You no longer need kvass - now beer
Do you have a.
Your winnings are quite rare, you are lucky, there is no doubt that you got not two candies, but twocandy papers.
Not a win, but manna from heaven, you gotslice of bread.
Accept itbutton
this and walk around the world with joy.
What is this?Pencil!
It is very difficult to believe in this: now he will only be yours.
Don't look so timidly, don't be scared - this iscork.
This will help you get a strong hold in lifeclip.
So as not to eat in the canteen, getbay leaf.
Cleanliness is a sore point, get a vacuum cleaner (broom).
When you start dancing, so that your pants don't fall off, you need to have with youpin
of steel.
We give you the best toy in the world - rattle
Everyone is happy with such a gift - delicious, juicygrape.
It's not a nut or a screw - it's medicalbandage.
Fate took a quitrent from you, for change - match boxes.
Best friend in life -thread
whole reel.
This is not a random gift - we give it to youtram ticket.
There is no better win than cellophaneplastic bag.
You are very lucky - get itbar of soap.
Don't get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
We don’t feel sorry for anything for you - accept thislighter.
You have to believe in miracles - as a gift to yousausage.
We give you balloon and in the set for it flashlight.
Forget all questions, we give you
cigarettes.
A thing that is very necessary in the household, take it quickly, don’t be shy (lid).
So that you look out the window less, we give you domino
Yes, this is what you need - cheese
under the glorious name “Friendship”.
You should not be upset - you have new luck. you got itmustard
delicious, canteen.
Move your brains a little - for this we hand overbook.
Nothing is a pity for you - just get itmedal.
Don't be sad, don't worry, get up neighbor kiss.
There is nothing better in the world than receiving a bouquet of flowers (card with flowers)
Here's a gift for your future - from a shoelace.
We give you this ticket so you can travel around the wholelight.
To save beautiful hairstyle, getcomb.
So that there is no longing, we give you socks.
At first glance it’s not noticeable at all -toilet paper.
Fruit is the best diet, but eat it todaycandy.
The stripe in life will only be white, it will help you with thispiece of chalk.
What is happening in the world today - you will read innewspaper.
We've got you coveredhooks
,
Well, catch the catfish yourself.
Always, at any time of the year, you will need thissoda.
A great find for teeth - here you goToothbrush.
If you like excitement, get itdeck of cards
To make jam for future use, getsugar.
This thing is necessary to create intimacy(candle).
If you're not drunk yet, get it sooncup.
The most fragrant banana will be the envy of monkeys(banana)
To keep your linen tight, we give youclothespin.
Success awaits you soon, get it from us nut.
2. Comic lottery - forecast
1. You are a tough nut to crack, which means
Good luck awaits you!
(peanut)
2. Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year!
(Beer)
3. Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate!
(Banana)
4. While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea!
(Mug)
5. Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun!
(Paste)
6. Since you got a chocolate bar,
It won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet!
(Chocolate)
7. When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round.
(Kissel)
8. Perhaps you are planning to run away,
But your lot is to continue working!
(Soap)
9. Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable!
(Coconut cream)
10. To the one who receives this candle,
You'll have to travel around the world!
(Candle)
11. To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen!
(Pen)
12. You will have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar!
(Calendar)
13. And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round!
(Sponge set)
14. Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright!
(Felt pens)
15. And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal!
(Juice packet)
16. You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year.
(Horseshoe)
17. Delight awaits you for your heart -
Big salary increase!
(Yogurt "Uslada")
18. You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane.
(Shampoo)
19. You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great!
(Coffee)
3. Comic lottery for a friendly company
Be it a cowboy or a businessman -
They are all afraid of caries.
Well, now try:
Chew, chew, chew - and there are no problems!
(Chewing gum.)
It doesn't matter that the ball is small,
If only he could jump merrily.
Pele himself, by the way,
I started on rags.
(Ball.)
Everyone around is terribly happy:
It erases everything as it should!
After "Dosi", after "Tide"
This is the best reward.
(Eraser)
Either rattle or strum...
If you now have your keys
You'll lose it all at once -
Either grumble, or don't grumble.
(Keychain)
You can glue day and night,
If you drive laziness away.
Super sticky oilcloth -
In overseas it’s just “scotch”.
(Scotch)
No matter how hard the alarm clock tried -
I just got him to his feet.
No matter how I tried to wake you up -
Will complete the task with honor,
What no one could solve
With best wishes
"Wake-up powder"!
(Bag of coffee)
You go out onto the porch in the morning -
Your face will turn red.
Why? You're on my finger
You will suddenly find a ring.
(Children's ring)
Kissing in the wind
It's hard in the field in the morning.
You're lucky - here's lipstick,
There is no need for chapped lips.
(Cheapstick)
Somewhere the cherry blossoms are blooming,
Somewhere dates are growing...
There are many vitamins in the world,
And we have our own product.
(Apple)
America is calling them
"Russian nuts."
They are eaten without fuss
And without any haste.
(Bag of seeds)
Two cheerful geese -
Joy for grandma.
You're not a grandma -
Get the beads!
(Children's beads)
You got it at this hour
Something that makes us all happy.
Light, bringing a holiday to everyone,
Obedient to every wind.
