• Comic certificates for all sorts of achievements. Awards at a corporate party: comic nominations and more...

    09.08.2019

    To raise corporate spirit and motivate its employees, management, especially during the holidays, simply needs to highlight the best and celebrate the merits of everyone. And one of original ways to do this is to arrange a ceremony with nominations, it can be humorous or solemn in nature , with real medals or comic ones, the main thing is the appropriate mood.

    Here are two options comic nominations for corporate celebrations.

    Idea No. 1. Fruit and vegetable celebration of the team.

    We often compare our friends, colleagues and acquaintances with various fruits and vegetables: “miracle pea”, “potato daddy”, “cool pepper”, “ruddy like an apple”, “sour like lemon”, etc. So the idea was born to develop .

    Rewarding colleagues with fruits and vegetables is an opportunity to present inexpensive edible souvenirs with good humor. As they say, “inexpensive and tasteful,” and also environmentally tasty and healthy! This material can be used both at the company’s anniversary and at any professional or corporate event.

    The foyer is decorated with flowers and photographs of employees, above which is the inscription: “I know: (name of the enterprise) will bloom as long as there are such people in the Russian country!” (Last name, initials of the manager.)

    All words belong to the Head of the enterprise

    Hello, juicy and mischievous, blooming and dear, moderately drinking and well-singing team, forever young and forever drunk with happiness!

    Today we celebrate our first anniversary! And the first anniversary is like first grade, like the first kiss, like first love, it will be remembered for a lifetime! And I want you to remember this holiday so that you don’t lose your taste and interest in life!
    In general, speaking about our team, I want to compare it to a large field in which different cultures live and grow harmoniously, helping each other, enriching each other, creating a healthy climate. And today, in the official part, I want to pay tribute to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity for these 10 years! In honor of our tenth anniversary, we are presenting prizes in 10 juicy categories!

    Cabbage. Children are looking for this vegetable, it contains a lot of vitamin “C”, but we award it for that “cabbage”, which was in the capable hands of our cashier... (First Name Last Name)!

    Cucumber. When presenting this symbolic vegetable, I would like to remember that a cucumber consists of 90% water. Likewise, 90% of the success of our team consists of the work of this employee. (First Name Last Name)! Continue to be a great cucumber!

    Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely healthy and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and unique aroma that repels all bacteria and germs. Garlic stands guard over the entire body, like our guard in the face... (First Name Last Name)!

    Pomelo. As you know, this is the fruit of an evergreen tree. Some of them reach a diameter of 30 cm and weigh 10 kg. In China on New Year These fruits are given to each other as a symbol of prosperity and well-being. Today we present this gift... (First Name Last Name) as recognition of his weight in the team, fresh ideas and, of course, as a wish for prosperity and well-being!

    Mandarin- the most popular New Year's fruit, which lifts your spirits and saturates the body with vitamins. In the East it is highly valued for its bright symbolic color that brings good luck. Today, with this gift we encourage a new person in our team - (First Name Last Name)- and we wish him to grow to the size of a broom!

    Orange Italians call it the “apple of love.” Psychologists say that it is preferred by energetic, loving people who love to attract the attention of others. Undoubtedly, such a person in our team is... (First Name Last Name).

    Grape- one of the most noble plants on earth, which produces the most ancient alcoholic drink - wine and, of course, juice! A man who intoxicates with his charisma and squeezes the last juice out of himself and his department - (First Name Last Name)!

    Pepper. This vegetable does not need any special comment, but still let me say a few words regarding... (First Name Last Name). We saw this man in action, and he is really cool! You can say about him: “It’s all about the pepper, all the pepper is in the business”! Thirdly, despite small size office, he achieves great results!

    A pineapple- one of the most popular fruits in the world. He is mentioned in songs, poems, proverbs and sayings:
    Pineapple is small, but expensive.
    One pineapple is good, but two is better.
    If you call yourself a pineapple, get into the champagne.

    The popularity of our team has been won largely due to the charm... (First Name Last Name). In a word, the pineapple itself could envy its popularity!

    Horseradish. This is a gift with a hint, and it was not made by chance, because it healthy vegetable- one, a perennial crop - two and, thirdly, an extremely popular vegetable among the people, and therefore in our team! I remember back in Soviet times in the army canteens there was a poster: “Eat carrots, onions and horseradish - and you will be slim, like Sophia Loren!” Horseradish is a frequently used word in the Russian vocabulary. Personally, when talking about horseradish, I remember a joke: “If you have guests and you don’t know what to put on the table, put horseradish! Then at the end of the evening no one will tell you that you didn't have a damn thing! And if you have a lot of guests, put horseradish in the pickle, then at the end of the evening you can safely say to the guests: what the hell do you still need?” A fucking prize goes to... (First Name Last Name)!

    The “official” part ends, and I remember a good joke:
    I am an avocado - the fruit you need!
    I am a plum - always beautiful!
    I am a watermelon - as beautiful as a toddler!
    And I, passion fruit, don’t even know what to say... Well, passion fruit doesn’t know what to say, but I know! (Raising his glass.) Here's to you, team!

    Idea No. 2. Awarding nominations to colleagues using a questionnaire.

    Before holding a corporate party, especially if it is held on the occasion of a company’s birthday, professional orthe moment of truth comes when an irresistible desire appears to highlight the most important employees, from the manager’s point of view. In order to maintain secrecy and avoid conflict within the team, it is often necessary to veil this action simple method: make nominations and give PRIZES to the nominees. The nominations are naturally comic, but nevertheless everything is as close to reality as possible, i.e. We compose the nominations, and the employees themselves choose the winners.

