Leading: Did you know that optimists differ from pessimists in their blood alcohol levels? Have you ever thought about the fact that we are all Buddhists - when asked: “Will you drink?”, we always answer: “I will!” It's hard to live sober. A sober person is not a friend to a drunk, but a means of transportation. A teetotaler is a person with a pathologically poor imagination - he cannot even think of a reason to drink. Today we will charge each other with positivity. Sad? Sad? Cold? Hungry? Restless?
Then right now sing to the tune of “The Dog Waltz”: “Oh-lo-lo noodles, oh-lo-lo noodles!”
And now to the tune of the Russian Anthem: “Mattresses, mattresses, mattresses, mattresses!”
And to the tune of “Oh, let’s whoop!”: “Dirizhaaabliii!”
How are you feeling? Better? Then, let's go! Give us bread, and we will show you the shows ourselves!
Competition "Musical binge"
Guests are invited to remember and sing songs that mention alcoholic beverages. A team of men and a team of women compete.
The losers promise to arrange a field trip.
Alcoborye relay race
Men participate in the relay race. They are offered:
1. Measure your partner’s height using glasses.
2. Without getting off your chair, you need to drink a cocktail from a straw standing on the floor.
3. A beer cap is placed on a man’s nose and he must crawl on all fours without dropping the cap.
(The winner receives a prize, a set of glasses or glasses for beer.)
Leading: Drunk people are compared to whomever: pigs, dogs. I suggest comparing us all to birds! Each person has a note under their glass with the name of the bird. Your task: to portray it without sounds.
Cards:
- chicken;
- goose;
- forty;
- turkey;
- peacock;
- crow;
- heron;
- crane;
- eagle;
- seagull.
Competition “We bet!?”
Leading: The favorite phrase of tipsy men is “We bet!?” Who will dare to argue with me?
I bet I can reach my ear with my tongue (You can lick the wrong ear.)
- I bet you won’t be able to step over 10 rubles. (Two coins are placed a few meters apart.)
- I bet no one will be able to bend down without bending their knees, pick up boxes from the floor, and then straighten up again. (The person must be placed close to the wall.)
- I bet that no one can step over a penny. (The penny is placed in the corner.)
- I bet no one can break a match with their thumb and forefinger. (This can only be done by placing the match on the crook of your index finger and pressing down on it with your thumb.)
Leading: And now we will sing ditties. The one who performs ties a scarf: women - red, men - blue.
We live happily in the village:
We plow, we sow, we drink vodka.
And neither Cyprus nor abroad
Our paradise cannot be compared!
Have you seen my fisherman?
Got through!
There was no bite on the river, so he got drunk himself!
A mannequin of the Motionless Vovk himself...
It is clear that alcohol
Overdose.
My dear, when you're drunk,
Multifaceted, like a glass:
And he will dance and sing,
And it hits you in the face!
A piece of bread hurts your throat,
It gets in my throat!
And when you miss a stack -
Everything is perceived!
I gave stockings to my darling
And two bottles of pepper,
They would wash it until the morning -
It's time to go home to my wife!
At the tram stop
The citizen lies in the dust -
I bought peppercorns for three,
Well, two didn’t show up!
All! Don't drink a glass of vodka,
Don't fall into fornication again:
My wife got a shepherd -
They will follow the tracks everywhere.
On the couch every evening
I relieve stress during the day
Helps you become carefree
Wine and vodka compress.
My dear kissed me,
Eight times to the back of the head
Can't do anything more
After three bottles!
My little darling is stitched up,
And now he doesn’t drink at all!
How can I kiss him?
If your mouth is darned with thread?
I realized when I reached the point
I'll stop drinking alcohol -
In the morning the hummocks whispered to me:
“Time to collect stones!”
Leading: To look at things soberly, sometimes you need to get drunk. Bright prospects open up with the help of a corkscrew. Here's more about the bright prospects... Alcoholic forfeits (Guests take turns pulling out cards and completing the tasks written on them.)
1. I hug the neighbor on the right,
I drink the glass in one gulp.
2. I will spank my neighbor lightly,
And I’ll knock over the stopper.
3. I’ll borrow a hundred from a neighbor,
For joy I will drink vodka.
4. We’ll grunt a couple of times with our neighbor,
Well, let's drink in reserve!
5. Kiss the neighbor on the left
And I’ll take a glass of vodka!
6. I’ll show my tongue to my neighbors
And I’ll knock back the glass in an instant.
7. I will create a choir with my neighbor
And for a song - one hundred grams.
8. I’ll bite my neighbor’s ear
And I'll have a glass of vodka.
9. I’ll give my neighbor a compliment.
And I'll drink a glass of vodka on the fly.
10. We’ll show our neighbor the “swallow” pose
And we’ll safely smear a glass of vodka.
11. We will dance a gypsy with our neighbor on the left,
And a hundred grams for such a thing.
