Happy birthday to you very much
I sincerely congratulate you,
I wish you all the best.
The warmth suddenly warmed us
Let it stretch for eternity,
Sweet carelessness is like the wind.
Happy birthday to you very much
I congratulate you with secret love,
I wish you the most worthy victories.
Let fate have a gentle order
Your glorious captain will give it up,
An ocean of love that has passed by. ©
I wish you to find a friend
In the crazy wheel of life.
You are a very wise friend,
You know all the answers.
I wish you many bright days,
And the feelings are mutual and reciprocal.
Your soul is full of passions
Sometimes even forbidden.
You deserve to live for many years,
Huge money, inspiration.
You are worthy of flowers, carriages...
Friend, happy birthday! ©
I wish you a life like in the movies:
Little work, a lot of money,
And drink fortified wine
And live, well, for a very, very long time!
I wish you love, kindness,
After all, family is the stronghold
Could erect for you;
There's so much to do!
And so, take it in honor of your birthday
All these, insanely warm,
My heartfelt congratulations,
Why are they rushing towards you here thoughtlessly! ©
May your birthday be a light
Sometimes something bursts out of the abyss.
May joy be like a swarm of bees
You'll be stung this summer.
And suddenly you, albeit unexpectedly,
To make the feast tastier, brighter,
One day an idol will meet,
Who will leave early in the morning.
I also want to have fun
How can only you do this?
Breaking the contours of dreams,
And tomorrow I'll have a beer hangover. ©
On your birthday I wish
Gain wisdom, intelligence,
And be very careless.
I wish you to fulfill all your dreams,
Fill the glass with the wine of love.
On your birthday I wish
Shine a smile very brightly,
So that everyone gets crazy hot.
I wish you angelic light,
And a guy - a slender athlete.
Let this world seethe with passions,
Nothing will come between us! ©
I congratulate you on your birthday,
I wish you to find love,
And catch the bird of happiness,
Walking and drinking with friends,
So that life bubbles like a stream,
An invigorating sip.
There will be no other life,
Spread your wings behind your back,
Come on, fly to your star
Always, always, everywhere, everywhere.
I wish to find a calling
So happy birthday! ©
Three firefighters, two ambulances,
Wild noise in my head
Riot police are watching at the entrance,
And the apartment is in complete chaos.
There are no doors, there is a fight in the entrance,
A dog is sleeping on the bed.
The day of "sucks" has begun,
Women's holiday was a success!
Balloons, flowers, gifts, congratulations!
Beautiful words for a beautiful woman.
On this birthday we wish you,
Make your head spin.
I was spinning with love and luck,
From happiness and the desire to simply live.
And sparkles in the eyes - how could it be otherwise?
You can fascinate everyone with them.
You smile and the world around you brightens.
You laugh - the ice is melting in Antarctica.
And the world around blooms and turns green.
You were born - and may you be lucky!
You are a woman, and this makes you strong!
Faithful friend, beautiful wife,
An acquaintance or just a person,
You will never find a smarter, kinder person!
I congratulate you on your holiday,
I want you to live loving the whole world!
On your birthday, you, woman, believe me,
That you will be very happy now!
How to celebrate a birthday,
To be in the mood?
Gather your friends
Turn on the music quickly
Woman, we wish you
Having drunk the first hundred grams,
So that your health is strong,
May life always love you!
I wish you great health!
So that your chest does not hang like a rag,
So that cunnilingus once a week
Someone should do it for you!
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
So that there is no alarm clock - damn it,
And passionate sex woke you up!
Glasses full of wine.
Let the halls twinkle brightly.
Candles, cake, bouquet of flowers -
Today is a festive banquet!
We wish you on your birthday
Colorful dreams, singing with happiness,
Long days and dark nights.
Let everything be as you want.
A basket of fragrant roses,
Dresses in fashion stores.
To sellers with a smile
They gave everything away at a discount!
Be beautiful and desirable
Like "stewardess Zhanna"
May it always be in your romance
We will sing about Provence!
