Traditionally, on the third Sunday of June, Doctor's Day is celebrated in Russia. The scenario of a holiday in nature will certainly receive the approval of the team of a medical institution, be it a hospital, a clinic, or just a department. It’s not so often that doctors, nurses, laboratory assistants, pharmacists, and orderlies all get together, especially in an informal setting. So, if the weather permits, it makes sense to stock up on food to prepare delicious food, drinks, meat for and go out of town together. Fresh air.
Comic scenario on Doctor's Day in nature
For a fun picnic on the bank of a river or in a forest clearing, the “Medician’s Day” scenario will do, the ceremonial part of which will be held in a family-like, warm and relaxed manner. For example, like this.
Leading: Dear Colleagues! We sympathetically ask each patient: “How are you feeling? What worries you?" And we rarely address each other with such questions. The situation urgently needs to be corrected. We are starting an on-site reception. Ivan Ivanovich (turns to the head physician), how are you feeling, how’s your mood?
Chief physician(in a sing-song voice, raising his glass): Today I am one hundred percent happy!
Leading: It’s great when a leader’s “soul sings.” We will be happy to join him. Could you please remind us, dear doctor, of the reason that brought us to this wonderful place?
Chief physician: “It’s been so long, we haven’t rested for so long.”
Leading: And that’s true. I wish everyone have a nice day in the company of colleagues and friends. (On Doctor’s Day, we recommend diluting the scenario of a holiday in nature funny competitions relevant topics). And I continue the medical examination. Those who are in favor, please stick out your tongues and say “a-a-a” in unison. Guess who did it best. Of course, our wonderful therapists (lists by name). They can cope with any disease, and if they cannot overcome it with their bare hands, they will call on surgeons to help. They are experienced, although at the beginning of their careers they heard more than once from their mentors: “Who taught you to cut? You scratched the whole table!” Admit it, (names, patronymics) happened?
Surgeons(in chorus): We also know how to embroider, and on a typewriter too...
Leading: Great guys, doctors from God. By the way, there is a specialist among us with an amazing gift: he sees right through people. “The forearm and two ribs are broken, there is a crack in the fibula. It’s okay, I’ll paint it in Photoshop.” Where is our master of photography? Dear (full name), how did you like our party in honor of your professional holiday?
Radiologist: I was completely confused by everyone’s attention, I don’t know what to say. Thoughts are confused...
Leading: Or maybe you should see a neurologist or psychiatrist for a consultation? They will diagnose you instantly. Really, dear (names)?
Psychiatrist: Tell me, patient, does your inner voice tell you the name of the disease?
Radiologist: He insistently whispers that it’s high time to congratulate our irreplaceable helpers, the sisters, on the occasion. And endlessly patient, kind workers - nurses.
Words of gratitude to junior medical staff must be included in the “Medical Day” script. Official part can also praise other health care workers, for example, accountants, cooks, plumbers, drivers.
Leading: Thanks for the timely tip.
Please accept our
And assurances of love.
Good luck, happiness and smiles,
Who deserves them if not you.
Today, lovely ladies are so charming and attractive that men’s mouths open in amazement, as if in the chair of our dentist (name, patronymic). Indeed, beauty, you can’t take your eyes off her. Do you have anything to say, Tooth Fairy?
Dentist: May those present have teeth like pearls!
Leading: Nice toast. Is everyone full? I think the narcologist will not only allow us to take strong drinks, but will also be happy to support us. I hope, doctor, you are in favor?
Expert in narcology: I want glasses to be filled with wine!
Leading: Do you know why all tinctures and balms are made with alcohol? Because doctors used to test them on themselves. After all main principle doctor - do no harm. We try to follow it throughout our lives. What is life from a scientific point of view? A sexually transmitted disease, moreover, with a disappointing prognosis and inevitable death. Friends! Take care of yourself, your loved ones and patients who trust you with the most precious thing - their lives. Happy holiday, dears!
On Doctor's Day, the outdoor holiday scenario is also expanded with concert numbers, dance breaks and group games.
