Everyone is looking forward to the holidays! Anniversaries are a great occasion to have a good time. Comic lotteries for anniversaries will help make the holiday truly memorable and perky. It won't be hard to get them through. You need to take a little time to prepare, and all the guests will remember this day, and the hero of the day will be delighted!
Organizational skills
If a person has at least a little desire and enthusiasm, he will succeed! Arrange close person real, bright holiday. After all, the majority of Sabantuys is the usual eating and drinking of alcohol. To make a birthday memorable for a long time, you need to organize a cultural program. The highlight of the evening is a joke lottery for cheerful company for the anniversary!
From the very beginning, take care of the furnishings and decor. Even ordinary multi-colored balloons will give an atmosphere of solemnity and cheer up the guests who have arrived. You can independently make garlands and streamers with wishes from paper, hang lanterns, bows, and artificial flowers on the walls. Draped fabric jewelry looks very beautiful and expensive. There are many options, it is better to choose the right one, taking into account the preferences and age of the hero of the occasion. Here you need imagination and a little design skills!
Presents
The word "quiz" is associated with small prizes. Everyone wants to win at least some trinket. Therefore, you need to take care of the prizes in advance. Of course, it is not necessary to hand over household appliances and any expensive gifts. You can get by with nice little things, such as:
- pens, pencils, erasers, notepads;
- washcloths for washing dishes, soap, toothbrushes, toothpicks, wet wipes;
- lighters, key rings, souvenirs, fridge magnets;
- toilet paper, napkins, brushes for shoes and clothes, socks, handkerchiefs;
- soft toys, flashlights, batteries, fingertips, rubber gloves, bandage, cotton wool.
Each of these prizes and thousands of other things necessary in everyday life can be beaten, and comic lotteries for anniversaries will be much more interesting.
Lottery coupon
How should this cherished ticket, promising a prize, look like? It depends on the imagination and capabilities of the organizer. You can print real copies on the printer or write by hand on plain napkins. If you have time, insert a photo of the birthday person into the ticket or decorate with flowers. Twisted paper tickets are a classic. They look attractive, and guests, unfolding them, will be intrigued.
Distribution of lucky tickets
Lotteries can be held on any holidays. Wedding, Anniversary, Anniversary, professional holidays- they all deserve attention and preparation. Every guest will want to get their win-win ticket. Therefore, you need to figure out in advance how to distribute them to guests. Comic lotteries for anniversaries will be held with a bang and will not leave indifferent any guest. There are several ways:
- Lot numbers write on a dense beautiful paper and tape to the bottom of each plate. When the time will come for the lottery, tell guests where to find the ticket.
- Near the entrance to the hall or room where the celebration will take place, install a basket with lots, decorate them unusually, for example, tie them with satin bows.
- You can string tickets on toothpicks, with which you can then make canapés. The first layer is bread, then ham, pickle, cheese, bread again and a lottery ticket on top. Everyone will eat a treat and get their prize.
- Nobody canceled the "grandfather" method either. Put the tickets in a beautiful bag, and let the guests draw their own luck. Joke lottery for the anniversary of 55 years will be held in a classic style, but with a touch of humor.
- If there are children at the celebration, invite them to find a box with lottery tickets. Toddlers will be completely delighted with such adventures. And parents will have a little rest from their children. Give the team of guys a note that indicates where the next message is hidden. You can come up with seven to ten caches, you should not delay more. When the little ones find the grand prize, a box of lottery tickets, don't forget to reward them with delicious sweets.
- A fun way is to ask each of the invited relatives to show some kind of talent and get a ticket in return. It will be a lot of fun, because watching a singing grandfather or an aunt dancing cancan is very funny. When loved ones show all their Creative skills, you can start holding comic lotteries for anniversaries.
- Write lot numbers on thin paper and place each number in a balloon. Inflate them all and tie one balloon to each chair. Each participant in the party will burst his balloon in any way and extract his number.
