The best statuses for girls on Statuses-Tut.ru! The most beautiful creatures on planet Earth are, of course, women! After all, for the sake of beautiful ladies, men perform feats, dedicate poems and songs to them. All of you know the great heroines Tatyana Larina, Natasha Rostova and young Juliet from school. Thanks to them, the classics sang the purity, beauty, wisdom, playfulness, kindness, love of life, and sacrifice of women. And this is exactly what our statuses, carefully selected for this section, are about. And how many magnificent female portraits can be seen in the most famous museums in the world. Today the girl chooses her own path. Who should she become, what profession should she choose, should she be a housewife or a businesswoman. Do you want to be talked about? Then you need to look at our website and find the most interesting statuses for girls.
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The girls are so different, your mood changes like the wind. Today you are funny, but by the evening you want to cry into your pillow. Or together with best friend watch a romantic comedy for the soul. Or maybe you decided to take up painting or learn to cook better than your mother-in-law. On our website you will find deep and wise statuses for girls with meaning. And let your envious people rack their brains over deciphering your status. Every self-respecting girl has a page on a social network, and perhaps more than one. With our help you can convey your mood. Tell about yourself briefly but succinctly, both in the happy moments of your life and in difficult moments. Your friends and simply visitors to your page will have only a pleasant and positive opinion about you from the first seconds. And our VKontakte statuses for girls will try to help you with this. You will always find selected statuses for girls on our website Statuses-Tut.ru! Every girl should know that they think only positively about her and treat her with respect.
Even if a woman is satisfied with everything at some point, a moment may very quickly come when she begins to become dissatisfied with the fact that she is satisfied with everything.
I'm actually not a heartless bitch - It's just that not everyone can find the key to my heart -
It is necessary to love a woman in such a way that it would not even occur to her that SOMEONE ELSE could love her more!!!
Poor girl, she dislikes all the girls he knows so much that it will be difficult for her to choose a name for her daughter)
When you start dating a guy, you start using a razor more often! Is it true, girls?
Darling, I love you more than life itself!.. However, I will still go to football today-
Sunlight, twinkling stars! there is no mutual understanding between us
She's a little bit of that. Me too. It's easy for us to be together.
At school she is a diligent student, for her parents - good daughter, for friends - a great friend - However, no one knows what she is like when she is left alone.
Women's logic: sent, and then waits for her to write.
I don’t understand why the women’s curling iron is called Vitek, and the motto is kind of strange -Made wisely-)))
The girl with the angelic face is trouble. Sex is full of problems. Look into her eyes. I want to repent, cry and pray.
Today he said to me: “my little one, why are you sad?” I’m shocked, because he never even paid attention to me before!
Your page is like a refrigerator. I look at it all day, I think something new will appear)
A little proud, like fire.
- why do we only meet on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday?!?:(- on other days my head is just dirty.
It’s only me who can search for a cell phone in the dark for an hour, while highlighting the same cell phone for myself, and then call it and wonder why it’s busy!
Do every action as if it were the last in your life.-
guys - *sigh* why do you like bitches and bitches? There are plenty of good girls around -
A woman's best perfume is the scent of her loved one on her skin.
Everything is wrong again, I got an asshole again!
With a dream in her eyes and hope in her heart, she left in search of paradise.
I’m like the sun - warm, sometimes burning, sometimes sad, but damn cute!
I want to fall in love so much that it hits me and doesn’t let me go for the rest of my life!
Throw a stool at me if I start killing myself at this creature again!
- the main thing is not what’s on the outside, but what’s on the inside! - - under the clothes -
Girls, before you declare that a guy is not your type, try him first!
Girls are being divided, have been divided, and will be divided in the future. Various types, types and subgroups.. but everyone has one that does not fit into more than one framework.
- you look like a cat. You will always be on your own in life. However, you really need love and affection...
I'm jealous, angry, hysterical and acting like a little girl. Ideal people, forgive me, I don’t know any other way. I'm so-
We are all good girls, until some beauty appears on his list of friends...
A classmate, complaining of a cold, says: “I sneezed so much that the tampon flew out!” Everyone laughs, imagining this sight - it turned out that the girl went to the dentist, and there was a cotton swab at the site of tooth extraction -
As soon as a girl puts a bad photo on her profile picture, all her friends immediately start clicking “I like it”
The girl's avatar beautiful ass and legs and status - will black hair suit me? - damn, on my ass or what?!
But it’s still nice when his friends said to him: “She’s small!”, and he replied: Not small, but young!
She spends hours on the Internet, listens to songs about love, chats on the phone, falls asleep at 3 am, swears, then makes up, freaks out, but loves only him -
Well, well, seduce me, try it!
No matter how you cut your bangs, they still interfere with dyeing your eyelashes.
