girl sits him down at the table next to him and gives him to fill out a questionnaire, which should describe in detail how he lived, what he did good and bad, etc.
After this, the divine secretary turns on the computer and invites the “new Russian” to look at the monitor, where his entire life path is displayed.
The “nouveau riche” looks at the line of the life he has lived and sees: when it was easy and joyful for him, someone walked next to him - two footprints are clearly visible, and when it was hard - the trace remained lonely.
He indignantly demands to connect him with God and shouts over the intercom:
“I want to ask you, Father, why did you leave me when it was hard for me?”
-You are mistaken, my son. When it was especially difficult for you, I did not abandon you, but carried you in my arms.
So let's raise our glasses so that in the coming year we will never be left with that Divine power that can carry us through any trouble!
In a few minutes, the clock on the wall of our office, where we have been meeting for many years now, will strike midnight, signaling the onset of the greatest holiday. Before that happens, I want to make a toast in honor of the head of our department, the person thanks to whom we have the opportunity to meet in holidays.
In ancient times, there lived a prince who was considered an expert and connoisseur of various arts. And then one day a famous musician came to him. The prince asked to entertain him with some charming, bewitching melody. The musician began to play.
“Blessed be the will of Allah, who created such hands!” exclaimed the prince. “They are able to extract divine sounds from this simple instrument.” For such a wonderful game, let me give you my silver cigarette case.
The musician thanked the prince from the bottom of his heart and began to play with redoubled diligence.
“I won’t spare you a horse for such a game!” the prince said admiringly.
The musician was delighted, thanked the prince again and began to devote himself to the game even more.
“I give you three cows!” the art connoisseur became completely generous.
And the overjoyed musician laid down his instrument and went home, inspired by praise.
The next morning he decided to go for the promised gifts.
“What kind of cigarette case are you, what kind of horse, what kind of cows?!” cried the powerful admirer of fine arts. “Yesterday you delighted my ears with a good game, and I am yours with my promises.” What's left of your game is what's left of my gifts for you!
So let's raise our glasses so that our bosses in the new year do not delight our ears with promises, but try to fulfill them!
New Year's toasts always sound interesting, quotes in which words are quoted famous people: writers, philosophers, etc. But not all of them should be fully agreed with.
For example, Makmim Gorky said: “The consequences of love are always the same - new person!” The writer did not mean a child, but the rebirth of a loving person due to his change for the better. But we know that the first - the birth of a child - is much more likely than the second - mental rebirth.
So let's drink so that in the New Year the consequences of love correspond to its strength!
A city boy came to the village for the first time and saw a live cow in all its glory. The animal chewed its constant cud. Shocked by such an unusual sight, the child said:
-Where does she get so much money for chewing gum?
So let's drink to the fact that in the New Year there will be enough money not only for chewing gum, but also for many other pleasures!
The lover had the keys to his lady's apartment. One day he wanted to surprise her, and he came without an invitation. She joyfully opens the door to the bathroom, and there her husband is washing himself and suddenly shouts:
-Why do you burst into my bathroom without knocking?
The embarrassed lover muttered sadly:
-Sorry, I thought your wife was here.
So let's raise our glasses so that the New Year upsets us less with mistakes and mistakes, and pleases us with luck and accurately hitting the target.
But those who make toasts cannot ignore the dear owner of the house, without whom it would be impossible to celebrate the New Year together. For the host with a sense of humor, we suggest raising your glasses and making a toast. New Year's toast to the owner:
There is such a joke. Two men meet. One has a huge, fluffy, wide beard. He walks sad, lost in life. The second man asks:
- Buddy, why are you so gloomy?
-Yes, everyone compares me to Karl Marx. I'm tired of answering for him.
-Have you tried to shave your beard?
– I tried, but what to do with the mind!
So let's drink to the fact that in the coming year we will find a worthy use for our mental abilities, and we can leave the beard alone if the wife is not angry.
A toast to the glory of the owner can be accompanied by an anecdote, the main thing is that the toast is funny, interesting and on topic.
Late, late night. There's a knock on the window. A man leans out and hears a hoarse voice:
-Do you need firewood?
-No, they are not needed. What firewood at three o'clock in the morning?
The next morning, the man was surprised to find that his yard was noticeably empty: the firewood had disappeared.
May our economy only grow richer, expand and become larger in the New Year!
New Year is a holiday of fun and new hopes. Humorous New Year's toasts are simply necessary at the table on this day (night):
Two friends meet. One decided to make a terrible confession and said:
- Friend, I’m sorry, I slept with your wife yesterday.
- Don’t be upset, I sleep with her every day.
So let's drink so that in the new year we will always be in an optimistic mood!
There is a proverb: “Everyone can do the possible, only the brave can do the impossible.”
May we conquer any, even the most inaccessible peaks in the new year!
Since we mentioned proverbs, let's say a few words about Russians folk tales, whose fund is for last years noticeably enriched with new “masterpieces”.
Once upon a time there lived Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. And they decided to somehow formalize their relationship and went to the nearest registry office. They come, take an application form and write to be registered as husband and wife.
The head of the registry office indignantly says to Santa Claus: “We've lost all shame! They had their eye on such a young girl. How will you look your children in the eyes!?”
Father Frost became thoughtful, grieved a little and took custody of the Snow Maiden. And she, you understand, is a beautiful and mature girl, she wants to get married.
Santa Claus announced throughout the country that whoever could replace him on New Year's Eve would become his favorite son-in-law.
And for several centuries now, good fellows have been putting on beards and red hats and honestly working their assigned hours, delivering gifts to children, running around Christmas trees and singing songs about the Christmas tree.
I also decided to follow their example first. But I saw a light in your window, remembered how every year we all got together for a glass, and decided to wrap it up. And he stayed. So let's drink so that in the coming year no Snow Maidens will distract real men from such a serious matter as a friendly feast!
On a festive night, original New Year's toasts will not hurt at the table. It is known that we owe the opportunity to celebrate the New Year on the night from the thirty-first of December to the first of January to one of the greatest kings of all times and peoples, Peter the Great. For this alone he could be called Great, but he did not stop there and introduced more and more new customs into the everyday life of Russians.
Plus, he was a jack of all trades. One day, the king, turning a human figurine on a lathe and being in a good mood because the work was going very well, asked his mechanic:
-What is my point?
“Okay,” he answered.
- That’s it, Andrey! I sharpen bones pretty well with a chisel, but I can’t sharpen stubborn people with a club.
So let's drink to the fact that in the New Year we will have the strength to resist other people's “grinding”!
Dear guests, do not forget that Santa Claus walks around the world not alone, but in the company of his friends - forest animals. Who said that there cannot be a hippopotamus and a bear among them, even if they do not quite fit into the retinue of the lord of snow and frost? One day such a funny story happened to them.
One day a bear walks around a resting hippopotamus and says in deep thought:
-Yes, I could scoop up honey with such a mouth!!!
So let's drink to drink the honey of love in unlimited quantities throughout the New Year!!!
To make the table not only solemn, but also fun, use original toasts for the New Year:
One day a son asks his mother:
-Mom, is there dirt on the street?
-No, everything is already dry.
Having listened carefully to the answer, the son begins to carefully pull on his rubber boots. The mother repeats that the street is dry and there is no dirt at all. The boy answers with a serious look:
-Don't worry, mom, I'll find it.
So let's drink to the hope that in the New Year all our searches end in success and that there is always a way out of a difficult situation.
Once Korney Chukovsky heard and recorded a very funny phrase of a little girl who, imitating her mother, was heavily scented with perfume and decided to boast about this dignity, uttering the words:
-How smelly I am, how smelly I am.
So let’s drink to adults who stop engaging in self-criticism and learn to recognize their obvious merits, without forgetting to eliminate their shortcomings.
Alexander Blok has wonderful lines:
There are moments when it doesn't bother you
A thunderstorm that is fatal to our lives.