If you believe the ridiculous beliefs,
It’s better not to take a woman to the sea!
This stupidity is male, believe me,
To ban everything for a woman!
On my birthday I will reveal a secret,
So that you know now forever:
In the world, a woman is the most important leader,
Listen carefully to me...
I wish you to be stubborn
Tenaciously grasp your goal in life,
And the road should only go straight,
To make your dreams come true!
If someone is rude, laugh!
If they shout, then spit back at them!
Achieve female happiness in life,
To all obstacles, loudly say “No!”
Happy birthday to you, dear,
The year of the female share has passed!
Let everyone around you exclaim after you,
That you have become even younger!
I wish Fortune to be kind to you
And generously bestowed gold luck,
So that the arrows of the sun flaunt everywhere
To cloudless happiness, where all my “wants” come true!
Let both days and nights be sweet as condensed milk,
And let the path to victory be bright and shorter!
Oh gods, how stunning you must be today! Sleepy, not wearing makeup, in curlers, in a robe and with a saucepan in her hands! That’s how I see you, I can just imagine you perfectly! And guess what? Even in this form you are a goddess! So I wish you to remain the most beautiful in any situation! Happy birthday!
Women do not like to count years, so on their birthday, some representatives of the fair sex are a little sad. Comic and humorous congratulations can lift a lady's spirits. A tasteful, cheerful wish should not contain hints of age (just like a gift). Funny joke should not accidentally offend the birthday girl in an attempt to congratulate her on the holiday. Focus only on her feminine virtues. Can't find the words? Hurry up, open our selection, which contains the best funny birthday greetings for a woman.
I can’t count all my wishes,
So let there be a holiday in your honor,
May you have enough of everything
And you won’t have to be bored and discouraged.
Let prices in stores not bite,
Gifts appear at the door,
Bouquets will be delivered to you,
Men will pamper you.
I wish you to get a lot of rest
And in different countries rather visited.
Flew to Hawaii and Peru,
As a last resort, you can relax in Crimea.
On your birthday, dream, create, love
And please accept my congratulations!
May you have enough female happiness,
My beloved husband always helps,
Cleans the floors, cooks dinner,
He loves you and doesn't argue with you.
Gives perfume, fur coats, cars.
There is no better picture for a woman.
Let him love you, always respect you,
He doesn’t dream about other ladies at all.
Let your soul never hurt,
Luck pulls you like a magnet.
And success will follow you,
Luck will be waiting for you around the corner.
And in other respects I still wish you to bloom,
And drive my husband crazy again.
Let him admire your beauty
Happy birthday, stay always young!
Let the martini splash in the glass.
Let the caviar roll in butter
The car is in a personal garage
The best man speaks compliments into your ear.
Let any dreams come true
And it's easy to succeed
Your girlfriends will relax with you
Visit the sea islands on a yacht.
Let the bag of gold stay at home
And a wagon of banknotes is rushing to your station.
You personally greet him with a smile
And count the money yourself.
May you have enough health
And there will be a desire to relax in the mountains,
Well, what about happy birthday, happiness to you,
More pleasant events in fate!
There is a reason to congratulate you, it’s your birthday.
I wish you love, let the earth spin faster.
Things are always easy to solve, and there will be a lot of changes.
Have a beautiful holiday, you don’t know male infidelity.
I'm in a great mood and have a big bank account.
Be beautiful, pretty, slim, very young.
May everything always turn out to be emotions waiting for you,
Happy birthday, I congratulate you on this bright moment of love.
And I wish to be loved and drive men crazy,
Always be necessary and value your health.
Congratulations, hugs and wish you to bloom,
Have a great mood, never lose heart!
Let the borschts all work out
The meat is deliciously baked
The stove cooks the soup itself,
The patient will not have a headache.
My husband pays attention
Children are just impressive
Friends and girlfriends will not let you down,
Let there be no boredom in your heart.
And let the salary grow
Career growth awaits you.
Always believe in good things
Everything else is nonsense.