12. I won’t wait for anyone -
I'll drink it myself so I don't get used to it.
Leading: Our festive alcohol marathon is ending, everyday work is ahead. It's easy to be happy, the main thing is not to think about the hangover. Tomorrow, beware of the mirror. Suddenly it will say “Don’t even hope, it’s YOU!” I wish the bravest to look into it and not recognize themselves... This is to wealth! And an anecdote on the topic:
The morning after a hangover...
- My mirror, tell me!
- Back off!
- So, say!
- There is nothing to please, nothing!
The hut is not red in its corners, but in its guests’ noses. Remember that someone who drinks in Russian rarely leaves a party in English - without saying goodbye... Let's hug, kiss and say: "Bon voyage." After all, the road home and the road are sober.
One of the most fun and favorite games is comic lotteries that are suitable for any holiday. It can be carried out in any company. This game is loved by many because you can get a lot various gifts and prizes.
To prepare the competition comic lottery need to:
Tickets for a comic lottery - tickets can be issued as real ones lottery tickets, or balloons with notes. You can make your own tickets. To do this, cut cardboard cards the right size and quantity. Color them and write either a number or a verse that says what the prize is. Rub the inscription with a candle and paint it with gouache. When the participants will wash upper layer paint, it will come off easily thanks to paraffin, but the inscription will remain.
Prizes for the comic lottery are purchased according to the verses.
1. Today you are not the hero of the day,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you,
You better accept from us
bay leaf bag.
2. Don’t think about being angry with us -
And nail will be useful on the farm.
3. To prevent teeth from hurting,
clean them 7 times a week (Toothbrush)
4. You got a flower - rose,
It does not wither from frost.
5. You wanted to get a flashlight,
but I just got it ball.
6. You got it soap,
to wash your hands more often.
7. To find out your income,
it will come in handy for you notebook.
8. B glass pour this one
and sip slowly.
9. After a glass, have a snack -
the matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
napkin paper
10. Don't be angry with us, my friend,
some boxes would be nice. (matches)
11. Don’t be sad, don’t grieve,
stand up neighbor (neighbor) kiss.
12. And for dessert we have
There is candy for you.
13. Would you like a piano,
but got it calendar.
14. In life you have to hope for the best,
glue Here, take it if something doesn’t stick.
15. Get the main prize,
to you - egg rack.
16. There is no typewriter,
we offer this item (pen).
17. We give you toothpaste,
so that you have teeth.
18. When you go for a walk,
so that your trousers don't fall off,
you have with you,
this pin of steel.
How to spend win-win lottery on the anniversary.
A win-win comic lottery for an anniversary is carried out easily and simply. You don’t even need a toastmaster for this; you can easily organize a holiday yourself if you include this in the script fun game. The main thing is to tell the organizer of the celebration about your idea so that he announces right moment about the lottery.
Also, a comic lottery for an anniversary can be designed in the form of a paper daisy, or simply write the text on paper and put it in a bag. Let the guests take predictions from the bag, and the presenter will take the prizes from another bag. This option is suitable if you want to celebrate your anniversary at home.
Most often, anniversaries and birthdays are held in the pleasant company of well-known or close people, who congratulate the birthday boy or girl a lot and with pleasure and communicate with each other. And yet, even the most intimate friendly feast, and, moreover, large anniversary celebrations, will be decorated in advance by the host or enterprising guests. entertainment or even a couple of fun and enjoyable gaming moments.
We offer a selection the best table games and musical congratulations to woman's anniversary, which will allow you to place an emotional emphasis on the hero of the occasion, bring excitement and add piquancy and zest to the holiday. All these game moments can be easily arranged impromptu, the main thing is that they suit the tastes of the birthday girl and the gathered company, they can be arranged together or separately - detailed explanations and the necessary musical accompaniment are included. The ideas for such entertainment are unique in that they have been tested in practice more than once, but are always relevant and go off with a bang in any company, especially if they are presented in a new way and with humor or dedicated to a specific topic (as is done in this collection).
(Scenario for a woman’s anniversary with toasts and eyeliner, which includes all the entertainment from this program, watch)
1. Musical congratulations on the woman’s anniversary “Mask Show”
Note: Such a congratulation is easy to carry out impromptu and, despite the fact that it is musical, those congratulating you do not have to sing, but only artistically, as if on behalf of their character, congratulate the birthday girl to a pre-prepared phonogram. The character's image is created using special masks or relevant details.
SELECTION OF PARTICIPANTS:
Option #1. Voluntary.
The organizer’s decoy may be as follows: “It’s not for nothing that our program is called “Everything for You,” because today, in fact, all the flowers, compliments and congratulations are only for our birthday girl (name). As a child, for our birthday, we waited for a wizard in a blue helicopter, but as we grew up, we realized that miracles often happen where they are made, where miracles happen themselves.. And now I offer everyone who loves our birthday girl and who wants to be involved in the little a miracle - a surprise in her honor, come to me. There should be exactly seven such participants - the most magical number in the world. (As a rule, there are always close relatives or friends at the anniversary who want to take part in this congratulation)
Option #2. Prank.