(Balloon)
1. Your winnings are still ahead, but for now, look at others. (Take an additional ticket).
2. For your kind eyes, a souvenir - read (Fairy Tales).
3. Even the old man Koschey himself swept away the dust from his ears with this. (Q-tip).
4. Here's the ticket, so the ticket, don't rummage through the numbers, assume there's no winnings - cry and calm down. (Paper handkerchiefs).
5. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
6. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride on it. (Toy car).
7. Yesterday the tulle was eaten by moths, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (Package) in return - there is nothing else!
8. Lucky for you, this ball will stop a child's crying. (Balloon).
9. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, here you go (Pencil).
10. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (Paperclip).
11. Oh, what a great fellow you are, here you go (Lollipop - Chupa Chups).
12. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads made from paper clips or bagels).
13. And a portrait of himself gives you a ticket handsome man. (Mirror).
14. That's the prize, that's the deal: Hug the neighbor on the left!
15. You are extremely lucky: Kiss the neighbor on the right!
16. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
17. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope)
18. Your ticket will give you a means to erase unnecessary thoughts. (Eraser).
19. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Small candle)
20. You are desperately lucky - you will receive (Sandwich).
21. This book is not more important, only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
22. Dear comrade, get (Candy), just don’t eat it yourself, treat it to your neighbor.
23. This prize was given to you to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, seeds).
24. Do you want new hairstyle- get it, my friend, (a comb).
25. Well, a sweet gift for you - you got (Chocolate).
26. Whatever gets stuck between your teeth, this thing will always reach you. (Toothpick).
27. There is no need to worry - you (A bag of marmalade), it’s delicious, hurry up, marmalades are good!
28. To make your studies go smoothly, you will get (Notebook). You can solve problems in it and write more carefully!
29. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
30. To have countless friends, you need to eat a ton of onions. Well, we'll have to start! And you won't get sick. (Onion).
31. This gift is for a princess, only a real one, all seriously, not in make-believe - we give you (Polka Dots).
32. Do you love potatoes? We'll give you some. Chew, chew, don’t yawn, and treat your neighbors. (a bag of chips).
33. This miracle - phytoncide will heal a hundred diseases; staphylococcus will escape if you eat (Garlic).
34. A chicken ran past and lost an egg, but it’s not an ordinary egg—it’s chocolate. (Chocolate egg).
35. You’re just good at studying – get (a bag of juice).
36. The sun, air and water are ours best friends! Oh, so that sunstroke I didn’t get it on a walk, put on a Panama hat and walk calmly! (Hat from a newspaper).
37. This ticket gives you a flight, a large plane takes off into the sky. (Paper airplane).
38. For life to be sweet, it’s time to sweeten it! You got (Refined sugar), everyone would be happy with it.
39. Paints will help you paint the world with different colors. Quickly pick up a brush and paint 40. Gather together, honest people, and get up in the (Round Dance)! You had to start, get up and start singing a song
These lottery tickets can be used simply as a lottery and as a draw for small gifts and prizes. At school, students will be happy with little surprise gifts, and they will also have a good laugh.
One of the popular entertainments during the holidays is comic lottery. Be it a birthday, anniversary or wedding. Give to guests lottery tickets The toastmaster can at the entrance or immediately before the drawing; at a wedding, lottery tickets can even be sold for a nominal fee. If there are a lot of lots, you can play the lottery throughout the evening, with breaks. Each ticket is assigned a number, starting with the first. The lottery must be a win-win, so prizes are given to all numbers and can be very different and preferably funny. We offer you sample texts for drawing lots of comic lotteries:
1. For your kind eyes, a souvenir - read (Fairy Tales).
2. A thing that does not go out of fashion. (Laces).
3. Here’s a lighter for you, use it, don’t mind. (Matchbox).
4. When you go for a walk, to keep your pants from falling off, you need to have a steel pin with you. (Pin).
5. Who is the happiest among us? Get that basin. (Pelvis).
6. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, the boxes will come in handy. (Matchbox).
7. Let the bride’s smile suddenly touch your eyes, and good mood will never leave you again.
8. Fate took a quitrent from you, for change - a box of matches. (Matches).
9. Accept this (Button) and walk around the world with joy.
10. You will have to live with the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (Calendar).
11. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
12. You are desperately lucky - you will receive (Sandwich).
13. Your winnings are special. You will read about everything in the world in the newspaper. (Newspaper).
14. Pour this into this glass and drink quietly. (Disposable cup).
15. I hand over your winnings with confidence, use them in your business. (Paper).
16. Whoever receives a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer).
17. Even the old man Koschey himself swept away the dust from his ears. (Brush).
18. Dear comrade, get (Candy), Just don’t eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
19. Here is the ticket, so the ticket, don’t rummage through the numbers, Consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).
20. Since you got a chocolate bar, it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (Chocolate).
21. Extend your hand. Get the onion head. (Onion).
22. You are a tough nut to crack, which means good luck awaits you! (Peanut).
23. Although this cream is inedible, the smell is simply incomparable! (Coconut cream).
24. To avoid eating in the canteen, get a bay leaf. (Bag with bay leaf).
25. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
26. Don’t drip on your neighbor, and win a napkin. (Napkin).
27. Today you are not the hero of the day, a laurel crown does not shine for you, you better accept from us (a bag of bay leaves).
