• Doctor's Day scenario for a holiday in nature. Scenario for Doctor's Day “Men in White Coats”

    09.08.2019

    On the third Sunday in June we honor doctors and nurses, medical staff of hospitals, clinics and diagnostic centers. We offer a scenario for the event “Medical Worker Day” with festive concert and the awards ceremony.

    Scenario of a festive event dedicated to Medical Worker Day

    general characteristics Props Organizing Committee

    Event duration: 60 minutes

    Age of participants: 18-70 years

    Number of participants: 50-80 people

    To carry out the event you need:

    • auditorium and stage
    • sound reinforcement equipment
    • selection of music according to the script
    • 1 changing room for concert participants
    • Certificates of honor and memorable gifts for awarded health workers

    Participating in the event:

    Presenter, sound engineer, singer and singer, dance group, schoolgirl primary classes, chief physician, district head, organizing committee.

    Before the event starts, lyrical music is played in the hall.

    Beginning of the event: fanfare sounds

    The Presenter appears on the stage.

    HOST:

    Hello, dear friends! Every third Sunday in June, our country celebrates the professional holiday of medical workers. There is no more honorable, more responsible profession in the world than a doctor; at all times, people who guarded health have enjoyed special respect. Medical Worker's Day is celebrated not only by doctors and nurses, but also by all specialists, without whose help medical science would be essential: engineers and technologists who invent new equipment for the treatment and diagnosis of diseases, chemists, biologists, laboratory assistants, orderlies... The work of medical workers is a high service in the name and benefit of people: medical workers selflessly protect the greatest values ​​given to a person - his life and health.

    The festive event dedicated to Medical Worker's Day will be opened by a person who knows everything about the work of doctors, their joys and problems, because he is not only a doctor with extensive professional experience, but also the chief doctor in our area - ……………… ……………( Full Name).

    THE WORD IS GIVEN TO THE CHIEF DOCTOR ……………………………

    HOST:

    What can you wish for people who guard human health, and therefore human happiness? Of course, to be healthy, prosperous, lucky, strong, skillful, efficient! I would like to wish you success in your work, which requires mental strength and complete dedication. Happy holiday, dear medical workers!

    Our musical wish will be fulfilled by the soloist of the pop orchestra………………

    SONG: “Musical wish to doctors”

    HOST:

    Dear friends, it would be wrong to talk only about work on a holiday. It is known that doctors are the most active creators of tales and anecdotes, because they have an excellent sense of humor. It has been proven that doctors are the most responsible people, because life on planet Earth depends on them. We know that doctors’ favorite phrase is: “ Beautiful person“This is a healthy person!” Our dears, always be healthy and beautiful!

    Studio members dance for you ballroom dance: Viennese waltz.

    MUSIC SOUNDS: “Viennese Waltz” performed by a ballroom dance studio

    AWARDING doctors with certificates of honor and memorable gifts is carried out by …………………………………

    HOST:

    It's no secret that a good doctor needs not only his own talent, knowledge and sensitivity. For success in this difficult field, support and understanding from colleagues is very important - what is called teamwork: cooperation, friendship, alliance, unity, unanimity, like-mindedness, consent, camaraderie, community, interaction, mutual assistance, mutual understanding, mutual assistance, cohesion , coherence, teamwork, singing ( The presenter addresses the audience and asks the participants of the holiday to remember the concepts that ensure the coordinated work of the team).

    Probably an important quality for a medical worker is patience. And now we will find out who we have to endure: ……………………………….. sings for you.

    SONG SOUNDS: “Neighbor”

    HOST:

    The next song is addressed, first of all, to the doctors of the psychoneurological dispensary. Only they will be able to make an accurate diagnosis of the man in the yellow shoes. Dear friends, the soloist of the pop orchestra sings for you …………………………..

    SONG SOUNDS: “Yellow Shoes”

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    1. Scenario for the day of a medical worker

    Presenter:
    Oh, you guests - gentlemen!
    Have you gathered here?
    Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
    And glorify your deeds!
    Your hospital town -
    He is neither low nor high.
    Good people live there
    And it brings health to everyone.
    Chief Doctor Aibolit
    He keeps order here.
    They work here with their souls -
    Anyone in the city knows.
    I offer you a riddle:
    Who knows about everything in the hospital
    And he suffers for everything with his soul?
    Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
    Did you guess it? Who is he?

    Presenter:
    That's right, this is the chief doctor of the hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.

    Speech by the head physician

    Presenter:
    A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!

    Presenter:
    So, a man is born, and who meets him on the threshold of the big and difficult life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.

    Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):
    Make a woman beautiful
    And healthy you should.
    For this important purpose
    Gynecologists are needed!
    Help to appear
    To the kids in the world,
    To you from everyone, from everyone for this -
    Thanks and hello!

    (All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)

    Presenter:
    The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.

    Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):
    Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
    You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
    They will get a vaccination and an injection,
    So that you can get better.
    Top top, don't be afraid of them:
    All in white and kindly robes,
    There is nothing better and kinder in the world
    Children's clinic doctors!
    Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
    Top-top, top-top, first steps.

    Presenter:
    Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his pleasure, he can walk on all floors and in every office he will be received, listened to, given good advice and a recipe.

    Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, soldiers were coming"):
    If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
    Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
    Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
    And, of course, you can get sick leave!
    Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
    And mothers bring their children here.
    Any doctor here can see you.
    And you can get everything tested here!

    Presenter:
    In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker, no matter how capable and talented he may be, can live. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
    Everything is in your hands.
    Finance is power!
    You are our almighty king and god!
    Life without money seems hateful
    If the chief accountant didn’t help!

    Presenter:
    We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!

    Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):
    The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
    After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
    Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
    Let's get the money and we're happy!
    We say "thank you" to you,
    Thank you for the money.
    Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
    Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!

    Presenter:
    If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.

    Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):
    If it's long - long - long,
    If the cough does not go away,
    If it gets hard for you,
    Stomp, ride and run,
    Perhaps, then of course,
    That's probably true, true,
    It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
    You should go to therapy!
    Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
    Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
    Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
    Ahh, all habits heal,
    Ahh, don’t come here to them!
    Ahh, don’t come here to them!

    Presenter:
    And if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly fell ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.

    Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):
    Why have you eaten too much again?
    Why did you get so sick?
    To ease the suffering,
    Needs rinsing!
    Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
    And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!

    Presenter:
    People end up in this department completely unexpectedly and unexpectedly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.

    Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):
    Once again they are bringing us a patient in an ambulance -
    Work again!
    In the operating room the seconds are running,
    Care for everyone!
    Can we take trouble away from people again?
    Can we save you from death?
    Bring happiness to the sick?!
    Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
    I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
    I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
    I want to help you, I want to help all people!
    Just know it!!!

    Presenter:
    We cannot remain silent and not say kind words thanks to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!

    Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):
    And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
    But don’t bother us with the repairs!
    True, our bosses are golden guys.
    And they always give us whatever you want!
    I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
    "Here you go again, darling!
    Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
    I still won’t give you what you want!”
    Our editors will never offend us either,
    He will give you as many consultations as you want!
    And he knows and sees all our problems,
    But you can’t take money from him!
    He says: “I can’t, life has changed dramatically,
    I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
    You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
    We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
    But we hope that our life will become better.
    Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
    Our good bosses will call and say:
    "Come and take whatever you want!"

    Presenter:
    I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!

    Presenter:
    And now I ask everyone to come to the table.

    (Feast, games, dancing.)

    2. Medical Worker's Day. Holiday, script dedicated to the day medical worker.

    Long before the holiday, a poster is hung with the image of Doctor Aibolit and the task for each department is to prepare an interesting act.

