Statuses about small children - If there are toys scattered around the house, the wallpaper is torn, you do laundry every day, everything small items lie above your height... it means happiness lives in the house!
What is happiness? It's very simple! It starts with half a meter of height. These are baby vests, booties and a bib, a brand new described mother's sundress. Happiness is soft, warm palms, candy wrappers behind the sofa, crumbs on the sofa. What is happiness? It’s easier not to answer, everyone who has children has it!
Happinnes exists! It can’t help but eat... and it, this happiness, drinks, pees, poops, sleeps in a crib and mischiefs at such a speed that typhoons nervously smoke on the sidelines!
Having little children at home is so wonderful: wherever you sit, there’s a cube in their butt...
I love perfect order, but happiness is when you stumble over toys scattered throughout the apartment and spend a long time looking for your mobile phone, in the “silent” mode and you find it in a box with cubes, and to take a break you sit down... on freshly smeared yogurt...
Gold is not what glitters, but what runs around the house, doesn’t eat porridge and makes a mess
Little happiness sleeps quietly, quietly on the pillow. It clings to the toy and sniffles with its nose. I will kiss these tiny hands forever. Joy! Happiness is not earthly, what else can I call you!
We baptized the child, he lies in his swaddling clothes, and does not hear or know that the Lord is blessing him. You are an innocent angel, you have a strong voice, grow up for the joy of everyone, you are the best of all - just know that!
You are my little bundle. How long have I been waiting for you... I walked for nine months, And took care of my tummy. Every day you give happiness, the meaning of life, joy, laughter! I love you my bunny! Every day and most of all!
When you say to little children, “Show me how much you love me...” - they stand on their toes, hug you with such strength that you involuntarily understand - there is nothing stronger than such hugs and such sincere love in the World!!!
Happy because I sing a lullaby... because little hands tangle my hair... because the meaning of life falls asleep in my arms... because I kiss my chubby cheek every evening... happy... because my mother
happiness splashed across the floor, Barefoot and without pants, My happiness is bare-bottomed, It is thoughtless, Shebutnoe and not peaceful, Here it breaks, there it crushes, Above the lip there is a kefir mustache... Here it is, running towards me!!!
Now you kiss them, and in 18 years you will wonder where you wear them
Hellish patience, iron nerves, half-and-half prayers with curses (to oneself), breathing every other time, the birth and melting of hopes - this is what it means to put a child to sleep.
Only small children can love you sincerely, tenderly, devotedly and trust you in everything; by offending them, you are betraying the dearest thing that can be in your life.
A baby’s smile in the morning replaces a cup of coffee and completely negates the fatigue from a sleepless night!
My little big happiness smiles and asks to be held... This is the meaning of life!
There is nothing more beautiful in the world - than our babies, our children!!!
Happiness is a tiny hand that tightly squeezes your finger, looks trustingly into your eyes and sincerely smiles with its toothless smile!
There is nothing more beautiful than hearing the sweet snoring of your baby!
Baby sleeps in his crib
And snores sweetly,
And on a small pillow
His toys sleep nearby
Undressing a sleeping baby is like defusing a bomb; one sudden movement means minus 3 hours of sleep.
There is no hymn on earth more solemn than the babbling of children's lips
With small children, as with intellectuals: when they make noise, they get on our nerves, when they sit quietly, it’s suspicious
Little children in the sandbox don’t know each other at all, but they are already playing like best friends. It's a shame we can't do that.
A person screams loudest about himself when he is in diapers; then gradually lowers the tone
The day begins with happiness, Happiness rose before everyone else! Happiness smiles at mom, turning her smile into laughter.
Hug babies for any reason! ...after all, little children still smell like God.
Little children are the joy of parents.
Little children are winners' cups.
Little sandal feet are running around the house,
Fairy-tale gnomes, as if from make-believe.
Every adult is in his soul only Small child, and every little child is a monkey with an awl in one place.
Childhood is the best, carefree and fun period in the life of most people. Very often we understand this when we become adults... Statuses about children for those who want to remember their childhood.
A selection of beautiful, touching, as well as funny and cool statuses about sons. Share your feelings for your beloved son using a status.
I dreamed about you, son! You were at my heart! I counted all the hours until yours appeared! You are a ray of light in my life! You are the most best boy on the ground! And I don't need a better life! I give this life to you!!!
“What is happiness, mom?” - my daughter asked, and looking into my eyes, stubbornly waited for an answer from me. I love her questions so much, there is so much childish simplicity in them! And kissing her snub-nosed nose, I’ll answer: “Happiness is you.”