55 - youth has come again
Great age - 55 years. Life begins anew - the children are already adults, the work is stable, there is more free time for hobbies and hobbies. A comic lottery for an anniversary (a 55-year-old woman) can be dedicated to beauty, health, or knowledge of children's fairy tales if she has grandchildren. If the company gathered is of different ages, then hold a universal quiz with questions on different topics! The main thing is more humor!
We connect a sense of humor
- The prize went cool to you, you can gnaw in the evenings (seeds).
- If you want a cool hairstyle - you get a comb (comb, comb) as a gift.
- Old hanger, antiques, take care of it, brother (nail).
- Microtechnique in hand, forever forget about stains (soap).
- Erase unnecessary thoughts from the brain, take care of this gift all your life (eraser).
- This thing is always fashionable, guys and girls need (laces).
- In the evenings, there is no time for boredom - a cup of tea in your hands (tea bag).
- Today you are very lucky, get a sandwich.
- You can convey thoughts at a distance, I hasten to hand you the envelope.
- To sleep peacefully at night, not to distract anyone (diaper).
Such a comic anniversary lottery (in verse) will appeal to all guests and the hero of the occasion.
Congratulations to the strong sex
Men should be congratulated especially qualitatively and diligently. After all, they are waiting for compliments and kind words in their address much more than the fair sex. For a beloved man, you can come up with a themed lottery or at least beat your favorite theme of the hero of the day.
A comic lottery for a man's anniversary should be encouraged by real men's prizes. It can be:
- float, corkscrew, bottle of beer, dried vobla;
- a souvenir soccer ball, a toy car, a motorcycle, a glass, ice molds, a slingshot.
Choose a number - get a gift
Let guests choose their own tickets. Then no one will be offended. You can encourage the audience at the beginning of the evening and announce that several valuable prizes will be raffled off! Everyone will look forward to when the comic lottery for the anniversary (for a woman or a man) starts. The lottery quiz also runs like clockwork. Not complicated funny questions will please everyone without exception.
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The more fun the prizes won in the lottery will be presented, the more fun the evening will be.
- To improve your mood, regularly eat cookies (pack of cookies).
- Whistle us a tune, we provide the instrument, we meet with applause (a toy whistle).
- The vacuum cleaner is newfangled to you, like a New Year's gift (broom).
- Kiss us now, the shoes will be just class (cream or brush for shoes).
- In order not to be hungry anywhere, carry it with you everywhere (spoon).
- You don’t destroy your husband, they drank quietly (nail file).
- The foam is fragrant, the bottle is noble (a bottle of beer).
- Eliminate all the shortcomings, apply immediately on the case (facial powder).
- There is no better prize today, jump straight to the ledge (jump rope).
- That day has already come, keep your capital in the bank (glass jar).
- Tongues itched? Help people urgently (toothbrush).
- The prize for those who are on a diet will give odds to any candy (hematogen, chewing gum).
- An expensive heater will come in handy in winter (candle).
- Take the flying carpet as a gift and fly away to warm countries (handkerchief).
- Begins white stripe in life (toilet paper roll).
Be sure to hold comic lotteries for the anniversary of 55 years or at any other holiday with relatives and friends. It's a lot of fun and sets the mood. The cost of prizes is minimal, the main thing here is to show humor and ingenuity. And yes, it takes a little time to get ready. Do not forget about the little guests. Lotteries for kids - very an exciting activity. Emotions get amazing! Try on the role of the organizer of the holidays. Possibly open hidden talents and abilities. After all, if a hobby and work are one and the same, a person is happy!
What usually happens at the festival? Guests play games and contests, dance and even sing. How would you spice up a party? Maybe a joke lottery will help you? For a fun company, such a lottery is both entertainment and fun. With its help you arrange joke game that everyone will love. And at the same time give gifts to all your guests and friends in game form. So, let's see what we offer.
A joke lottery can be held different ways. We will look at some of them.
Method 1
The first way, even more likely an option, is a comic lottery using beautiful cool phrases. Such a lottery is suitable for friends who are not offended by trifles. After all, someone will get it chic gift, and someone just two candy wrappers.