Someone will put their hands on your shoulders,
Someone will look into your eyes clearly.
It seems that the New Year is one of those holidays when there is a desire to become closer and dearer to even a stranger passerby, not to mention your loved ones.
May everyone around you have a good time this New Year, and may old adversities be forgotten, like snow melting in the spring or thunder that has died down, which no one is afraid of anymore.
Congratulatory New Year's toasts will help to cheer you up, wish you happiness and simply congratulate everyone present:
The past year will quietly say:
"Goodbye, kids."
The attacker will wave
A handkerchief for you at the yard.
You should definitely meet
Tread his youth;
Meet and forget without a trace
The troubles of the old year.
Everyone gathered at the festive table will be very pleased if the person giving the toast expresses their sincere wishes to everyone present, and, moreover, in poetic form.
I wish you money and health,
I wish you vigor and strength,
Happy New Year
You only have joy
And brought happiness to your home.
And now - botanical toast.
The famous writer Goncharov wrote: “Life is not a garden in which only flowers grow.” And indeed it is. But even if only flowers grew in it, you need to take into account that among these beautiful children of nature there are very prickly specimens, for example, such as cacti. You can, of course, fight this scourge by joining forces and trimming their thorns, but this is not a very effective way.
So may we have enough strength and luck so that our life in the coming year will turn into a beautiful, wondrous garden, populated by exotic fragrant plants of indescribable beauty.
The person making toasts must remember their appropriateness in a given company and at a given time. Not all leaders may like the following toast, but ordinary people will simply be delighted with it. And cool New Year's toasts only lift your spirits.
Directors of various enterprises and firms meet at the exhibition of meat and sausage products. At the ceremonial meeting, the enterprise that took first place in the competition among other organizations involved in the production of sausages is announced. Its director thanks everyone present for their trust and attention to his products.
In the hall, an envious competitor catches up with him and starts asking him for the recipe for his signature sausage. The winner, to celebrate, begins to share his secrets and, among other ingredients, used a word that literally defeated his opponent. He exclaimed in great surprise:
-So you put meat there too?!
So let's drink to the fact that only pleasant discoveries await us in the new year!
A father asks his growing son before his eighteenth birthday:
-Son, what should I give you as a birthday present?
– I don’t know, dad, I’ll think about it.
-Think, think, next year you’ll tell me.
For decisions that are not only correct, but also quick.
During any holidays, those present raise their glasses to the health of all their family and friends. New Year is no exception in this regard. Therefore, you should stock up on several dozen jokes on this topic. Those gathered will be pleased if your toast is not just a formality. Fill it with your imagination, humor and love for everyone who came, especially since many of us prefer to celebrate the New Year in close, family circle. Use comic New Year's toasts at the table:
One day, a famous and highly respected doctor felt death approaching. He called his loved ones and said:
–Before I die, I would like to name the names of the doctors who will replace me and adequately represent my school.
All those gathered began to persuade him to quickly fulfill his promise, because they hoped that the famous doctor would name their names.
But the miracle did not happen. Those at the patient's bedside were amazed when they heard who these promising doctors were. The dying man said:
-You know these three doctors very well. These are sports, diet and water procedures.
The moral of this fable is this: we need to drink so that in the coming year we will have to turn to even the best, most brilliant doctors as little as possible.
One day a very seriously ill patient was admitted to emergency surgery. After examining him, the doctor asks his colleagues:
-Well? Will we treat him or let him live?
So let's raise our glasses so that in the New Year we will meet only good people, especially doctors.
Raise the mood in a company gathered together in New Year's Eve comic New Year's toasts will help:
One day, a new Russian set off on a long journey, but in a drunken state. With grief in half, he climbed onto the plane. But even here the withering thirst did not leave the traveler, so he continued to drink uncontrollably. Before reaching America, he turned the plane back home: he ran out of vodka on the way. The kind flight attendant finally had mercy and treated the poor fellow to a couple of bottles of vodka. Returning to his family, the traveler took a long time to come to his senses, and then uttered a phrase that shocked even the local plumber:
-Yes, well, they drink in this America!
So let's drink to overtake the damned bourgeoisie and provide worthy resistance to our opponents in the New Year!
Balzac said: “If you don’t believe in yourself, you cannot be a genius.”
So let's drink to the fact that the New Year will bring us confidence and firmness in our feet, and then we are not far from genius!
Nature is a great master of presenting us with her little feminine surprises. I think she was satisfied, spoiling our high spirits and turning the northern snows into gray, unaesthetic puddles.
So let's drink to cinematic art, which will delight us throughout New Year's Eve and the upcoming New Year with films worthy of our eyes!
If a friendly and cheerful company has gathered at the table, some cool New Year's toasts at the table will not hurt:
One day there was a huge commotion in the forest. The monkey quickly descended from the palm tree and ran along with the stunned crowd. She runs past an imposingly lounging fox with a gorgeous fluffy tail and shouts: “Fox, let’s run faster, we brought winter fur coats to the forest store, but there won’t be enough for everyone.” The sly fox replies: “Whoever is destined to sparkle with his bare bottom all his life should not wear fur coats.”
So let's drink to the fact that in the New Year we will be destined to fulfill all our cherished desires!
New Year, even for adults, is always associated with something magical, bright, and interesting. For children, the main New Year's miracle is meeting the real Santa Claus. So adults come up with fairy tales for their kids about the snow grandfather and his beloved granddaughter. In a New Year's toast, you can also come up with or remember a forgotten children's fairy tale about the kind Grandfather Frost.
One day, Grandfather Frosts came out of their snowy Lapland and went to their beloved children to give them gifts. The day before, they received letters from the kids, which described the most interesting and funny toys, which you can think of: a flying turtle with a wind-up key, and floating dinosaurs the size of a hundred-story building, and even brothers and sisters that their harmful parents never brought to them.
One Santa Claus walked and walked and suddenly a terrible thing happened: he slipped and... fell with a loud noise. Santa Claus was very well-fed and therefore was not able to get up very quickly. And while he was rising, the clock had already struck 12 strokes, which meant that it was necessary to set off on the way back.
So let's drink to the fact that in the New Year, Santa Claus will definitely bring his gifts to all boys and girls!
Cool toasts for the New Year will help lift the mood in a group gathered around the table:
A woman comes to see a doctor and complains about her husband:
-Doctor, my husband is seriously ill. I can talk to him for hours, and then it turns out that he hasn’t heard a single word.
-Oh, this is not a disease, this is a gift from God.
So let’s drink to the fact that in the new year we will all receive Divine gifts and hear the indignant voice of our boss or wife less often!
Mom gives her little son a chocolate bar and says:
-Mommy, how is this brotherly?
-This means break off a small piece for yourself, and give the rest to him.
The boy comes up to his brother, gives him all the chocolate and says:
Toasts can even be patriotic. They can be said immediately after the President’s New Year’s address to the country.
There is a proverb: “The foreign land is viburnum, the homeland is raspberries.”
So let's drink to the fact that next year, which is about to come, only sweet berries will grow in our gardens, which, by the way, are not a shame to treat to our neighbors.
In conclusion, we suggest singing a congratulatory, feasting, New Year’s song. The music is free, the words are folk. So, pour it into glasses and sing the song together! New Year's song toast:
Happy New Year! May you have good luck
This year will give us
Complex problems will be solved
And it will bring success.
So that the soul does not know worries,
And at midnight to the hour
There was moisture from the glass
Nami drinks for us!
For love, for happiness to live
And cherish each other!
We wish you a Happy New Year
Fun, loud as ice!
Smiles as bright as amber,
Health, like frost in January.
May this year be a lucky star
Will enter our family comfort,
Hastily with the old year
Let all the troubles go away!
Happy New 201... Year!
There is also such a sign among the people: if you drop a spoon on the floor, a woman comes, if you use a fork, an angry and old woman, if the knife is a man. Apparently, the mistress of this house, before setting this wonderful table, amazing in its abundance, threw only teaspoons and silver knives on the floor, since only young and charming women with worthy companions are sitting around me.