Mummers have always been a symbol of a real holiday; fortunately, this tradition of dressing up and entertaining the public on behalf of their character has survived to this day. And today costumed congratulations are the most beloved and bright moments at any celebration: from small family holiday before the mass festivities.
Particularly popular are game moments in which guests dressed as different heroes not only congratulate the heroes of the occasion, but also engage in active or table competitions with the guests. We offer one of the options for such entertainment - comic skit “A nurse’s arrival for a holiday”
Comic scene script
At the height of the holiday, the “Nurse” suddenly appears, with a bag with a red cross over her shoulder, containing the necessary props for this.
Nurse (addresses guests): Hello my dear! And who feels bad here? I see everyone is fine. And why did they call then? There aren't enough crews in the city, and you're playing games here. Ooo! I see you’re doing well today, but tomorrow it won’t be so good! Tomorrow morning you will line up for an appointment with me. But I won’t be able to receive everyone, the reception time is limited, and there are so many of you. What should we do?.. Apparently we didn’t come in vain.
Well, first of all, let's not panic. Take care of your nerve cells. I'll give you some tips on how to get yourself out of a stressful situation. (Approaches the guests one by one and gives advice and comic recipes on how to get rid of problems, each guest she turns to embodies)
Comic recipes for guests from a nurse
Get a hold of yourself (shows how to make a “castle”)
Swallow the insult (offers to drink a glass)
Treat yourself to joy ( treats you with candy)
Forget the problem (offers to hit with a child's hammer)
Break up an unbearable relationship (gives A4 sheet)
Stand your ground (shows a pose: hands on hips, legs apart)
Don't give up (shows how to raise your hands)
Become a star (shows the pose with feet wider than shoulder width, arms to the sides)
Whatever it is, smile (gives a picture of a smile on a stick and tries it on)
Find your luck (makes it possible to catch a star on a string)
See the world with different eyes (gives funny homemade or purchased glasses and puts them on the guest)
Active game with the audience
A healthy psyche is good, but you also need to look good. I'll show you the simplest trick on how to get yourself in order in the morning. By exercising daily, you can gain health, youth and a blooming appearance.
(musical accompaniment plays in the background)
1. ...Beauty, health and good spirits
Starts with a smile from ear to ear (shows, and everyone repeats the wide smile)
2. ...We speed up the blood so that they don’t get sick -
Let's knock our palms on our knees (shows, everyone repeats)
3. ...To prevent troubles from flowing.
Putting a reliable block on stress and anxiety (shows: arms crossed in front of you)
4. ...It's time to shake off the fatigue.
So that only pleasant bliss remains (we use our hands to shake off the water)
5 . Let's all listen to the heart rhythm, Is it good? (palm to heart)
Then let's clap our hands joyfully (clap)
6. And now again, at a faster pace with music, all the exercises: smile, knees, block, bliss, heart, joy (does it together with the guests). Now let’s just leave a smile and joy and clap for each other. Well done!
A toast from a nurse
And before I leave such wonderful patients, a few wishes and recommendations.
It sounds like a rap backing track or simply speaks in a recitative manner.
Friends, I wish you like a doctor
So that you all go to the doctor less often,
So that they completely forget what pills are,
So that your beloved children are healthy,
So that your heart beats like a motor,
So that you maintain your enthusiasm until old age!
So that you don’t know what a migraine is,
Do exercises every day.
I give instructions so that you don’t get sick
At work and at home, so that your nerves are spared,
So that your teeth never ache from pain,
So that the jaws in the mouth are not false.
So that your temperature is 36.6,
To keep your figure slim
Live so that the doctors say
We don't know him, we've never treated him.
I suggest...let's pour some wine
Let's drink to our health!
By the way, I allow you to drink...a glass...another
(the guests drink; if there is a hero of the occasion, the nurse congratulates him separately and leaves)
This page of our website presents funny skits on a medical topic that will enliven any concert for workers of medical institutions. Such miniatures can also be staged at student celebrations, included in the program of skit parties, as well as corporate events for Doctor’s Day, which in 2019 is celebrated on June 16, the third Sunday of the month.
Funny scenes for Doctor's Day
Many comic skits about doctors are dedicated to the relationship between doctors and patients.