    All words of congratulations belong to the Presenter.
    Today is Doctors' Day,
    We congratulate everyone!
    Let the song flow more cheerfully
    Sounds like fun laughter!
    We wish you with all our hearts
    Dance today!
    And we hasten to congratulate everyone
    And wish you happiness!

    We're on a journey
    We invite you,
    It's like being in a fairy tale
    Let's play a fairy tale:
    Let's go to the departments
    Our hospital
    And we, without a doubt,
    A miracle will happen.

    Congratulations to the therapists:
    Almost historical
    Therapeutic department.
    General practitioners
    They're rushing to work
    On Tuesday and Wednesday
    And even on Saturday
    And even when
    The country is resting
    Hospital then
    Shouldn't rest!
    General practitioners,
    You are nice people!
    Let your secrets
    They will be famous!
    We are so grateful
    For your work,
    We are so grateful
    For your concern!
    We wish you
    Health today!
    After all, this is success
    All over the preface!

    I'm the word now
    I give it to therapists.
    Will open for us
    They are their soul.
    Speech by therapists.

    Song for surgeons:
    I stood and trembled
    In the surgeon's office:
    Here she took me
    Nervous trembling
    I almost fell -
    It got bad, it got bad,
    And the surgeon got
    Sharp knife.
    He looked into my eyes,
    He spoke very quietly
    He mocked my fear.
    I'm completely numb
    It became dashing, it became dashing:
    My soul and body have cooled down.
    And the surgeon slashed
    By bandages and cotton wool
    And he put ointment on my abscess,
    Only me all spring
    At night I ran somewhere
    And until the summer he was treated for a nervous breakdown.
    Oh, surgeon, you are a surgeon,
    Your mysterious image
    Dreaming long years contract.
    Scalpel in a cloud of hands
    And a mocking voice
    And under the cap there is a tender look.
    Surgeons! Say something, prove your talents!
    Surgeons' speech.

    Congratulations to traumatologists:
    The condition is critical,
    Trauma department...
    Come in boldly
    Get busy.

    Traumatologists work
    They know clearly: inside and out.
    For their concern
    Everyone responds kindly.
    Happens to anyone
    Trouble and misfortune
    And they will connect to salvation
    Traumatologists then.
    You'll break an arm or a leg
    Or you'll hit your head -
    There is mutual understanding here
    And you will find sympathy.
    Eternally grateful
    Thank you for your help until the end.
    Of course they work here
    Only kind hearts.
    And I will say again:
    "Traumatologists, you have the floor!"
    Speech by traumatologists.

    Congratulations to endocrinologists:
    In the endocrine department
    We will listen to the singing.
    Dedication song to an endocrinologist:
    Spring has spread
    Green canopy
    And the shore is gentle
    Everyone is waiting for the wave.
    Love you girls
    Endocrinologists:
    They are hormones
    Always full.
    They are cheerful, they are healthy,
    And the jokes are bold in the tongue.
    They won't tell you
    Not an ounce of anything new
    And they won't go
    Walk to the river.
    But there will be faithful ones
    They probably
    After all, they are not geologists,
    To walk.
    First in work
    Not nervous at all
    And dearly
    Dream about them.
    Spring has spread
    Green canopy
    And the shore is gentle
    Everyone is waiting for the wave.
    Love you girls
    Endocrinologists:
    They are hormones
    Always full.

    Congratulations to neurologists:
    Now walk more quietly
    So that no one can hear you.
    In neurology now
    Sleep is observed.
    The work of a neurologist is difficult
    And she's not always very cheerful.
    Old people and children believe in him:
    He is a healer not of the heart but of the soul.
    Souls are more difficult to treat than hands,
    Everything there is according to the rules, everything is according to science:
    The nerves are healthy and the body is healthy.
    You do not believe me? Honestly!
    You are very, very dear to us!
    Sing to us, neurologists.
    Speech by neurologists.

    Congratulations to urologists:
    Not many will survive
    Work in urology.
    Come in, don't make any noise,
    Don't wake up the department.
    In urological
    Department
    A lot of "critical"
    Without a doubt.
    People lie there
    Seriously ill
    And operations
    It's not simple.
    Difficult cases
    It often happens
    Only doctors there
    Don't be discouraged.
    They help everyone
    Beautiful people!
    May they have good luck
    Will accompany!
    In my opinion, everyone
    Will greatly oblige
    If you have your word
    Urology will tell you.
    Speech by urologists.

    Congratulations to toxicologists:
    Now another road
    Let's go to toxicology.
    In toxicology
    It's a hard life!
    In toxicology
    Just hold on!
    That poisoning
    That's indigestion
    Spoils what's good
    Mood.
    They poison everyone
    Whatever came to hand!
    Everyone gets poisoned
    Who lacks intelligence!
    And fussing
    Sometimes a nurse
    Can't sleep at all
    Until the morning.
    Happy holiday to you,
    Dear doctors!
    Let them be yours
    Hearts are hot!
    I'm ready to say:
    Toxicology - over to you!
    Speech by toxicologists.

    And now I promise:
    We'll play a little.
    Not flying and not looking,
    There will be just a medical examination:
    Need you to know
    Which office did you end up in?

    about the ophthalmologist:
    1. You got into the office,
    Where there are no bandages and iodine.
    The doctor will examine the fundus
    A magnifying glass will be connected to this,
    He is pure in soul and heart.
    That's for sure... (ophthalmologist).

    about lore:
    2. This doctor will wash your nose,
    Maybe push some cotton wool,
    If necessary, open his mouth -
    He will check his throat
    He will put tampons in his ears.
    Everyone has known for a long time:
    He is a serious person
    This doctor is called... (ENT).

    about the gynecologist:
    3. You can laugh or cry,
    Only this is a female doctor.
    He immediately senses illness
    He treats all pregnant women.
    His day in the service is long.
    This doctor... (gynecologist).

    about the dentist:
    4. And now I ask for a chair,
    Take a seat quickly
    Open your mouth wider
    Wait: the doctor will come.
    He will conduct excavations in the teeth,
    He will make fillings and braces,
    Remove the diseased fragment...
    This is a wonderful... (dentist).

    about the cardiologist:
    5. He doesn’t look at you menacingly,
    He's always so serious
    He has his own program:
    Can take a cardiogram,
    Can I take your pulse?
    And check the pressure.
    And imagine as an astrologer,
    Everything will be predicted... (cardiologist).

    about the surgeon:
    6. He is sometimes sad, sometimes he laughs,
    Never separates
    He's with a scalpel. Friends,
    He can't live without it.
    He is always cheerful, fresh,
    What is not needed will be cut off,
    He will sew what you need...
    Maybe vice versa.
    He will drink a little alcohol,
    I'm flirting a little with the nurse...
    He is a brother and friend to all doctors.
    Did you guess it? He... (surgeon).

    about the nurse:
    7. Who is always with a bandage and cotton wool?
    In a white ironed robe?
    Knows what? Where? For what?
    How to treat? Whom? And with what?
    Will give his orders
    And will he sign all the decisions?
    Who is always ready in the morning?
    This is the older... (sister).

    about the pharmacist:
    Now let's go to the pharmacy
    Let's look at the river for medicine,
    And we'll find out who looks like
    Our question will determine.
    1. Who will make the medicine?
    He will arrange all the showcases,
    He'll stand by the window,
    Looks at the medicines
    The ointment will knead well,
    Will the powder be successfully weighed?
    Answers in a singsong voice,
    Well, of course... (pharmacist).

    about the pharmacist:
    2. Well, who is this, by the way?
    In a white cap and robe?
    Like a minister in a vast kingdom,
    Checks all medications.
    Checks everyone:
    Who is right and who is wrong here?
    Who didn't get enough pills?
    Where did you spill the powder?
    Who chatted like TV?
    Did you guess it? He... (pharmacist).

    about the chief physician:
    3. He is in a separate office,
    Always responsible for others
    Knows everything and knows everyone
    And in business there is always success!
    He can't sleep at night -
    He knows the troubles of hospitals,
    But you can’t solve everything, even if you cry -
    This is definitely the main... (doctor)!