However, I suggest everyone put their cutlery aside and eat with their hands so as not to accidentally drop a knife or fork on the floor. Otherwise, we will be deprived of the opportunity to enjoy each other’s company.
Let's meet as often as possible in the new year in the same composition!
Two Santa Clauses wanted at all costs to get to the grandiose party that the president himself was throwing in the Kremlin. They had no tickets, no connections, and they decided to climb the Kremlin wall along the tree, and then jump over it and run to the banquet hall.
We walked around this very wall several times. As luck would have it, all the trees on their way were completely without knots. What to do? All that was left was to resort to magic.
The first Santa Claus hit the ground with his staff, threw his hat into a snowdrift, sprinkled snow on his gray head and shouted:
-Oh, blizzards, oh, rebellious blizzards, help me get to new year party! Let this tree grow as many branches as my Snow Maiden cheated on me.
Only two branches grew. Santa Claus climbed a tree, but fell from it and ended up in the surgical department with a fracture.
The second Santa Claus slammed his staff on the ground so that the cones fell down, threw his hat into a snowdrift, sprinkled snow on his gray head and shouted with all his might:
-Oh, frosty, oh, icy, icy, help me get to this party. Make sure that this pine tree grows as many twigs as my Snow Maiden had lovers.
And so many branches grew on the tree that Santa Claus climbed over the Kremlin wall without much difficulty and celebrated the New Year at the president’s party.
You, of course, think that I will make this toast in honor of women who pave the way for their husbands to heaven. You are wrong, however. I want to drink to the hope that in the new year any doors will open for us without much difficulty, be it a garage door or the doors to the presidential chambers. For unlimited possibilities!
For a good celebration New Year's holiday in the circle of friends are simply necessary best toast for New Year:
A fortune teller predicted to one “new Russian” that his young and beautiful wife will definitely give birth to a son. And he will be as beautiful as the new moon, white as the first snow, healthy as a bull. Only now he will be born not from him, but from some stranger.
The “new Russian” became thoughtful and sad. As a result, he decided to take his wife to the North, to his mother. And he punished the latter not to let the beauty go anywhere and to constantly look after her.
- What are you talking about, son! Where will she go in this snow?
However, snow snowed, and nine months later the young woman gave birth. And her son was as handsome as a new moon, white as the first snowball, and healthy as a bull.
So let's drink to the eternally young Santa Claus, who gives gifts not only to little children!
The next toast should be made by a man, because it is dedicated to all the wives who know how to cook deliciously and constantly strive for excellence in the field of culinary art.
An indignant restaurant visitor begins to shout at the waiter:
-Why is there a cockroach swimming in my soup?
The waiter was a very resourceful fellow, and therefore answered like this:
-Sorry, it seems to me that you are mistaken, cockroaches cannot swim, and besides, he is already dead.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year our tables will be bursting with an abundance of delicious dishes, and at the same time our wives will remain slim and beautiful!
On New Year's Eve, it would not hurt for the person making the toast to wish all the assembled guests excellent, good health. On this occasion, you can make the following toast.
A patient comes to a traumatologist and complains:
-Doctor, something strange happened to my left hand - it doesn’t want to work at all.
The doctor answers:
-There is nothing strange about this. It’s just that age... you know, makes itself felt.
-I understand that it’s age, but it’s mine right hand- the same age as the left one, but she feels great!
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year all parts of our body feel great and do not require major repairs!
Wisdom can be anything but boring if you add some humor to it. Wise New Year's toasts:
From folk wisdom: “Whoever is in action is responsible.”
We can’t help but drink to the fact that in the new year we will have to answer for all our affairs as little as possible.
Folk wisdom says: “Whoever is good at what, that’s what he does.”
So let's drink to everyone in this life doing only their own business.
As you know, you can have fun on New Year's Eve in different ways. For example, go with your children to sculpt a snow woman. And when you return home, say this: funny toast.
One day the children were making a snowman. Were soaked to the skin. A compassionate grandmother asks:
-Are you probably already frozen?
“We’re not frozen, but Masha is probably already shaking, because we rolled her into a snowman.”
Let's fill our glasses so that in the new year there will be more events that warm our souls!
Popular wisdom says: “They live in joy without gold.”
Let's drink to the joy of the gold of human relationships in the new year, so that everyone lives in peace, love and harmony.
A popular proverb says: “The heart is happy and the face blooms.”
So let's drink to make our faces bloom with happiness all next year!
If you think that when celebrating the New Year you cannot philosophize, then you are sorely mistaken. How you meet the year is how you will spend it, therefore, the more wise thoughts you have in your head on New Year’s Eve, the more wisely you will manage the coming 365 days. Use wise toasts for New Year:
The wise Seneca once said: “Life is long if it is full.”
So let’s drink so that the cup of life will be forever filled with brilliant deeds, worthy deeds, wise speeches, love in the home, respect of people!
If you want to maintain a philosophical mood, remember the words of another wise man and make a toast like this.
Swift once remarked: “As a matter of fact, very few people live for today. Most are preparing to live later.”
So let’s drink so that each of those present in this house will feel all the delights of a life lived to the fullest, leaving nothing for the coming day!
The topic raised can be developed by making the following toast, which will deepen the guests’ understanding of the grandeur of the event taking place before their eyes, namely the coming of the New Year.
Rückert said: “You don’t live twice, and there are many who don’t know how to live once.”
So let’s drink to ensure that the life of every person is safe and sound, like Koshchei the Immortal.
New Year's poetic toasts will beautifully help you wish your loved ones all the best:
Let kind Grandfather Freezing
Will give you a whole cartload of happiness.
Let's ask him about his health.
In all matters - success,
There is love in the houses,
There is warmth in our hearts,
There is light in the soul.
So be it!
So let’s raise our glasses so that in the new year we will often remember the magic of this night, which brought us joy, happy smiles and unforgettable meetings!
I want to raise my glass to congratulate you, my dears, on the upcoming New Year. I wish you to live your life beautifully in the new year, without strife and adversity. I want to raise my glass higher to a happy new year!
Let the snow powder
Blizzard sweeps
And the best of you all
Let him wait in life.
Let happiness not get lost
And it won’t pass by,
May all your wishes come true
It's New Year's Eve.
May everything said at the festive table come true!
In the New Year we believe:
Happiness will be in him.
Mark it, blizzard,
We wish you happiness in our home.
Let our houses be covered with snowdrifts of happiness!
May the New Year, which is just beyond the threshold,
Will enter our house like old friend!
Let them forget the way to you
Misfortune, quarrels and illness!
Let them come into our cozy home
And luck and success!
May he become the best
The most joyful for everyone!
Let the evil blizzard subside,
It will take trouble with it.
So that we live without getting bored
In the coming year!
In a cheerful company gathered to celebrate the New Year, New Year's toasts will not hurt:
Even philosophers in Ancient Greece said that a person should strive for harmony in everything. And really, look around. Everything in nature is filled with harmony. Look at these beautiful roses on our table. They delight the eye with their luxurious appearance and smell. Look at our ladies. No roses can compare with their beauty.
May every day in the coming year be filled with the harmony and bliss that contemplation of beauty gives us.
One person asks another:
-Do you believe in heredity?
– Of course, I believe it, because thanks to her I have my own bank and harem.
So let's drink to good heredity, which will finally manifest itself in the new year!
Popular wisdom says: “A hen pecks a grain and is full.”
Let Santa Claus fulfill the cherished dream of all women, and endless diets will finally be crowned with success!
People say: “Your mouth is full of trouble, but there is nothing to eat.”
So let's drink to the New Year being generous not only with drinks, but also with snacks.
On this extraordinary night, I would like to wish everyone the best and read New Year’s toasts in verse:
In the bitter frost
The New Year is coming like the sun.
It sparkles and shines
He orders you to greet him joyfully.