    The following text will help you conduct an easy survey of company employees.

    Dear Colleagues!

    We sincerely ask you to fill out this short form. Let's all determine together who we have “The most, the most, the most...” and tell them all this, right to their faces and in front of everyone! There is NO NEED to think and consult with each other for a long time, write those who come to mind first. Opinions will be taken into account in aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We really count on you.

    P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one name, but one person can be nominated several times.

    "Uma Chamber":

    This is the very, very... head (of the company),

    This is our most intelligent employee or employee,

    This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual,

    He can solve the most difficult problems!

    "Miss\Mr Antistress":

    Communication with him puts you in a state of peace,

    You want to communicate with him (her) again and again

    "Keeper of Traditions":

    You can always find out from him or her..... on what date who did what in the company,

    Why is this,

    What is called exactly that and who named it.

    He (she) can endlessly tell tales from the history of (the company)

    "Master of Golden Hands":

    is dedicated to an employee who, with a magical wave of his hand, will “clog” into

    work any office equipment.

    “They only dream of peace”:

    This is definitely about him or her.

    About those who are called the ringleaders and the “engine” of the company,

    This is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of ​​energy,

    There he (she) is sitting at the next table!

    “I turned around to look”:

    Men's Choice Award.

    An amazing and unpredictable woman

    When she walks down the hall I always try

    turn around and look after her!

    "He is our superman...":

    Women's Choice Award.

    He is strong and courageous.

    The most gallant man in our company.

    "The Unbearable Lightness of Being":

    Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.

    He (she) is always late everywhere,

    But he always manages to do everything, even though he (she) is never there!

    How does he (she) do it?

    "Thought at the Speed ​​of Sound":

    This is our smartest employee or employee.

    You have turned to him or her more than once for practical advice.

    And, what’s most interesting, they always received it!

    "Artist of large and small stages":

    Good-looking...

    Yes, you can’t count all the advantages!

    If you suddenly ask what you need,

    The scene will be arranged for you in an instant,

    And marvel at the talent

    Both a colleague and...

    "Dear friend":

    If you want, shout

    If you want, whisper

    If you want, be silent, like a mute.

    He (she) will hear joy anyway,

    Grief will smell

    And, of course, he will share it with you!

    "Da Vinci Code" (Keeper of secrets and passwords):

    This is the most, most, most “secret” head of the company.

    It is he who will beat everything out of you until the last moment.

    information to open access to one or another company resource.

    And it’s not a fact that you will receive it....

    "Speaker, Voice of the People"

    He (she) is the most eloquent employee, not afraid to speak on behalf of the team,

    Even if his (her) opinion goes against the boss’s opinion...

    "Hidden Reserves"

    He (she) recently came to "_____".

    He lives and works quietly and calmly next to us.

    But how many ideas are stored in this head?

    He (she) will definitely show himself to everyone.

    “Self-assembled tablecloth” (the most hospitable employee)

    He (she) will always share the last crust of bread with his neighbor,

    will treat you to tea, offer you a drink and not only coffee…………

    “And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”

    The most attentive.

    Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded.

    “I’m writing to you, what more?”

    For the unique ability to write SMS messages in any place, position and position,

    For the effective and uninterrupted use of all available types of written communication

    (Email, ICQ, sms)

    "Keeping up with the times"

    For a responsible attitude towards work routine:

    despite crazy traffic jams, global disasters,

    falling dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and oil,

    will appear in the right place and at the right time

    Comic documents and awards

    The importance and solemnity of such an event in a person’s life as an anniversary can be emphasized by documents and awards specially prepared for the occasion. They will allow all guests to see in a new way a long-time and seemingly well-known person who has reached a certain milestone in life.

    Today, numerous ready-made certificates for the hero of the day are sold. For example, a diploma from a supergrandfather, a cool supergrandmother, etc. Using various technical means - a computer, a camera, etc., you can make an exclusive document that will demonstrate your deep respect for the hero of the day and tender feelings, as well as your artistic taste. A mandatory and main design element is the presence of numbers indicating the age of the hero of the day.

    Comic documents will undoubtedly be a pleasant gift, and, most likely, a memorable gift, a gift-memory of good people and a glorious holiday.

    Diploma

    As you know, a diploma is a certificate issued upon completion of a course of study at any educational institution. Everyone knows that going through the school of life is not going beyond the field.

    This means that a person who has managed to cross a certain milestone in life is worthy of a diploma. In addition, this document may indicate the conferment of a title. On the day of his anniversary, a person is awarded the honorary title - ANNIVERSARY!

    The text, beautifully written and included in the elegant diploma crusts, on which the numbers of the appropriate age should shine, may read:

    This diploma confirms
    That the hero of the day is the hero of the day.
    The number of years shines like a marker,
    Like the highest, best score.
    And although it is often celebrated,
    You deserve the most praise.
    Your age is theory and experience,
    Your age is both knowledge and strength.
    No, the path has not been traveled and the century has not been lived,
    The century that fate has determined for you!

    Certificate

    Or perhaps you would like to present the hero of the day with a certificate - a document issued for success in any business.

    A colorfully designed certificate can be awarded for real achievements or those that colleagues, family and friends only dream of (if you are sure that this will stimulate the hero of the day to new feats). Among the achievements noted in the certificate may be success in dacha, gardening, construction, repair, culinary, raising children and grandchildren, as well as in instructing subordinates or, conversely, superiors on the true path, sports records, or just bright thoughts on this matter. ..