    The medical examination went well
    Of course, it became clear to me
    That everyone in the hospital is healthy
    And cheerful! I give you my word!

    Happy holiday, dear medical workers!

    Happiness and success in your hard work!

    3. Competitions, games, poems and congratulations to doctors in the scenario of the holiday Medical Day, Medical Worker, for Medical Worker Day.

    Hello!

    Welcome to our fabulous clinic "Neboleyka", only today you will meet our wonderful specialists who will prescribe you medicines for all diseases and check your health.

    Where does theater begin?
    Everyone knows that from the wardrobe,
    But there are no clinics,
    No receptionist at the entrance.

    He will guide and advise
    To the patient Right way will indicate
    He will give you a ticket and put a stamp on it
    And he will send you to see a doctor.

    Grandma comes on stage
    (disguised young man or girl):

    Oh, what do you have here guys?
    Looks like a clinic?
    This is for me, I really need it,
    Let me go through all the doctors together.

    The grandmother approaches the reception staff:

    Milky, my back hurts and my heart is pressing,
    The leg is lame, the liver is tightening,
    The eyes can't see, the nerves are out of order,
    In short, there are health problems.

    Send me to the doctors soon,
    Give me a ticket, put a stamp on it,
    Well, guess which doctors?
    Guess my riddles together.

    She asks them riddles:

    1. The main doctors in the world,
    All colds are cured for people
    If you have problems with your throat
    Will they help me? (Pediatricians)

    2. If my eyes are tired,
    I started to see something bad,
    It’s somehow cloudy, the gaze is not clear,
    Will they help me? (Ophthalmologists)

    3. I became very nervous,
    And I'm tired of life,
    Does your grandmother need a gynecologist?
    No! So who? (Neurologist)

    4. The heart rhythm is not calm,
    Yes, and the age is worthy,
    The path up the stairs is so long,
    Does grandma need it? (Cardiologist)

    5. Runny nose, tears flowing from the nose,
    The ears don't hear very well,
    Cough muffles conversation
    Of course I need it? (Lore)

    The grandmother collects referrals to doctors from the receptionists, which they can write on napkins or any pieces of paper.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    How can we congratulate pediatricians,
    Their work is important and invaluable!
    Any trip to the hospital begins with them,
    They always have friendly faces.

    (addressing personally to pediatricians):

    Dear ones, how proud we are of your service,
    Today you are the sweetest and most beautiful
    You are, as always, worthy of admiration.
    Happy Doctor's Day! Congratulations!

    The grandmother holds any active competition, after which the doctors take her pulse and make a diagnosis - Healthy.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    How can we live without ophthalmologists?
    Without those who will quickly check your vision,
    The eyes are the most important human organ,
    If they get sick, he won't laugh!

    To see home, nature, friend, mother,
    Walk without squinting, but confidently and straight,
    You need to contact them for help!

    (Addressing personally to ophthalmologists):

    We congratulate you on “Medical Day”!

    Grandma is holding a competition.

    You can hold any vision testing competition, for example, draw something on pieces of paper and show it from afar, gradually moving further away. In the end, the grandmother is diagnosed - Healthy.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    It's been a long time since people's nerves have been roped,
    And sometimes my soul is heavy,
    Neuropathologists, funny guys,
    You will always be received with sincere warmth.

    (addressing personally to neurologists):

    Sometimes without feeling sorry for yourself,
    You are burning mentally at work,
    We hasten to congratulate you as soon as possible,
    Your work is especially appreciated!

    Grandma is holding a competition for the best nerves:

    everyone is given a piece of paper, it needs to be torn as small as possible, one with outstretched arm, you can’t help yourself.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    There is nothing more important in the body than the heart,
    It gives rise to feelings and recognitions,
    There is a warm light hidden in him and love,
    And happiness lies in consciousness.

    (Addressing personally to cardiologists):

    Sometimes your heart hurts,
    And we can’t fix those problems without you!
    "Medical Day" is flying all over the earth,
    We hasten to congratulate you on it!

    Grandmother holds a competition:

    You need to draw a heart on a piece of paper with your eyes closed.
    After the competition, the doctors diagnose the grandmother as healthy.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    Since childhood we have known the agreement,
    Our ear and nose is treated by ENT.
    If you have snot or otitis media,
    He will heal us quickly.

    (Addressing personally to the lore):

    How grateful we are to you,
    If your nose is breathing properly,
    Ears hear, throat is clear,
    You are the experts!

    We congratulate you on the holiday,
    We will glorify your work across the earth,
    Happy “Day” to you “Medika” dear ones,
    Our lores are golden!

    Grandma is holding a competition for the best ear, sweet compliments and congratulations are whispered into the ears of those who wish, they need to pass them on to a neighbor or say them out loud.

    After the competition, the doctors diagnose her as healthy.

    Our grandmother is healthy
    Thank you to all doctors
    We talk together with her,
    Glory to the good doctors!

    The grandmother changes her appearance to her younger self and makes a speech of gratitude to all the doctors and the head physician.

    After which the floor is given to the head doctor himself, who congratulates all those present on the holiday on the Day of the Medical Worker!!!

    4. Scenario for Doctor’s Day “Men in White Coats.”

    The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each guest is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.

    Leading:
    - Words of gratitude to you,
    To nurses and doctors,
    To those who saved our lives,
    To those who will return our health,
    Our deepest bow to you.
    To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to deserving medical workers, invited (full name).

    The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.

    Leading:
    - Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
    Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
    On guard of health, always on the alert,
    They are always on duty
    They pass our pain through themselves,
    They always help us in trouble,
    From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
    Thank you, people in white coats.

    (Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)

    Patient:
    - Hello, Doctor!

    Doctor:

    (The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)

    Doctor:
    -What are you complaining about, young man?

    Patient:
    - My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.

    Doctor:
    - Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.

    Patient:
    - Yes, doctor.

    (The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)

    Doctor:
    - My eyes are burning, my head is spinning!

    Patient:
    - Yes, doctor.

    (The doctor takes out a photograph beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)

    Doctor:
    - Is it easier?

    Patient:
    - Oh, yes, doctor, it’s much easier this way.

    Doctor:
    - Get dressed, you are in love. It’s not fatal, but if it doesn’t go away in two months, you’ll have to live with it for the rest of your life.

    (The patient leaves, another appears.)

    Doctor:
    - Hello, come in, undress, lie down.

    Patient:
    - Yes, I, this is the doctor, here...

    (Hands out papers.)

    Doctor:
    - I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.

    (The patient undresses and lies down.)

    Doctor:
    - Well, well, well, what are we complaining about?

    Patient:
    - For salary.

    (The doctor listens to him.)

    Doctor:
    - Interesting symptoms, you don’t seem to be experiencing any exhaustion. Sore throat?

    Patient:
    - Only after a cold beer.

    Doctor:
    - Dizzy?

    Patient:
    - Only after vodka.

    Doctor:
    - It seems to me that you are healthy, maybe you are a malingerer, my friend?