Children are terrorists, and their grandparents protect them!!
Children are a perpetual motion machine, an eternal jumper, a runner, a jumper, a grabber and a laugher!
Mom is not a horse. The horse gets tired, but the mother doesn’t!
Parents are the kind of people who chase authoritative boys for bread.
No, this is not a child, but a PISSING punishment!
A slap on the head is a way of transmitting information from one generation to another...
Daughter thinks about mother: Five years: Mom knows everything in the world! Fourteen years old: Mom doesn’t know everything... Eighteen years old: Oh, what does she even know! Thirty-two years old: ***, you should have listened to your mother then!
Every child knows how many pips it costs for one parental “Tell the truth, I won’t do anything!”
Quietly sniffling through his nose, hugging his mother, Here he is, lying next to him, My piece of heaven!
When you say to little children, “Show me how much you love me...” - they stand on their toes, hug you with such strength that you involuntarily understand - there is nothing stronger than such hugs and such sincere love in the World!!!
Childhood is when you don’t worry about someone’s opinion. You just don’t care, you sprinkled sand on the freak and that’s it.
The most effective treatment Trauma in childhood is like a nettle in the ass.
We are expecting a baby again!.........But now from a nightclub...)))
Childhood is that happy time when you run out of the toilet at night and are glad that you weren’t eaten.
When children are born, the house disappears: order, money, peace of mind, relaxation - and HAPPINESS comes!!
The speed of sound is a rather strange thing. Your parents tell you something when you’re twenty, but it only comes to fruition when you’re forty.
Sometimes you look at someone else's child and sincerely regret that it is not yours - you would have spanked him!
IN kindergarten girl to boy: - You shouldn’t be jealous of me! The man you saw me with yesterday is my dad.
Oh this mom! He’ll always put toys on the shelves - and then I’ll go and scatter them in their places...
Every person has a photograph where he is small in tights next to the Christmas tree. Moreover, regardless of gender...
As a child, they didn’t buy me anything for nothing: if you want a bike, finish it academic year without Cs, if you want a skateboard, dig up the garden, if you want a new phone, help repair the car, if you want a new game disc, help your grandmother make repairs. That's why I had nothing.
I want to get married to spite my ex. Masha 5 years old
Dedicated to all mothers...
Close eyes. Imagine the comfort.
Imagine a place where they will always understand
Where there is no evil and no sadness,
Where you are always missed.
You say - there is no such place...
No, there is - a parent's heart!
Often walking over and over the abyss,
Or vegetating in a bitter dead end,
I felt in my heart how it saves
Your prayer is somewhere in the distance!
When sometimes life gives you a thrashing,
Or fear will crush your chest like cold steel
I whisper like in childhood, “Mommy, give me a pen!”
And my path becomes easier for me.
Mothers sigh in the silence, in the silence of the nights, in the anxious silence. For them, we are forever kids, and it’s impossible to argue with that.
Love Mom while she laughs and her eyes glow with warmth, and her voice pours into your soul, Holy water, pure as a tear. Love Mom - after all, she is the only one in the world who loves you and is constantly waiting for you. She will always greet you with a kind smile, she alone will forgive you and understand.
Mom, my dear, my pain and joy are bright. You are in heaven, my dear, praying, I know for me.....
Only mother will regret and understand, only mother will find a path to her heart, only mother will think at night about how her sons and daughters live, and without mother the big world will be empty, only in a dream she will come and ask what’s wrong with you...
Who said there are no angels? They are simply called MAMA on earth.
No matter what age you are, you will probably be familiar with these phrases from your parents, which can be called their statuses. In childhood, they are offended and sulky at these statements, but age does not allow them to object... And as adults, they remember them with smiles and nostalgia, and they themselves often apply them to their children.
Until you eat the soup, I won’t give you any candy.
We'll buy it for you now, but it will be in honor of your birthday.
Are you bored? Clean the room, wash the floors
Once you grow up, you’ll thank us again!
When you turn 18, then you don’t have to wear a hat at all. In general, you can walk around naked.
All diseases come from this computer of yours.
In our time this was not the case.
They tell me that I have changed in some ways... But I don’t care about this nonsense!!! After all, I have achieved the main status - beloved wife and mother!!!
I want my daughter to have the strength to put periods where I put commas.
When a guy has a son, he becomes a father, and when a guy has a daughter, he becomes a daddy.
I'll touch your warm cheek with my lips! Oh, you are my little daughter! And your heart will clench with warmth! God! I love you so much!