Also, the participants of the congratulations can be determined using the game moment “Bag in a circle”. To do this, all the props are put into an opaque bag or package and set to play in a circle accompanied by lively music (guests pass the bag to their closest neighbor at the table), the one who has the bag in his hands when the music stops (the DJ makes these stops on purpose) takes it out , without looking, puts on a mask and goes into the center of the hall. This happens several times until all the masks are taken apart.
Then the presenter quickly explains to the participantsThere is fun and solemnly announces the exit of each of them, and the participants take turns coming out and congratulating the culprit as brightly and emotionally as possible.
(Note: if latex masks will be used, then have the participant put it on immediately before leaving, because be in them long time uncomfortable).
Leading: Honorable public and respected (Name of the birthday girl) just for you and only now a unique performance called “Mask Show” begins! And stars from all over the world and even from exotic places that are not even on the map came to participate in it. 
Be the first to congratulate (Name) the well-known and beloved English comedian Mr. Bean is in a hurry (comes out wearing a mask or a funny wig, approaches the hero of the day and feigns congratulations)
Congratulations 1 sounds
The second to congratulate is a sultry handsome man, a real horseman and heartthrob, who specially descended from the Caucasus mountains (from props: mask or hat, mustache, nose, also emotionally congratulates)
Congratulations 2 sounds...................................................... ......................
Ready-made musical excerpts for all congratulations are attached, among those congratulating: Mr. Bean, Sultry Caucasian, Pierre Narcissus, Eurovision Star, Shrek, Clown Oleg Popov, Devil the Tempter.
(If you can’t arrange a congratulation with masks, you can play it up with just headdresses, as in the “Rainbow of Life” scenario -)
2. New table role-playing tale - impromptu "Only best wishes!"
Note: this is a new author's impromptu fairy tale, which can be played right at the table, written for a woman's anniversary, but, if desired, can be easily remade for any occasion: wedding, New Year And so on. Such a fairy tale is a win-win entertainment, one of those that is very easy to organize and which activates the mood at the table and allows you to once again congratulate the heroes of the occasion.
The essence of entertainment: The entire text is read expressively by the presenter, deliberately making small pauses so that the “artists” have time to say their line. The lines themselves must be printed in large quantities on cards in advance and distributed to the participants, warning them that they must say their phrase as artistically as possible every time they hear the name of their character in the text.
Impromptu characters and their lines:
Baba Nyura- “Holy priests!”;
Market- “Total heaps!”;
Loader- “Where can I have a drink?!”;
Caucasian- “ZahAdi - you won’t regret it!”;
Gypsy- “Gild the handle!”;
Bouquet of flowers- "Only best wishes!»
Text of an impromptu fairy tale(EXCERPT FOR ILLUSTRATION)
Baba Nyura... came to Market.. A tall, broad-shouldered man ran past her Loader... Exhausted by his care Loader… pushed Babu Nyura...sideways and didn’t even apologize. Humming animatedly Market… Sight Baba Nyura... involuntarily attracted hot Caucasian…..Noticing interest Baba Nyura,...temperamental Caucasian…. raised his eyebrows and winked at her. A Baba Nyura..., all flushed with embarrassment, I forgot why......................................... ........................................................ ........................................................ ....................
And finally, Baba Nyura... came to the holiday and with all her heart gives it to the hero of the occasion (name of the birthday girl) this stunning Bouquet of flowers…
And the guests, seeing this, loudly and joyfully shouting: “Happy birthday!”
3. Birthday table game women "For the sake of your wonderful eyes..."
Note: It happens, especially in the first two hours of the holiday, that men are more shy and uptight than women. It is more difficult to stir them up and involve them in the action. This option will allow you to pleasantly highlight the stronger sex without diluting it with the weaker. If there are not many men, you can line them up and let this male platoon read cards - confessions
.Summary to the game
Leading: They say the eyes are the mirror of the soul. Our birthday girl has the eyes of Madonna, they attract, bewitch, enchant. They are like an open book in which you can read sympathy, empathy, and childish joy. The poet said about such eyes:
Your eyes are lucky comets,
They are bottomless lakes for the soul.
They are dreams and dreams for the poet,
They are beautiful, amazingly good!!!
Today the entire strong half of this hall confesses their love to our charming (Name), but will do it in a very non-trivial way. Dear men, don’t worry, you don’t have to painfully select words for this, you just need to pull out a recognition card and read it expressively, with soul, with great respect and admiration.
Options for comic confession cards (EXCERPT FOR ILLUSTRATION):
1. For the sake of your wonderful eyes... (reads the card)
Ready for a thousand pranks!.....