    Power of attorney

    A power of attorney - a written authority that one person usually gives to another to perform legal actions - can be given to the hero of the day to dispose of property available at the anniversary celebration. These are drinks, snacks, tables, gifts, etc.

    A power of attorney can also be issued to drive vehicles - bicycles, scooters, skis, sleds, simple and roller skates, garden wheelbarrows and carts, grandchildren's strollers... In addition, savvy organizers, in order to relieve themselves of any responsibility, can issue a power of attorney to the hero of the day. power of attorney to control the course of the holiday, tape recorder and music center (with the delivery of a remote control), etc.

    Agreement

    A contract is an agreement between two or more persons to establish or change civil rights and obligations. In the solemn atmosphere of the anniversary celebration, you can sign an agreement that will set out the responsibilities of the parties to the anniversary and the invited guests. The hero of the day, for example, undertakes to pour water for everyone on time, treat generously, sing the loudest, dance the most, and also be sure to invite all guests to the next anniversary.

    The guests take upon themselves the obligation to praise the hero of the day, flatter him beyond measure or without a drop of lies, carry him in their arms if possible, shower him with gifts that come to hand, etc.

    Bill of sale

    The bill of sale - the act of acquiring ownership of property - can be drawn up for “my years - my wealth...” belonging to the hero of the day. The owner of the document can be not only one hero of the day, but all those gathered at the festive table. In this case, he will not be many years old, which will give reason for additional fun, new jokes and gags.

    License

    A license is, as you know, a permission. Permission to carry out any operations, conduct activities, use inventions or technical achievements.

    What can the hero of the day get permission for? For example, for vacations, travel, excursions, fishing and hunting, for catching exotic animals and growing exotic fruits, for making alcoholic and other drinks with one’s own hands with the obligatory invitation to tastings of friends and relatives, finally, for memorizing poetry, telling fairy tales, and also to read moral teachings to children or grandchildren so that they can grow up to be the same glorious people as the hero of the day.

    Memorandum

    A memorandum is usually a diplomatic document setting out the factual or legal side of an issue.

    The memorandum may set out the proposed course of the festive banquet, summary speeches, congratulations and toasts.

    Registry

    A register - a list, inventory, inventory of business documents or property - can be a solid list of gifts given, compiled in the best traditions of office work (with their detailed description). Something like this: the box is very large, without a bow - one piece, the boxes are simply large, with ribbons - three pieces, etc. Or you can make separate lists for just good gifts and for gifts with jokes, comic ones.

    When compiling them, it would be good to have a discussion among the guests present at the anniversary about which gifts should go where. This can lead to an interesting discussion: the true intention of the donor does not always lie on the surface.

    Certificate

    The certificate presented at the anniversary is almost an official confirmation that the hero of the day has graduated, for example, from the “Grandfathers’ (Grandmothers’) Course,” “Big Boss Courses” or the “School of the Heroes of the Day,” or took classes at the “Godfathers’ School,” etc.

    Recipe

    Everyone knows that a prescription is a written request from a doctor to a pharmacy worker, which indicates how to prepare a particular medicine, also instructs to sell the medicine to the patient and tells how to use the recommended medicine.

    An important detail: whether to give advice is a delicate matter. You should always remember: won’t we remind a person of the shortcomings that already bother him? Is it appropriate to talk about problems on a holiday? After all, a holiday is a territory of happiness.
    Therefore, so that no one doubts the merits of the hero of the day, he should be given this:

    Certificate

    A certificate is a document certifying the quality of something. The certificate issued to the hero of the day will perpetuate the excellent qualities inherent in him at the time of the celebration. The certificate can be presented by a representative of the Society for the Protection of Consumer Rights.

    Cadastre
    In fact, this is a systematized body of information compiled through continuous observations of the corresponding object. The anniversary cadastre may contain a list of the best qualities of the hero of the day, and may also record the obligation of the hero of the day and all the guests gathered for the current holiday to preserve and increase what is listed, with subsequent reconciliation at the next anniversary.

    Mandate

    The celebrant's credential is a document with which he can confidently go through life, since it not only contains his last name, first name and patronymic, but also a photograph. In addition, this serious document is certified by several seals.

    Any mandate confers certain powers. The mandate awarded at the anniversary authorizes the hero of the day to celebrate all subsequent anniversaries.

    All the humorous documents described above can be presented at a gala reception, at a banquet, and during a home feast. They are universal. And they can also be called congratulatory. But documents can also be part of the design festive hall, and part of the script written for THE BANQUET.

    CHARTER of the anniversary banquet

    Everyone who came to the banquet should familiarize themselves with this wonderful document. Because it is intended to regulate the conduct of such a responsible event. The charter prescribes how the hero of the day and his distinguished guests should behave correctly.

    The charter is written in large letters on a piece of Whatman paper and posted in a conspicuous place in the hall. If desired, the host of the banquet can read aloud all the articles of the charter or do it selectively, hoping that the conscientious citizens invited have already familiarized themselves with the remaining provisions. After reading, the host will ask you to approve the Charter by raising your glasses.