The girl is a star, a mother's delight, an invaluable gift from heaven, a mother is rewarded with a crown for her daughter, because queens give birth to princesses!!!
I’m raising a daughter, so I don’t see the point in planting a tree and building a house.
A daughter is a compliment to a woman from God. So it's worth repeating!
Before, everyone insulted me because I was an ugly and weak boy. And now everyone hates me and pulls my pigtails.
I'm so lucky with my love. So I look at him, at my handsome, strong and charming boy, and I envy myself.
- Yes, that's it! It's time to start a new life. I’ll stop eating sweets and starchy foods, quit smoking and drinking, what about you? - What am I... I can only quit school...
My neighbor's boy's grandmother was simply horrified when her grandson told her: “Pray and repent.” So she would have gone to church if the kid had not brought her a CD with the cartoon “The Kid and Carlson.”
Best status:
Our children have become so uncontrollable that boys are dating girls starting in the 3rd grade.
I was so afraid to tell him about pregnancy, but he told me that there were only two options: a boy - a son or a girl - a daughter.
For me, the happiest time is childhood. My little boy's childhood from the man he loved.
– I love giving and receiving gifts made with my own hands. - OK. Do you want a girl or a boy?
Now children from the nursery are surfing the Internet. I saw the status of one girl, which she dedicated to the boy from the neighboring sandbox.
If you don't know what your children are like, look at their friends.
Every little son belongs to the category of those boys with whom his mother forbids him to play.
And it seems like they are ALREADY such ADULTS... but STILL such CHILDREN!
Only children are truly confident in their love.
I manage to be better friends with boys than with girls.)
The most important thing for parents is to understand in time that their children have grown up!
I believe only one man who, when asked: “Do you love me?”, answers: “Of course, daughter! Today I saw two boys about 11 years old who smoked through sticks... childhood...
Girls, does this happen to you? You fall in love with a guy, and bam he cuts his hair?
Girls studying better than boys, because they have nothing to put towards their studies.
Masha ate porridge, Pasha ate porridge. All the children ate, but Petya shit))
More boys are born during the day, girls more at night.
Every child deserves to plunge into the world of drawing, music, fairy tales, fantasy, creativity and beauty.
No child can dishonor his parents as much as a parent can dishonor a child.
I hope our children will not be as harmful as we are.
There is no more beautiful sight in the world than a film of how children are made!
I want to meet a guy, I’m 12, 13... go study your lessons, kids!
We don’t understand why children are so happy.
There is a conversation in the minibus, a boy of 4-5 years old and his dad. - Dad, someone farted... - So what... sit quietly! -Dad, but someone farted!!! Dad whispers: “Son, don’t scream!” Son for the whole minibus: -DADDY, SO YOU FARTED?!
Go and tell your mom that you drank a liter of blood from the teacher!
There is nothing genuine and real left in the world! ... Except for a child's smile.
Teach your children to be silent. They will learn to speak on their own.
Why are your children so thin? – Do we still need to feed them?!
What a strange bliss to realize that there, inside, Perfection is growing and maturing, My angel, the fruit of my love.
A young family with a 5-year-old son comes to look at the purchased apartment. The child looks at the empty wall and says: “But here we’ll destroy the shelf.” The father slaps the head and asks: “Do you understand?” - Understood. - What did you understand? “That there’s no fucking need for a shelf here.”
One day I asked my mom! "Where the babies come from?" She looked at me with a strange look and said, “You wouldn’t even know Vanyush at 40 years old.”
Think before you do something bad. You have a child behind you who thinks you are his hero!
If a woman has a man whom she loves more than life itself... then this man is her son
No matter how much you teach children good manners, they still naturally tend to imitate their parents.
For a child with a hammer, everything around him is a nail!
A child shouts from the corridor: “Ma-aa-ma!” Maaama! Mom! Mother answer: -What are you shouting? Come and say what you want. The son spanks across the apartment, comes up and says: “Mom, I stepped in the shit.” Where can I wash my sandal?
Children in kindergarten are talking: “Are your parents afraid of cartoons?” - No! - But mine are afraid... Like cartoons start, they sit me in front of the TV, and they go into the bedroom... They crawl under the covers and tremble, tremble, tremble...
In my opinion, all children have one goal - to bring those around them to... to bring them to anything, the main thing is to bring them to anything.
Today you feed him breast milk and teach you to walk, and tomorrow he teaches you how to use the new computer.
If there is no food in the house and the children are crap, it means mom has been on the Internet all day!
A gentle face, every feature, a snub-nosed sniffling... Money, career - all this unimportant, important - sleeps nearby.