18. For the sake of your wonderful eyes... ... (reads the card)
Ready to dance to the double bass!....
(20 ready-made cards included)
4. Game for a close company “Anniversary Lotto with Kisses”
This entertainment can be a continuation of the previous one or be arranged instead of it, designed for a relaxed company and the hero of the occasion
To play the game You will need two sets of lotto barrels, a lottery drum or bag to mix them in, cards with a prize kiss and questions and answers for the quiz.
Introduction to the game. Dear guests and dear birthday girl, now according to the program we have an anniversary lotto, but not a simple one, but with kisses, and therefore... only the people closest to the birthday girl will be able to take part in it, fact family connection and long-term friendship in itself does not mean that you are a participant in the prize drawing. The main condition: knowledge of the biography, tastes and secret desires of the birthday girl, which means that the chance will only be given to those who answer the questions of our anniversary quiz the fastest and best.
(optional, if the husband is not jealous, you can declare an additional condition that only men participate)
(A quiz is being held)……
Options for comic cards with kiss lots for illustration:
1. This lot got to French kiss me, with a kiss full of passion and fire!
2. And with this guest we will have a Russian kiss, three times and three times pleasant...........................
11. I ask the guests not to laugh, but we will kiss this lucky guy under the table.
15. I had kisses today... I didn’t even count how many, but only with you there will be real love, to the cry of “Bitter!” (this lot can not be raffled off, but given to the spouse or partner of the hero of the day as a sign of special attention)................................... ........................................................
(15 ready-made options attached)
5. Musical comic forecast"And after 15 glasses....."
Note: this is a well-known game based on the rules of guessing the secret thoughts of guests using a musical hat or a magic microphone; this version contains cool musical excerpts on a very relevant topic for any feast: “What does each of the guests think about and what does each of the guests do after drinking well! ?". (Thanks to the author of the idea)
The presented selection of song cuts is quite large; you can use them all or choose from them the most suitable for a specific occasion and company.
Game summary:
Leading: As far as I know, people have gathered here knowledgeable friend friend for quite a long time, but where else, if not during the holidays, can you get to know each other better, see your friend’s new talents, or learn his secrets and dreams? I propose, for example, to find out who and how behaves at a holiday when they take their tenth or twentieth glass.
(He goes around the guests and plays the musical forecast; the DJ, accordingly, plays excerpts from songs on time: women's or men's).
Examples of musical excerpts to illustrate the answer to the question “How will you behave and what will you think about after your 15th drink?” conditions and details on the AUTHOR'S SCENARIOS page
P.S. Dear users, the document below provides detailed information on how to obtain full version this scenario.
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Bonus discount for a fairy tale:
This entertaining and congratulatory program can be supplemented, which is also dedicated to the topic women's holiday, it is offered separately (300 rubles), but for those who purchased this script there is a bonus discount of 150 rubles. Therefore, those who want to have both a fairy tale and this collection of games in their arsenal can send 500 rubles to the site fund; without a fairy tale, accordingly, 350 rubles will be enough.
Presenter: Attention, a star is appearing! Her name is... (name of the hero of the day), gentlemen! Glows with a magical radiance, captivates guests with charm. (Addresses the hero of the day.) You look like you’re from a magazine cover. Take a walk here, along the starry path! And here we ask you to show off your intellect. We ask you to solve anniversary riddles in an instant! Anniversary riddles 1. You are always the standard of beauty, What does your husband give you? (Flowers.) 2. What will decorate your biography? Of course, the anniversary... (Photo.) 3. It can be hot, airy, It can be cold and indifferent, It can be French, pamper them more often Farewell, for luck, passionately... (Kiss.) 4. For all the heroes of the day at such moments, Endless sounds... (Applause .) 5. And it’s time, in honor of these minutes, to hear an explosive anniversary... (Fireworks.) (Guests pop balloons.) Presenter: First, we ask the birthday girl to pass, So that we become illuminated by her light! The ringing glasses sparkle - Like precious crystals! I urge you to fill them, I invite everyone to the table, friends! (The guests are seated at the table.) Presenter: The hero of the day has been in place for a long time, And his soul sings, Because together with you, he is waiting for the first toast! So beautiful, so sweet, And bottomless eyes! The soul is like the sky wide open, It will give away its last shirt! ... (name of the hero of the day) ours, gentlemen! Hip! Hip! Hooray! There’s no need to put off the toast, let’s drink to the hero of the day while standing! (Musical five minutes.)