We propose to conduct the lottery as follows:
- write all phrases on separate cards or pieces of paper. Put the leaves in a bag and the guests take out one at a time. The host unfolds the sheet and reads out the phrase in which the gift is “hidden”.
Phrase examples:
Method 2
The second method is carried out in exactly the same way as the first. Only the second way is poetry. You write the verses on cards and also put the cards in a bag or on a tray. The guests take one card at a time and the host reads the verses. Then he gives the gift in question.
Examples of poems for cards.
1. A thing that does not go out of fashion. (Laces)
2. A souvenir for your affectionate eyes - read ... (fairy tales)
3. Your win is yet to come, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
4. Even the old man Koschei himself swept the dust from his ears. (Brush).
5. Here's a ticket, so a ticket, don't rummage in the numbers, Consider that there is no gain - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).
6. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
7. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will ride me with it. (Machine).
8. If you want to be rich, be rich. (Wallet).
9. Moths ate tulle yesterday, they were torn to pieces, we give (package) in return - there is nothing else!
10. This ball will stop a baby from crying. (Balloon).
11. In order for the pod to be full, you need (a lid).
12. Yes, your lucky ticket, keep it up (pencil).
13. So that the cap does not blow away with the wind, here's a gift for you (paperclip).
14. Do not be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (tea).
15. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get it (lollipop, Chupa-Chups).
16. And this decoration is just a feast for the eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
17. Come on, pretty little friend, get it (pie).
18. I will not refuse (kefir) for any blessings of the world.
19. For good people nothing is a pity, Get it as soon as possible, comrade, (rope).
20. If you want to be strong, like a genie, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
21. Vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
22. Portrait of himself handsome man. (Mirror).
23. You and your companion will never disappear, Of any guests you will not come home hungry. (Spoon).
24. Helps you remember the subject of bygone childhood years. (Empty).
25. Lucky for you: kiss the neighbor on the right!
26. The yacht fell on this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
27. Pet control agent. (Velcro for flies).
28. Substitute soccer ball. (Old tin can).
29. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
30. Small business printing. (Eraser).
31. Washing machine"Baby". (Soap in the soap dish).
32. A trifle, but nice. (A handful of small coins).
33. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle)
34. Antique hanger. (Nail).
35. You are desperately lucky - get (a sandwich).
36. This book is not more important, Only you are a writer in it. (Notebook).
37. Dear comrade, get (candy), Just don’t eat yourself, treat your neighbor.
38. Lady of the heart. (Matryoshka).
39. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
40. You got this prize to nibble on in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
41. This decoration is just a feast for the eyes. Buy your lady of the heart this necklace. (From toilet paper)
1. And you, dear guest,
The prize was not easy.
Get yourself lucky
The vacuum cleaner is wireless.
(Broom)
2. To look at "5",
Gotta get up early in the morning
With a super duper trainer
Jump two hundred times in a row.
(Rope)
3. You are full of charm,
Like the dawn of the sun.
It will help you make sure
This is your living portrait.
(Mirror)
4. Everyone dreams of getting
The treasured golden key.
Here are the keys to your apartment.
But we don't know which one.
(Keys)
5. Do not get lost in the mainstream of life -
Do your own business.
Let everything be reliable, like in a tank,
We have opened a bank account for you.
(Jar of change)
6. To be cooler than others,
I will advise you soon:
Wherever you are - don't forget!
Have a "roof" with you.
(Umbrella)
7. You and fortune are friends!
There are many secrets in this fact.
It is no coincidence that we give you
New food processor.
(Knife)
8. Long evenings,
To not mess around.
Here is a set for creativity -
You will do handicrafts.
(Thread with a needle)
9. We give joy a sip,
We give an indoor flower.
Aromas let in the morning
The wind brings you.
(Artificial flower)
10. Although someone - not me - please.
Hang noodles on your ears.
(Spaghetti)
11. You have been dreaming for so long, you believe
Finally, your time has come.
And now, like everyone else, you have
You are a crystal glass.
(Cup)
12. Useful to you without words
Twisted bolt.
(Latch)
13. Time is not subject to us,
But sometimes you can
To a happy childhood
Dive with your head.