    Patient:
    - No, doctor, I’m not a malingerer, I’m a loader, sign the papers and tell me where to pour the coal.

    Leading:
    - Everyone here received lottery tickets upon entering. And so, not sparing smiles, we begin the lottery.

    The lottery is carried out with the help of those present. The host approaches each table and asks them to pull out a ball and read out the number. Prizes can be pillows with hearts, chewing gum in the shape of jaws, vodka as a medicinal tincture, chocolate - the hormone of joy, lemon - vitamin C, and much more. You can come up with a little joke for each prize.

    Leading:
    - Quiet hour is coming
    Everyone is in their rooms,
    Spring is just outside the window,
    A riot of aromas,
    Breaking the silence
    In a white robe,
    Young nurse
    Spun in a waltz.

    Dance competition for everyone present.
    The host approaches the dancing couple, gives one of them a balloon, and starts dancing with the other. The person with balloon. You can break a pair only once, when there is not one unbroken pair left around, the remaining person with the ball is given the task of bringing the ball in the palm of his hand to his beloved or loved one. A prize is awarded for a successful action.

    Next competition: “Nurse Courses”.
    Two women and two men are chosen. Male doctors give instructions to their nurses. After a certain distance, a ball is tied to two chairs and two glasses of water are placed; you can only get to the patient chairs along the drawn squares. The first task is to give an injection to the patient. A disposable syringe is assembled and a ball is pierced on the other side. The second task is to give the patient pills. Five tablets are taken, the nurse must transfer all the tablets into a spoon one at a time. The third task is to give an enema. To do this, use a small syringe to select water from one glass to another. The fastest and most agile one wins. She is presented with a painted diploma “Cool Nurse”.

    Leading:
    - You chose a difficult path, and yet,
    Walk without turning away from it, boldly,
    Is most valuable to you
    The health of everyone, without exception,
    Treating people is not an easy task,
    And you can’t make mistakes,
    So may good luck accompany you,
    And the Earth flourishes with joy!!!

    (poems are heard against the background of the music “Wind of Change”)

    Most beautiful
    There's an outfit in the world
    White cap
    White robe
    Held by pharmacists
    Pharmacists doctors
    The most valuable keys in the world.

    These are the keys to people's health
    Will you ever find
    Work is more important
    Should we find

    More reliable than a friend
    At the hour when it presses us
    Burden of illness
    Brings us faith

    A sympathetic look
    White cap
    White robe
    People who work

    In white coats
    Good knights
    In sunny armor
    Our doctors are coming

    First to fight
    With a serious illness
    Anyone with illness
    That's why

    So beautiful outfit
    White cap
    White robe.

    Presenter: Good afternoon, honorable and most respected people of our region.

    Good afternoon dear friends.

    Today we congratulate you on your professional holiday. Happy Medical Worker's Day to you!

    Medical Worker's Day is one of the most significant and revered professional holidays in our country.

    It is impossible to imagine the civilized world without specialists in white coats. And it would be completely unfair to deny the titanic work of medical personnel who fight every day for the health and lives of sick people.

    Dear doctors, nurses and brothers, orderlies and nurses, administrative staff, respected representatives of the service staff and everyone, everyone, one way or another involved in this noble cause

    Today, with all our hearts, with all our hearts, we congratulate you on the holiday

    We honor you and bow before you!

    We admire your noble, courageous, kind and wise work.

    We admire your selflessness.

    There are not many professions that can earn such epithets.

    Moreover, they are fair and even very modest.

    Presenter:

    Walk among many
    Angels and gods
    Give us hope
    White clothes!

    And they would really like
    Halos would do.
    Us with any wounds
    They will be cured in the end.

    Happy holiday, angels!
    Happy holiday, gods!

    Presenter: Well, now that the first beautiful holiday words have already been spoken, we are happy to give way to words that are more weighty, more meaningful.

    The floor for congratulations is given to the Head of the district _______________________.

    Presenter:

    Holidays are in the air!
    Medicine notes
    The day given to her by law
    Among colleagues and friends.

    We wish medicine
    Make a new vaccine
    So that health without difficulty
    It was with us forever.

    Your hospital town
    He is neither short nor tall.
    Good people live there
    And it brings health to everyone.

    Chief Doctor Aibolit
    He keeps order here.
    I offer you a riddle...
    Who knows about everything in the village

    And he suffers for everyone with his soul?
    Strict, handsome, stern, smart...
    Did you guess it? Who is he?

    Presenter: That's right, this is the chief physician of the hospital, and I am pleased to give the floor to the chief physician of the central regional hospital - ____________________________.

    Presenter: I invite ________________________________ to the stage to present honorary awards to the District Administration.

    Certificate of Honor from the District Administration:

    AWARDED:

    ___________________________________!

    Letters of gratitude from the District Administration

    AWARDED:

    _______________________________________________!

    Presenter:

    Representatives of professions for you,
    We send our friendly greetings.
    We wish you love and happiness,
    May God protect you from troubles,

    And every day yours will be full,
    Discoveries, creative ideas,
    Victories, recognitions, compliments
    And respect from people!

    Presenter: I invite __________________________ to the stage to present honorary awards.

    Badge "Excellence in Healthcare"

    GIVEN:

    ____________________________________.

    Certificate of Honor from the Ministry of Health

    GIVEN:

    _________________________________.

    Certificates of honor from the Health Committee of the ___ region

    GIVEN:

    Letters of gratitude from the Health Committee

    GIVEN:

    ______________________________________.

    Certificates of honor……………. district hospital

    GIVEN:

    ______________________________________.

    For an active and conscientious attitude to work

    PRIZES ARE GIVEN TO:

    ______________________________________.

    For being included in the photo stand “the district is proud of them”

    THE PRIZE IS AWARDED:

    ______________________________________.

    For active participation in the work of the Association of Paramedical Workers of the Novgorod Region "Volkhova"

    THE PRIZE IS AWARDED:

    ______________________________________.

    For work in medicine:

    AWARDED:

    ______________________________________.

    AWARDED:

    ______________________________________.

    AWARDED:

    ______________________________________.

    Young professionals

    AWARDED:

    ______________________________________.

    Presenter:

    Please accept our congratulations
    And also a friendly greeting.
    Love, health, wishes,
    There is nothing more expensive in the world.

    Good luck, tenderness and faith
    Smiles, joy, dreams.
    And thunderous applause
    All of you are worthy!

    Presenter: Let us consider the official part of our holiday closed, but do not rush to leave. We move on to the second, no less pleasant. But now you will be the patient, and we will try to cure you of boredom, blues and fatigue. Well, your treatment will not be carried out using traditional methods - songs, dances and funny stories.

    1. Song “_______________________________________________.”

    2. Song “_______________________________________________.”

    Presenter: To become a real doctor, you need a calling. It’s not for nothing that there is such an expression among medical workers: “Shine for others while you burn yourself!” You are at the service of people’s health!”

    I wish you all good health and long life!

    The longer you, the people who give life, live, the longer your patients live!

    We are pleased to welcome
    All of you cordially,
    Smiles glow
    Let this hall

    We are sure: there will be
    Nice meeting,
    After all, it's a hospital holiday
    He gathered us all here.

    3. Dance “_______________________________________________.”

    4. Song “_______________________________________________.”

    Presenter:

    The doctor accompanies a person throughout his life, from the first cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue.

    Glory, glory to the doctors,
    Nurses, paramedics.
    To all nurses, ophthalmologists,
    Obstetricians, prosthetists,

    Dentists and lorists,
    We sing glory to the whole choir.
    Even if someone is healthy,
    Life started with doctors!