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There is an appointment with a psychiatrist. The doctor asks the patient:
- What worries you?
Patient:
- Doctor, crocodiles are coughing behind the wall in my apartment at night!
Doctor:
- Well, my friend, this is not for me, but for the veterinarian. Next!
***
Another scene also involves a psychiatrist and a patient.
Patient:
- Doctor, a monster comes to me every night!
- And you send him somewhere.
The psychiatrist returns home and goes to bed in the evening. At night a monster crawls out from behind his bed:
- Sorry, doctor, but I was sent to you.
***
The patient complains to the psychiatrist:
– I have a split personality. It seems to me that I am not me, but two of us.
Doctor:
- I don’t understand anything. Repeat one more time. Just do me a favor, don’t speak both at once and don’t interrupt each other.
***
In another funny skit about doctors, a doctor prescribed medicine to a patient, who asks:
- Please write me a certificate stating that I am an idiot.
– Why is this still necessary?
– It seems to me that pharmacies should not give out drops for a runny nose for 8 thousand without such a certificate.
***
Another miniature takes place in the cabin of an airplane. The passenger becomes ill and loses consciousness.
Stewardess:
– Is there a doctor on the plane? Urgently need help!
Nobody responds. Finally, one of the passengers approaches the flight attendant and says, embarrassed:
- I'm a doctor, but I'm a dentist.
- Examine the patient anyway.
He examines the body for a long time without signs of life.
The flight attendant asks:
- Doctor, what’s wrong with him?
Doctor:
- Well, what can I say definitely? Two caries and one pulpitis.
***
Another fun medical skit takes place in a doctor's office.
A man comes to see a doctor with a nail in his head (the artist puts on a cap with a nail sticking out of it).
Doctor:
- What, the nail needs to be pulled out?
Sick:
- Well, yes…
- You have 10 thousand rubles.
- But I have a policy!
“According to the policy, we can only bend it for you so that it doesn’t interfere.”
***
The doctor indignantly says to the patient:
-You look pretty bad! I told you: only 10 cigarettes a day!
Patient:
– I remember your words well, doctor. But you must admit, for a person who has never smoked, this is not so little!
***
At an ENT appointment, the doctor tells the patient:
“It seems to me that you are coughing easier today.”
- Yes, doctor, I practiced all night.
***
The patient informs the doctor.
– Doctor, I snore so much at night that I wake up from my own snoring. What will you advice me?
Doctor:
- Sleep in another room.
***
Another skit that can be staged on Doctor’s Day takes place in the office of an allergist.
The doctor hands the patient a box of screws:
“Okay, patient, let’s swallow the screws!”
Patient:
- Oh... Ay...
- What, does it hurt?
- Yeahhhh...
- All clear! You are allergic to screws!
***
There is an appointment in the surgeon's office. The doctor asks the patient:
- What worries you?
Sick:
– You know, doctor, I have a deviated septum in my nose.
Doctor:
- Everything is clear, it’s a common thing.
He goes to the closet and opens the doors. There is a set of various shoes from slippers to tarpaulin boots. The doctor selects a suitable pair and begins to put it on.
Patient (scared):
- Doctor, are you sure this will help?
Doctor:
- Sure. Although, let me look at your partition. (Carefully examines the patient’s nose.) It turns out that you have it right side twisted. Then you will have to wait for Ivan Ivanovich. He's left-handed. Otherwise I might miss with my left foot and hit you in the ear.
***
In the following joke about doctors, a bald man comes to the doctor and asks:
– Can you prescribe me a hair restoration product?
Doctor:
– Take this bottle – it’s the most effective remedy!
Patient:
- Are you sure?
- Absolutely! Do you see that man with the mustache in the queue?
- Yes…
- So, this is my wife! Her mustache grew after she tried to open this bottle with her teeth.
***
The dentist addresses the patient:
“As soon as I start drilling your tooth, please scream louder.”
Patient:
- For what?!
“You saw that there was a whole crowd of patients sitting in the waiting room.” And after twenty
minutes the football championship begins.
***
An old woman comes to the doctor.