Presenter: First, we ask the birthday girl to pass, so that we become illuminated by her light! The ringing glasses sparkle - Like precious crystals! I urge you to fill them, I invite everyone to the table, friends! (The guests are seated at the table.) Presenter: The hero of the day has been in place for a long time, And his soul sings, Because together with you, he is waiting for the first toast! So beautiful, so sweet, And bottomless eyes! The soul is like the sky wide open, It will give away its last shirt! ... (name of the hero of the day) ours, gentlemen! Hip! Hip! Hooray! There’s no need to put off the toast, let’s drink to the hero of the day while standing! (Musical five minutes.) (The presenter distributes pipes, rattles, whistles, etc. to all guests)
Comic game “30-year milestone” Cards are prepared for the friends in advance. The presenter reads out the phrases, and the hero of the day answers them affirmatively or negatively. If the answer is negative, friends are included in the process, pulling out cards and reading them out. Host: What should ... (name of the hero of the day) have accomplished in thirty years? Phrases from the presenter: Learn to accept compliments. Achieve a salary increase. Survive after parties that last until the morning. Get rid of bad lovers painlessly. Wear miniskirts without embarrassment. Learn to have an orgasm. Go to a male striptease. Make love in extreme conditions. Learn to fall asleep sweetly to a man's snoring. Frantically studying a pregnancy test early in the morning. Read the Kama Sutra from cover to cover. “Send” the boss, director, boss. It’s pathetic to give a lecture to your chaste girlfriends about the dangers of long-term sexual abstinence. Dare to have Brazilian hair removal. Learn to swear dirty. Tame the most unapproachable macho. Waking up in the morning with a stranger in bed. Find the mysterious G-spot. Cards for girlfriends: I'm organizing this! Only at my expense! I'll teach her myself! I don’t recommend it, girls, it’s very fraught. Can I come for the company too! There is a man in mind! Maybe we can do it right now! It's very simple! You can't do it without men.
Competition “Dance with body parts” Place five chairs in a row not far from each other. Five participants sit on them and dance while sitting to cheerful, catchy music, following the commands of the leader. Presenter's commands: Oh, be bolder, be bolder, Dance on the chair using your elbows. Don’t forget about the positive, your chest starts dancing. Let Europe be jealous, The priest decided to rock. And now, honest people, let your belly dance. Let the sadness and anxiety go away, Let only your feet dance. Know no sorrow, no worries, Let only your mouth dance. Today we are having fun, a feast is a mountain, Now let's dance together with our heads. And finally, gentlemen, your drunken eyes are dancing.
The birthday holiday is an annual gift, given to a person in order to rejoice at the love and affection that his relatives, colleagues, and friends have for him. Today we have gathered to celebrate a significant date in the life of the night.
Eastern wisdom says:
Only he will conquer his age,
Who once a year, having gathered friends,
He will pour more glasses,
And he won’t drink for a year,
That they flew away forever
And he will drink for every year,
What will come to him in the future,
And the more fully and often you drink,
So you can more years live!
For the dear birthday girl!
(feast 10 min.)
Now let's greet each other.
Table fun
They raised their right hand - they waved to the hero of the day!
Well, the left hand falls slightly on the knee
Not yours! And your neighbor!
With our right hand we warmly hug our neighbor’s shoulder so decently... Did you like it? Great!
We swung left and right. Well done! Great! Bravo!
They stroked their belly and smiled from ear to ear!
Let's nudge the neighbor on the right, wink at the neighbor on the left!
We take a glass in our hand and fill it to the brim!
We continue the fun - clink glasses with the neighbor on the right...
So that the glass doesn’t fog up, let’s clink glasses with the neighbor on the left….
And with the opposite neighbor - for a cheerful team....
We get up from our seats together and say a toast in our thoughts...
Let's say together “Congratulations!” and we drink everything to the bottom!
Don’t forget to have a bite and pour yourself some more!
Dear friends, before we begin our heated celebration of the anniversary, I would like our hero of the day to read a woman’s prayer.
Women's prayer before the anniversary:
“Lord, help me not to get drunk! wake up in YOUR bed in the morning. WITH HUSBAND! Help me not to lose my image business woman! Don't punch your guests in the face! And don’t sit with your butt in the salad! Don't lose things (including yourself)! Help me not text anyone drunk at 2 a.m.! Don't call! And most importantly, do not confess your love to anyone! in any case, no more than 2 times! Help me come home with two, not four! And if I do something, Lord, erase my memory forever and ever! Amen.
TOAST TO PARENTS.
Today the closest ones are present at the anniversary
and the relatives of the birthday boy are mom and dad!
Dear guests! Let's greet mom and dad with friendly loud applause. After all, they are also birthday people today! 30 years ago, on November 7, 1980, angels descended from heaven and a great miracle happened: a charming baby was born, the first-born in the family, a girl - on!
Dear parents
Do you remember the day when you brought home from the hospital?
What was she like?
How do you see her now?
(Congratulations to mom and dad)
Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents!
Glory, praise and honor to the parents!
I think the people will agree
Why should we raise a toast to our parents?
Song "Fortune Teller"
Well, dear guests, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you the whole truth.
(Husband) Well, handsome, gild your pen, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
- (Male) Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work!