    Their caring hands.
    Eased the pain of mothers,
    So that we can be born.
    God forbid we catch a cold,

    Catch bronchitis or flu -
    We'll remember them right away!
    Everyone will tell you about them,
    How skillful and brave;

    How they will be covered with attention,
    To improve the condition;
    How, fighting for people's lives,
    They forget about theirs.

    Took the Hippocratic oath
    They are faithful to her in their work.
    Glory, glory to the doctors!
    We bow deeply to you.

    5. Song “_______________________________________________”.

    Presenter: Doctor! Medic! Doctor! These people have been worshiped in all ages and at all times. They were always respected and loved, because they were the ones who made people’s lives easier and instilled hope for the future. They are the ones who free people from pain, and sometimes provide the wisdom with which a person can exist in the world.

    You can become a real doctor not so much by learning all the terms and concepts, but by feeling love for people, for children, a desire to serve them, help and understand them.

    We want to wish with all our hearts:
    In business - success, happiness, respect!
    So that your children do not upset you
    So that sadness bypasses you

    So that the eyes of salty tears do not know,
    The smile would never leave your lips!
    So that you always have a charge of vigor
    So that you never know sadness,

    May the holidays continue for many years in a row
    You celebrated in your team!

    6. “Round dance”.

    Cybernetics is everywhere today
    Yesterday's fiction is nothing
    And in the future, what miracle will there be?

    Of course, I won’t say for sure
    But in the future it will probably be like this.
    All human diseases have disappeared.

    Which means there’s no need for medicine.
    And for spiritual joys of the mind
    A special store has been opened - a pharmacy.

    Whatever our need,
    At that very moment, they will respond, ready:
    - Tell me, do you have any tenderness today?

    Yes, with the addition of the warmest words!
    - And I would like happiness flowing in full swing!
    - What month do you need? For a year?

    No, I would like happiness forever!
    - There is no such thing, but we are waiting in a month!
    - And I ask for fidelity for my husband!

    Male fidelity? It's true, it's difficult...
    But nothing. I think it's possible.
    Don't worry, I'll find it for you

    And I would like drops, trembling in my blood
    I am a northerner, an arctic man
    - And for me - a bottle of burning love
    And half the bottle is simply platonic.

    Can I have a vitamin against lies?
    - Please, both tasty and active!
    “Is there an anti-talk for women?”

    Eat. But so far ineffective...
    - Is there an “anti-scandal” vaccine?
    - Included in the set for husband and wife:

    An hour before the quarrel, two injections in the back
    Or one in the sitting part of the back...
    - To me " languid look» for eyes of any color

    Please. A drop before bed.
    - And I would like passions...
    - Passion for recipes!

    We don’t give away passions and poisons like that!
    - And for me, at least those in the boxes,
    "Declaration of Love"! I barely found it!

    What do you think, with or without a wedding?
    - Of course, a confession with a wedding,
    No wedding is enough! I already took it!

    How can you tell me to make childbirth easier?
    - Here are the powders and the birth will be smooth.
    And instead of you, your husband will have contractions,
    You will give birth, and he will scream.

    Let the joke fill the sails!
    But nowadays there are miracles everywhere in life!
    Who knows, what if even in our century
    Will pharmacies like this open?!

    Presenter: Perhaps not a single person on this planet can do without medical care. You are saving our lives and helping us get back on track to recovery. How often does it happen that only a doctor is able to instill hope in a person and believe in recovery! So be happy! Happy holiday!

    7. Song “_______________________________________________.”

    Presenter: Dear doctors, answer me this question. At sight stranger and based on its symptoms, can you immediately make a diagnosis? Let's all together diagnose the people who sing these songs. Shall we try?

    And love is only what it seems ( Hallucinations)

    You'll never see me. ( Blindness).

    I freeze in the warmth, but burn in the cold. ( Flu).

    Four nights without sleep, the moon looks out of the windows, she looks out from the screens. ( Insomnia).

    Am I going crazy or going crazy? high degree madness. ( Schizophrenia)

    That the heavy globe of the earth will never float under our feet. ( Fainting).

    But you don’t know, and you don’t hear my sadness. ( Otitis).

    In the same way, in the evening I get tired and sad and sometimes cry. ( Depression).

    I say, you are silent. ( Dumbness).

    I am not the same today as I was yesterday. ( Hangover).

    And I recognize my sweetheart by his gait. ( Flat feet).

    My heart stopped, my heart froze. ( Acute heart failure).

    - “Why are you looking sideways, dear...” ( Strabismus)

    Presenter: Well, thank you.

    On Medical Worker's Day, I would like to wish you only happiness in life. May you never have to doubt the benefits that you bring with every minute of your work! Happy holiday!

    8. Dance “_______________________________________________.”

    Presenter: There are many good, wonderful health care workers in our area. From their knowledge, ability to quickly understand difficult situation, providing qualified assistance depends on a person’s life. And to golden hands there is always a golden heart. You need to have great patience, attentiveness and mercy to earn the trust of people.

    You are not stokers, you are not carpenters
    From us - warm greetings to everyone
    You are medical workers,
    We can't do it without you, no.

    We sneezed - you are our thermometer.
    We are sick - you give an injection.
    After all, there is no higher joy for a doctor,
    So that the sick person leaves healthy.

    9. Scene ________________________________________

    10. Dance _____________________________________________

    Presenter: Medical Worker's Day, a holiday in which not only those working in clinics and hospitals are involved, but also those who come here for help. And for a doctor, the highest reward is words of gratitude and appreciation from us, your patients.

    White bathrobes
    and strong hands,
    always skillful
    operational.

    In the fight against disease
    you are selfless
    and there is nothing healthier
    this calling.

    You are very different
    you are all appreciated.
    Light for you; celebrate
    and live, beloved!

    11. Song “Grief is not a problem.”

    Presenter:

    Each destiny is marked
    main road milestones.
    Don't give up on your luck
    and may God help you!

    So that the diseases are severe
    the world was not allowed to collapse,
    be perfectly healthy.
    Happy holiday!
    We welcome you!

    Our Meeting ends. Let everyone have it for as long as possible good mood, may there be peace and happiness in your home, success and patience in your work, calm patients and good health to all of you!

    Speech program. (After the award ceremony).

    Musical numbers. Dancing.

    Presenter:
    - Hello, the most respected people of our city. Today we want to congratulate you on this wonderful holiday - Medical Worker's Day!

    In our country, and throughout the world, this is one of the most revered days. No civilized country would exist for a day without people in white coats. And to deny their titanic work is completely unfair. After all, medical personnel fight every day for the life and health of sick people.

    Dear doctors, today we sincerely, with all our hearts, congratulate you on your professional holiday. We bow to your courageous, noble, wise and kind work. Not many professions could earn themselves so many epithets. Moreover, they are very modest and very fair.

    (A congratulatory poem addressed to medical workers is heard).

    Leading:
    - And now, when the first holidays beautiful words said, we will be happy to give way to more meaningful and more significant congratulations.

    A congratulatory word is given to the Head of our city (Full name of the head).

    (The mayor of the city makes a congratulatory speech).

    Presenter:
    - You are invited to the stage to present honorary awards chief physician central city hospital (full name of doctor).

    (A ceremony is held to award doctors, nurses and other medical industry workers with certificates of honor and gratitude).

    Leading:
    - So the solemn ceremony has come to an end. official part our holiday, but it’s too early to leave, as we move on to the second part – the entertaining one. And now you have to play the role of patients, and we will try to cure you of fatigue, blues and boredom. Moreover, your treatment will be carried out unconventional methods– funny stories, dances and songs.