    Article 1
    The hero of the day has the right to invite his family, exemplary in all respects, to the anniversary.
    Article 2
    The family of the hero of the day is considered to be anyone who knows how to behave exemplarily, has genuine love for the hero of the day and respect for the rest of the family members.
    Article 3
    The hero of the day is the Supreme legislative body of the anniversary, his word is the law, his wish is the order, his whim is the guide to action.
    Article 4
    The guests of the hero of the day are the Supreme Executive Body, executing the will of the Supreme Legislative Body.
    Article 5
    The supreme executive body ensures good mood The highest legislative body through the presentation of gifts and flowers, as well as timely toasts and various types of congratulations and wishes.
    Article 6
    The Supreme Legislative Body ensures undying shine in the eyes of the Supreme Executive Body through timely supply of strong and soft drinks, as well as an assortment of snacks.
    Article 7
    The maximum possible number of drinks consumed is not established by the anniversary regulations.
    Article 8
    The minimum duration of the anniversary established by the regulations is until the ability to read and re-read the Charter is lost. Maximum - not regulated.
    Article 9
    Memories of the celebrated anniversary are stored in the memory of all participants in the anniversary until the next similar celebration, at which the powers of the Supreme Legislative and Supreme Executive Bodies are restored to their previous extent.
    Article 10
    The jubilee charter comes into force from the moment the first glass is raised to the hero of the day.

    Anniversary oath of guests

    The text of this oath and the material placed behind it are distinguished by such solemnity, such a high intensity of feelings that, most likely, they can be performed in the middle of a banquet if a MIDDLE ANNIVERSARY is being held. Or at the beginning of the banquet, if it follows a gala reception.

    It seems that in a youth group such an event during the holiday will be accepted with more enthusiasm than among people of respectable age, although who knows, can you guess everything in advance...

    The text of the oath is copied using copying equipment and distributed to those gathered - for obvious reasons, there should be no unreached people. The oath is taken standing, placing the right hand on the heart. Each guest (or two guests together, or three...) reads out one or two lines of the oath with expression. It is better to say the last four lines of the heartfelt document all together, in chorus.

    We swear by gifts that are from a pure soul,
    I will give you the beauty of all who are so good,
    We swear by toasts that we will hear again,
    We swear by the drinks that invigorate the blood,
    We swear by a big flower bouquet,
    What is there! We swear by the salad, pate,
    We swear by hot stewed potatoes,
    We swear by the plate, fork and spoon,
    We swear by everything we see around us:
    You, the hero of the day, are our best friend
    (You, hero of the day, are a true friend)!
    Just click and we will respond,
    We swear, we swear, we swear!

    On one of the copies of the oath, each guest signs next to the line he said. The document is placed in a beautiful folder or framed and solemnly presented to the hero of the day.

    Oath of the hero of the day

    The hero of the day’s response should be no less significant. Since the organization of the holiday lies on the shoulders of the friends and relatives of the hero of the day, the text of the reciprocal oath is theirs.

    The hero of the day will only have to pronounce the word “I swear” in time when his confidant will read out the prepared text.

    Wherein right hand The hero of the day should lie on the heart, or, in extreme cases, on a bottle of champagne, which can also be a symbol of the importance of the ongoing festive event.

    My anniversary is for you!
    Jubilee: I swear!
    I'm glad to see you here!
    Jubilee: I swear!
    With you I am full of happiness!
    Jubilee: I swear!
    Eat to your heart's content - I can't count!
    Jubilee: I swear!
    I swear three times to stay young at heart!
    Jubilee: I swear! I swear! I swear!

    The oath of the hero of the day is confirmed by raising a glass to the guests and draining it to the bottom, and then - general shouts of jubilation.

    Anniversary order

    If the hero of the day is close to the army theme, if he values ​​commanding notes in his speech and prefers team music to all intimate conversations, you can organize the presentation of a special Order issued to him on the occasion of the anniversary. First, the host, in a well-trained voice, asks those present at the celebration to fill their glasses and stand up, then gives several commands, forcing everyone to quiet down, turn their heads towards him, make “special faces,” and suck in their stomachs.

    A loud voice is heard:

    Anniversary! Be equal! Attention!
    To meet on the right!.. To Kara-ul!
    Look up to the hero of the day!

    After reading the text of the Order (see below), everyone raises and empties their glasses, and then a beautifully designed document in a folder is presented to the hero of the day. Along with it, the birthday person may be presented with a medal (see below), a badge, a ribbon or a certificate with the inscription “AGENT 055”. The serial number of the agent may be different - depending on the number of years lived by the hero of the day.

    SECRET ORDER
    for the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District
    No. 000 - 01 from...... date......... month

    In connection with the achievement of "Agent 054" the FIFTY-FIFTH level of perfection, I ORDER:
    Assign “Agent 054” a new code name:

    "AGENT 055".,

    Give “Agent 055” unlimited powers in organizing the anniversary, as well as in general in your personal and public life on the territory of the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District.
    Prescribe to “Agent 055” a further increase in the level of excellence, with a gradual expansion of powers in the territory of the 60th, 75th, 125th and further up to the 150th Red Banner Jubilee District inclusive.
    “Agent 003” and “Agent 004”, as well as agents whose numbers are from 017 to 052, from the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District, take an example from “Agent 055” and receive financial assistance from him.
    Glasses with liquids with a strength of at least 55° (the figure must correspond to the age of the hero of the day) RAISE!

    The order was signed by the commander-in-chief
    All Jubilee districts of the Russian Federation
    (first and last name are classified).

    The reading of the Order ends with the commands:

    Anniversary!
    At ease! Have some fun!!!

    Commemorative medal

    It is, of course, pleasant for the hero of the day to receive various kinds of humorous documents. He, of course, already had no doubts about his merits, and when they are recorded on paper... All that remains is to even out his breathing - his throat is constricted from the surging feelings. It's a good anniversary.

    But the apotheosis of the holiday may be the awarding of a commemorative medal. The medal can be made from thick cardboard, wood, foil, tin, metal. Depending on the material used, the anniversary date and words being celebrated are applied to it (drawn, burned, minted, engraved, etc.). For example, “For Anniversary Merit.”