Doctor:
-What are you complaining about? What's troubling? What hurts?
Grandmother:
- Oh, my dear, my legs can’t walk, my arms ache, my back can’t straighten, my head is pounding.
- Well, let’s just write it down: “The whole grandmother’s injury.”
***
A patient comes to the doctor:
- Hello, free doctor.
Doctor:
– Hello, terminally ill patient.
***
The participants in the following funny skits on a medical topic are a doctor and a blonde.
A blonde woman at a doctor's appointment asks:
- Doctor, help! I was bitten by a bumblebee!
– Don’t worry, we’ll apply ointment now.
- But how will you catch him? The bumblebee has already flown far away!
- No, I’ll smear the place where he bit you.
- A-a-a, I see. So it was in the park on a bench, under a tree.
Doctor, rolling his eyes:
- No, I’ll smear the part of your body where the bumblebee bit you, and everything will go away.
- That's what they would say, doctor! The bumblebee bit me on the finger.
- Which one?
- How do I know? To me, all bumblebees are the same.
***
The blonde asks the professor:
– Tell me, what exercises are good for losing weight?
– I recommend that you turn your head from right to left and from left to right.
- Yes? And how often?
- Every time they treat you to something!
***
Another cool scene for Doctor's Day takes place in a clinic.
There was a huge line to see the doctor. A disabled person rides into the office in a chair.
Leading:
– One day God decided to restore order in Russian medicine. He descended to earth under the guise of a doctor in a clinic.
God puts his hand on the shoulder of the disabled person and says:
- Get up and go!
He gets up and leaves.
There's a line of people in the corridor asking:
- Well, how is it going? new doctor?
- Yes, like everyone else. I didn't even measure my blood pressure.
***
And in this sketch about doctors there is a conversation on the phone.
A patient wants to make an appointment with a doctor.
- Hello, clinic? Can I take a voucher to see the doctor?
Registration employee:
– You can, but we have a waiting list for this specialist a month in advance.
- Fantastic! And how do all these people know what they will be sick with in a month?
Scenario festive concert dedicated to the day medical worker– 2009
Before the start of the event, songs on medical topics are played.
The beginning of the event sounds _________ song____"Men in White Coats"
Speech by the Director of the Department of Health - Svetlana Viktorovna Vasilkova___________________________________________
Music sounds for the entrance of Tamara Vasilievna Minkina _____________
Awards Ceremony__________________________________________________________
Speech by Svetlana Viktorovna
Awards Ceremony_______________________________________________
Music sounds for the presenter's exit ________________________________
Ved - Good afternoon, dear, respected heroes of the occasion! Happy holiday to you! Happy Medical Worker's Day!
Today we have a very exciting and responsible performance for the students and teachers of the State Children's Children's Theater, because each participant in the concert was in your skillful and good hands. We would like to thank you people who give and prolong the most precious thing a person has - life!
And if tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, whether at work or at home, you have one more smile, if, when returning home today, you remember some song or joke you heard at a concert, we will be very pleased. This means that our efforts were not in vain. Accept congratulations from the City House children's creativity.
Room______________ “Yablonka”, “Crescendo”____________
It sounds____________________ “Light up the exit”_____________________
1 – Everything is fine, no tail!
That's it - we're cutting off the tails!
2 – Then let’s begin!
3 - Agents, pay in order!
3 – agent X
4 – Agent xx
5 – Agent 3 X
6 – Agent xy
3 – Where is the intern?
Everyone - Trainee?!
Intern – Intern Igrek!
1 – Take off your hat!
2 – Take off your hat!
Together - Take off your hat!
3 – We have arrived to complete a mission
Together – Do Harm!
3 – Why are you yelling, you can hear everything here, it’s quiet, it’s necessary, it’s quiet….
Igrek - But with doctors, it’s the other way around; with them, do no harm!
Andrey - From birth, a person falls into the hands of these people in white coats! And what?
Everything, that?!
Andrey - And what they are starting to do... these like them, I can’t even dare say....
Everyone - Vaccinations!
Andrey - They are the most... And we, as you know, are against vaccination, there is no point in injecting people with all sorts of nonsense!