    (A cheerful congratulatory song sounds).

    Presenter:
    - A real doctor – this is a calling. We wish you all good health and longevity!

    (A dance is performed as a gift to all medical workers).

    Leading:
    - A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life. From the first loud cry to the very last breath. Those people whom nature has blessed with excellent health are very lucky, because this does not always happen. And then our dear doctors come to the rescue.

    Presenter:
    - Doctor, medic, healer! In all centuries, people have bowed to them. They were always loved and respected because they made life easier and helped us believe in the best. They still free people from pain, and sometimes give the wisdom that helps a person to exist in the world.

    In order to become a doctor, it is not enough to learn all the concepts and terms, you also need to feel love for children, for people, a desire to understand them, help and serve them.

    (a congratulatory song is addressed to the doctors).

    Leading:
    - Now let’s check whether our respected doctors are able to look at the symptoms and appearance diagnose a stranger immediately.

    Held fun game. All participants are divided into two teams, each given a list of lines from popular songs. Using these lines, opponents must make the most accurate diagnosis. For example: I will never see you... (blindness), etc.

    Presenter:
    - Well, thank you. On this wonderful day I would like to wish you great happiness. We wish you not to doubt for a minute the benefits that your work brings! Happy holiday to you, dear medical workers.

    Leading:
    - Doctor's Day- This is a holiday not only for workers of clinics and hospitals, but also for those who come here for help. Words of sincere gratitude and appreciation from a patient are the highest reward for a doctor.

    Presenter:
    - Our joyful meeting is coming to an end. May this good mood remain with everyone for a long time, may there be happiness and peace in your home, patience and success in work, good health and calm patients to all of you!

    1. Scenario for the day of a medical worker
    Oh, you guests - gentlemen!
    Have you gathered here?
    Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
    And glorify your deeds!
    Your hospital town -
    He is neither low nor high.
    Good people live there
    And it brings health to everyone.
    Chief Doctor Aibolit
    He keeps order here.
    They work here with their souls -
    Anyone in the city knows.
    I offer you a riddle:
    Who knows about everything in the hospital
    And he suffers for everything with his soul?
    Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
    Did you guess it? Who is he?
    That's right, this is the chief doctor of the hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.

    Speech by the head physician

    Presenter:
    A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!


    So, a person is born, and who meets him on the threshold of a big and complex life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.

    Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):


    Make a woman beautiful
    And healthy you should.
    For this important purpose
    Gynecologists are needed!
    Help to appear
    To the kids in the world,
    To you from everyone, from everyone for this -
    Thanks and hello!

    (All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)

    Presenter:
    The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.

    Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):


    Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
    You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
    They will get a vaccination and an injection,
    So that you can get better.
    Top top, don't be afraid of them:
    All in white and kindly robes,
    There is nothing better and kinder in the world
    Children's clinic doctors!
    Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
    Top-top, top-top, first steps.
    Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his pleasure, he can walk on all floors and in each office they will receive him, listen to him, and give him good advice and a recipe.

    Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, soldiers were coming"):


    If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
    Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
    Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
    And, of course, you can get sick leave!
    Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
    And mothers bring their children here.
    Any doctor here can see you.
    And you can get everything tested here!
    In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker, no matter how capable and talented he may be, can live. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
    Everything is in your hands.
    Finance is power!
    You are our almighty king and god!
    Life without money seems hateful
    If the chief accountant didn’t help!
    We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!

    Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):


    The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
    After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
    Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
    Let's get the money and we're happy!
    We say "thank you" to you,
    Thank you for the money.
    Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
    Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!
    If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.

    Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):


    If it's long - long - long,
    If the cough does not go away,
    If it gets hard for you,
    Stomp, ride and run,
    Perhaps, then of course,
    That's probably true, true,
    It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
    You should go to therapy!
    Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
    Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
    Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
    Ahh, all habits heal,
    Ahh, don’t come here to them!
    Ahh, don’t come here to them!
    And if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly fell ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.

    Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):


    Why have you eaten too much again?
    Why did you get so sick?
    To ease the suffering,
    Needs rinsing!
    Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
    And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!
    People end up in this department completely unexpectedly and unexpectedly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.

    Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):


    Once again they are bringing us a patient in an ambulance -
    Work again!
    In the operating room the seconds are running,
    Care for everyone!
    Can we take trouble away from people again?
    Can we save you from death?
    Bring happiness to the sick?!
    Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
    I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
    I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
    I want to help you, I want to help all people!
    Just know it!!!
    We cannot remain silent and not say warm words of gratitude to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!

    Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):


    And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
    But don’t bother us with the repairs!
    True, our bosses are golden guys.
    And they always give us whatever you want!
    I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
    "Here you go again, darling!
    Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
    I still won’t give you what you want!”
    Our editors will never offend us either,
    He will give you as many consultations as you want!
    And he knows and sees all our problems,
    But you can’t take money from him!
    He says: “I can’t, life has changed dramatically,
    I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
    You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
    We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
    But we hope that our life will become better.
    Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
    Our good bosses will call and say:
    "Come and take whatever you want!"
    I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!
    And now I ask everyone to come to the table.

    (Feast, games, dancing.)

    2. Medical Worker's Day. Holiday, script dedicated to the day of the medical worker.

    Long before the holiday, a poster is hung with the image of Doctor Aibolit and the task for each department is to prepare an interesting act.

    All words of congratulations belong to the Presenter.


    Today is Doctors' Day,
    We congratulate everyone!
    Let the song flow more cheerfully
    Sounds like fun laughter!
    We wish you with all our hearts
    Dance today!
    And we hasten to congratulate everyone
    And wish you happiness!
    We invite you,
    It's like being in a fairy tale
    Let's play a fairy tale:
    Let's go to the departments
    Our hospital
    And we, without a doubt,
    A miracle will happen.

    Congratulations to the therapists:


    Almost historical
    Therapeutic department.
    General practitioners
    They're rushing to work
    On Tuesday and Wednesday
    And even on Saturday
    And even when
    The country is resting
    Hospital then
    Shouldn't rest!
    General practitioners,
    You are nice people!
    Let your secrets
    They will be famous!
    We are so grateful
    For your work,
    We are so grateful
    For your concern!
    We wish you
    Health today!
    After all, this is success
    All over the preface!

    I'm the word now


    I give it to therapists.
    Will open for us
    They are their soul.
    Speech by therapists.

    Congratulations to the surgeons:


    Let's move on...
    I will say without falsehood:
    Surgery department
    Causes admiration.
    To warm the soul,
    We need to sing a song to them.

    Song for surgeons:


    I stood and trembled
    In the surgeon's office:
    Here she took me
    Nervous trembling
    I almost fell -
    It got bad, it got bad,
    And the surgeon got
    Sharp knife.
    He looked into my eyes,
    He spoke very quietly
    He mocked my fear.
    I'm completely numb
    It became dashing, it became dashing:
    My soul and body have cooled down.
    And the surgeon slashed
    By bandages and cotton wool
    And he put ointment on my abscess,
    Only me all spring
    At night I ran somewhere
    And until the summer he was treated for a nervous breakdown.
    Oh, surgeon, you are a surgeon,
    Your mysterious image
    I dream about it for many years in a row.
    Scalpel in a cloud of hands
    And a mocking voice
    And under the cap there is a tender look.
    Surgeons! Say something, prove your talents!
    Surgeons' speech.

    Congratulations to traumatologists:


    The condition is critical,
    Trauma department...
    Come in boldly
    Get busy.