Girls! Learn to paint! Cosmetics must EMPHASIZE natural beauty! Don't use fakes! Your own hair, eyelashes and nails have always been and will be more beautiful!
Girls don't need much, just caring husband, which would ruin lipstick, but preserve mascara...
The funny thing is that the man of your dreams is someone's ex-asshole...
Each person has their own problems... for some, the shelving does not fit into the opening, for others, their ass is in their jeans.
And to hell with it, with this love, I wish I could find a person who at least just doesn’t infuriate.
If a man is made in God's likeness, then a woman is incomparable.
The wind takes me to a place where there are plenty of handsome guys.
I would love to be better! But it couldn’t be better!!!)
Yes, now it’s not the boys who have gone, but some women! Write first, call first, call for a walk first. Maybe I can pick her up and give her some flowers?
Most of all I like 2 commands on my phone: “edit” and “send”.
Women like romantic men, until you need male help. And he stands like this - a tear in his eyes, hands out of his ass.
A girl should always look perfect in case she meets her ex.
Over the years I make fewer and fewer mistakes. But their quality is undoubtedly growing.
I don’t know who calls their ex when they’re drunk. When I’m drinking, I don’t even know where my phone is lying around.
Not every girl believes in love at first sight, because it is difficult to determine by eye how much who earns how much.
A beautiful and smart girl should have one guy, and a lot of those who would like to be in his place...
Probably, you shouldn’t have said to an unfamiliar hairdresser: “Come on, surprise me!”
If you want to look young and slim, stay close to the old and fat ones.
If you don’t have a personal life, then stop being decent...
I really want to cuddle up to someone... put my lips to my ear and whisper... GIVE MONEY...
Flirting is when a girl doesn’t know what she wants, but uses all means to achieve it...
If you want to effectively seduce a guy, throw him a package of condoms and say: “Sir, defend yourself!”
Girls are masochists. Proven by epilator...
Mine comes up today and says: “You women are strange creatures! When your jeans don’t fasten, you cry from grief, and when your bra doesn’t fasten, you cry from joy!”
I'm tired... I want champagne, strawberries, flowers and for my hands!
She was an extremely sweet, good-natured and shy girl in those rare moments when no one annoyed her.
It's easy to have a bad reputation! It’s enough to be beautiful and sociable, and people will come up with everything themselves and tell others!
I beg you, those who are leaving my life, close your mouth behind you.
Girls have no sense of proportion when they wear makeup, drink and fall in love.
Oh, this feminine weakness. How much horsepower does it have?
There are too many causes of death in the world to die from modesty.
I have already left that age when you worry about what others will think of you... Now let others worry about what I will think of them!
This morning Robert Pattison called me ten times to wish me a happy birthday, but I hung up and hung up... and then the damn alarm clock woke me up...
I know what infuriates almost every girl in her family! Eternal question: “Haven’t found a groom yet?”
All girls seem stupid. But only before they show their intelligence.
At your age, only a girl has the right not to know what she wants. Men do not have such a privilege!
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Women's logic has been in an irreconcilable struggle with the male psyche for hundreds of years.
Let not every girl be a decoration for her man, but anyone can become his treasure!
Until I was 15, I was a smart girl, and then... I fell in love!
At 3 years old I mixed up vodka with water... and I loved it!
No the best way shut up a girl than give her flowers!
As soon as a girl leans on a man’s hard shoulder, she instinctively climbs onto his neck.
Any thing suits a beautiful girl, but most of all, the complete absence of them.
Girls, don't let your eyes down and they won't let you down!
In order to sit on a man’s neck, a woman needs to be able to spread her legs well!
A woman is ready to do anything for love, even make love.
Girls are divided into 3 categories: - I will give! - I will not give! - I will give but not to you! (No offense to girls) x))
If men knew what women were thinking, they would be twenty times more impudent, just as if women knew men better, they would become even more flirtatious.
Lips in a bow, eyebrows like a house... again mixed rum with gintonic...
Trouble is when you shaved in the evening, and in the morning you get up and you have stubble again... and you are 12 years old and you are a girl
You deleted me from VKontakte friends... from friends in my world... deleted my phone number.. deleted me from ICQ.. from the agent... WHAT FROM MEMORY, WEAK?!
In the lower grades, boys beat beautiful girls with briefcases to the head, and then they wonder why all the beautiful girls are fools
Every time I leave the hairdresser, I am tormented by the same question - why did they ask me how I wanted to cut my hair?
A girl is like a calculator: it adds problems, takes up time, multiplies expenses, divides property
A man's problems begin not when a woman begins to undress for his money, but when she begins to dress with it.
The girl is the only divine intellect who doesn’t know what she wants))
Kind, sweet, childishly jealous, uncontrollably cheerful, in love with a secret, proudly free, soaring in the sky, eternally happy, giving joy
The weaker sex is stronger than the stronger due to the weakness of the stronger sex towards the weaker
Well, this was necessary in response to my mother’s humorous question. Daughter, do you smoke? reply What exactly?