28. Something will not happen to you, this item will be useful to you. (Condom).
29. So that you can keep your money, we hand you a wallet. (Wallet).
30. We give you a piece of chintz, you can get married again. (Handkerchief).
31. Somehow it’s not even clever, but now for you (Carrot).
32. And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life! Among your friends you have no equal! (Juice packet).
33. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (Tea).
34. Substitute soccer ball. (Old tin can).
35. It will help you remember an object from long past childhood years. (Dummy).
36. The lottery is not a scam. Here is a self-assembled tablecloth for you. (Oilcloth).
37. It’s a small thing, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).
38. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to be angry, because even the most rusty nail will be useful in the household. (Nail).
39. You won a spoon. Go and eat a little. (Wooden spoon).
40. If suddenly a child starts crying, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and make him shut up. (Beanbag).
41. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).
42. This prize was given to you to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
43. Antique hanger. (Nail).
44. Vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
45. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your winnings are ahead.
46. We wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon).
47. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
48. To shave very cleanly, you will need this tool. (Blade).
49. The tulle was eaten by moths yesterday, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (a package) in return - there is nothing else!
50. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride on it. (Machine).
51. Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook, write poetry. (Notebook).
52. There is no more practical gain than a garbage bag. (Trash bag).
53. While the boss is “taking the shavings off” from us, calmly brew a mug of tea! (Mug).
54. You don’t have striped pants, but you do have a cigarette. (Cigarettes).
55. Why should you have a wallet? Put your money in a bag. (Plastic bag).
56. A treat for your heart awaits you - a big increase in salary! (Yogurt "Uslada").
57. For good people don’t feel sorry for anything, get it as soon as possible, comrade, (Jump rope).
58. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with nozzle. (Comb).
59. You didn’t win a penny, but a real (Ruler).
60. And for dessert we have. There is a pill for you. (Vitamins).
61. We are giving you (a notebook) so you have something to write on.
62. And great love awaits you And kisses all year round! (Set of dish sponges).
63. You are a welcome guest with us. As a gift to you (Valuable nail).
64. For your sweet smile, given to us now, We present you with this (Button), let it make you happy.
65. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
66. Come on, dear little friend, have some (Pie).
68. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (Paperclip).
69. This ball will stop children's crying. (Balloon).
70. Straight from the department store (Toilet paper).
71. After a glass, have a snack. This is a very important matter. Here's a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin).
72. Don’t get sick, be strong, we give you (Pills).
73. Who is so joyful there? As a keepsake for you - (Thermometer)!
74. Everyday matter, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Cork).
75. You received a flower - a rose, It does not wither from the frost. (Rose).
76. Your winnings are like manna from heaven; you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread).
77. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
78. You don’t need to get excited, mustard will calm you down. (Mustard).
79. Receive your winnings quickly as a gift - (Balloon).
80. You bought an unlucky ticket, show us a 100 ruble fine for diapers.
81. To find out your income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook).
82. This thing is necessary for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
83. Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (Felt pens).
84. I will not give up (Kefir) for any good in the world.
85. You are extremely lucky: kiss the neighbor on the right!
86. You and your companion will never be lost; you will never come home hungry from any guests. (Spoon).
87. You (Postcard) came across it, that’s how it was supposed to be with us.
88. You would like a piano, but you got a calendar. (Calendar).
89. (Notebook) - this is a small thing, but this is what you wanted.
90. Give this book to your future baby. (Children's book).
91. If there is a first aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle).
92. Now you will have to buy a child so that you have someone to suck on the pacifier. (Pacifier).
93. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder Surprise).
94. Happiness fell into your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes).
95. There is no more important book than you, only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
96. To write down where your pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (Pen).
97. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle).
98. Since you are no longer at your desk, cards will come in handy in life. (Card deck).
99. Don’t be sad, don’t grieve, get up and kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor).
100. Evil lottery fate, The clothespin is only given to you. (Pin).
101. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
102. To save you from suffering, we won hand cream. (Hand cream).
103. Open your mouth wider, you will get a roll of paper. (Toilet paper).
104. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car).
105. With the dream of a shortage, you will run around the whole city, but you will rarely meet it (Paper napkin).
106. Your winnings are yet to come, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
107. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut).
108. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, there is no doubt, you got not three candies, but three pieces of paper from candies.
109. You may have decided to run away, but your lot is to continue your work! (Soap).
110. Eat bananas and coconuts and expect rewards from fate! (Banana).
111. Receive this tube as a gift, so that every tooth shines in the sun! (Paste).
112. Enjoy yourself, my friend, a little - you got (three candies).
113. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple).
114. Don’t be bored today, get Indian tea. (A pack of Indian tea).
115. To keep your hair in order, you will need an oven mitt. (Scrunchy).
116. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet).
118. To prevent your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush).
119. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet).
120. Washing machine"Little one." (Soap in a soap dish).
121. Oh, what a great fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups).
122. We give you toothpaste So that you have teeth. (Toothpaste).
123. You are well-versed in your work and will be held in high esteem by us all year. (Horseshoe).
124. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap).
125. In life you have to hope for the best. Take glue if life doesn’t stick. (Glue).
126. Well done for playing, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars).
127. Forget for a moment how much this joke costs. Said in advance, dear attention. (Kiss the neighbor).
128. In life, anything happens and it can even happen, if you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (A clothespin) will help dry it.