    Traumatologists work


    They know clearly: inside and out.
    For their concern
    Everyone responds kindly.
    Happens to anyone
    Trouble and misfortune
    And they will connect to salvation
    Traumatologists then.
    You'll break an arm or a leg
    Or you'll hit your head -
    There is mutual understanding here
    And you will find sympathy.
    Eternally grateful
    Thank you for your help until the end.
    Of course they work here
    Only kind hearts.
    And I will say again:
    "Traumatologists, you have the floor!"
    Speech by traumatologists.

    Congratulations to endocrinologists:


    In the endocrine department
    We will listen to the singing with you.
    Dedication song to an endocrinologist:
    Spring has spread
    Green canopy
    And the shore is gentle
    Everyone is waiting for the wave.
    Love you girls
    Endocrinologists:
    They are hormones
    Always full.
    They are cheerful, they are healthy,
    And the jokes are bold in the tongue.
    They won't tell you
    Not an ounce of anything new
    And they won't go
    Walk to the river.
    But there will be faithful ones
    They probably
    After all, they are not geologists,
    To walk.
    First in work
    Not nervous at all
    And dearly
    Dream about them.
    Spring has spread
    Green canopy
    And the shore is gentle
    Everyone is waiting for the wave.
    Love you girls
    Endocrinologists:
    They are hormones
    Always full.

    Congratulations to neurologists:


    Now walk more quietly
    So that no one can hear you.
    In neurology now
    Sleep is observed.
    The work of a neurologist is difficult
    And she's not always very cheerful.
    Old people and children believe in him:
    He is a healer not of the heart but of the soul.
    Souls are more difficult to treat than hands,
    Everything there is according to the rules, everything is according to science:
    The nerves are healthy and the body is healthy.
    You do not believe me? Honestly!
    You are very, very dear to us!
    Sing to us, neurologists.
    Speech by neurologists.

    Congratulations to urologists:


    Not many will survive
    Work in urology.
    Come in, don't make any noise,
    Don't wake up the department.
    In urological
    Department
    A lot of "critical"
    Without a doubt.
    People lie there
    Seriously ill
    And operations
    It's not simple.
    Difficult cases
    It often happens
    Only doctors there
    Don't be discouraged.
    They help everyone
    Beautiful people!
    May they have good luck
    Will accompany!
    In my opinion, everyone
    Will greatly oblige
    If you have your word
    Urology will tell you.
    Speech by urologists.

    Congratulations to toxicologists:


    Now another road
    Let's go to toxicology.
    In toxicology
    It's a hard life!
    In toxicology
    Just hold on!
    That poisoning
    That's indigestion
    Spoils what's good
    Mood.
    They poison everyone
    Whatever came to hand!
    Everyone gets poisoned
    Who lacks intelligence!
    And fussing
    Sometimes a nurse
    Can't sleep at all
    Until the morning.
    Happy holiday to you,
    Dear doctors!
    Let them be yours
    Hearts are hot!
    I'm ready to say:
    Toxicology - over to you!
    Speech by toxicologists.

    And now I promise:


    We'll play a little.
    Not flying and not looking,
    There will be just a medical examination:
    Need you to know
    Which office did you end up in?

    Puzzles.


    about the ophthalmologist:
    1. You got into the office,
    Where there are no bandages and iodine.
    The doctor will examine the fundus
    A magnifying glass will be connected to this,
    He is pure in soul and heart.
    That's for sure... (ophthalmologist).

    about lore:


    2. This doctor will wash your nose,
    Maybe push some cotton wool,
    If necessary, open his mouth -
    He will check his throat
    He will put tampons in his ears.
    Everyone has known for a long time:
    He is a serious person
    This doctor is called... (ENT).

    about the gynecologist:


    3. You can laugh or cry,
    Only this is a female doctor.
    He immediately senses illness
    He treats all pregnant women.
    His day in the service is long.
    This doctor... (gynecologist).

    about the dentist:


    4. And now I ask for a chair,
    Take a seat quickly
    Open your mouth wider
    Wait: the doctor will come.
    He will conduct excavations in the teeth,
    He will make fillings and braces,
    Remove the diseased fragment...
    This is a wonderful... (dentist).

    about the cardiologist:


    5. He doesn’t look at you menacingly,
    He's always so serious
    He has his own program:
    Can take a cardiogram,
    Can I take your pulse?
    And check the pressure.
    And imagine as an astrologer,
    Everything will be predicted... (cardiologist).

    about the surgeon:


    6. He is sometimes sad, sometimes he laughs,
    Never separates
    He's with a scalpel. Friends,
    He can't live without it.
    He is always cheerful, fresh,
    What is not needed will be cut off,
    He will sew what you need...
    Maybe vice versa.
    He will drink a little alcohol,
    I'm flirting a little with the nurse...
    He is a brother and friend to all doctors.
    Did you guess it? He... (surgeon).

    about the nurse:


    7. Who is always with a bandage and cotton wool?
    In a white ironed robe?
    Knows what? Where? For what?
    How to treat? Whom? And with what?
    Will give his orders
    And will he sign all the decisions?
    Who is always ready in the morning?
    This is the older... (sister).

    about the pharmacist:


    Now let's go to the pharmacy
    Let's look at the river for medicine,
    And we'll find out who looks like
    Our question will determine.
    1. Who will make the medicine?
    He will arrange all the showcases,
    He'll stand by the window,
    Looks at the medicines
    The ointment will knead well,
    Will the powder be successfully weighed?
    Answers in a singsong voice,
    Well, of course... (pharmacist).

    about the pharmacist:


    2. Well, who is this, by the way?
    In a white cap and robe?
    Like a minister in a vast kingdom,
    Checks all medications.
    Checks everyone:
    Who is right and who is wrong here?
    Who didn't get enough pills?
    Where did you spill the powder?
    Who chatted like TV?
    Did you guess it? He... (pharmacist).

    about the chief physician:


    3. He is in a separate office,
    Always responsible for others
    Knows everything and knows everyone
    And in business there is always success!
    He can't sleep at night -
    He knows the troubles of hospitals,
    But you can’t solve everything, even if you cry -
    This is definitely the main... (doctor)!

    The medical examination went well


    Of course, it became clear to me
    That everyone in the hospital is healthy
    And cheerful! I give you my word!

    Happy holiday, dear medical workers!

    Happiness and success in your hard work!

    3. Competitions, games, poems and congratulations to doctors in the scenario of the holiday Medical Day, Medical Worker, for Medical Worker Day.

    Leading:


    Hello!

    Welcome to our fabulous clinic "Neboleyka", only today you will meet our wonderful specialists who will prescribe you medicines for all diseases and check your health.

    Where does theater begin?
    Everyone knows that from the wardrobe,
    But there are no clinics,
    No receptionist at the entrance.

    He will guide and advise


    He will show the patient the right path,
    He will give you a ticket and put a stamp on it
    And he will send you to see a doctor.

    Grandma comes on stage


    (disguised young man or girl):

    Oh, what do you have here guys?


    Looks like a clinic?
    This is for me, I really need it,
    Let me go through all the doctors together.

    The grandmother approaches the reception staff:

    Milky, my back hurts and my heart is pressing,
    The leg is lame, the liver is tightening,
    The eyes can't see, the nerves are out of order,
    In short, there are health problems.

    Send me to the doctors soon,


    Give me a ticket, put a stamp on it,
    Well, guess which doctors?
    Guess my riddles together.