    On the reverse side of the medal is the surname, first name and patronymic of the hero of the day, as well as the date of presentation and its number (most likely it is No. 0001).

    Before the medal adorns the chest of the hero of the day (for this they use a beautiful bright ribbon or an equally elegant bow with a safety pin), the text of the “Award List” given below is solemnly read out, selectively or in full.

    Award sheet for the medal “For Anniversary Merit”

    For great services to the Fatherland, as well as Childhood, Adolescence, Youth, Maturity and Wisdom,

    for his great contribution to improving the demographic situation, as well as for deposits in Sberbank, Teschabank and Detibank,

    for personal courage shown on personal as well as on all other fronts,

    for high achievements in increasing the productivity of vegetables, legumes, melons, citrus fruits and other useful crops,

    for the endless desire to always be in the right place everywhere and in everything

    Government of the Russian Federation
    together with relatives, friends and colleagues

    DECIDED:

    reward_______________________________________________

    medal "For Anniversary Merit"

    Prepare and present the award immediately.

    Place the award certificate in a frame and hang it above your favorite sofa.

    Wear the award in everyone in public places until the next anniversary.

    Signature Date
    Seal of government and family members

    Instructions for handling the hero of the day

    At the anniversary, most of the documents prepared for this occasion are presented to the hero of the day, and this is understandable. But the organizers must also take care of the documents intended for the guests. We have already talked about some of them, for example about the Banquet Charter, but the list of such documents may be wider.

    So, for the personal safety of the hero of the day, his better safety, during medium and small anniversaries, the following instructions can be distributed to all guests invited to the holiday.

    Attention! Before you start communicating with the hero of the day, check its integrity, make sure that it is not damaged, and is fully equipped in accordance with its age and the latest warranty inspection.
    Please read this manual carefully, which contains important information By correct use and service to the hero of the day.
    Persons dealing with the hero of the day are required to know the rules for safe handling and carefully study this manual.
    The hero of the day is suitable for socializing with friends, sometimes only at home.
    The hero of the day should be in a room with good ventilation, at room temperature and moderate humidity.
    Sources of soft and strong drinks should be located near the hero of the day.
    For the anniversary, uninterrupted delivery of the first, second, third, as well as other assorted dishes should be ensured.
    There must be free access and escape routes to the hero of the day from at least three sides.
    It is not recommended to touch the hero of the day with unsterile hands and unpainted lips.
    The hug pressure affecting the hero of the day should not exceed 2.5 atm.
    The weight of gifts handed over to the hero of the day should not exceed 0.5 kg. Larger gifts must be transported on special carts.
    The diameter of the bouquets presented to the hero of the day should not be less than 1 m, and the number of flowers in each individual bouquet should not be less than the numbers of the anniversary being celebrated.
    Moving the hero of the day indoors is allowed only if support and insurance are provided on four sides.
    Moving the hero of the day from one hall to another inside the building is allowed only in a reclining position, preferably on 12 pillows. And at least six porters must carry it. Special request: to be accompanied by a boy with a fan.
    The movement of the hero of the day between buildings is allowed only in special cases, with the permission of Gokhran specialists, in an armored limousine, accompanied by three traffic police vehicles, five T-80 tanks and a crane with a lifting capacity of at least 16 tons.
    It is recommended to reproduce this instruction and hand it to each participant in the anniversary celebrations against signature.
    This instruction must be kept throughout the anniversary celebrations, as well as after them, since the hero of the day, having ceased to be the hero of the day, as a rule, wants to be one again and again.

    If the participants of the anniversary celebrations exactly followed all the instructions in this instruction, then they can be calm about the safety of the hero of the day and have every right to raise their glasses to him with a foamy sparkling drink, the drink of great holidays.

    Pass

    A pass - the right to enter closed, often guarded objects - is issued to each guest at the end of the anniversary celebration. The pass guarantees that at the next anniversary he will be an invited guest with all the ensuing consequences.

    Congratulatory address

    Well, now jokes aside, because we will talk about the most serious moment in organizing a holiday - drawing up a congratulatory address. And this, as you know, is an official congratulation, that is, presented at a ceremonial reception by officials.

    A congratulatory address cannot be given just like that, on the occasion of an ordinary birthday. A congratulatory address is awarded for special services to the country, native enterprise, etc.

    It has been noticed that these are precisely the merits that the heroes of the day have, in whose honor ceremonial receptions are held. This means that the compilers of the congratulatory address are faced with the task of reflecting as fully as possible the best features of the person celebrating the anniversary.

    If the usual congratulations for the hero of the day, which are simply written on a postcard or presented to the hero of the day in person, consists of two parts: words of congratulations and wishes (and they wish everyone happiness and decipher what it is: health, success, prosperity, luck, joy, etc. . etc.), then the congratulatory address, in addition to the two already mentioned parts, contains three more. It also includes:
    characterization of the human qualities of the hero of the day (both as a member of a team and, possibly, as a family man);
    grade labor activity hero of the day;
    gratitude to the hero of the day (most often for the work done).

    A beautifully printed congratulatory address is most often placed in a folder with golden numbers of the anniversary being celebrated, and in a solemn atmosphere, officials read it out and hand it over to the hero of the day. Along with this, they can also present awards, certificates, cash prizes (which for some reason warms the soul in a special way), etc.

    In order to give the hero of the day a complete and correct description, in order to correctly evaluate his activities, and then thank him with all my heart, adjectives must be used.

    There are parts of speech that help us formulate a thought, while adjectives make it more precise and colorful.