Ygrek - Commander, what do you have?!
Andrey - Yes, yes, the dog bit me! What's wrong?
Everything - Nothing!
1 – Is your health okay? Temperature, by any chance?
2 – Does the cramp bother you?
3 – Don’t you notice the grid in front of your eyes?
Andrey - What are you doing?!
5 – Why are you spitting so suspiciously?!
1 – Maybe you can drink some water?!
Andrey - No!
Igrek - Everything is clear, we need an anti-rabies vaccine!
Andrey - I don’t need any vaccine, why do you want to fail the task?!
2- Are you fatal?!
Andrey - I’ve never flown, and you can’t force me to!
2– Agents, commander, I don’t think he understands?! Let's explain!
That's it - you have to!
2 - Well, in general, soon you will throw off your hooves...
4 – You’ll glue your fins together!
5 – Move your horses!
Andrey - What?
1 – What the hell, that’s what!
Andrey - How is it Khan, I just started living, bought a hat, sewed a cool raincoat to order, gathered you agents, and that’s it, life is over!?
2 – It turns out that it is!
Andrey - what should we do?
3 – We told you, we urgently need an anti-rabies vaccine!
Andrey - Are these injections again?!
That's it - If you don't want it, don't!
Andrey - Did you tell the truth about the volatile outcome?!
4 – Firstly, not volatile, but lethal...
5 – And secondly, if they didn’t know, they wouldn’t say it!
Andrey - And what do you suggest?!
1 – Remove ambitions, and present some surprise as an apology!
Andrey - Will there be dessert?!
2 – Well, it’s not for us to judge!
Andrey - And to whom?
Together - to the Spectator!
Andrey - So, today we will cook an amazing dish!
Together - “Medical Dessert!”
Anya - To do this, we need to take 2 kg of youth and activity from the one in front, deputy of the Shakhty City Duma Andrei Anatolyevich Ryabov
Olya - 2 tablespoons of the vast experience of the Honored Doctor of the Russian Federation, surgeon Nikolai Ivanovich Kopytko,
Alina - A glass of responsibility, seriousness and new ideas of Galina Ivanovna Chuvashova.
Vika - Add the charm and excellent leadership of Natalia Semyonovna Pansurkina.
Andrey - At the tip of the knife of youth, promise, responsibility for everything, Igor Alekseevich Legkov,
Denis - A handful of beginnings of Inna Viktorovna Shevchenko.
Anya - Mix everything with the intelligence and commitment of Georgy Grigorievich Golubnichy,
Olya - And with gratitude from the women and children of Olga Alexandrovna Shevchenko
Alina - As a surprise, put the performance and activity of Galina Eduardovna Belinskaya.
Vika - Warm up on the success of Tatyana Anatolyevna Bed
Andrey - Bake with the diligence and reliability of Vladimir Mikhailovich Attacks.
Denis - And in the successful leadership, advanced technologies and forms of work of Sergei Vladimirovich Khlynin
Olya - All this is decorated with the sense of humor and calmness of Anatoly Pavlovich Litvinenko and the excellent organizational skills of the honored doctor Russian Federation Valery Petrovich Zhinkin.
Anya - Sprinkle with kindness, responsiveness, responsibility, and love to the children of the city's chief pediatrician Nina Andreevna Shilina!
Alina - Bring to the table with many years of organizational experience, perseverance, reliability and loyalty of Mikhail Leonidovich Gorlovetsky……………
Anya - With decency, diligence, and love of the children of her district, Lyubov Ivanovna Turichenko!
Andrey - Oh, and it turned out delicious!
Alina - Of course, in our city only the cream of medicine works
Glory, glory
Together - doctors,
Nurses, paramedics,
To all nurses, ophthalmologists,
Obstetricians, prosthetists,
Dentists and lorists.
We all sing glory in chorus.
Even if someone is healthy,
Life started with doctors!
Their caring hands
Eased mothers' pain;
So that we can be born.
God forbid we catch a cold,
Catch bronchitis or flu -
We will immediately remember them!
Everyone will tell you about them,
How skillful and brave;
How they will be covered with attention,
To improve the condition;
How, fighting for people's lives,
They forget about theirs.