Let's let a tomboy into our house
And we see the old man off.
There is no need to make long toasts on New Year's Eve: not everyone is good at it and not everyone likes it. Toasts can be short, the main thing is that they are pronounced from the heart. For example, like these.
New Year is better than the old two! So let's drink to everything new and unknown!
Let's drink to the New Year being no worse than the Old Two!
Here's to the New Year - still so mysterious, but already bright and joyful!
Come the new year, go away the old year!
Last year's fun
Let's remember and repeat again!
So let’s drink to the fact that in the new year everything will remain only bright and joyful: what the old year spoiled us with!
We are spending the old year -
The time has come for retirement.
Let misfortune take you with you,
Leave us beauty
Joy, song and dream.
If something terrible happened and women’s solidarity is not violated by the presence of a single man, and you are forced to celebrate the New Year in such an environment, do not be upset: help will come a sense of humor and, of course, toast. For example, New Year's toasts to beauty.
Someone smart said: “Beauty is only good when it doesn’t notice itself.”
We can’t help but toast to the fact that in the coming year those around us will finally begin to notice our beauty!
A toast can be quite immodest, for example, like this.
Friends, let's not forget Clever words no less intelligent person, which sound like this: “A fluffy hat does not always cover a head worthy of respect.”
So let's drink to the fact that in the New Year only people worthy of respect will have a good life - that is, us!
Herder said: “What is beautiful does not need additional adornment - what makes it most beautiful is the absence of adornment.”
For us - beautiful - even in New Year's masks!
A girl asks her friend:
-Which night do you think is better - in the arms of a man or New Year's?
“Of course, New Year’s,” came the indignant answer.
-But this cannot be. Explain why?
-Because it happens more often, as much as once a year.
So let's drink to the fact that there will be nights like this every day!
In a cheerful company gathered to celebrate the New Year, there will be New Year's toasts at the table:
Once upon a time, two Santa Clauses argued which of them could stand under the sun more. One Santa Claus says:
– Without exaggeration, I can stand in the sun for two whole hours.
And the other says:
-And I can stand in the sun all day. And also, and also... I really like to lie.
So let’s drink to the hope that all our dreams will come true in the new year and that we won’t have to lie for it.
On a dark night, two rather tipsy men meet. One of them was a little more sober and resourceful - he decided not to waste time and earn some money. Here he says:
“Man, give me a thousand rubles, you’ll help a good person.”
-It’s you, hanurik, I should help!
-I’ll help myself! Just think about yourself – you seem to be a good guy too!
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we will meet only worthy people like you and me.
Popular wisdom says: “What’s on the mind is on the tongue.”
So, on New Year’s Eve and throughout the next year, may our thoughts deserve to be listened to by large and cheerful companies, such as today’s!
And now we propose again a toast to the glory of the hostess, who found the courage to gather such a large company and offer her such an exquisite treat.
It is not without reason that people are famous for one very accurate proverb, which goes like this: “Where there are pancakes, there we are.” Today's night pleases us not only with its New Year's magic. The imagination and ingenuity of the hostess, who treats us to such varied and delicious dishes, is amazing.
So let’s drink to make the whole coming year seem like honey to such a beautiful hostess! Let the small fly in the ointment that occurs in every person’s life only emphasize the scale of happiness that has befallen it! And to be happy, a woman, as we know, needs very little, and the most important thing is harmony and love in the home, healthy children and a decent salary for her husband.
The daughter plays the violin in her room. Her father comes in and asks:
-When will you play at the conservatory?
-Dad, you flatter me. Am I really that good at playing?
-Yes, but I dream that you would play somewhere else!
For the fulfillment of the most cherished!
Everyone is expecting good changes in the New Year, so there will be New Year’s toasts at the table, by the way: wishes:
Allow me now to make a toast that I inherited from my grandmother, a famous storyteller.
I wish for your home: if there is land for arable land, if there is good news, if there is a fruit tree, if there is strong rain, if there is a beautiful daughter, if there is a flower, then there is a fragrant one, if there is a son, then there is a mighty one, if there is a friend, then then a faithful one, if it’s a Happy New Year!
Let's drink, friends, so that all our cherished dreams and desires come true in the new year!
In the new year, peace and harmony must come to all families. On this occasion, you need to make a short, but still toast.
A little girl asks her dad:
-Daddy, did your mother ever hit you?
-No, daughter, only your mother beat me.
So in the new year, let moms and dads smile more often not only at their neighbors, but also at each other and their children.
There is such a good eastern proverb: “No matter how furious the wind is, it still will not lead us astray!”
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we will always achieve our goals, and no obstacles will stop us!
On the eve of the celebration of the Year of the White Rat, traditional events will take place in the workplace, so you should prepare toasts in advance for the corporate party on New Year's Eve in order to adequately congratulate your colleagues. Acceptable in most cases comic form, but humor may differ depending on the type of activity. For example, not every team will welcome jokes about “rat behavior” and similar common expressions and hints. For this reason, it is important to choose the right toast so as not to end up in an awkward position.
When writing or selecting such small congratulatory texts for a corporate party, it is recommended to adhere to simple rules:
- the toast should not be offensive to one, group (department) or all employees;
- You shouldn’t mention topical issues in your New Year’s greetings;
- It is better to check humorous texts by telling several colleagues and make sure they are 100% successful;
- if in doubt, it is better to choose traditional ones and wishes (a lot also depends on the presentation);
- It’s better to have two or three backup options in case the chosen toast fails or, conversely, succeeds and the team wishes to give you the floor one more time.
New Year's Eve is a solemn and fun event. It can be ruined if you make vulgar or trivial toasts in a state of extreme intoxication. You also need to know the rules of etiquette:
I don't drink alcohol! Non-drinkers should not refuse to make a toast. Etiquette allows you to make a speech with a raised glass of water. If you are with friends or family, you can use soda or juice.
New Year's toasts in the year of the White Rat 2020
I wish everyone a Happy New Year
Behave boldly like a pig:
Take women into circulation right away,
Without further ado and straight to the point!
Squeal and grunt wildly, wildly,
Celebrate this New Year with fun,
Celebrate the holiday dashingly, dashingly,
And so as not to suffer from a hangover...
I will always say a good toast,
Pour your glass fuller.
For drinking everything to the dregs,
We didn't turn into pigs!
Walking carefree is good
Feel free to drink champagne!
Lying around drunk is not funny
To get drunk in moderation!
Let's raise a glass to progress,
Unity of mind and soul,
And so that in the world forever
Eradicate all rats!
May there be a trough full of happiness!
Good luck to everyone without measure!
Let the ladies be open to everyone!
The gentlemen will be active!
Let the pig squeal with delight
You will make noises of love!
Don't behave like a beast
Everywhere, always so that we can!
Large increases without haggling
Let the employer add,
Morality won't last long
And let the working day be shortened!
For the unity of the sexes! -
I openly say a toast to everyone,
Let the door of love be open
Here's to all the mice and rats!
I wish everyone a Happy New Year
Drink the most noble drinks,
And let the whole year pass
In valiant, pleasant parties!
When Santa Claus made the Snowman, he had some snow left and he asked what else he needed. The snowman could not answer the question, the wise creator gave him a snowball and invited him to mold what he saw fit. I raise this glass so that each of us has the opportunity to build our own lives.
Everything in life has its own color and the more colors, the brighter and happier the picture of life. The monochrome version with white and black stripes is, of course, a classic, but in this case it has gone out of fashion forever. Let's drink to the rainbow colors of our lives and bright events!
Cheerful, carefree and dreaming children grew into serious and boring adults. I wish that each of us always remembers this child and sometimes trusts him with the reins of our lives. It may not happen often, but these moments will be the most memorable.
One day a sage was asked if he really believed in the power of the horseshoe hanging above his door. To which he replied that a horseshoe brings happiness regardless of whether he believes in it or not. Let's drink to good luck! May she accompany us through life, even when we have lost faith in her.