(Empty)
14. Charm today
Anyone in slippers.
(Slates)
15. Forget about all the problems:
family and global.
you got a new one
Music center.
(Music Box)
16. Today painting is in price,
Everyone loves art.
And a picture from the Tretyakov Gallery
You won't fall from the sky.
(Poster)
17. Surprise everyone with health
Include calcium in your diet.
(chalk)
18. This sticky little thing
It will help you not get drunk.
(Scotch)
19. Fashionable, what to wear now?
What can seduce!
Get your extreme
To improve intimacy.
(Underpants)
20. There are many different words in the world,
All the most important of them -
"Love"! To all guests:
Warms us the love of money.
(Bill)
21. At work, you do not sleep,
Get a can of coffee.
(3 in 1 coffee bag)
22. At your neighbor,
Right, the prize is lucky.
Gets you but
Gosloto lottery.
(Another lottery ticket)
23. You cherish hope
About a hot bath, hot ...
To gently and gently
Someone rubbed his back with a washcloth.
(Sponge)
24. Not Russian boots,
French perfume.
(Cologne)
25. If you have ingenuity,
Then try a lighter.
(Matches)
26. Let your house be many years old
Chandeliers of good light are streaming.
(Bulb)
27. Let nothing bother you,
The prize for life protects.
Smell bad blocker,
Get a respirator.
(Medical bandage)
28. We fulfill your whim,
Your long awaited service.
(Set of disposable tableware)
29. Let the money live with you,
Row them with a big shovel.
(Baby scoop)
71. After a glass of snack It is very important. Here you have a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin).
72. Do not get sick, be strong, we hand you (Pills).
73. Who is so joyful there? For your memory - (Thermometer)!
74. It's a matter of life, as they say, this thing can come in handy. (Cork).
75. You got a flower - a rose, It does not fade from frost. (Rose).
76. Your winnings are like manna from heaven, you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread).
77. And this decoration is just a feast for the eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
78. You do not need to get excited, mustard will calm you down. (Mustard).
79. Receive your winnings - (Balloon) quickly as a gift.
80. You bought an unlucky ticket, present us with a fine of 100 rubles for diapers.
81. In order to find out the income, a notepad will come in handy. (Notebook).
82. This thing is necessary for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
83. Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (Felt-tip pens).
84. I will not refuse (Kefir) for any blessings of the world.
85. You were lucky to the glory: kiss the neighbor on the right!
86. You and your companion will never disappear, Of any guests you will not come home hungry. (Spoon).
87. You (Postcard) came across, so we were supposed to.
88. You would like a piano, but you got a calendar. (Calendar).
89. (Notepad) - this is a trifle, but this is what you wanted.
90. Present this book to your future baby. (Children's book).
91. If there is a first aid kit in the house, then a candle is also needed. (Candle).
92. Now you will have to buy a baby, so that there is someone to suck on a pacifier. (Pacifier).
93. Make a smart face, You won the egg. (Kinder Surprise).
94. Happiness fell into your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes).
95. This book is not more important, Only you are a writer in it. (Notebook).
96. To write down where the pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (Pen).
97. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle).
98. Since you are not at the desk, Cards will come in handy in life. (Card deck).
99. Do not be sad, do not grieve, Get up, kiss your neighbor. (Kiss neighbor).
100. Evil lottery fate, Clothespin only given to you. (Pin).
101. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
102. To save you from the torment, We won a hand cream. (Hand cream).
103. Open your mouth wider, a skein of papers for you. (Toilet paper).
104. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car).
105. With a dream of scarcity, run around the whole city, but you will rarely meet (Paper napkin).
106. Your win is yet to come, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
107. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut).
108. Your win is quite rare, You are happy, there is no doubt, You got not three candies, But three pieces of candy.
109. Perhaps you "lathered" to run away, But your lot is to continue the work! (Soap).
110. Eat bananas and coconuts And expect rewards from fate! (Banana).
111. Get this tube as a gift, To make every tooth shine in the sun! (Paste).
112. Enjoy, my friend, a little - you (three sweets) got it.
113. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple).