    They help us convey our feelings. Therefore, in order to understand how you can most the best way write a congratulatory address, first let’s compose it for the conditional hero of the day, Ivan Ivanovich, without adjectives:

    Ivan Ivanovich!

    The team of Mechanical Plant JSC __________ congratulates you on your __________ anniversary! Over the __________ years that you devoted to the __________ enterprise, the plant management and team recognized you as a __________ and __________ person and friend, __________, _________ specialist, colleague and boss, _________ family man. The production site team that you long years __________ and __________ led, demonstrated __________ results in terms of increasing labor productivity and reducing production costs.

    Thanks to your __________ and __________ mentoring work, a whole galaxy of __________, __________ specialists and masters of their craft has grown at the plant. It should __________ emphasize that you, Ivan Ivanovich, became the founder of the __________ labor dynasty; today your entire family works in different workshops of our plant.

    The plant management and the team of Mechanical Plant JSC express your __________ gratitude and __________ appreciation for your __________ and __________ work, for the __________ and __________ shown in the workplace, for your __________ and __________!

    Colleagues, students and leaders __________ congratulate you on your anniversary, __________ wish you __________ health, __________ happiness! May your life remain __________ and __________ for __________ years! Once again, please accept our congratulations on your anniversary!

    On behalf of the plant management and workforce, General Director of Mechanical Plant JSC

    Full name ____________ date

    Of course, already in this form the congratulatory address has a right to exist, but at the same time, frankly speaking, it is a bit dry, there is no soulfulness in it. What if you fill it with adjectives that are most appropriate to the occasion? Let us remind you that adjectives should talk about how the youth treats people, what kind of worker he is, as well as the qualities of his character that are revealed in his personal life. And they usually wish the hero of the day happiness with all its components.

    Material for congratulations:

    The best human qualities of the hero of the day
    The listed qualities are not arranged in order of importance, but simply alphabetically. From adjectives, if necessary, you can form corresponding nouns or adverbs:

    Artistic, Noble, Generous, Harmonious, Deep, Democratic, Kind, Spiritual, Soulful, Natural, Mysterious, Perky, Individual (approach, etc.), Intelligent, Sincere, Sociable, Sociable, Beautiful, Inquisitive, Dreamy, Wise, Extraordinary, Charming, Adored, Courteous, Sociable, Optimistic, Cautious, Witty, Open, Charming, Positive, Attractive, Attractive, Pleasant, Even, Romantic, Free, Committed, Passionate, Impetuous, Tactful, Lucky, Respectful, Sympathetic, Balanced, Emotional, etc.

    Best qualities hero of the day as an employee:

    Analytical (mindset, approach, etc.), Strong-willed, Brilliant, Flexible, Active, Dynamic, Significant, Mature, Initiative, Intelligent, Intuitive, Critical, Logical (mindset, etc.), Observant, Reliable, Persistent, Independent, Innovative (approach, etc.), Objective, Experienced, Original, Pedantic, Consistent, Pragmatic, Practical, Principled, Direct, Straightforward, Punctual, Versatile, Calculating, Self-Critical, (approach, etc.) , Humble, Meticulous, Smart, Focused, Fair, Creative, Hardworking, Convinced, Assiduous, Purposeful, Energetic, Neat, etc.

    The best qualities of the hero of the day, manifested in his personal life:

    Thrifty, Loyal, Attentive, Hospitable, Efficient, Virtuous, Homely, Caring, Thrifty, Affectionate, Reliable, Calm, Understanding, Practical, Devoted, Hospitable, Reasonable, Thrifty, Calm, Fair, Patient, Generous, etc.

    Material for wishes:

    As we have already said, all the variety of wishes comes down to one thing - the wish for happiness, which is very individual for each person. For some, happiness is in a quiet life, and for others - in the search for adventure, etc.

    Therefore, the first list of words for making wishes is dedicated to such diverse concepts that can be included in the concept of happiness.

    So, happiness is:

    Excitement, Bliss, Inspiration, Delight, Friendship, Sophistication, Enjoyment, Mood, Nirvana, Charm, Fun, Anticipation, Pleasant chores, Joy, Relaxation, Self-affirmation, Sweet experiences, Calmness, Tenderness, Rapture, Joy, Ecstasy, etc.

    And now about one of the components of happiness in more detail. Many in their youth passionately want to achieve success and what is associated with it, and therefore you can wish them:

    Applause, Luck, Taking heights, Victory, Tasting the fruits, Implementation of ideas, Winnings, Achievements, Achieving goals, Conquests, Laurels, Jubilation, Awards, Ovations, Victories, Knowledge, Conquering peaks, Comprehension, Overcoming, Implementation, Multiplication, Addition , Approach, Recognition, Growth, Promotion, Prosperity, Development, Expansion, Realization of plans, Applause, Achievements, Formation, Triumphs, Success, Strengthening, etc.

    But it happens that success in life loses its attractiveness; a person is in poor physical shape. As they say, money is copper, clothes are decay, and health is more valuable than anything else. And therefore they want:

    Cheerfulness, Fighting mood, Be in good health, Be well done, Doctors would have nothing to do, Endurance, Longevity (active, endless, Caucasian), Hardening, Healthy optimism, Health (strong, Siberian), Hello, Body strength, On medications not to work, tirelessness, full health, gunpowder in the flasks, well-being (good, excellent, excellent, excellent), muscle tone, so that sores do not bother you, so that you are like blood and milk, so that no infection sticks, so that nothing takes you So that illnesses are avoided, etc.