129. You are the best, you will see that the glass is for you, you will get a hangover. (Glass with vodka).
130. Don’t be sad, dear friend, your souvenir is already here. (Icon).
131. The one who receives this candle will have to travel around the world! (Candle).
132. In order for the jar to be full, you need (a lid).
133. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, keep it up (Pencil).
134. Pet control product. (Velcro for flies).
135. You will walk around with your hair beautiful, captivating everyone with your thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo).
136. You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great! (Coffee).
137. Even though people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka).
138. The turn has reached you, a fresh bar (“Mars”) for you!
139. Whether you need it or not, Here’s lipstick for you (Lipstick)!
140. For an overgrown baby - wonderful (Nipple)!
Win-win New Year's lottery for the New Year
1. Mascara or tanning agent - shoe polish, shoe polish.
2. Souvenir “Drink and know when to stop” - a thimble.
3. You got a trifle - get a cutter.
4. French cosmetics - colored pencils or felt-tip pens.
5. Pet – toy mouse.
6. Napkins for... - toilet paper.
7. A device for giving your head a “shiny” shape - a machine.
8. Metal worker's decoration - paper clips.
9. Ceramic plate individual work– disposable plate
10. Dressing table - mirror.
11. Indian carpet - handkerchief.
12. Crystal vase – glass (disposable).
13. Automatic machine for painting walls - brush.
14. The device necessary in case of an accident is a pin.
15. Wig from natural hair- washcloth.
16. Automatic latch for fastening hair - clothespin.
17. Pleasure for the whole night. Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby pacifier. (pacifier)
18. The means for finding rubles is a penny.
19. If you have to get a bruise, hurry to get a souvenir nickel.
20. You, comrade, want to be with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
21. Pull your hand - get the head of the bow.
22. You were quite worried, but there was no loss. The ticket included beets to make a vinaigrette.
23. Happiness fell into your hands - you got a potato.
24. There is no better prize than a plastic bag.
25. Newspapers should be read in order to know the whole world well.
26. We have provided you with hooks, but you can catch pikes yourself.
27. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, you only need a box of matches.
28. You and your companion will not disappear anywhere; you will not come home hungry from any guests - a spoon.
29. I know you like to write letters, then get this notebook.
30. No one has ever been so lucky! You have won a set of one thousand metal items (staples).
31. Get a key to the apartment, and buy the apartment yourself!
32. We give you this ticket so that you can travel around the whole world.
33. Sexual partner sharpeners (pencil).
34. Having received this gift, think a little
Maybe you forgot your friends, Write a letter to them, baby (Pen)
35. Antique hanger (Nail).
36. Dear comrade, get some candy
Just don’t eat it yourself - treat your neighbor.
37. You are extremely lucky, kiss the neighbor on the right.
Get your tickets,
And find out your destiny.
What will he give? New Year- The lottery will give a hint.
1. Your happiness, multiplying,
The year promises to be easy.
And therefore as a gift
We give you a balloon.
(Balloon)
2. May you have fun -
Like at the beginning of January.
And it will turn into a smile
Every day of the calendar.
(Calendar)
3. From now on you - important guest,
Here's a handful of tangerines for you.
(Tangerines)
4. May spring bloom all year round
Fa soap will help with this.
(Soap "Fa")
5. You are a business person -
With a smart, painful, head.
Useful for the New Year
A notepad for your notes.
(Notebook)
6. Everyone strives to imitate you
There are, of course, reasons for this.
Remain a lover of life
Vitamins will help you.
(Vitamins)
7. All you need is
Make your dream come true.
There will be a new car
In the coming year.
(Toy car)
8. Master you to have fun!
Anything can happen on a holiday.
Tomorrow will be good for you
Toilet paper.
(Roll toilet paper)
9. The New Year promises you
Fulfill any whim.
And today it falls
Kinder - your first surprise!
(Kinder Surprise)
10. If you're lucky, if you're lucky -
For everyone to enjoy.
After all, with a pacifier in the New Year
An addition is waiting for you.
(Pacifier)
11. Don't let the frost scare you
Your feet won't get cold.
The heart is torn to pieces
I'll give you socks.
(Socks)
12. Luck will smile on you
And in the coming New Year
Only with gaskets from Olweis
Dryness and comfort await you.
(Sanitary napkin)
13. Silence, peace, comfort
You would prefer illness from everyone.
Suddenly you want to hide from everyone:
The mask will be very useful.
(Carnival mask)
14. Happy New Year, congratulations,
A snowball is falling quietly.
Let your eyes shine
Like a sparkler.
(Bengal candle)
15. You'll never guess
They will turn out like dreams.
And culinary talents
Suddenly you will discover something within yourself.
(Book of recipes)
16. Health is like champagne
Let it pour over the edge.
Only from laughter and joy
Wipe away your tears with a handkerchief.
(Handkerchief)
17. You can’t be lazy on New Year’s Day
The true truth says:
"You'll need a hammer.
Make a fortune."
(Toy hammer)
18. I don’t know what awaits you tomorrow,
But I will make you happy soon.
Get it today
Kisses to all guests.