Hysteria is female way have fun...
What could be worse than female logic is collective female logic
There is only one woman in the world destined for you, and if you do not meet her, you are saved.
I'm a poor girl who's bad at arithmetic! Above two, higher mathematics immediately begins for me!
The two most useful books for a girl are her mother's kitchen book and her father's checkbook.
Do you know what really hurts? It’s when you’re lying on the sofa, chatting on the phone, you want to lean your feet on the wall and then a slipper flies off and right into your eyes
wonderful girls do not lie on the road. they need to be recaptured from idiots who don’t value them...
A woman must do three things in her life: cut down a tree, blow up a house and raise a daughter...
so the guys say that we are slow, but it’s nothing! We understand everything, they just always ask the questions incorrectly))
Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online so as not to write to you
A woman is such a CAT who, at her own request, can arrange a DOG'S LIFE for any man!
What difference does it make what's going on in my soul? The main thing is how I look. Admire it.
The higher the slit on a woman’s dress, the easier it is for her to run away from a man, but the more he wants to run after her.
An insane woman is a woman who, at the end of sexual intercourse, screams “Not at me!!
I’m just one of those girls who invites me over for tea and actually goes to put the kettle on.
When a man feels bad, he looks for a woman. When a man feels good, he looks for another one.
There are three periods in the life of every woman: in the first she gets on the nerves of her father, in the second she gets on her husband’s nerves, and in the third she gets on her son-in-law’s nerves.
Some girls can get any man they like; others like any man they can get.
In order not to get bored of a man, a woman changes dresses, and in order not to get bored of a woman, a man changes women.
Women are the best psychoanalysts, until they are in love.
All men are bought by the fact that all women are sold (Oscar Wilde).
A woman wants many things, but from one man, and a man wants one thing, but from many women.
She doesn't consider herself beautiful, but she knows that she can easily make anyone fall in love with her...
When a woman says that she has nothing to wear, it means that everything new has run out. When a man says that he has nothing to wear, it means that everything clean has run out.
I went to the store to buy a handbag, but I liked the boots and bought a blouse)))
A woman is almost helpless until her nails are dry...
If a woman quickly surrendered to a man, this is not his merit, but all those who were with her before.
I’ve never understood those girls who, after 2 days of dating a guy, change their last name to his in contact..
I am free and at the same time not alone, in search, but not actively! I think I found it, but it’s not mine yet...
I would be a good girl if it weren't for these bad boys...
If you cut yourself and don’t bleed, that means you’re a heartless bitch!!!
The only one I will run after will shout to me “catch up, mom”)))
Girls are different, the consequences are the same =)
TO beautiful girls Not only guys stick, but also gossip...
The man leaves quickly, but often returns. The woman thinks for a long time before leaving, but leaves forever.
The girl wants to first go to restaurants to understand whether she should go to bed with a guy. And the guy wants to get the girl into bed as soon as possible in order to understand whether it’s worth taking her to restaurants?
It's better to be alone and not love anyone! What to love and be alone!
Girls are amazing creatures, they want to please even those who don’t like them.
Finding a husband is an art, keeping a husband is a profession!
One must be able to often obey a woman in order to have the right to sometimes command her V. Hugo
To check a man’s feelings, you need to find out not what he is ready to do for you, but what he is ready to give up for your sake.
Calm down, finally think about it, the mascara is running, Superman actually wore panties over his leggings... and nothing... everyone loved him
Women smarter than men... Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
Girls don’t think at first, and then they wonder why they didn’t think when they should have thought...)
You never learn the truth from a woman. From the beginning they have a girlish memory, then women's secrets, then senile insanity
Hm. As a child I was VERY modest, but now you can’t say the same about me, where did that go??? It probably went to the boobs
It’s a pity for the girls who won’t sit in vanilla heaven and cry into their pillows, since the 14th is a school day.
If you cut a woman's wings, she will sit on a broom
There are corners in a woman’s soul where no man will look, and if he looks, he won’t see anything, and even if he sees, he won’t understand anything...
You sit in the evening, paint your nails beautifully, paint them, repaint them, and in the end it turns out beautiful, you like it. The next morning you come to school and your friend says: “Wipe off that varnish, it turned out ugly!”... it’s so offensive (((
A man is ready to do anything to make love, even to love.
A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price
She does not forgive betrayal. She hates betrayal, lies... And if she leaves once... then you will never bring her back...
Women are very clean; before sitting on a man’s neck, they carefully wipe their feet on him.
Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online so as not to write to you.
Forget you? What you. I would like to remember you first.
Girl, were you cute as a child or what are you like now?
There is no greater disappointment for a woman than the inattention of a man for whom she wants to be inaccessible
I'm not jealous of my exes. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those less fortunate.