Let everything be perfect
Simple, but brilliant.
Congratulations on your birthday,
Good luck to you!
Be beautiful like a goddess
Proud like a princess
Be as slim as a figurine
And desired like candy.
Be luxurious. In personal life
Be loved endlessly.
To the men's gasps
Avoid the pitfalls of fate.
Let with a reliable companion
Everything in life will be possible.
And from friendly applause
Let your eyes sparkle.
What's your birthday today?
Did I want to wish?
So that only between the best
I had to choose!
Are there lobsters or lobsters?
Drive a Bentley or a Ferrari?
And where should we go today?
Maybe the Mediterranean?!
A Chanel or Gucci handbag?
Or will Prada be cooler?
In general, the choice is yours,
Just be yourself!
I wish you to glow with happiness all the time,
Always sparkle like a bright diamond!
And only strive for the best in life,
Never know sorrow, never be sad!
Let him be nearby worthy man,
Who will love you very much,
And it will be a huge reason for happiness,
And he can make all his wishes come true!
Let there be laughter, smiles, fun,
And let life only bring joy,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart on your birthday,
May your every day be like heaven!
You are sun! Shine brightest
Give smiles, prosper.
And on your birthday, make a wish
The desire is for overflowing happiness.
Let your dreams come true
Live without unnecessary fuss.
I want to wish you
Laugh, dance, dream!
Health, money and luck,
Just cry with happiness.
And be as beautiful as a flower
Then everything in life will be OK.
Let there be a sea of shoes and lipstick,
Let there be a lot of mascara,
Let there be a Prada bag
And there are ten units of spirits.
There are a lot of bouquets of flowers,
Happy, carefree days.
Light, have a merry way
And real, loyal friends.
I wish you love like in a fairy tale,
Let everything be exactly like this.
More bright colors
Let the trifle pass by.
Happy birthday!
Here's the birthday cake.
I wish with all my heart,
Execution of all lines.
Arrived in time for the birthday
Beauty, smile, happiness.
Faith and wisdom have arrived,
They have become a part of your life.
I wish you to believe in miracles,
Know that there is a takeoff ahead.
Let it come from nowhere
Thirst to move forward.
Let friends be your support
In times of doubt and adversity.
May good luck come quickly
Waiting at the gate.
Do not let need and grief
Only luckily the door can be opened.
To be the winner in a dispute,
Let go of everything without resentment.
On this day I wish you a feast
And fun loud songs!
A woman rules the world,
Let our world be merry!
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Cool Happy Birthday greetings in verse
This day brings excitement to everyone
How I love your smile!
I tell you: “Happy Birthday!”
I'm giving you the mood!
Let the orchestra sound like a light breeze,
Let the foil gifts rustle.
On this day, indulging your whims.
The stars promise you good luck.
Cool birthday greetings for a man
In order not to make a slight mistake,
With a birthday gift,
It's better to take a box of beer,
And provide congratulations.
And attach funny poem,
A poem with a cool rhyme!
He is a very necessary talisman,
Will give money to your pocket,
It will definitely help in love
And introduce you to Miss Universe!
Will protect from all diseases,
Whether it's a migraine or laryngitis!
Read often, loudly, out loud,
And tone up, spirit!
Cool birthday greetings for a woman
May the earth not celebrate this day
And starry rain does not fall from heaven!
Let the circle of friends be small,
But for you - today everyone will smile!
I really want this day to be special
I will remember it for a long time, forever!
And may today be bright in the world
A star will fall into your palms!
Make a cherished wish for her,
Trust her with your most cherished dreams!
And, accepting this congratulation,
Believe me, everyone is happier
ONLY YOU!!!
Cool congratulation poem for a birthday
Chile, India, China -
Congratulations!
Candles go out in Panama -
Have a blast with us today!
And it's hot in Brazil -
Hurray for the birthday boy!
There is a Swiss one best bank –
Be strong, like an armored tank!
We glorify Palestine - we wish you happiness!
Mother Russia is with us -
We wish to live beautifully!