(Kisses guests)
19. Maybe you will become famous
Or a singer, an honest actor...
For a couture outfit
Need a better manicure.
(Nail polish or file)
20. Don't be sad, don't be bored
Celebrate the holiday with joy!
Don't be bored, don't be sad
Crunch the chips loudly.
(Pack of chips)
21. Do you believe in good omens? -
Letters were sent to friends in an envelope.
(Postal envelope)
22. Accurate to one hundred percent
I won't claim
But in the coming year it seems
You will count the money.
(Banknote)
23. Whole year smiles await you,
For now - one postcard.
(Postcard)
24. For whom salary is more important,
And to whom - self-love.
Lipstick on your lips
It will enchant us doubly.
(Cheapstick)
25. Accept the scarlet heart,
Cherish all good things.
There is no need to think a lot here -
Love will be your reward!
(Soft toy)
26. Your heart sings, your soul becomes younger
And the sparkle of your eyes will not be overshadowed by tinsel.
(String of tinsel)
27. Blizzards whispered to me
And the old women under the window:
In the summer you will be by the sea
Sunbathe under the southern sun.
(Beach mat)
28. You start a renovation -
It's not a problem.
Will help you complete it on time
Tool and time.
(Paint brush)
29. The year will give you tender meetings,
Magic candles will come in handy.
(Candle)
30. Completing the lottery,
I finally say
You will be white and fluffy,
Just an angel from heaven.
(Toy)
1. By chance you got this tea on your ticket.
2. To keep your face and sock clean, put a piece of fragrant soap on your ticket.
3. Whether you are a smoker or a non-smoker, you have come across a suitable winnings, and without a doubt we will urgently present you with a pack of Belomor.
4. You’re a boy or a girl, it’s time for you to get married, on the ticket as you wish, allow me to give you a rattle in advance.
5. So that you write off with love, you receive envelopes, without stamps, don’t spoil them, you will buy them at the post office.
6. Excuse us that there is a shortage in this package, then go to the corner and quietly unwrap - (condoms).
7. You should be happy in abundance from the lottery right now. Three wonderful postcards drawn for you.
8.You shouldn’t be upset, you have new luck: you got mustard, delicious, table-sized.
9. Your win is quite rare, you got it spruce branch; it will make you, without a doubt, participate in landscaping.
10. Get a hot air balloon and fly into space to the stars.
11 You have a rather rare surprise 2 paper napkins.
12 Get a notebook, hurry up and write poetry.
13 lottery is not at a loss, the winnings are a spool of thread.
14 We issue without documents: you got this tape.
15 You look beautiful: both your clothes and your hair, and it was not in vain that you won a comb as a reward.
16 To always be beautiful, hurry to get the cream.
17 You need matches in your everyday life both in cold weather and in blizzards.
18 Don’t get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
19 A bay leaf will help you become a hero in the New Year.
20 You can read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
21 Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
22 Listen to this advice: fruits are the best diet.
23 You will remember, friends, this calendar sheet (the date of the significant event).
24 Eh, you have to be happy to get peas.
25 You got the candy, come visit us.
26 You turned out to be very clever, get a glass of vodka.
27 You will need our gift stocking for use.
28 We pour you wine so that you can drink it to the dregs.
29 Do not be sad, hurry to receive your gift. If you want to dance, dance, and then the glass is yours.
30 To look younger, to captivate everyone with a smile, you just need to use this good benefit (TOOTHPASTE).
31 And here is a famous cheese, fragrant, tasty, melted.
32 If you have to get a bruise, hurry up and add a souvenir nickel.
33 You were worried a lot, but there was no loss. You got beets for your ticket to make a vinaigrette.
34 Your winnings are like manna from heaven - you got a piece of bread.
35 We give you this ticket to travel around the world.
36 We have provided you with hooks, but you yourself will catch the goldfish.
37 You got the main prize, get it and share it (a bottle of wine).
38 You and your companion won’t disappear anywhere; you won’t come home hungry from any guests (spoon).
39 If senile sclerosis suddenly overcomes you, tie all four corners of a handkerchief.
40 It's a miracle - it's such a miracle to win a bottle of beer
41. So that your wallet isn’t empty, here’s your winnings - cabbage.
42. New Year doesn’t allow you to sit - put the card in your hands and Go! (a map of Europe)
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Win-win lottery:
1. So that the joke is not forgotten -
Write it down in a notepad.
(Notepad)
2. Here is a gift for you:
The sharpener will be just right!
(Sharpener)
3. Everyone will be happy to eat
Very tasty chocolate!
(Chocolate)
4. Here you will receive stickers,
Stick it in your diary!
(New Year stickers)
5. Moisturize your skin with cream,
Dazzle everyone with your beauty!
(Moisturizing face cream)
6. Postcard “Happy Holidays!” accept,
Sign her friend!
(New Year card)
7. Draw a better cloud,
Here's a little blue pen for you!
(Pen)
8. Now the surprise will be yours -
This is a miracle pencil!
(Pencil)
9. To avoid looking your neighbor in the mouth
Here's a delicious sandwich for you!
(Sandwich)
10. You, my friend, don’t be bored,
Get Ceylon tea!
(Ceylon tea)
11. To decorate cute bangs –
You will receive a hairpin!