Mmmmm when I saw you, my heart was in my chest... Speaking of breasts. I bought myself a new bra.
A real woman should be able to throw three things: banks, eyes and hysterics.
If a man gives a woman everything she asks for, then she is asking for too little.
A man commits violence against a woman, taking her by storm, and a woman commits violence against a man, remaining unapproachable.
The deeper the neckline on a woman’s dress, the easier she breathes, but the harder it is for a man...
The first sign that a girl doesn't have a boyfriend is painted lips.
Probably every girl has experienced what makeup means at -30 degrees and what it turns into
I would love to be better! But it couldn’t be better!!!)
Each person has their own problems... for some, the shelving does not fit into the opening, for others, their ass is in their jeans. 🙂
I’m not surprised by someone’s oddities... I can’t always explain mine!
Going to bed at 11 or 12 pm is a small difference, but getting up in the morning at 6:00 or 6:05 is a huge difference!
— You sit quietly on VKontakte and here you have a question. - "What are you doing?"
- Damn, you won’t believe it, I’m cutting hay and stacking it at the monitor. =)All men are looking for someone who is smart, beautiful, funny, sexy, some with an apartment, a car, and also faithful and selfless. The question arises: why does she need you?
Don't look for the perfect person - I'm sitting at home today ;)!!!
If you don’t have a personal life, then stop being decent...
First the guy ran away from me, then the dog, now I see how hard it is for the fish to push the aquarium towards the door...
I put on my headphones, turned on the music and went to clean the apartment.. I cleaned half of the apartment with the vacuum cleaner turned off :)
Lord, give me wisdom to understand a man! Give me love - to forgive him.. Patience - to withstand his character.. Just don’t give me strength - otherwise I’ll kill him!
I really want to cuddle up to someone... put my lips to my ear and whisper... GIVE MONEY...
You can’t drink tap water - it’s dirty, but fruits and vegetables need to be washed with tap water - they will be clean.
When someone turns to you with the request: “Tell me, just be honest!”, you realize with horror that now you will have to lie a lot.
- Where are you?
- In hell.
- Okay, when you finish studying, you’ll call.In the morning, girls are divided into 4 types:
1. I may not put on makeup, but I’ll sleep.
2. I may not put on makeup, but I will eat it.
3. I may not sleep or eat, but I will put on makeup.
4. EVERYWHERE, DAMN IT, I’M LATE, BUT I’LL SLEEP, EAT AND PUT ON MAKEUPTrue feminine happiness is to take off your heels and bra.
When a guy is jealous, the girl is pleased... But when the girl starts to be jealous, World War 3 begins...
In any unclear situation - worse.
If you want to effectively seduce a guy, throw him a package of condoms and say: “Sir, defend yourself!”
Mine comes up today and says: “You women are strange creatures! When your jeans don’t fasten, you cry from grief, and when your bra doesn’t fasten, you cry from joy!”
Yes, now it’s not the boys who have gone, but some women! write first, call first, call for a walk first too. Maybe I can pick her up and give her some flowers?
The worst misconception among women is: “He will change.” The most common misconception among men is: “She’s not going anywhere!”
I had a fight with my loved one, turned away, and in my head: well, hug... well, hug... well, hug... and then he hugs, and you’re like: ... he took his hands away!
Darling, give me something for my birthday so that I can say: “Wow! Lexus!
This morning the mirror showed such horrors O_o
Get married, or what? Where is this unfortunate guy hiding?
I've had no luck with men before. Time has passed... I have become wiser and wiser. Now men have no luck with me...
If there is a guy, there are problems, if there is no guy, there is only one problem: there is no guy.
As women do: “That’s it, don’t call me again!..” and sit and wait...
Of the insects, I only respect the female praying mantis. Well done grandma! Seduced, fell in love, ate, forgot.
Fear in my soul, eyes on my forehead, I'm walking on the ice in heels.
I know how to roll everything... eyes, jars, hysteria... I know how to make something out of nothing... dinner, hairstyle, scandal... I can take out the trash, my brain...! In general, I am a very capable girl.
Girls are masochists. Proven by epilator...=)
For a girl, the combination of a mirror and music is very interesting thing for two hours. (With)
I'm one of those girls who literally breaks out laughing in the middle of dead silence about something that happened a year or two ago.
If a girl walks with headphones on, with her head down, and then suddenly changes her gait, then a different song starts playing in the headphones :)
for Girls, Men - like pies: some like them with eggs, others with cabbage
The girl is worried about appearance only in two cases: when someone is looking at her, and when no one is looking...
Only a girl can put her cell phone on silent mode so as not to distract her, and then check every 15 minutes to see if she has received an SMS.
Do you think you learned to kiss on tomatoes and are ready for life?... Yeah, buy bananas...)))