114. Don't be bored today, Get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea).
115. To keep your hair in order, you will need an oven mitt. (Scrunchy).
116. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet).
117. Seal of a small business. (Eraser).
118. So that your teeth do not hurt, Brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush).
119. If you want to be rich, be rich. (Wallet).
120. Washing machine "Baby". (Soap in the soap dish).
121. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups).
122. We give you toothpaste So that you are toothy. (Toothpaste).
123. You are well "savvy" in your work And you will be held in high esteem by us all year. (Horseshoe).
124. You got this soap, To wash your hands cleaner. (Soap).
125. In life, one must hope for the best, take Clay if life does not stick. (Glue).
126. Well done for playing, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars).
127. Forget for a moment how much this joke costs. It is said in advance, expensive attention. (Kiss neighbor).
128. Anything happens in life and it can even happen, if you wet your reputation somewhere, (Clothespin) will help dry it out.
129. You are the best, you will make sure that a glass is for you, get drunk. (A glass of vodka).
130. Do not be sad, dear friend, your souvenir is already here. (Icon).
131. Whoever receives this candle will have to travel the world! (Candle).
132. In order for the egg-cup to be full, you need (Lid).
133. Yes, your lucky ticket, keep it up (Pencil).
134. Means for dealing with domestic animals. (Velcro for flies).
135. Walking with a haircut will be beautiful, Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo).
136. You will be cheerful and energetic, And therefore the whole year will be excellent! (Coffee).
137. Although people say, As if vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka).
138. The turn has reached you, you have a fresh candy bar ("Mars")!
139. Whether you need it or not, Here's your lipstick (Lipstick)!
140. For an overgrown baby - wonderful (Nipple)!
It can be used for any other holiday.
1. On a ticket, you accidentally got this tea.
2. So that your face and your sock are clean, a piece of fragrant soap gets on the ticket.
3. Whether you are a smoker or a non-smoker, you have come across a suitable prize, and we present you without a doubt a pack of Belomor.4. So that you write off with love, you got envelopes that without stamps, do not defame, you will buy them at the post office.
5. Excuse us that the deficit is closed in this bundle, then go into the corner and quietly unfold - (condoms).
6. Should be happy in abundance from the lottery you now. Three wonderful postcards prolottery for you.
7. You should not be upset, you have new luck: you got mustard, tasty, dining room.
8. Your winnings are quite rare, you got spruce branch; she will make you, no doubt, participate in gardening.
9. Get an air balloon, fly into space to the stars.
10. You should not be angry at winning, you can ride on a branch from here.
11. Surprise you with a rather rare 2 paper napkins.
12. Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
13. The lottery is not at a loss, the win is a spool of thread.
14. We issue without documents: you got this tape.
15. You look beautiful: both clothes and hairstyle, and as a reward, the winnings of the comb did not fall on you in vain.
16. To always be beautiful, hurry up to get the cream.
17. Both in frosts and in snowstorms, you need matches in everyday life.
18. Do not get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
19. In order not to eat you in the dining room, get a bay leaf.
20. You read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
21. Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
22. You listen to advice: fruits are the best diet.
23. You will remember, friends, this sheet of the calendar (the number of a significant event).
24. Oh, you have to be happy to get peas.
25. You got the candy, come visit us.
26. Turned out to be very clever, get a glass of vodka.
27. You will need our gift stocking to use.
28. We pour you wine to drink to the bottom.
29. Do not be sad, hurry to get your gift. If you want to dance, dance, and then the glass is yours.
30. To look younger, to captivate everyone with a smile, this good gain should only be applied (cosmetics).
31. If you have already forgotten how to use a washcloth, then we will advise you to read Moidodyr.
32. To throw off ten years, you don’t need to think for a long time, this wonderful lipstick will give excellent advice.
33. And here is the glorified, fragrant, tasty, melted cheese.
34. If suddenly a child cries, you must appease him. With a rattle you will jump and make you shut up.
35. Machine for painting walls brush.
36. If you have to get a bruise, hurry to attach a souvenir nickel.
37. You are a comrade, you want to be with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
38. Reach out your hand to receive an onion head.
39. You worried a lot, but there is no loss. Beets fell on your ticket to make vinaigrette.
40. Hurry up to get toothpaste to always be neat.
41. Your prize is quite rare - two paper napkins.
42. Do you like sweets, or not - here's a handful of sweets for you.
43. Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby nipple.