(Hairpin)
12. Here is a love card,
Just give it to your dear one!
(Postcard with declarations of love, inscriptions: “I love”, “I miss”, “you are dearer to me than anyone”, etc.)
13. The skin of the lips should be smooth,
Get some fudge!
(Cheapstick)
14. Get it, my friend, quickly
Real super glue!
(Small super glue or glue stick)
15. And this prize has helped more than once
Put on your boot and boots!
(Shoe shovel)
16. Here you will receive a notebook,
Everything that is important - write it down!
(Notepad)
17. Horoscope will help you
Make a plan for the coming year!
(Horoscope)
18. And for you - a sharpener, dear friend,
Maybe it will come in handy someday!
(Sharpener)
19. Well, what about you, a pack of chewing gum!
Good luck awaits you in the coming year!
(Chewing gum)
20. Will bring positivity into your life
Flavored condom!
(Flavoured condom)
21. The hairstyle will be better,
Get a comb, my friend!
(Comb)
22. Draw a cartoon of your friend,
A pencil will help with this!
(Pencil)
23. Balloon from Carlson –
Let the mood be joyful!
(Balloon)
24. Shower and soul gel,
Wash yourself in the bathroom - don’t rush!
(Small bottle of shower gel)
25. You don’t need a brush and a piggy bank,
You need a good sharpener!
(Pencil sharpener)
26. On your desk I saw a pile of (office clutter),
Here's another pen for you!
(Pen)
27. Marker - it is the most needed
Success awaits you in your creativity!
(Marker of any color)
28. Body cream just for you,
By summer it will be just right!
(Body cream)
29. Red rubber band for ... (name),
Not for Zinochka!
(Scrunchy)
30. And here are the stickers for you,
Cover up your neighbor's mouth! (joke)
(Stickers)
31. “Pepsi Light” A jar for you,
Drink and keep your posture!
(Pepsi Light can)
32. Feel the taste of raspberries
Chupa Chups will help you!
(“Chupa Chups” with raspberry flavor)
33. Better than any candy
Only a packet of seeds!
(Bag of seeds)
34. We don’t mind gifts,
Get a lighter!
(Lighter)
35. Look in the mirror, my friend -
Be proud of your beauty!
(Pocket mirror)
36. These threads will help you
Sew the pocket correctly!
(Threads)
37. Did you want a cool car?
Alas! All you got was chewing gum!
(Gum)
38. Would you like a ring with gold?
Your ticket contains only an egg!
(Chocolate egg "Kinder surprise")
39. Always make sure your work goes well
Place the symbol of the year on the table!
(Dragon figurine)
40. The mood will be better -
You get cookies!
(Cookie)
41. If you can’t live without sweets,
Grab some sweets quickly!
(Candies)
42. To be clean and beautiful
Get this soap!
(Soap)
43. Don't be angry with us, my friend,
Grab a box of matches!
(Matchbox)
44. What a miracle, what a miracle!
Won a bottle of beer!
(Bottle of beer)
45. Don’t you dare be angry with us!
A magnet will also work well on the farm!
(Fridge magnet)
46. Please get a keychain,
It needs to be attached to the keys!
(Keychain)
47. Accept this gift as an honor,
Let me bring you some vodka!
(A glass of vodka)
48. You got the best prize:
New Year's "Kinder Surprise"!
(“Kinder Surprise” chocolate egg)
49. Dear friend, don’t be bored,
Get your calendar!
1. If there is something positive in life, get a condom
2. Let the suckers be jealous - you get perfume (perfume sample)
3. Blow the trumpets and beat the drum - Ivan gets a glass
4. You don’t mind anything - you get a washcloth
5. To keep your ears from getting wet, here’s a shower cap for you
6. The orchestra plays mascara - you get mascara
7. Any winter is not scary - you get vitamins
8. Here's a cure for boredom - new socks
9. So that you don’t lose your nerves during a crisis, we give you canned food in reserve
1. And great love awaits you And kisses all year round! (Set of sponges for dishes)
2. And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life! Among your friends you have no equal! (Juice packet)
3. And for dessert, we have a tablet for you. (Vitamins)
4. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
5. Eat bananas and coconuts and expect rewards from fate! (Banana)
6. (Notepad) - this is a small thing, but this is what you wanted.
7. Give this book to your future baby. (Children's book)
8. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
9. In life, anything happens and it can even happen, if you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (a clothespin) will help dry it.
10. In life you have to hope for the best. Take glue if life doesn’t stick. (Glue)
11. Receive this tube as a gift, so that every tooth shines in the sun! (Paste)
12. Pour this into this glass and drink quietly. (Disposable cup)
13. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap)
14. We are giving you (a notebook) so you have something to write on.
15. A souvenir for your kind eyes - read: (fairy tales)
16. You are the best, you will see that the glass is for you, you will get a hangover. (Glass with vodka)
17. You don’t need to get excited, mustard will calm you down. (Mustard)
18. You (the postcard) came across it, that’s how it was supposed to be with us.
19. You are desperately lucky - you will get (sandwich).
20. You would like a piano, but you got a calendar. (Calendar)
21. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from the frost. (Rose)
22. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, there is no doubt, you got not three candies, but three pieces of paper from candies.