    And in fact, everything is great for a healthy person. And therefore it is important to remember: whoever is not afraid of the disease is the one who is afraid of it.

    Friendly greeting address

    And yet, what is a holiday without a joke?! Therefore, let’s think about how to compose a congratulatory address not from big important bosses, but from colleagues and friends.

    When drawing up such a document, people with a sense of humor have room to roam. If congratulations from officials is characterized by communalism, everyone tries to say only good things, then comrades who have eaten more than a pound of salt together can allow themselves some liberties and jokes.

    Therefore, in addition to the above sublime and beautiful words, in a friendly congratulatory address words that often have a negative connotation can also be used.

    This is not about insults, but about playing on words. For example, adventurism is a dubious virtue, but healthy adventurism is something that we probably cannot live without in our time. Entrepreneurship, initiative, as well as courage, if you don’t lose your head, take cities. Hopeless is, of course, very bad, it’s just worse than ever, but hopeless optimism is already very good! You can move mountains with him if necessary.

    In addition, when composing such a congratulatory address, you can creatively use the possibilities of the union but: hot-tempered, but easy-going; straightforward, but devoted and responsive, etc. In fact, do you ever have to tell a person what they think about him, even though he is the hero of the day?

    These are these insidious words...

    Adventurous, Aggressive, Ambitious, Hopeless, Stormy, Explosive, Hot-tempered, Arrogant, Proud, Hot, Hot-tempered, Rude, Dual, Arrogant, Capricious, Conservative, Slow, Dreamy, Dissatisfied, Incorrigible, Clumsy, Incompatible, Impatient, Restless, Close-minded, Dangerous, Controversial, Indifferent, Self-Confident, Sarcastic, Secretive, Standard, Spontaneous, Evasive, Stubborn, Cold, Ambitious, Noisy, etc.

    In general, if you are connected with the hero of the day by good friendly relations, if you know how to observe moderation in criticism and God has not deprived you and the hero of the day of a sense of humor, then you can safely use the above words when composing a congratulatory address for the glorious anniversary of your friend.

    For men, an anniversary is a special day; many of them, on the eve of the anniversary, involuntarily evaluate the path they have traveled, so they are happy to receive toasts and congratulations that talk about their victories and achievements. It is important for the celebrants to understand and hear that they are loved and appreciated as a family man, as a friend, as a professional, etc..

    Various kinds comic medals and nominations for the hero of the day - best option pay tribute to the heroes of the occasion and, at the same time, maintain a relaxed atmosphere of festive fun. We offer several ideas for such congratulations(thanks to the authors)

    1. Comic instructions for medal No. 1.

    We solemnly announce that (to such and such)

    For services on the anniversary

    Award a big medal

    With a red ribbon with her

    Wear requires decency,

    There’s no point in “forcing” a medal,

    Badge of special distinction

    Only wear on holidays

    Choose where to wear sparingly

    To please the guests

    Let it hang above the navel

    And a little lower than the breasts

    Protect that medal from wax

    Don't handle greasy hands

    On paydays and advance payments

    Wipe with fresh vodka

    Make all movements flashy

    Looking into the distance

    Correct your hair

    And stroke the medal

    Don't chat, don't smile

    Don't shake everyone's hands

    On the native chest of the authorities

    Don't lie without a medal

    And keep the medal in the apartment

    But in a box under lock and key

    Degrease for storage

    Vodka or cognac!

    (Source: doshvozrast.ru)

    (TO comic medal can add personalized congratulations, which you can compose yourself or look for ideas ).

    2. Comic instructions for the anniversary medal No. 2

    - Medals are given the best place in the apartment and a special carpet is purchased, where the medal is hung, so that all the neighbors can see the medal.

    The recipient of this medal is prohibited from: getting sick, gaining weight, losing weight, getting angry; It is strictly forbidden to grow old and use the medal to make teeth.

    The recipient wears the medal, usually in home environment, on the days of family celebrations, on the days of receiving a salary and winning the lottery.

    (They put a large round medal around the neck of the hero of the day.)

    (Source: jenskiy.msk.ru)

    3. Instructions for wearing the anniversary medal "50 years in service"

    Wear a medal on holidays,
    Wash your neck before getting dressed,
    Wipe the medal with alcohol,
    Drink the remaining alcohol
    To the theater, on a visit and to the cinema
    Wearing a medal over your coat
    Don't let your spouse wear it,
    Even though he begs a lot,
    In the dining room hide it under a plate,
    So as not to pour borscht on the craft,
    Keep, protect from the evil eye,
    So that the infection does not stick to her,
    On New Year's Eve hang it on the tree,
    To your delight and to amuse your loved ones!
    (Source: forum.vkmonline.com)

    4. Instructions for the anniversary order.

    We are a jubilee order
    We present it sincerely, believe me!
    We don't feel sorry for him for you,
    And try on the order in front of everyone

    Wonderful! You look good,
    The eyes are burning, the order is shining.
    I will personally add:
    You look really good!

    Take care of the order like you would a wife,
    Always take it to bed with you,
    And check every morning
    So as not to be stolen by accident.

    Don't crack them nuts
    There is tension in the country with metal,
    There is no other order to be found,
    We hint to you subtly

    Love him very much and honor him,
    After all, this is your personal order,
    You are the hero of the day and keep this in mind,
    What a golden anniversary!

    In honor of the golden anniversary
    I suggest everyone pour
    Raise your glasses again
    And your Order should be thoroughly washed.