Original cool Happy Birthday greetings
Dnyukha is the best day of the year,
No matter what they say!
Don't count the years
They just froze in the passport!
Can the plan be implemented?
After grabbing all the goodies,
Receive congratulations,
From serious people to fools.
Make your dreams come true!
Don't put it off until tomorrow!
And then you will appreciate
Life tastes quite good!
Cool birthday greetings to the birthday boy
Every year with great joy
On this day we are coming to you,
Anticipating a bunch of sweets,
Forgetting about problems
Finding peace...
Yes, it’s not for nothing that he is recognized by everyone:
Happy Birthday!
Always be happy with life!
Short cool birthday greetings
I wish you pure happiness,
With whom on the way!!!
Like a radiant sun,
Shine with a smile!!!
Happy Valentine's Day =)
Cool congratulations in prose for your birthday
A birthday is a reason to come to a person and say what is in your heart.
So, I declare with a clear conscience:
I have joy in my heart because you, dear birthday boy, exist in the world.
That you decorate our lives, come to the rescue and simply love to live. Thank you for everything and for bringing us all together.
Cool poem-congratulations on your birthday
Love life, love inspiration,
Don't let them scare you in the coming years
May your mood be better
And the sadness will leave once and for all.
Lilac bush and blue sky.
Smile of the sun, joy, love
And the greatest happiness in life
We wish you well on your life's journey!
The best cool birthday greetings to a friend
I wish that WOW!
And never OXO-XO!
A little AX! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, so that it would be “WOW!!!”
And, so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes “WOW!”
"WOW!" - not nonsense,
"CAN'T BE!" - it's real,
“FUCK IT!” - let it be virtually.
"WOW!" - so that you often surprise,
“IT’S ALL KICKED”! - it wasn’t enough.
Happy Birthday greetings in a cool verse
Let the bright mosaic
life will consist of warm and sunny days,
from kind smiles, friendly faces,
attention of family and friends!
Let there be gifts, surprises, flowers,
Any dreams will become reality!
Cool congratulations to a friend on her birthday
I wish you on your birthday,
Attention your friends!
So that together - to the skating rink, to the theater,
To the cinema, tennis and museum!
So that life would be - well, just super!
There were fairy tales and flowers in it!
And you would be a queen,
Mistress of your destiny!
Cool Happy Birthday Greetings
I wish you more bright days,
To make your heart beat with happiness.
More fashionable clothes,
And so that there is character with pepper.
Solving life's problems
When it's stormy, stand and don't fall.
rustle with a large bill,
And don’t hide your heart from love.
Happy birthday.
I wish you fun
So that your dreams are bolder,
The waist and hips are just slimmer.
New fur coat, car
And a luxurious man
Millions of scarlet roses,
Steam locomotive decorations,
A carriage of hopes come true...
Well, taking a serious tone:
May fate bring you
What you want for yourself!
Happy birthday,
I wish you a lot of money
Happiness, laughter and more
Mercedes, apartment, dacha.
Let your life be like a fairy tale
Sweet honey flows down your lips.
And so that on the path of life
She could sweep away all the barriers.
Let the smile never leave your lips,
May luck always find you.
Be a beauty, a princess...
And satisfied in terms of sex.
Celebrate this birthday
Chic, bright, “with a bang”,
Let the mood soar upward,
May life be full of goodness!
Be stylish, fashionable and beautiful,
So that everyone admires you,
And, of course, happy,
I wish you great love!
Let your beloved all the whims
Performs without difficulty
And surprises you
Only pleasant ones always!
I want to congratulate you
Wish you well -
Remained beautiful
And so young.
So that the bosses at work
Didn't bother you
So that there is a sea of money,
To go to the seas.
For my husband to buy a car,
The children always obeyed
To be loved
Happy Birthday to You!
Well, beauty, happy birthday!
Have you been patient?
Receive congratulations,
Smile and be silent?
On my own behalf I personally wish
Chic, capital luxury.
To have a slim figure.