- (Female) And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Monday!
- (Husband) Oh, my rich man, in five minutes you’ll have a gypsy dance, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your trousers.
- (Female) Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there is the heart, liver, tongue and everything else.
- (Husband). You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the salad is pulled out from under you!
- (Female) they will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
- (Male) There will be friends around you tonight. True friends. Tell me what to call them? Sharik, Bobik, and Polkan.
- (Female) Endless distances await you, unprecedented distances, you will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up!
- (Women). Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today.
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- (Female) Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!... In the morning when you step on the scales.
- (Male) A great loss awaits you. You will lose your tie (belt). You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
(Takes out fortune telling cards)
Call boys
Dress code: roll up your trousers, put on knee-length calico family panties, unbutton your shirt, loosen tie and socks dangling on your bare torso. You can put printed “currency” under the elastic band of your panties.
1. – We came to you for a holiday
Give yourself,
2. – Smile, laugh,
Make you laugh!
1. – I have this tie, he has socks.
The muscles are steel, the pants are iron, the nipples are hard!
2. – That’s how cool we are, we are sexual giants
And they are so beautiful – you can’t take your eyes off them!
1. – You’re sitting in this outfit, just tear your eyes out!!!
Apparently you want to harass us sexually!
2. – Your skin is like a peach, your eyes are like emerald.
The men, seeing this, will die of melancholy.
1. – Don’t touch us with your hands! It won't work that way!
Well, let’s move my husband aside, let him rest!
2. – Don’t look so sternly,
Better pour yourself a glass.
1. – We are happy to congratulate you
On this Anniversary!
2. – Our wish will be:
So that the wine always flows,
1. – To eat, to drink,
1+2 – Well, and most importantly – it could!
2. We will draw numbers in our beautiful place,
And your task will be to guess these numbers!
(turn their backs to the birthday girl and guests and “draw” numbers to the accompaniment of erotic music. Either the birthday girl’s age, or 18, or date of birth... The birthday girl guesses)
Contest. The competition is called: “Question and answer”. Everyone is welcome to participate. The presenter asks a question; whoever answers correctly first wins a prize (answer).
Questions: No. 1 We can’t scatter it, otherwise disaster will happen? (answer: salt) No. 2 Every day with her 2 times, Do your teeth have a feeling of ecstasy? (answer: toothbrush) No. 3 This is a writing thing, Is it a ballpoint......? (answer: pen) No. 4 He will create a “click” on the keys, Is this what everyone needs....? (answer: keychain) No. 5 We spend it every day, Isn’t she too lazy to jump into the bathroom? (answer: toilet paper) No. 6 You won’t be able to eat without it, After all, you put the food on it? (answer: spoon)
2Cool script for the 30th anniversary of the woman Marina
At the table with friends,
Opening the anniversary,
Speaking to you,
I want to start with words
Not from pretentious speeches,
Not at the table, rather,
And the kind that is spoken to friends heart to heart.
May today be our evening
It will be warm and cheerful,
Let them sound today
A hundred congratulations in a row.
There will be dancing, there will be songs,
Jokes will be appropriate here.
Let's celebrate the anniversary together
Everyone needs to pour it into their glasses!
The Birthday holiday is an annual gift given to a person in order to rejoice, love, and the affection that relatives, colleagues, and friends have for him. Today we have gathered to celebrate a significant date in Marinochka’s life.
Eastern wisdom says:
Only he will conquer his age,
Who once a year, having gathered friends,
He will pour more glasses,
And he won’t drink for a year,
That they flew away forever
And he will drink for every year,
What will come to him in the future,
And the more fully and often you drink,
The more years you can live!
For the dear birthday girl!
(feast 10 min.)
Now let's greet each other...
Table fun
They raised their right hand - they waved to the hero of the day!
Well, the left hand falls slightly onto the knee...
Not yours! And your neighbor!
With our right hand we warmly hug our neighbor’s shoulder so decently... Did you like it? Great!
We swung left and right. Well done! Great! Bravo!
They stroked their belly and smiled from ear to ear!
Let's nudge the neighbor on the right, wink at the neighbor on the left!
We take a glass in our hand and fill it to the brim!
We continue the fun - clink glasses with the neighbor on the right...
So that the glass doesn’t fog up, let’s clink glasses with the neighbor on the left….
And with the opposite neighbor - for a cheerful team....
We get up from our seats together and say a toast in our thoughts...
Let's say together “Congratulations!” and we drink everything to the bottom!
Don’t forget to have a bite and pour yourself some more!
Dear friends, before we begin our heated celebration of the anniversary, I would like our hero of the day to read a woman’s prayer.