The proposed New Year's toasts for 2020 are mostly suitable for corporate parties, family holiday and friendly get-togethers.
Beautiful phrases for corporate events in prose
Colleagues, on the eve of the New Year I would like to wish you fabulous salaries, magical working conditions and bosses who will always be in a wonderful mood! Let your experience and knowledge become more valuable than any wealth. But if someone decides to buy them, bargain until the last minute!
In the New Year with new strength, with new ideas, with new goals. But I would like to take at least something from last year, so I suggest taking with you: experience, company traditions, a friendly and responsible team, as well as a charge of positivity and vigor with which we are now seeing off the old year.
They say that with whom you celebrate the New Year, you will spend it. Believe me, dear colleagues, there is nothing better than spending the next year in our friendly team. After all, as another sage said, whoever works is how he rests! Let's drink to our wonderful New Year's cooperative and our colleagues' no less wonderful ability to do great work!
The Year of the Dog says goodbye to the world amid a volley of fireworks, which means the time has come for the arrival of another symbol - the White Rat. May happiness, success and prosperity come to all my colleagues during this period. I really want to believe that 2020 will be the beginning of career achievements and unexpected financial achievements for all of us. Let the bosses appreciate us, and let our salaries increase. Happy holidays!
There lived a man who did not work anywhere. And everyone around him worked, earned money, bought cars and apartments. And he also wanted a car and an apartment. And then this man came to us and got a job. I worked for a while and bought a car, then an apartment. And he began to live the way all our workers live.
Funny New Year's Toasts 2020 Year of the Rats
First toast: “Goodbye! We won’t see you sober today!”
Let's drink to Father Frost and the Snow Maiden: for as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, don't age, and there is always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!
Let's drink to the only day of the year when you can sit on the Christmas tree. and not to visit the forest! Here's to the New Year!
They ask one electrician if his profession is interesting? “My profession is, of course, interesting, but dangerous. If you connect the wrong wires, for example, you’ll get fucked!” So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life will not enter into intimate relationships with us!
New Year is not a luxury, but a means of transportation through time!
I congratulate you on this chic, fast-paced, beautiful, powerful holiday and I wish that after the New Year’s table we will not be denied our main means of transportation - our legs! So let's drink to the perpetual motion machine!
The girl gently asks the guy:
- Do you love me?
“Of course,” he answers just as tenderly.
-Will you marry me? – the girl continues.
– What is your way of suddenly changing the topic of conversation?! – the guy was indignant. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year our loved ones will be deprived of this vice!
New Year is coming soon. A young woman was driving in heavy snow. Then she remembered how her father advised her: “If you get into a snowfall and see a snowplow, go get it.” Just when she thought so, a snowplow appeared. The young lady settled in behind him and drove off slowly. An hour later, the driver got out of the snowplow cab, approached her car and asked the lady:
- Why are you following me?
“My father advised me to hide behind a snowplow during a snowstorm and follow it,” she answered.
- Ah, that's the thing! “Okay, we’ve already cleaned this parking lot, let’s go to another,” the driver agreed.
Let's drink to the fact that in the new year we will have a reliable shelter from storms, and not just snow ones!
A mother enters her son’s room and sees: the lights are off, a geography textbook is hanging on the wall, a burning lamp is on the table, and her son is on his knees praying:
- Lord, make sure that the Volga flows into the Black Sea, as I wrote in my geography test!
So let's drink to God having mercy on us all in the new year!
In a math lesson:
– Sidorov, name a two-digit number.
- Thirty one.
- Why not thirteen? Sit down. Two. Petrov, give me a two-digit number.
- Forty five.
- Why not fifty-four? Sit down. Two. Rabinovich, name a two-digit number.
- Twenty two.
- Why not. There you go again with your Jewish jokes! Sit down. Three.
Let's drink to a fun new year!
New toasts for the New Year 2020 of the Metal Rat
On New Year's Day, you can wish for anything at the table. For example, different New Year's toasts: On New Year's Eve, we all look forward to the weather pampering us with snow and pleasant, not too severe frost. After all, not everyone can sit through the entire New Year's Eve at the festive table. High spirits, cheerful company... What could be better for a walk on this most magical night of the year?
Therefore, let’s raise our glasses to the joy of all the surprises of nature in the new year: hot sun, cool day, summer downpour, thunderstorms, and drifts of fluffy snow.
A little white bear cub asks his mother:
-Mom, did we have brown bears in our family?
-No, son, we are purebred polar bears.
-Or maybe they were Himalayan?
-No, there were no Himalayan ones either.
-Damn, why am I so cold?
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we will be more frost-resistant and not afraid of either natural disasters or human shortcomings that can cause us harm.
It is possible that guests will like it if the next toast is a logical continuation of the previous one. This way you can more fully express your thoughts and wish your friends exactly what they and you want.
People say: “One bee can’t make much honey.”
May our friendship remain as strong, unbreakable and sometimes mutually beneficial in the new year, but the latter, of course, is a little joke.
On New Year's Eve, toasts are made to the health and happiness of not only the adult half of humanity. Let's not forget about the kids and their well-being next year, so it wouldn't hurt to include a children's toast-anecdote. Funny New Year's toasts only lift your spirits.
Mom told her little son that there is a kind Grandfather Frost in the world - a real one, with a red nose and beard. He brings gifts to good children. This miracle happens only once a year - on New Year's Eve. The kid decided to write a letter to Santa Claus and ask him for what he needs most:
-Dear Grandfather Frost! You are big and you can do anything. Can you send me a new hat, mittens and fur coat for the New Year? Mom says that you are very kind and give gifts to good children.
The boy carefully sealed his letter in an envelope, and the curious postmen guessed that the letter from a small child could only be addressed to Santa Claus. They had difficulty deciphering the child's handwriting, but still decided to buy the boy what he dreamed of, but there was not enough money for mittens.
Just before the New Year, the baby received a parcel containing a brand new fur coat and hat. The boy writes a response letter in which he thanks Grandfather Frost:
-Santa Claus! Thank you for the gifts, I was very happy when I saw the fur coat and hat. But the mittens were probably taken out by the postmen at the post office.
So let's drink to the lucky guesses and assumptions that will illuminate our lives next year!
They will help to lift the mood in a company gathered to drink for the New Year. funny toasts for New Year:
One day, by some miracle, a young penguin wandered into the desert. He walks and is surprised, looking around. He looks and looks and doesn’t believe his eyes. He meets a camel. Penguin stops him and asks in amazement:
-Listen, Camel, is there a lot of ice here in the desert?
-No, are you crazy?
-Why did they pour so much sand?
For the correct explanation of all questions and problems! Let's pour!
One day two surgeons are talking:
-Well, how did you perform the operation, is everyone alive and well?
Another surgeon looks in bewilderment and answers:
-So they asked the pathologist to replace me...
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we will definitely hit the target and make as few mistakes as possible.
May we have no shortage of spiritual food or ordinary lunch in the new year!
Short funny toasts
First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!
So let's drink to the fact that the coming year will be better than the previous one, but much worse than the next!
How you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it!!! So why are we sitting and not drinking?
Let's drink to Father Frost and the Snow Maiden: for as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, don't grow old, and there is always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!
At this table all the women are beautiful, like Snow Maidens. But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed with love for us men in the New Year. To the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!
We always celebrate New Year with champagne! So let us drink so that the life of each of us will be like a glass of this sparkling drink - exciting, rich and overflowing!
It's time to drink to the one who is welcomed everywhere - both in hostels, and in cramped Khrushchev buildings, and in expensive villas, to the one whom all people are happy to welcome, regardless of their position - to the New Year 2020, friends!
Let's raise our glasses to the fact that in the New Year so many kind and interesting things to do, extraordinary events and pleasant meetings, how many lights there are on the New Year’s garland!
The coming year is the year of the Rat, and I want to drink so that none of us are given a rat, and there is only comfort and wealth in the house.