23. Your winnings are special. You will read about everything in the world in the newspaper. (Newspaper)
24. Your winnings are like manna from heaven; you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread)
25. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea.
26. A thing that never goes out of fashion. (Laces)
27. You may have decided to run away, but your lot is to continue working! (Soap)
28. Here is the ticket, so the ticket, don’t rummage through the numbers, Consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief)
29. Here’s a lighter for you, use it, don’t mind. (Matchbox).
30. You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great! (Coffee)
31. You won a spoon. Go and eat a little. (Wooden spoon)
32. You didn’t win a penny, but a real (ruler.)
33. Forget for a moment how much this joke costs. Said in advance, dear attention. (Kiss the neighbor).
34. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to be angry, because even the most rusty nail will be useful in the household. (Nail)
35. You and your companion will never be lost; you will never come home hungry from any guests. (Spoon).
36. You are well-versed in your work and will be held in high esteem by us all year. (Horseshoe)
37. I hand over your winnings with confidence, put them to use. (Paper).
38. Your winnings are yet to come, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
39. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, so hold it (pencil).
40. Even the old man Koschey himself swept away the dust from his ears with this. (Brush).
41. We give you toothpaste so that you have teeth. (Toothpaste)
42. We give you a piece of chintz, you can get married again. (Handkerchief)
43. Everyday affairs, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Cork).
4. A treat for your heart awaits you - a big salary increase! (Yogurt "Uslada"
45. Nothing is a pity for good people. Get it as soon as possible, comrade, (a jump rope).
46. Dear comrade, get (a candy), Just don’t eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
47. If there is a first aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle)
48. If suddenly a child starts crying, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and make him shut up. (Beanbag)
49. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut)
50. For your sweet smile, given to us now, We present you with this (button), may it make you happy.
51. Soccer ball substitute. (Old tin can).
52. Why should you have a wallet? Put your money in a bag. (Plastic bag)
53. Evil lottery fate, The clothespin is only given to you. (Pin)
54. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with nozzle. (Comb)
55. Somehow it’s not even clever, but now for you (carrot.)
56. When you go for a walk, so that your pants don’t fall off, you need to have a steel pin with you. (Pin)
57. Whoever receives a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer)
58. Who is the happiest among us? Get that basin. (pelvis)
59. The lottery is not a scam. Here is a self-assembled tablecloth for you. (Oilcloth)
60. It’s a small thing, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).
61. Well done for playing, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars)
62. Don’t get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
63. Don’t be sad, dear friend, your souvenir is already here. (Icon).
64. Don’t be sad, don’t grieve, get up and kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor)
65. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, the boxes will come in handy. (Matchbox)
66. You bought an unlucky ticket, show us a 50 ruble fine for diapers.
67. You don’t have striped pants, but you do have a cigarette. (Cigarettes)
68. I will not give up (kefir) for any good in the world.
69. Come on, dear friend, have some (pie).
70. Oh, what a great fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups)
71. Seal of a small enterprise. (Eraser).
72. I don’t have a typewriter, we offer this item. (Kernel)
73. You are extremely lucky: kiss the neighbor on the right!
74. While the boss is “taking the shavings off” from us, Calmly brew a mug of tea! (Mug)
75. Enjoy yourself, my friend, a little - you got (three candies).
76. Quickly receive your winnings as a gift - (balloon.)
77. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride with it. (Machine).
78. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
79. Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook, write poetry. (Notebook)
80. It will help you remember an object from long-ago childhood years. (Dummy).
81. Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (Felt pens)
82. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).
83. Since you got a chocolate bar, it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (Chocolate)
84. After a glass, have a snack. This is a very important matter. Here's a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin)
85. There is no more practical gain than a garbage bag. (Trash bag)
86. You will have to live with the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (Calendar)
87. Now you will have to buy a child so that you have someone to suck on the pacifier. (Pacifier)
88. You got this prize to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
89. Accept this (button) and walk around the world with joy.
90. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
91. Extend your hand. Get the onion head. (Onion)
92. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle)
93. Let the bride’s smile suddenly touch your eyes, and the good mood will never leave you.
94. Since you are no longer at your desk, cards will come in handy in life. (Card deck)
95. Nothing will happen to you, This item will be useful to you. (Condom)
96. With the dream of a shortage, you will run around the whole city, but you will rarely meet one (paper napkin.)
97. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder Surprise)
98. Today you are not the hero of the day, the crown of laurel does not shine for you, you better accept from us (a bag of bay leaves.)
99. Vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
100. Pet control product. (Velcro for flies).
101. Antique hanger. (Nail).
102. Washing machine. (Soap in a soap dish).
103. Fate took a rent from you, a box of matches for change. (Matches)
104. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple)
105. Happiness fell into your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes)
106. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your winnings are ahead.
107. The one who receives this candle will have to travel around the world! (Candle)
108. You are a tough nut to crack, which means good luck awaits you! (peanut)
109. Don’t drip on your neighbor, and win a napkin. (Napkin)
110. Don’t be bored today, get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea)
111. Yesterday moths ate the tulle, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (a package) in return - there is nothing else!
112. You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle, captivating everyone with your thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo)
113. We wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon)
114. Even though people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka)
115. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet)
116. Although this cream is inedible, the smell is simply incomparable! (Coconut cream)
117. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet).
118. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
119. To keep the jar full, you need (a lid).
120. To write down where your pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (Pen)
121. To save you from suffering, we won hand cream. (Hand cream)
122. To avoid eating in the canteen, get a bay leaf. (Bag with bay leaf)
123. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (a paperclip).
124. To find out your income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook)
125. So that you can keep your money, we hand you a wallet. (Wallet)
126. To keep your hair in order, you will need an oven mitt. (Scrunchy).
127. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car)
128. To prevent your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
129. To shave very cleanly, you will need this tool. (Blade)
130. Open your mouth wider, you will get a roll of paper. (Toilet paper)
131. This thing is necessary for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
132. This book is not more important, Only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
133. This ball will stop children's crying. (Balloon).
134. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
This paper clip will help you get a strong hold in life.
To avoid eating in the cafeteria, get a bay leaf.
We give you the best toy in the world - a rattle.
It’s not a nut or a screw—it’s a medical bandage.
Fate took a quitrent from you, a box of matches for change.
In life, your best friend is a whole spool of thread.
There is no better prize than a plastic bag.
You are very lucky - get a piece of soap.
We are giving you a balloon and a flashlight to go with it.
To make jam for future use, get sugar.
To keep your laundry tight, we give you a clothespin.
Success awaits you soon, get a nut from us.
What is this? Pencil! It is very difficult to believe in this: now he will only be yours.
Everyone is happy with such a gift - delicious, juicy grapes.
This gift is not accidental - we are giving you a tram ticket.
Attention ladies and gentlemen!
Please, everyone look at me.
Get your tickets,
And find out your destiny.
What the New Year will give - the lottery will hint.
1. Your happiness, multiplying,
The year promises to be easy.
And therefore as a gift
We give you a balloon.
(Balloon)
2. May you have fun -
Like at the beginning of January.
And it will turn into a smile
Every day of the calendar.
(Calendar)
3. From now on you are an important guest,
Here's a handful of tangerines for you.
(Tangerines)
4. May spring bloom all year round
Fa soap will help with this.
(Soap "Fa")
5. You are a business person -
With a smart, painful, head.
Useful for the New Year
A notepad for your notes.
(Notebook)
6. Everyone strives to imitate you
There are, of course, reasons for this.
Remain a lover of life
Vitamins will help you.
(Vitamins)
7. All you need is
Make your dream come true.
There will be a new car
In the coming year.
(Toy car)
8. Master you to have fun!
Anything can happen on a holiday.
Tomorrow will be good for you
Toilet paper.
(Toilet paper roll)
9. The New Year promises you
Fulfill any whim.
And today it falls
Kinder - your first surprise!
(Kinder Surprise)
10. If you're lucky, if you're lucky -
For everyone to enjoy.
After all, with a pacifier in the New Year
An addition is waiting for you.
(Pacifier)
11. Don't let the frost scare you
Your feet won't get cold.
The heart is torn to pieces
I'll give you socks.
12. Luck will smile on you
And in the coming New Year
Only with gaskets from Olweis
Dryness and comfort await you.
(Sanitary napkin)
13. Silence, peace, comfort
You would prefer illness from everyone.
Suddenly you want to hide from everyone:
The mask will be very useful.
(Carnival mask)
14. Happy New Year, congratulations,
A snowball is falling quietly.
Let your eyes shine
Like a sparkler.
(Bengal candle)
15. You'll never guess
They will turn out like dreams.
And culinary talents
Suddenly you will discover something within yourself.
(Book of recipes)
16. Health is like champagne
Let it pour over the edge.
Only from laughter and joy
Wipe away your tears with a handkerchief.
(Handkerchief)
17. You can’t be lazy on New Year’s Day
The true truth says:
"You'll need a hammer.
Make a fortune."
(Toy hammer)
18. I don’t know what awaits you tomorrow,
But I will make you happy soon.
Get it today
Kisses to all guests.
(Kisses guests)
19. Maybe you will become famous
Or a singer, an honest actor... For a haute couture outfit
Need a better manicure.
(Nail polish or file)
20. Don't be sad, don't be bored
Celebrate the holiday with joy!
Don't be bored, don't be sad
Crunch the chips loudly.
(Pack of chips)
21. Do you believe in good omens? -
Letters were sent to friends in an envelope.
(Postal envelope)
22. Accurate to one hundred percent
I won't claim
But in the coming year it seems
(Banknote)
23. Smiles await you all year long,
For now - one postcard.
(Postcard)
24. For whom salary is more important,
And to whom - self-love.
Lipstick on your lips
It will enchant us doubly.
(Cheapstick)
25. Accept the scarlet heart,
Cherish all good things.
There is no need to think a lot here -
Love will be your reward!
(Soft toy)
26. Your heart sings, your soul becomes younger
And the sparkle of your eyes will not be overshadowed by tinsel.
(String of tinsel)
27. Blizzards whispered to me
And the old women under the window:
In the summer you will be by the sea
Sunbathe under the southern sun.
(Beach mat)
28. You start a renovation -
It's not a problem.
Will help you complete it on time
Tool and time.
(paint brush)
29. The year will give you tender meetings,
Magic candles will come in handy.
30. Completing the lottery,
I finally say
You will be white and fluffy,
Just an angel from heaven.