44. Your winnings are like manna from heaven - you got a piece of bread.
45. Happiness fell into your hands, you got three potatoes.
46. There is no better win than a plastic bag.
47. We give you this ticket to travel around the world.
48. Newspapers should be read so that you know the world perfectly.
49. The device necessary in case of an accident pin.
50. We have provided you with hooks, but catch pike yourself.
51. Universal panama (handkerchief).
52. Pure glass vase ( original form bottle).
53. Firm "Florena" offers face cream (watercolors).
54. Automatic hairpin for fastening hair (clothespin).
55. Your prize is a glass of wine, it is on your table, drink it to the bottom.
56. Pleasure all night empty.
57. I know you love to write letters, then get this notebook.
58. You got the main prize, get and share (vodka).
59. Of course, you are getting younger, so you look in the mirror more often.
60. A pack of cigarettes for you. Are you satisfied or not?
61. Forget all questions, get cigarettes.
62. Never be discouraged with such a companion, and wipe any place in a hot bath with a washcloth.
63. Don't be angry with us, my friend, you only need boxes of matches.
64. Sew on this button and walk around the world with joy.
65. To keep beautiful hairstyle, We will give you a comb.
66. You and such a companion will not disappear anywhere, a spoon will not come home hungry from any guests.
67. The hen that laid the golden eggs died, and since the golden one has disappeared, get a simple one as soon as possible.
68. But this is a fork - get it, dear.
69. We ask you not to be angry, the lid will also come in handy.
70. If senile sclerosis suddenly overcomes you, tie all four corners of the handkerchief.
71. Children all over the world know best toy it's a rattle.
72. It's a miracle - it's such a miracle to win a bottle of beer.
1. Mascara or tanning agent - shoe polish, shoe polish.
2. Souvenir "Drink and know the measure" - a thimble.
3. You got a trifle - get a cutter.
4. French cosmetics - colored pencils or felt-tip pens.
5. Pet - a toy mouse.
6. Napkins for ... - toilet paper.
7. A device for giving your head a "brilliant" shape - a machine.
8. Metalwork decoration - paper clips.
9. Individual ceramic plate - disposable plate
10. Dressing table - mirror.
11. Indian carpet - handkerchief.
12. Crystal vase - glass (disposable).
13. Wall painting machine - brush.
14. The device necessary in case of an accident - a pin.
15. Wig out natural hair- washcloth.
16. Automatic latch for fastening hair - clothespin.
17. Pleasure for the whole night. Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby nipple. (dummy)
18. A means for finding rubles is a penny.
19. If you have to get a bruise - hurry to get a souvenir nickel.
20. You want to be a comrade with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
21. Pull your hand - get the head of the bow.
22. You worried a lot, but there is no loss. Beets fell on your ticket to make vinaigrette.
23. Happiness fell into your hands - you got potatoes.
24. There is no better win than a plastic bag.
25. Newspapers should be read in order to know the whole world perfectly.
26. We have provided you with hooks, but catch pike yourself.
27. Do not be angry with us, my friend, you only need boxes of matches.
28. You and your companion will not disappear anywhere, you will not come home hungry from any guests - a spoon.
29. I know you love to write letters, then get this notebook.
30. No one has been so lucky yet! You have won a set of one thousand metal objects (staples for a stapler).
31. Get the key to the apartment, but buy the apartment yourself!
32. We give you this ticket - so that they travel around the whole world.
33. sexual partner sharpeners (pencil).
34. Having received this gift, think a little
Maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby (Pen)
35. Bed hanger (Nail).
36. Dear comrade, get some candy
Just do not eat yourself - treat a neighbor.
37. Lucky for you, kiss the neighbor on the right.