Women's prayer before the anniversary:
“Lord, help me not to get drunk! wake up in YOUR bed in the morning. WITH HUSBAND! Help me not to lose my image as a business woman! Don't punch your guests in the face! And don’t sit with your butt in the salad! Don't lose things (including yourself)! Help me not text anyone drunk at 2 a.m.! Don't call! And most importantly, do not confess your love to anyone! in any case, no more than 2 times! Help me come home with two, not four! And if I do something, Lord, erase my memory forever and ever! Amen.
TOAST TO PARENTS.
Today the closest ones are present at the anniversary
and the relatives of the birthday boy are mom and dad!
Dear guests! Let's greet mom and dad with friendly loud applause. After all, they are also birthday people today! 30 years ago, on November 7, 1980, angels descended from heaven and a great miracle happened: a charming baby was born, the first-born in the family, a girl - Marina!
Dear parents
Do you remember the day when you brought Marinochka from the hospital?
What was she like?
How do you see her now?
(Congratulations to mom and dad)
Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents!
Glory, praise and honor to the parents!
I think the people will agree
Why should we raise a toast to our parents?
We wish you health and happiness!
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The hall is large, and our guests
There are few toasts.
Is the situation familiar?
I propose differently!
The first table will learn the words: “There will be a lot of proposals!”
The second table will tell us directly: “A birthday is a glorious holiday!”
The third table will say: “Our honor to the hero of the day!”
And the fourth, all jubilant: “Let’s kiss the hero of the day!”
Remember the words?
We have gathered in this hall
Yes, we drank a glass,
We ate delicious Olivier,
We became a little tipsier.
Is the situation familiar?
I propose differently!
We will teach you to have fun!…. First table!
1. There will be a lot of offers!
To congratulate the hero of the day,
We need to drink a lot,
For what? We'll say it straight!...Second table!
2. Birthday is a glorious holiday!
We'll knock our feet
Like, we want something hot!
Someone will make a toast... Third table!
3. Our honor to the hero of the day!
Vodka splashes in glasses,
For some reason everything is not enough for us...
What to do? This is the case... First table!
1. There will be a lot of offers!
The proposal is:
We should drink while standing.
Who will give the toast? ...Third table!
3. Our honor to the hero of the day!
Well, does your heart warm?
Now it's a different matter!
We passed the test with flying colors! ...Third table!
3. Our honor to the hero of the day!
Why are you so official?
To be perfect
We have no honor for the main one here…..Second table!
2. Birthday is a glorious holiday!
This is worth drinking for
So that we can live happily,
Congratulations to the hero of the day,
To glorify the hero of the day,
What a date we are celebrating!…. Fourth table!
4. Kiss the hero of the day!
Let's repeat again, jubilantly..... Table four!
4. Kiss the hero of the day!
So, now I will talk about the life path of the hero of the day. And you, Marinochka, will help me. Your task is as simple as a synchrophasotron. It is necessary to say: “Should we have a drink?” This should be done after the words “And he says...”
Once upon a time there was a birthday girl. She was inquisitive - passion! It happened back in preschool age she comes up to her parents and says...
Not really! She says: “Where do children come from?” or “Why doesn’t the sun fall?”….
And the parents bury themselves in books, but they explain and explain. But time passed, and in the 7th grade the school principal came out and said...
(Celebrant of the day: Shouldn’t we have a drink?)
Yes you! He says that every student will participate in some kind of Olympiad, and (Marina Dobrova) - in all of them at once! And she took part, even taking first place. Therefore on last call takes (Marina Dobrova) a response from all the graduates and says...
(The hero of the day. Shouldn’t we have a drink?)
No, she says: “Thank you for participating, I received such hardening in the struggle of life.” ... Then technical school, sessions, coursework. She came to work to get a job and said...
(The hero of the day. Shouldn’t we have a drink?)
Tatiana's performances No. 1 and No. 2
(choose a song from the repertoire of the folk song choir “Harmony”,
Penina T.V. – “In our song district”, Sivkova T.F. – “Drinking”, Titov O.V. accompanies)
1 - W the competition is over "Songs that everyone knows". I think I will express the opinion of the jury that for this competition all participants will receive five points. Well, well, the jury is summing up the results of the competition as a whole and preparing for the awards.
2 - Dear friends, we would like to inform you that our Tatianas celebrate not only Tatiana’s day in January, but also our Tanyas were born in the same month.
1 - The name Tatyana means - organizer, founder, ruler, appointed. Relatives affectionately call her Tanya, Tanyukha, Tatyanka, Tanyusha, Tanyusha, Tatusya, Tusya.
2 - Women with this name are practical and active, at the same time they are emotional and impulsive.
1 - The sun rose early in the morning
Only for you, Tatyana.
2 - Somewhere it's raining overseas
Only for you, Tatyana.
1 - The mischievous winds are drunk
Only you, Tatyana.
2 - You are beautiful without a flaw!
Happy Birthday, Tatyana!
1 - All attention to the screen, for you, Tatyana Vladimirovna, it sounds musical congratulations from everyone gathered in this room!