    (Source: website)

    5. Comic nomination for the hero of the day “Master of All Sciences”


    To do this, you need to prepare: a robe, a master’s cap, a “scepter”, “orb”

    Leading: When 60 (50) years ago in young happy family a baby appeared, he was only a long-awaited son, grandson, brother. Over the years, he acquired many new titles. Let's remember together which ones exactly? (guests list).

    Each new title entailed the acquisition of new knowledge, experience, and skills, of which so much had been accumulated over the years of his life that today he rightfully receives the title of “Master of all Sciences”!

    The right to present a master's cap - a symbol of wisdom, intelligence and knowledge - is granted.....
    (a cap is presented, a few words about the business qualities of the hero of the day).

    The right to present the master's robe - a symbol of hospitality, hospitality and strong friendship - is granted to the closest friends of the hero of the day (robe is presented)

    The scepter - a symbol of hard work and inexhaustible energy - is presented by the children of the hero of the day (children's shovel with wishes of health, vigor)

    And finally, the orb - a symbol of power - is presented loving wife! (big inflatable heart on a stick and a kiss)

    Let your big and quivering heart be filled with love! Let the voices of friends and children's laughter sound in your home, because a happy home is when guests are in it!

    Let your worldly wisdom and life experience help your children and grandchildren become worthy people!

    6. Comic nomination for the hero of the day - athlete "Champion for life"

    Leading: Today is a day of real discoveries.

    After all, our hero of the day does not even suspect that among us he became this year’s champion in distance running at 50 years old.

    I think this event deserves special attention, both from the hero of the day and from the guests.

    So let's start with the most important thing.

    Leading: Dear hero of the day!

    The solemn moment has arrived,

    We ask you to stand on the pedestal.

    The hero of the day rises to the dais to the solemn music.

    Leading: Applause is rightfully yours,

    Let your cheeks glow with a blush,

    After all, at this moment, like a hero,

    Many people are looking at you here.

    Leading: You are a champion in life

    No wonder the rumor goes

    What's your hero

    Allowed in honor of today's event

    There will always be a medal!

    to present you with this commemorative medal.

    The hero of the day is awarded a commemorative medal to applause.

    Leading: Dear visitors to our stadium!

    Please prepare slogans and posters in honor of our winner.

    Before the start of the holiday, guests were given posters “Hurray! Hooray! Hooray! Hurray!”, “Don’t give up, push forward!”, “Glory to the champion!”

    All the kids are screaming in unison...

    Guests(raising the poster). Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

    Leading: And adults are not far behind...

    Guests: Do not give up! Press forward!

    Leading: Colleagues are all at the stadium

    They are echoed...

    Guests: Glory to the champion!

    Leading: An army platoon is shouting at him...

    Guests: Do not give up! Press forward!

    Leading: Thanks to running neon

    Reading the inscription...

    Guests: Glory to the champion!

    Leading: It's time to pump you up to your colleagues...

    Guests: Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

    If possible, guests rock the hero of the day.

    (Source: scenariev.net)

    7. Awarding comic nominations to the hero of the day.

    (medal presentation in this can be combined with a table shouting stick, inviting guests to unanimously guess what title will be discussed, it will not be difficult - the clue lies in both the content and the rhyme).

    1. You raised excellent children,

    He dressed them, watered them, fed them.

    For them, you are the first example.

    We present the title - FATHER! (medal or diploma “Father”)

    2. The house is in order, the renovations are a sight for sore eyes.

    The OWNER is excellent, and that's the luck of the draw! (medal or diploma “Master”)

    3. For his wife, he is an idol; they live together in harmony.

    This means that the hero of the day has been called HUSBAND for a long time! (medal or diploma “Husband”)

    4. But what can’t be taken away is

    So this title is the BEST SON-IN-SON! (medal or diploma “Best son-in-law”)

    5. The grandson leads a conversation

    With your beloved... GRANDFATHER! (medal or diploma “Grandfather”)

    6. You take care of the family hearth,

    You live well with your relatives.

    For them, you are the most valuable treasure.

    We present you with the title BROTHER! (medal or diploma “Brother”)

    7. Nephews are your joy,

    I should give you the title of UNCLE! (medal or diploma “Uncle”)

    8. You know how to plan, saw, and repair plumbing not out of boredom.

    We must give the title again: GOLDEN HANDS! (medal or diploma “Golden Hands”)

    9. I found recognition in construction.

    We present you with the title of FOREIGNER! (or other relevant profession)

    10. Let everyone remember it forever.

    . ….. - GOOD MAN! (medal or diploma “Good Person”)

    (Source: futajik.ru)

    8. to the hero of the day.

    You are protection and support:

    Everything for the children, the wife - a salary,
    Let's all say together again,
    You're just great... DAD! (a medal is awarded)

    Your years are your wealth,
    After all, you are the head of a big brotherhood,
    And then we will say more:
    You are a reliable HEAD OF THE FAMILY! (a medal is awarded)

    Everything in your house is perfectly arranged.
    Landscaped by your hands
    In life you cannot stand boredom.
    But you are a master... GOLDEN HANDS! (a medal is awarded)

    Man you are in your prime,
    May all guests remember forever -
    That no matter who you are in life,
    You're just... A GOOD PERSON! (a medal is awarded)

    (Source: video- montager. ru)

    9. Medal "For Spiritual Qualities"

    The medal is awarded for: kindness, attention, understanding, love, experiences, patience, skill, meaning, fun, communication, for a smile, company, understanding, for nobility, generosity, mystery, sincerity, wisdom, charm, courtesy, optimism, caution, wit, openness, attractiveness, attractiveness, perfection, tact, poise, emotionality, we can talk a lot more about you and remember: frugality, justice and prudence!!!

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