Took the Hippocratic oath
They are faithful to her in their work.
Glory, glory to the doctors!
We bow deeply to you.
Together - Happy Holidays!
Number_ Dance “classical”_______ “Chinese”________________
Sounds______________________________________________________________
Vedas - Birth and death are a great and reverent secret, the cover of which no one has ever dared to break. Each person comes into life as a guest, grows, creates, becomes the master of fate, but old age comes unnoticed, the result of a life lived. They say: “both old and young” - both are defenseless, they get sick more often, they get bored, they get offended, they need joy more than we do, they yearn for kind words and the directors of the Houses know this better than anyone else nursing care: Boguslavsky Anatoly Borisovich, Kilina Galina Gennadievna, Sinyavtseva Inna Aleksandrovna. The most difficult task of caring for the elderly fell on their shoulders. They do not skimp on generosity, mercy and compassion. Optimism and faith in the future allow them to cope with any tasks. I wish you good health, family well-being and warmth!
Please accept congratulations_______________________________________________________________
Number_ Song______ “Chimney Sweep”________________________________
Ved - In our city there are five specialized regional dispensaries that work closely with municipal medical institutions to provide medical care to the population. And you always find mutual understanding and support among each other. These are the kind of specialists we would like to see in the structure of municipal medical institutions. And on this friendly note we continue our festive concert.
Number_______ Dance____ “Pa+Pa”______________________________
Ved - Shakhty branch of ROFOMS and the Department of Health - the employees of these institutions confidently keep their finger on the pulse - funding. Excellent organizers, quickly, clearly, harmoniously solve all the tasks assigned to them, of course, under strict guidance beautiful women Svetlana Viktorovna Vasilkova and Elena Nikolaevna Lopatkina. Isn’t this happiness when you are understood and supported! We wish you to continue to walk hand in hand, maintaining warm relations. Happy holiday Dear friends, by right - happy holiday, Medical Worker's Day!
And I invite the Director of the Department of Health Svetlana Viktorovna Vasilkova to the stage for the awards ceremony
Sounds_________________________ Exit___________________________
Sounds like ___Awards Ceremony_________________________________
Presenter - Once again, accept congratulations from the City Children's Art House
Room______________ “Classic”_________________________________
Ved - Allow me, on behalf of the employees of the State Traffic Safety Inspectorate, to congratulate you once again on the holiday. I see a lot of women in the hall and I think men won’t be offended if I start my congratulations with the fair half of humanity:
What does a woman need? We seem to know everything
And that’s all, friends, we sincerely wish:
Good luck in job! Pleasant weather!
Love – pure, tender and repeated!
Children of different sexes! Coat to fit!
Silky hair! Snow-white teeth!
Wealthy and very gentle husbands!
Burning love, like in the series.
Five series on each channel.
Perfume from Dior. Flowers daily
Wishes fulfilled instantly!
Wealthy husbands (as they say,
If you really want it, it’s not a sin to repeat yourself!)
A trip - not to the garden, but to the sea.
The cakes are delicious, but without calories.
Exhausting passions! Brief difficulties!
The diamonds are no less than forty carats!
And don’t let your alarm clock wake you up in the morning
And coffee or tea and your favorite protector!
On this day we wish men:
Successful career, good figure
And just beautiful muscles!
Foreign cars, but the steering wheel is on the left.
The interior is made of leather and mahogany!
Romanov resorts. Crazy impulses.
But whatever happens is reasonable!
Scientific works, dissertations without pain.
Of course, enormous male willpower!
Quiet, beautiful and very family-oriented wives!
Hot lunches every day!
Different intentions, but better than serious ones.
Five-room and five-star housing!
The salary is good, well, just excellent
To proudly say: “It’s not decent to talk!”
And it seems...we forgot something else...
Oh ok! Love! And dust-free sideboards!
However, we still haven’t said one thing
More luck, less sadness!
And so that patients do not upset
And only “Healthy!” they always answered you!
Happy holiday!
Room________ “Semyon”_____________________________________________
Script by E.Yu.Sergeev.
June 2009