Video congratulations for T.V. Penina
2 - By the bright name - Tatyana
Everyone calls you!
1 - Happy birthday
All friends and all relatives!
2 - We wish you complete happiness,
Love like in a fairy tale - unearthly,
1 - Let him protect you
Angel in the sky above you!
2 - We wish you to live in abundance,
By - more money, less tears!
1 - May your dreams come true,
Only from your dreams!
2 - All attention to the screen, for you, Tatyana Fedorovna, a musical congratulation also sounds!
Video congratulations for T.F. Sivkova
1 - And now we are starting the award ceremony. The jury deliberated and decided that both Tatianas were irresistible and deserved the highest score!
2 - Dear Tatiana, we are sincerely happy for you, a friendly draw means that you are both at your best! Accept your gifts.
1 - Dear Tatiana! Once again we congratulate you on your name day!
We wish you inspiration at work,
Good friends, good mood,
Hope and love and happiness and success,
Smiles, joy, health, laughter!
All the best to you!
Elena Agarkova sings “Three Wishes” for you
2 - Well, friends, with her fiery performance Elena Agarkova opened the second part of our evening - the drinking part!
1 - Dear friends, and now, I think it’s time to raise our glasses and congratulate our Tatyanas on their name day!
(Table part)
Dear friends, I invite you to take part in a quiz with questions about Tatiana’s Day.
A Russian student can mark his professional holiday three times a day academic year. Namely:
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The song “And I’m white and fluffy” is performed by the birthday girl - Tatyana Penina, meet me!
1 - Once again we offer you a table game - a quiz
"Fabulous fashionistas"
The topic of fashion today is more popular than ever. How many fashionistas and fashionistas look at us from TV screens, from glossy covers. But I dare to assure you that there are many fashionistas not only in life and in glossy magazines, but also in fairy tales. I suggest we talk about fairy-tale heroes and the fabulous fashion world. Your task: to name the hidden fashionista or fashionista.
Riddles for the quiz:
1. A feature of this fashionista’s wardrobe is the usual white robe, he carries chocolate and eggnog with him (Dr. Aibolit)
2. This fashionista boasts of having exclusive, valuable crystal shoes in her wardrobe. (Cinderella)
3. This young fashionista wears a paper jacket and a cap with a tassel on his head. (Pinocchio)
4. A feature of this young fashionista’s wardrobe is a brightly colored headdress, as well as fashion accessory- basket with pies (Little Red Riding Hood)
5. A fashionista whose wardrobe became famous thanks to a motor and a button (Carlson)
6. A fashionista of the most respectable age is always dressed in rare things. The image of a fashionista is completed by a vehicle - a broom or a mortar (Baba Yaga)
7. A fashionista whose wardrobe has not yet been studied, but became famous thanks to his big ears and friendship with a crocodile (Cheburashka)
8. A fashionista whose distinctive feature is a beard of a very exotic color (Blue Beard)
9. Shorty fashionista adoring bright colors. A blue hat, yellow trousers, an orange shirt with a green tie made him famous on Earth and on the Moon (Dunno)
10. Speaking about this fashionista, I would like to draw your attention to a shocking vehicle - a stove (Emelya)
11. Everyone knows this charming little fashionista by blue color hair (Malvina)
12. A fashionista whose distinctive feature is boots and a chic fluffy tail (Puss in Boots)
13. Dry, skinny, thin-bodied, long-lived fashionista. He has gone a long way in terms of PR for accessories. I hid the needle according to the principle of designer nesting dolls (Koschei the Deathless)
14. The fashionista is a queen, dazzlingly white, her clothes are woven from millions of snow stars (The Snow Queen)
15. A fashionista is a soldier, missing a leg, but not without a fiery heart (Tin soldier)
16. A fashionista whose body is stuffed with straw (Scarecrow)
17. A very educated fashionista, doctor of puppetry sciences, a long beard is the main attribute of his image (Karabas Barabas)
(The winner is the participant who gave greatest number correct answers and receives any fashion accessory as a prize: cosmetic bag, mirror, etc.)
Musical comic forecast "And after the 15th glass....."
2 - As far as I know, people who have known each other for a long time have gathered here, but where else, if not at the holidays, can you get to know each other better, see new talents of a friend, or learn his secrets and dreams. I propose, for example, to find out who and how behaves at a holiday when they take their tenth or twentieth glass. So, dear guests, before the start of the competition, we ask everyone to fill their glasses! (fill)
Music plays "Drink to the bottom"
I have a magic hat “Pour” in my hands! Well, have you gathered your thoughts? We are starting to get to know you!
(He walks around the guests and plays out a musical forecast; during the transition of the fairytale, excerpts from songs sound: women's or men's).
"Game Hat"
It’s so good that there are holidays in the world, we can get together, among friends and loved ones. Let's never forget our friends!