In general, look glamorous.
Precious jewelry,
Invitations to buffet receptions.
Feel like a goddess
Gossip Chronicles heroine!
You are beautiful on your birthday!
Let men all year
They tell you with admiration:
“What kind of woman is coming!”
Be rich in beauty
And they are not poor in health,
So that with a high salary
Were rewarded.
Women's happiness, comfort,
Don't live by work alone.
For family, friends and sport
Always find time.
Happy birthday, enchantress!
Let the best happen.
No to gray hairs and wrinkles,
Yes - to success and to men.
No to losses, defeats,
Yes - to discoveries and achievements.
No to sorrows, failures,
Yes - to your hot dreams.
No to separation and confusion,
Yes - to love and coincidences.
If the chessboard
Call life, then rule with your hand
Black and white cells structure -
The choice is yours!
I wish you joyful moments
Receive on your birthday.
Bouquet of tender forget-me-nots
And soar in the clouds of love.
Live to the fullest, relax
And don't deny yourself.
I want to swim in greenery
And keep your nose up.
New outfits, shoes, fur coats
And diamonds on my chest.
In life there is lightness and jokes,
Whatever you want.
Happy birthday madam!
I wish from the bottom of my heart
A whole kilogram of happiness
To live shining.
And also a bag of goodness,
Tons of three successes,
Palm trees, villas, boats
Lady for fun.
A sea of simple joys,
Mountains of positivity,
Crowds of single princes
And unpretentious!
What can I wish for a successful milady?
A lot of money and the will to win,
A bunch of generous, rich lovers,
So that you live in the royal chambers.
Build a cottage on a sandy beach,
Bags from brands and shoes to boot.
A car without a roof is the envy of your friends
Easy work, higher penthouse.
Well, we wish you everything you want:
Happy holiday to you!
You are a magical hostess
And smart as hell;
I'm not lazy at work,
Always full of vigorous strength.
You are soft, kind-hearted;
Infinitely elegant!
The woman is lovely;
Interesting personality!
Always be yourself
Stay like this forever
To please the eye
You are a goddess - every hour.
Cool congratulations on the anniversary to a woman
What can a woman do?
Wish for your anniversary?
I will answer simply,
Without further ado:
Three carat diamond
On a thick chain
So that in vases all year round
Flowers were showing off.
Always on sale
In your favorite department,
And look better
Any top model.
But seriously,
Love and attention
Always adored
And understanding.
So that the only one nearby
There was a betrothed
Carried in my arms
And he loved it madly.
It's fun to congratulate a woman on her anniversary
I'm tired of congratulating you
Every year it's the same thing.
Again I have to wish,
So that you are smart and pretty.
This time I wish
Stormy parties
And now I know for sure
We cannot avoid making funny mistakes.
Let only pleasure swirl
Over your wild head,
Let only joy happen again,
Every day and every time.
Cool congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a woman
May this glorious anniversary give you,
Good words and a whole cart of wishes,
Flowers, gifts and romances with a guitar,
That they can even bring you to tears.
Let there be friends and songs in the house on this day,
Balloons, surprises, laughter and dancing until the morning.
I wish you a fun, interesting life,
So that doctors don’t know the way to you!
You are always seventeen years old
And you look great
And you won’t give me more than a year,
After all, you are a famous flirt.
I wish you happiness and love,
Good luck and success in business.
And a few tears, but keep in mind -
So that only from happiness and laughter.
Cool, humorous happy anniversary greetings to a woman
Happy anniversary, dear,
Tell us your secret
I've known you for many years -
There are just no changes.
You're still beautiful
No traces of wrinkles to be found,
And the figure is simply a miracle,
Sweeter than vodka for men.
The head is the chamber of the mind.
There is a kind soul in the heart.
There is a decent salary
In general, you are good to everyone.
So that after the anniversary
Life turned out without problems,
So that you don’t regret the past,
I suggest everyone have a drink!
Funny happy anniversary greetings with humor to a woman
Your smile makes me want to fly,
goldfish definitely become!