Let's drink so that in the coming year there will be shooting around us... but only with champagne, right on target and at close range!
Let's drink to the only day of the year when you can sit on a Christmas tree... and not be in the forest! Here's to the New Year!
Let's drink to the fact that every next New Year our holiday table will be more and more bursting with food, our smartphone will be more and more bursting with congratulatory calls from friends and more and more children and grandchildren will give us gifts.
Let's drink to the fact that in the New Year you will always have someone to share any mood with.
May our lives be as pure as a drop in the New Year spring water, and happiness is playful, like champagne in this crystal glass!
Let all the troubles in the new year be as short as the change of one year to another!
May we be in harmony with everyone in the new year, and above all with ourselves!
On a wonderful New Year's Eve, in the company of friends, with a chicly set table, a toast will not be appropriate, which will add a little extra mood.
The New Year holiday is the apotheosis of contrasts: it’s frosty, snowy, dark outside, but the lights at home are sparkling, fun, warm, a decorated Christmas tree, a festive table... Let it be in the New Year, no matter how the winds and adversities rage around, but in the house and your soul will be light and comfortable. May all our wishes come true in the new year! Let's raise a glass to that
One day three wanderers were walking. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened the door for them and asked: “Who are you?”
The sick mother said: "Let's let Health in." The daughter suggested letting Love in, and the wife - Wealth. While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year there will always be a place in our home for Health, Love and Wealth!
May we be in harmony with everyone in the new year, and above all with ourselves!
One man approaches the river, pushes aside a bush, another, a third... and so he moves apart twenty bushes... And there, behind the last bush, stands a beautiful woman and waits for him. He took off one dress, another, a third... So let's drink to our prospects in the new year!
Let in next year we will have as many good and joyful events, as many good and wonderful deeds, as many lights are burning in our New Year's garland!
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On a snowy winter road
The old year is being swept away.
Let everything you want come true
On New Year's moonlit night.
Midnight strikes and my heart trembles
At this late hour.
Light perfume invisibly
They surround us.
They dance in a light round dance
They look into our eyes.
Happy New Year! (whisper)
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Winter is coming, playing with snowstorms,
The frost is crackling and summer is far away,
And I congratulate you on the New Year,
May the New Year give you warmth.
Warmth of love, family warmth.
Glasses New Year's glass.
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Let the fun go in full swing
Let the song fly to the skies
It's good to celebrate the New Year,
Happy year of new plans and miracles.
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Let the New Year caress you,
Will bring happiness in life.
Let hope warm you.
Let fate protect you!
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Let all the flowers fall at your feet,
Let the stars turn into emeralds,
Let grief and sorrow go away,
May your dreams come true in the New Year!
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Once upon a time there lived a man: two years ago he was greeted in a dormitory... A year ago he was greeted in a one-room apartment... Now he is met in a country villa... But he is not welcomed in a dormitory.
So let's drink to HIM - to the one whom we meet in the hostel, and in the apartment, and in the villa, hoping that he will be successful! Here's to the New Year!
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Let all bad things sink into eternity
Happy last breath of December!
And everything is beautiful and alive
Will come to you on the morning of January!
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To the clink of New Year's glasses
With a splash of champagne, wine,
Happy New Year to you
I wish you happiness and goodness
Hours fly, days pass
This is the law of nature
And today I want you
Happy New Year.
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Every person has an unquenchable candle of his soul.
But this candle is often covered with an impenetrable cap.
So let's drink so that in the new year the light of our soul will freely reach our friends.
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It became an amazing fate.
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Let the New Year caress you,
Will bring happiness in life.
Let hope warm you
Let fate protect you!
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And he will smooth out and erase the old ones,
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Let's drink to the only day of the year when you can sit on a Christmas tree... and not be in the forest!
Here's to the New Year!
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Life is beautiful even when tears are streaming down your cheeks.
So let's raise our glasses and drink to the fact that in the coming year tears will flow down our cheeks more often, but only tears of happiness!
From a conversation between two friends:
- I’m coming home the other day. I see my wife lying in bed with some man. This immediately alarmed me. I run to the refrigerator, open it, and sure enough, there’s not half a liter...
So let's drink to the fact that nothing will alarm us in the new year!
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In half an hour the New Year will come. A couple with full wallets is hurrying home through the empty streets. They come across a drunk man on all fours.
“You see,” the husband reproaches his wife, “people are already having fun!” And everything is done at the last minute!
May we arrive everywhere on time in the coming year! Mom asks her son: “Who taught you to say this terrible word?” - Father Frost. - Father Frost?! Can't be! - Maybe mom! He said this when he fell over his bicycle in my room on New Year's Eve. For Santa Claus!
On the morning after New Year's Eve, the couple return home. The owner tries to open the door with a cigarette. “It’s a cigarette,” says the wife, I’m afraid it won’t open the door! - Damn it, did I really smoke the key?! I suggest we drink so that in the coming year we don’t accidentally smoke the keys to our happiness!
The philosopher Diogenes said: “Being rich and having a lot of money are not the same thing. The one who is truly rich is the one who is satisfied with his life.” Let's drink to the New Year bringing us real wealth!
Mommy, remember how you once told me that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach? - So what? - Nothing. I just discovered a completely different path tonight. Let's drink, friends, so that in the new year women will make such new and at the same time traditional “discoveries” more often!
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Two friends met. - How are you? - Like in a harem: I know that they will fuck, but I just don’t know when. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life will not fuck us, but caress and love us!
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Once guests came to the physicist Neilson Bohr and saw a horseshoe on his door. “Do you really believe that a horseshoe brings good luck?” - they asked him. "I don't believe it, but luck seems to believe it!" Let's drink to good luck coming to our home more often in the new year! p>Let the stars shine in your eyes,
Let happiness sparkle like champagne,
May tears never shine in them,
And let sadness not knock on your heart.
May it be a New Year and a new dawn,
Bad weather will cross out all the gloomy days,
Let your life be like the song of a nightingale,
Brings happiness in the palms of your hands every day!
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Health, joy and happiness
I wish you on the New Year,
So that no anxiety, no misfortune
There was no guard at the gate.
So that the sun shines tenderly,
Everything that the heart expects came true,
And just to make it gratifying
All your life, like this year!
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Winter is coming, playing with snowstorms,
The frost is crackling and summer is far away,
And we congratulate you on the New Year,
May the New Year give you warmth!
The warmth of luck, the joy of the first meeting,
Warmth of love, family warmth,
And let it ring on New Year's Eve
Glasses of New Year's glass!
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We wish Santa Claus
The bag of health has brought you
Second bag of laughter
And let the third one be a success.
Happy New Year with a new happiness!
We want to congratulate you
So that grief and misfortune
Flew past you
To Santa Claus
He took all the troubles to the forest
So that there is peace on earth
Both in work and in family
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One day three wanderers were walking. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened it for them and asked:
"Who you are?"
- Health, Love and Wealth. Let us in for the night.
- It's a pity, but we only have one free place. I’ll go and consult with my family about which of you to let in.
The sick mother said: "Let's let Health in."
The daughter suggested letting Love in, and the wife - Wealth.
While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year there will always be a place in our home for Health, Love and Wealth!
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Let's drink so that every next New Year our holiday table will be more and more bursting with food, the phone will ring more and more with congratulatory calls from friends and more and more children and grandchildren will give us gifts!
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Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness, joy,
So that on the New Year's tree
Instead of holiday animals
Exactly 30 showed off
Half-liter bubbles,
So that Santa Claus, like in a fairy tale,
Half-drunk, squinting his eyes,
The most delicious, the sweetest
I treated you to champagne!
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One man is asked:
- Why do you wear shoes two sizes too small?
He answers:
- On purpose. My wife is ugly. Besides, she's evil. Cooks badly! The son is a loser! My mother-in-law is a witch!... The only joy I have in life is when I take off my shoes in the evening!
Let's drink to the fact that we will have other joys in the new year!