Children are the flowers of life! My flower has fertilized itself again!...
Once in my childhood I argued with a boy that being a girl was much better than a boy, arguing that I wouldn’t have to shave... Stupid!
A child is a creature that you carry within you for 9 months, in your arms for 3 years, and in your heart until you die.
Daddy, are you awake? The baby is talking to you. I'm here next to you, in the dark, in mommy's stomach. I have your nose and eyes, I feel your caresses, My laughter will flow soon, Crying, or rather, but not from grief. And while I'm growing up, you protect Mom. I love you all already. Wait, I'll come to you soon!
Honey, I talked to our daughter about love and sex. She’s already 15! - So what, dear? - I’m already burning with impatience to try everything that she told me...
IN happy family the wife thinks that the money is taken from the nightstand, the husband thinks that the food is taken from the refrigerator, and the children think that it was found in the cabbage.
You can only give birth to the ideal man yourself...
I asked my son a riddle: sometimes he loses weight, sometimes he gets fatter, he screams all over the house (accordion), to which he replied: “It’s you, mommy.”
Children used to blow bubble and played with toys, and when they grew up, they blew bubbles from chewing gum and smoked. Now it's the other way around
I see a little girl, five years old, typing something into a search engine. I come up and read: How to quit a kindergarten?
Two kids are talking in kindergarten: - Vova, you know, we have a new nanny. She’s young, her legs are slender, her lips are plump, her waist is narrow, and her breasts... - Enough, Mish, the pussy won’t fit in the potty anymore.
Children listen most attentively when they are not being spoken to.
How unimportant everything around you becomes - money, career, envy, clothes, cars... when a little treasure is quietly snoring next to you
One family had quadruplets. The neighbors ask their seven-year-old brother: - How did you get the kids? - If I understood dad correctly on the phone - Nikha, Yase, Beb, Lyad.
Crimea. Girl and boy on the beach. They are still very small and therefore naked. The girl looks at the boy for a long time and finally says:
Wife to husband: Do you see this man in the photo? Husband: Yes. Wife: You will pick him up from kindergarten at 6 pm!
When you say to little children: “Show me how much you love me...” - they stand on their toes, hug you with such strength that you involuntarily understand - there is nothing stronger than such hugs and such sincere love in the World!
Only children know what they want. They eat with their hands because it's so much fun. They paint on the wallpaper, making their room special. They don't want to be like everyone else. They do the hardest thing - remain themselves.
Only when you approach the crib where your little baby is sleeping do you truly understand what tears of happiness are...
Children in kindergarten. - “The stork brought me.” - “And they downloaded me from the Internet.” - “And our family is not rich. Dad does everything himself.
One family had quadruplets. The neighbors ask their seven-year-old brother: - What were the kids' names? - If I understood dad correctly on the phone - Nikha, Yase, Beb, Lyad.
When I come home after work, barely dragging my feet and with only one desire - to sit on the sofa, the situation dramatically changes with my child, who is already hugging me on the threshold. Immediately the meaning and strength to live appear
A cheerfully laughing girl was born in the maternity hospital, holding something in her fist! When the doctors opened their fist, they saw birth control pill …))
Teacher to parents: – Your children are like flowers in spring! -Oh, thank you!... -Let's loose, bastards!
If your child asks for a birthday gift of money, rest assured, he has definitely grown up
A little son asks his father: “Dad, dad! How much does it cost to get married?” Dad thought and replied: “You know, son, I still don’t know, because... still paying the price.”
The child is a mirror. Recognize yourself in it.
The most naive people in the world are the administrators of porn sites. They seriously believe that when asked, “Are you already 18?” the children answer no and leave their site.
Don't like it when your parents stand behind you and read what you're texting with your friends about? Let's see what you do when your children start using the computer.
Children can turn any ideal order, no matter how carefully it is put into place, into its complete opposite in a couple of minutes.
Yesterday my son showed me another masterpiece on the wallpaper. When asked where the red paint came from, he said ketchup. Today there is a brown drawing on the wall - I’m afraid to ask.
Our love with you will not end after death, it will live on, in our children, grandchildren... It will never die
The child, stroking the cat’s face, playfully says: “Musenka, you know, in the human world, women with mustaches are not very valued!”
Previously, children were scared by Granny the Hedgehog, but now by turning off the Internet...)
They are the same, but their own mother will never confuse them!
First-graders happily go to school on September 1 only because their parents carefully hide information from them about how long they will have to study there.
A child's happiness is measured by the size of a toy...?
Undressing a sleeping child is like defusing a bomb; one sudden movement means minus 4 hours of sleep.