So that all desires are fulfilled for you
They were immediately carried out in reality, not in dreams!
Bloom like a rose, smell like a lilac
May every day bring you joy!
Happy birthday, with the most, dearest,
I congratulate you on your poem!
Beautiful funny congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a woman
We hasten to congratulate the super-woman -
Your victories are countless!
You without the help of a suit
You do great things:
Throw a magnificent feast,
You will spend your entire salary in an instant,
You will organize a concert at a football match,
And a pillow fight with children.
We are unable to imagine goals,
That superwoman cannot be achieved.
And on the anniversary day they wanted
I’ll have a drink with you Magarych!
Funny happy anniversary greetings to a woman
Happy anniversary! On this date
Even more beautiful than you were.
Graceful as a panther
Temperamental like a lioness.
Let the gentlemen sigh,
And the beloved is proud.
The years have no power over you,
Only talents are revealed.
Let them lie down at the feet of the beautiful
And furs and diamonds.
Anxiety will be replaced by happiness,
Only from joy - excitement.
Let the roads lead you
From dreams to fulfillment.
Comic congratulations on the anniversary of a woman
I would give you a home
Who will guard him?
I would give you a ship
Where can I get a captain?
I would give you a car
They can break it or even steal it!
I will give you myself as a man!
There will be someone to sleep sweetly in bed with!
This birthday
I'll spend it with you
The most gentle, affectionate
I'm your gift!
Comic congratulations on the anniversary with humor to a woman
There are women like big cities:
They wear furs and gold and expensive things.
The apartments are noisy and bright, but somehow uncomfortable.
AND Life is going They are usually dissolute.
But, fortunately, we have other “cities” -
It's always quiet and comfortable for us.
They are covered with white snow in winter,
It’s a good place to relax and do business in their home.
With such a woman, how calm we are!
And all sorts of nervous rubbish doesn’t come into my head,
With such a woman there are no special problems
And you can live with her until you are 90 years old,
And maybe up to a hundred, depending on your luck,
To whom fate will give what turn.
Comic funny congratulations on the anniversary of a woman
Well, old lady, you’ve come to your anniversary,
And she exchanged ten and five without bills.
But before your beauty I, as before, am thrilled,
I am ready to meet sunrises and sunsets with you.
Years later, I'm no longer afraid one day
I suddenly get poisoned by your wonderful cooking,
And I bravely gobble it up with gusto
Bits, buns and cheesecakes up to 100 pieces.
On this holiday, let me swear,
What I will always carry in my arms.
I want to kiss you passionately,
And I confess my love to you, my star!
Comic congratulations on the anniversary to a woman
Be loved and desired
Be beautiful and smart.
On our anniversary, we can do anything,
Have fun!
Have a glass of alcohol
Eat three slices of pie
Prepare a lot of brine
What if you want in the morning...
A short funny congratulations on your anniversary to a woman
Happy anniversary,
I wish you a Bentley
Relax - so in the Canaries,
In general, life is not lived in vain.
Cheerful anniversary greetings to a woman
Today is a big anniversary, and it’s so wonderful!
I wish your life to be like a holiday!
So that it is always cozy in a warm and large house,
May your whole huge family always love you.
I wish you not to know sorrows and always live in abundance,
I want to go on vacation, drink and eat sweets there.
So that luck never leaves you,
So that the huge wallet rings and rustles!
Cool funny anniversary greetings to a woman
Congratulate this lady on her anniversary
We are glad and hasten to wish,
So that your next vacation will certainly be in the Bahamas,
To receive diamonds and silks as gifts.
The figure is like VIAgra, and the fans in love,
They write portraits and emotional poems,
Let the serenades howl under the windows
Grooms rich in soul and body.
But it’s dear to everyone that he stays
The one whose shoulder is always close,
And let every day begin
With the words: “Well, dear, quickly defeat me!”
Comic congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a woman
Congratulations on your anniversary
And we wish that you always
You were the most beautiful of all
And forever young.