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May the New Year not add wrinkles,
And he will smooth out and erase the old ones,
It will improve your health and save you from failures.
And it will bring a lot of joy and happiness.
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Happy New Year, my dear friend,
May he be kind and wonderful.
So that everything you dreamed about passionately,
It became an amazing fate.
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The old year is passing...
I would like to say
Many good words
Wish you happiness.
So that life is easy for you
Next year
So that you forget
Woe and misfortune!
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Let's drink to Father Frost and the Snow Maiden: for as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, don't grow old, and there is always money for gifts!
For us to be like that too!
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The clock is knocking.
The old year is passing.
Its last pages are rustling...
What was good - let it not go away,
And what is bad will not happen again!
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Happy New Year!
Let the fun
Celebrate housewarming in souls,
And luck at this hour
It won't pass you by!
Very soon the most magical night of the year will come - New Year's. Preparations for it are already in full swing. There is so much to do - decorate the Christmas tree, buy gifts, think through the menu. festive table, pick up nice outfit. Did you miss anything? We forgot one important point - how could we not toast to the chimes?
Of course, everyone should have a table speech prepared in advance to congratulate them on the magical upcoming holiday, and then on the coming holiday. Toasts for the New Year 2020 are a great way to tell your family and friends what is important, to wish the most important thing and to amaze everyone with your oratory skills.
After all, pronouncing them in such a way that everyone around you listens to you, and then applauds you, is a great art. The very content of what is said plays a huge role in it. Congratulatory speech should be light, interesting, catchy, positive, making you smile.
These are the New Year's toasts that are included in our holiday selection. Choose the one you like, surprise and delight those who will be around on this wonderful holiday night.
Cool toasts
They are always relevant. The most popular, loved and interesting. Why does everyone look for funny words for congratulations? The fact is that we are pleased to give people joy, to see how your cool wish It lifts your spirits and hears laughter afterwards. A sparkling speech can light up even a boring company.
Let's drink to live like this: roll around like cheese in butter and like a mouse in cheese!
Happy New Year of the Rat. I wish the mistress of the year to bring good luck. Rats are known to be carriers of infections. So let it infect you with happiness, infect you with love and transmit the virus of prosperity and well-being.
Santa Claus once made a snowman for himself and he was left with a small snowball. “What else do you need to make, my friend? – asked Santa Claus. The snowman thought: he has arms, he has legs, he has a head, he even has a nose made of carrots. Then he said: “Make me happy!”
But Santa Claus, who had seen a lot in his lifetime, knew that everyone has their own happiness and said: “There is snow on you, make your own happiness.” So, in the coming year, may we have the opportunity to mold our happiness the way each of us imagines it.”
The rat wagged its tail
She swept the glass off the table.
Shattered into fragments
What are these, Christmas tree sticks?It's all for luck! Exactly!
Let's all drink to this immediately!
They say it's better to lose something than never have it.. I want to raise this glass so that in this coming New Year we will never lose happiness and never have worries! Let us have only happy moments of life this year!
Why was Solomon wise? Because he had many wives with whom he consulted. Why are we unhappy? Because we have one wife, with whom we never consult. Let's not forget the wisdom of our ancestors in the New Year!
Happy New Year of the White Rat. Let this nimble mischief share with us the color white: draw white stripe in life, will fill the mind with white thoughts, and will make all problems raise a white flag!
What do you wish?
New Year - celebrate,
Friends - don't forget!
Joy - to be!
Sorrows - forget! Salaries - increase,
Love - bloom!
Dreams come true
And don’t relax yourself!
I don’t promise complete success,
I hope it's New Year
Will save us all from sorrows
And unforeseen worries. I also hope for something else,
And I believe it fervently,
That such happiness awaits us all,
Which has never happened before.
May this year be nothing but joy!
Happiness awaits, and good people!
So that the piglet on holiday
He generously brought a bag of money!
Health and peace to capture,
And he didn’t forget souvenirs for us!
The Year of Mouse is a great year! All good things will come!
Let him give you a lot of laughter, and success in all your endeavors!
I wish everyone to achieve great heights this year!
Wherever we end up, I want to be surprised!
And let every moment lift your spirits!
New Year's toasts 2020 with jokes and humor
They are appropriate everywhere, everyone likes them, and not a single New Year’s celebration is complete without them. You can send a cool toast via SMS to your friends and have no doubt that reading it brought a smile to your face.
I wish that Rat helped us find boundless happiness... Let's drink to the fact that this year there will be a lot of good things and we will squeal with delight and joy!
New Year is coming,
It has been raining for three days.
In the field the grass is green,
Santa Claus is sweating in a fur coat.
Water pours down your collar...
Happy New Year, gentlemen!
Let everything everyone dreams about come true:
Born to fly in the skies, let him fly,
Whoever thirsts for wealth, let him find the treasure,
Whoever wants honors will achieve awards!Who wants to get married - let him have a wedding,
Let the vacationer sunbathe on the beach,
And if someone’s soul wants extreme sports,
Let him fly with a parachute and laugh!So that the New Year brings only success, nothing less,
May we all become many times richer!
Let's drink to:
To have a super cool year,
So that everyone is healthy,
To live in goodness, in abundance
And so that you can pursue your dreams without looking back!
On New Year's Day I wish:
Friendships are like “super glue”
Strength - like a big elephant,
Those who need children need them.
For those who don't, take precautions.
Have Frost don't be shy
Ask for a car
Or from an arctic fox manto.
If a miracle doesn't happen -
Let the sponsor help!
Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to the savings book for us,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
The currency snowball will shake!
Words with meaning
Toasts with meaning These are kind of wise parables. They are not devoid of philosophical meaning, but at the same time they are not boring and uninteresting. And even if sometimes they are not always short, do not be afraid, no one will fall asleep while you are giving your speech.
On the contrary, just such a congratulation can amaze guests. After all, wisdom is always held in high esteem. And if it is intertwined with jokes, then it is doubly worthy of the respect of the listeners.
Who said rats escape from a sinking ship? They simply understand that the ship is hopeless, and bravely throw themselves into the sea of new opportunities! And let the old and rusty ships take their course to the bottom! Here's to a sea of new opportunities and an ocean of original ideas!
Many people know that in Italy there is a tradition Before the New Year, throw out old and unnecessary things, tired of the year, out of the window.
We, of course, are not in Italy, but this custom is so good that I would like to invite you all to throw out of your memory old grievances, quarrels, bad deeds, envy, infidelity, ingratitude as unnecessary trash.
If we do all this, it turns out that only warm and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory. Let's remember it this way, and then the new year will be no worse than the last!
His students once came to the sage and asked, looking at the horseshoe suspended above the entrance: “Teacher, do you really believe that some piece of hardware can bring good luck?”
To which the sage replied: “Personally, I don’t believe in it, but it brings good luck whether I believe in it or not.”
I suggest you drink to good luck. If we suddenly lose faith in her in the New Year, let her still believe that she must come to our house!
One day three wanderers were walking.
Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened it for them and asked:
"Who you are?" - Health, Love and Wealth. Let us in for the night.It's a pity, but we only have one free place. I’ll go and consult with my family about which of you to let in.
The sick mother said: “Let’s let Health in.” The daughter suggested letting Love in, and the wife - Wealth.
While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year there will always be a place in our home for Health, Love and Wealth!
As you celebrate the New Year, don’t regret the past that they didn’t have time to do something. Don’t worry about what’s coming - will everything work out, will you have enough strength and resources.
Live in harmony with yourself. With your heart and soul. Stay calm and confident. Then joy, happiness and success will always accompany you. Happy New Year 2020!
There is a good saying: “As long as you are facing your past, you stand with your back to your future.” Let's turn around and face our future with courage. Let us not be afraid or afraid of him. Let's meet this year and all subsequent ones with joy, with new bright dreams. Forward to the future, friends! Happy New Year!