    She asks them riddles:

    1. The main doctors in the world,
    All colds are cured for people
    If you have problems with your throat
    Will they help me? (Pediatricians)

    2. If my eyes are tired,


    I started to see something bad,
    It’s somehow cloudy, the gaze is not clear,
    Will they help me? (Ophthalmologists)

    3. I became very nervous,


    And I'm tired of life,
    Does your grandmother need a gynecologist?
    No! So who? (Neurologist)

    4. The heart rhythm is not calm,


    Yes, and the age is worthy,
    The path up the stairs is so long,
    Does grandma need it? (Cardiologist)

    5. Runny nose, tears flowing from the nose,


    The ears don't hear very well,
    Cough muffles conversation
    Of course I need it? (Lore)

    The grandmother collects referrals to doctors from the receptionists, which they can write on napkins or any pieces of paper.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    How can we congratulate pediatricians,


    Their work is important and invaluable!
    Any trip to the hospital begins with them,
    They always have friendly faces.

    (addressing personally to pediatricians):

    Dear ones, how proud we are of your service,
    Today you are the sweetest and most beautiful
    You are, as always, worthy of admiration.
    Happy Doctor's Day! Congratulations!

    The grandmother holds any active competition, after which the doctors take her pulse and make a diagnosis - Healthy.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    How can we live without ophthalmologists?


    Without those who will quickly check your vision,
    The eyes are the most important human organ,
    If they get sick, he won't laugh!

    To see home, nature, friend, mother,


    Walk without squinting, but confidently and straight,
    You need to contact them for help!

    (Addressing personally to ophthalmologists):

    We congratulate you on “Medical Day”!

    Grandma is holding a competition.

    You can hold any vision testing competition, for example, draw something on pieces of paper and show it from afar, gradually moving further away. In the end, the grandmother is diagnosed - Healthy.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    It's been a long time since people's nerves have been roped,
    And sometimes my soul is heavy,
    Neuropathologists, funny guys,
    You will always be received with sincere warmth.

    (addressing personally to neurologists):

    Sometimes without feeling sorry for yourself,
    You are burning mentally at work,
    We hasten to congratulate you as soon as possible,
    Your work is especially appreciated!

    Grandma is holding a competition for the best nerves:

    Each person is given a piece of paper, it must be torn as small as possible, with one outstretched hand, you cannot help yourself with the other.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    There is nothing more important in the body than the heart,
    It gives rise to feelings and recognitions,
    There is a warm light hidden in him and love,
    And happiness lies in consciousness.

    (Addressing personally to cardiologists):

    Sometimes your heart hurts,
    And we can’t fix those problems without you!
    "Medical Day" is flying all over the earth,
    We hasten to congratulate you on it!

    Grandmother holds a competition:

    You need to draw a heart on a piece of paper with your eyes closed.
    After the competition, the doctors diagnose the grandmother as healthy.

    Presenter (to the hall):

    Since childhood we have known the agreement,
    Our ear and nose is treated by ENT.
    If you have snot or otitis media,
    He will heal us quickly.

    (Addressing personally to the lore):

    How grateful we are to you,
    If your nose is breathing properly,
    Ears hear, throat is clear,
    You are the experts!

    We congratulate you on the holiday,


    We will glorify your work across the earth,
    Happy “Day” to you “Medika” dear ones,
    Our lores are golden!

    Grandma is holding a competition for the best ear, sweet compliments and congratulations are whispered into the ears of those who wish, they need to pass them on to a neighbor or say them out loud.

    After the competition, the doctors diagnose her as healthy.

    Leading:


    Our grandmother is healthy
    Thank you to all doctors
    We talk together with her,
    Glory to the good doctors!

    The grandmother changes her appearance to her younger self and makes a speech of gratitude to all the doctors and the head physician.

    After which the floor is given to the head doctor himself, who congratulates all those present on the holiday on the Day of the Medical Worker!!!

    4. Scenario for Doctor’s Day “Men in White Coats.”

    The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each invitee is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.

    Leading:
    - Words of gratitude to you,
    To nurses and doctors,
    To those who saved our lives,
    To those who will return our health,
    Our deepest bow to you.
    To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, you are invited to (full name).

    The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.

    Leading:
    - Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
    Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
    On guard of health, always on the alert,
    They are always on duty
    They pass our pain through themselves,
    They always help us in trouble,
    From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
    Thank you, people in white coats.

    (Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)

    Patient:
    - Hello, Doctor!

    Doctor:

    (The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)

    Doctor:
    -What are you complaining about, young man?

    Patient:
    - My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.

    Doctor:
    - Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.

    Patient:
    - Yes, doctor.

    (The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)

    Doctor:
    - My eyes are burning, my head is spinning!

    Patient:
    - Yes, doctor.

    (The doctor takes out a photograph of a beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)

    Doctor:
    - Is it easier?

    Patient:
    - Oh, yes, doctor, it’s much easier this way.

    Doctor:
    - Get dressed, you are in love. It's not fatal, but if it doesn't go away in two months, you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life.

    (The patient leaves, another appears.)

    Doctor:
    - Hello, come in, undress, lie down.

    Patient:
    - Yes, I, this is the doctor, here...

    (Hands out papers.)

    Doctor:
    - I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.

    (The patient undresses and lies down.)

    Doctor:
    - Well, well, well, what are we complaining about?

    Patient:
    - For salary.

    (The doctor listens to him.)

    Doctor:
    - Interesting symptoms, you don’t seem to be experiencing exhaustion. Sore throat?

    Patient:
    - Only after a cold beer.

    Doctor:
    - Dizzy?

    Patient:
    - Only after vodka.

    Doctor:
    - It seems to me that you are healthy, maybe you are a malingerer, my friend?

    Patient:
    - No, doctor, I’m not a malingerer, I’m a loader, sign the papers and tell me where to pour the coal.

    Leading:
    - Everyone here received lottery tickets upon entering. And so, not sparing smiles, we begin the lottery.

    The lottery is carried out with the help of those present. The host approaches each table and asks them to pull out a ball and read out the number. Prizes can be pillows with hearts, chewing gum in the form of jaws, vodka as a medicinal tincture, chocolate - the hormone of joy, lemon - vitamin C, and much more. You can come up with a little joke for each prize.

    Leading:
    - Quiet hour is coming


    Everyone is in their rooms,
    Spring is just outside the window,
    A riot of aromas,
    Breaking the silence
    In a white robe,
    Young nurse
    Spun in a waltz.

    Dance competition for everyone present.


    The host approaches the dancing couple, gives one of them a balloon, and starts dancing with the other. The man with the balloon does the same. You can break a pair only once, when there is not one unbroken pair left around, the remaining person with the ball is given the task of bringing the ball in the palm of his hand to his beloved or loved one. A prize is awarded for a successful action.

    Next competition: “Nurse Courses”.


    Two women and two men are chosen. Male doctors give instructions to their nurses. After a certain distance, a ball is tied to two chairs and two glasses of water are placed; you can only get to the patient chairs along the drawn squares. The first task is to give an injection to the patient. A disposable syringe is assembled and a ball is pierced on the other side. The second task is to give the patient pills. Five tablets are taken, the nurse must transfer all the tablets into a spoon one at a time. The third task is to give an enema. To do this, use a small syringe to select water from one glass to another. The fastest and most agile one wins. She is presented with a painted diploma “Cool Nurse”.

    Leading:
    - You chose a difficult path, and yet,


    Go ahead without turning away from it, boldly,
    Is most valuable to you
    The health of everyone, without exception,
    Treating people is not an easy task,
    And you can’t make mistakes,
    So may good luck accompany you,
    And the Earth flourishes with joy!!!
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