For a noisy friendly company
What words would be appropriate in a company of friends, where it is always noisy, fun and funny? Of course they are funny! A toast with a touch of humor will always find a response here. After all, after him good mood will become simply magnificent, and smiles will turn into laughter.
It's always a pleasure to please your friends and make them have fun. Therefore, having cool toasts in your collection is a must! With them, you will always be the soul of the company, its unspoken leader. And perhaps you will even be able to win the heart of someone you have liked for a long time.
I hope this New Year will come with gifts for each of us.
Anyone who wanted to buy a new car will finally buy it. Anyone who wanted to make any discovery will make it. Those who wanted to find love will find it.
Let everyone get their happiness. So let's drink to the new, bright things in our lives!
For the New Year.
May we have next year
so many good and joyful events, so many good and wonderful deeds, so many lights burning in our New Year's garland!
Let's drink to Father Frost and Snow Maiden:
For as long as I can remember, people don’t get sick, don’t grow old, and there’s always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!
On New Year's Day, friends flocked like snowflakes,
We cannot be sad or bored on this holiday.
So let's celebrate our New Year without delay,
To remember him all year long.May we have more strength in the coming year,
On the contrary, your health will not decrease one ounce.
Whatever is planned, let it undoubtedly come true.
And the most unpleasant thing is that it will be forgotten.
All the women at this table are beautiful, like the Snow Maidens.
But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed with love for us men in the New Year.
To the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!
First toast: Goodbye!
We won't see you sober today!
Let's drink to the New Year the tables were bursting with abundance, and the beds were bursting with love!
Husband and wife watching ice dancing on TV.
- I would love to perform a free program with this figure skater! - says the husband.
The wife flared up and decisively turned off the TV.
- First perform the compulsory program, and then think about the free one...
Let's drink, guys, to the excellent performance of the compulsory and free program in the New Year!
The shortest congratulations
Well, everyone knows that brevity is always welcome. And on a festive night this becomes especially relevant. After all, we can’t wait to raise our glasses, eat, and dance. And hardly anyone wants to listen to long speeches. That is why it is necessary to select congratulations so that they are at the same time small, but meaningful.
And it doesn’t matter whether they are funny or serious, sweet or funny, the main thing is to pronounce them clearly, quickly and from the heart. After all, it has long been proven that short toasts for the New Year 2020 can hook and amuse much more than a long, tedious wish.
May it be the best year of your life,
Always, everywhere, lucky in everything!
May the holiday be magical
It's going great!
Prosperity, successful,
Have a bright year!
Problems don't scare you
And the crisis will not beat you!
We are still beautiful
Let's celebrate the New Year!
May it last forever all bad things will go away
Happy last breath of December!
And everything beautiful and living will come to us on the morning of January.
Let everything in life go like clockwork,
Your plans will come true in their entirety,
I wish you a successful whole year,
My heart sang with joy and happiness!
Let's drink to the only day of the year,
when you can sit on the Christmas tree...
and not to visit the forest!
Here's to the New Year!
Toasts for a cozy family circle
New Year's lights, cozy atmosphere and warm home circle- Everyone dreams of such a holiday. But at the same time, for some reason, many do not attach importance to what is said at the New Year's Eve feast in a narrow family circle. But these are the closest and dearest people in the world.
Therefore, it is imperative to choose suitable toasts for the New Year and congratulate parents, brothers, sisters and children with their help. After all, who, no matter how they, most need our care and attention.
New Year's family toasts are always the most good words, warm and sincere wishes. They are simple and understandable to anyone. Well, in order for laughter to be heard and smiles to be seen in the house, you should definitely add a drop of humor to them. Cool toasts will contribute to this, after which it always becomes fun. They will delight adults and children.
Dear family, I congratulate you on the New Year of the Rat. As children, we all read a fairy tale about a smart little mouse. He overcame all obstacles and deceived the most cunning enemies.
And so let's drink to the fact that in the year of the Mouse we will have enough intelligence to bypass all the mousetraps and not fall into the clutches of the Cat!
I read the recommendations of a famous astrologer here. He writes that those who celebrate the Year of the Rat in the family circle will be accompanied by success, luck and happiness throughout the New Year. I'm not an astrologer, but I also have something to say. Those who have the opportunity to celebrate the year of not only the Rat, but also the Rabbit, Ox, Dragon, etc. surrounded by loved ones and relatives - they are already the most successful, lucky and happy.
For our family!
May the new year not add wrinkles,
and the old ones will be smoothed out and erased!
It will improve your health and relieve you from sorrows.
and may this year be happy!
Happy Year of the Rat!
Happy New Year!
Let him come with a sandwich
With honey, sugar, jam
And in a good mood.
May we eat it for a long time
And we never got sick.
A loved one may forget what we told him. He may even forget what we did for him. But he can never forget how we made him feel. I want us to feel only love, care and attention from our family and friends in the new year 2020!
The past year was successful and not so successful. Material wealth increased and decreased. But life shows that this is not the main thing. The most important thing in the past year was those people who were there and supported us both in joy and in sorrow. So let's take all the most important things with us into the New Year - our friends. They all gathered at this table today. For you, my dears!
At the New Year's table one guest is asked:
– Why do you close your eyes when you drink?
– You see, I promised my wife that I wouldn’t look into the glass in the new year.
For faithful fulfillment of New Year's resolutions!
A catchphrase at a corporate event
Corporate and New Year are certainly inseparable concepts in any company that respects its employees. And the preparation for it is always very serious. After all, everyone wants to appear in front of their colleagues only with the best side. If in the company of friends you can fool around and say frivolous words at the table, then you need to be more careful.
You need to be very careful when choosing toasts at a corporate party. It should be a smart, interesting speech, not too long, but also not consisting of two words. Nobody will like a serious and boring toast, but a funny one can cause condemnation. So what should we do? We need a golden mean. This is exactly what you can find here.
We have presented the best toasts that can cause admiration and please even the bosses. Unusual, sometimes funny, beautiful words with an emphasis on the positive are exactly what is needed in this case.
The Great Buddha once called all animals to him. The first to appear before him was the cunning Rat, who had traveled most of the way on the back of the Bull. So let's drink to the fact that we will always be the first to distribute gifts and bonuses!
So, colleagues, the New Year is coming.. I wish you sparkling happiness, like a glass of champagne; bonuses - how many months in a year; plans like Napoleon's; success and achievements are like stars in the sky; lifestyle, like Santa Claus - always cheerful, has money for gifts, in a beautiful fur coat, on personal transport and with a wonderful companion.
Let the playful deer come running to our homes of the most generous Santa Claus! let his bag be full of HAPPINESS, success, health, wealth and LOVE!
Now, summing up the results,
Let's sigh sadly about the past:
Probably the gods helped
We have to cope with the enemy all year!Today, celebrating the New Year,
Let's have fun!
We wish each other happiness,
Someone who doesn't love will fall in love.Who is more happy about money than life?
Let him become rich this year!
Now it’s not a sin for us to drink,
For us, for everyone and for success!
We're gathered here together
Not just like that, out of boredom -
Celebrate at the banquet
Joint achievements! And corporate spirit
Unite stronger.
My positive toast
I'll ask everyone to pour some!
Many people wishing Happy New Year, they wish everyone a fresh start, but I want to wish you that in the New Year your life will continue in brighter colors, that you will overcome all failures and continue to build your life without repeating your mistakes.
Happy New Year and new successes!
Our team is small,
But with a huge soul,
Let's celebrate the New Year together,
What's knocking at the gate -Let Santa Claus not be stingy
For gifts. And strives
Give everyone a bonus for the year,
So that the people are happy.So that the team works
In summer and winter,
And so that everyone has enough strength
Be yourself!
Applause after your speech and surprised glances will help you understand how well your congratulations were chosen.
Don’t forget to congratulate your loved ones on New Year’s Eve, say joyful words to them, melt their hearts with a touch of humor and please them with cheerful toasts!