Never forget that your children, following your example, will treat you the same way you now treat your parents.
13-year-old Lesha was given a tear-off erotic calendar for his birthday. His year flew by in 15 minutes.
If a man has a son, he becomes a father... And if he has a daughter, he becomes a daddy)
Childhood is a time when you think you are an adult, and adults think you are a child. And at the same time, everyone is completely mistaken.
A little boy looks long and carefully at his one-year-old brother, who is chatting animatedly in a language he understands, and then asks his mother a question: “Mom, are you sure that he is Russian?”
The baby smiles for the first time at the age of four weeks. By this time, his eyes are already focused enough to get a good look at your face.
The only man I will run after will shout to me: “Catch up, mom!”
There were cockroaches in the kindergarten and the children were incredibly afraid of them, roaring and screaming. One day, during drawing, the teacher took gouache, caught cockroaches and painted them. The result exceeded all expectations; children, shouting joyfully “look Skittles crawling,” ran after the cockroaches and crushed them.
A young father is alone at home with his child and sings him a lullaby: Bayu-bayushki-bayu. Where is your mother?
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And I dedicate this status to my first love! Sandbox boy, forgive me for the broken shoulder blade, let's start all over again
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At first, girls are interested in dolls, and boys are interested in cars. And then - on the contrary...
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They want children from modest, chaste, pure girls who preserve their natural beauty. They are loved madly, with all their hearts, completely, every part of them, as the most valuable thing, they want children from them.
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There is nothing genuine and real left in the world! ... Except for a child's smile.
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Dear, what will happen if I get pregnant? - Well, it’s simple, I see two options. - Which?! - Either a boy or a girl.
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And I have one like this a handsome boy that I can just sit like this, leaning on a chair, watching him and envying myself!
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I manage to be better friends with boys than with girls.)
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I want to meet a guy, I’m 12, 13... go study your lessons, kids!
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Every girl in her life should learn to jump over a goat... Like in physical education)
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Masha ate porridge, Pasha ate porridge. All the children ate, but Petya shit))
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We don’t understand why children are so happy.
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There is no more beautiful sight in the world than a film of how children are made!
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Why are your children so thin? - Do they also need to be fed?!
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I hope our children will not be as harmful as we are.
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Girls, does this happen to you? You fall in love with a guy, and bam he cuts his hair?
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The most important thing for parents is to understand in time that their children have grown up!
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Children are divided into two categories: ill-mannered and their own.
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And it seems like they are ALREADY such ADULTS... but STILL such CHILDREN!
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Childhood is friendship between a boy and a girl....
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And remember girls, a good frying pan is the basis of your family happiness!
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Girls and boys, I wish you to finish school well and meet your love)
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Go and tell your mom that you drank a liter of blood from the teacher!
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If you don't know what your children are like, look at their friends.
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- Son! We all start on Monday new life! I'll quit losing weight, dad will quit smoking. And you? - I can quit school!
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I love giving homemade gifts. Which of my children do you prefer, a boy or a girl?!
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And if twin girls marry twin boys, will their children be similar?
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The happiest days are childhood. But they are happy only for the children themselves.
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Girls study better than boys because they have nothing to spend on studying.
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Paper boys and girls jump from one plastic house to another.
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No child can dishonor his parents as much as a parent can dishonor a child.
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As a child, I grew up as a weak and frail boy. The guys insulted me and pulled my pigtails!
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Every child deserves to plunge into the world of drawing, music, fairy tales, fantasy, creativity and beauty.
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More boys are born during the day, girls more at night.
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Teach your children to be silent. They will learn to speak on their own.
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ONLY CHILDREN ARE TRULY CONFIDENT OF THEIR LOVE
Statuses about children, girls and boys
- If a woman has a man whom she loves more than life itself... then this man is her son!
- When I have a son, I will give him what I did not have.
- An unbreakable toy is a toy that a child can use to break all his other toys.
- My son is just a great guy! My favorite little man!
- My baby - he is the cutest, the smartest and the most beautiful, the most dear person, my dear son!
Beautiful quotes and statuses about children boys
- To the joy of everyone, a son was born - the house was immediately transformed!
- Most the best man listed in the Red Book - in my passport)
- For me, the happiest time is childhood. My little boy's childhood from the man he loved.
- Only mothers of sons know the truth that not all men are scoundrels.
- Statuses about boys' children - The sooner you start treating your son like a man, the sooner he will become one.
- I got the best man in the world! He calls me "Mom"!
- The ideal man is the one who lived under your heart for nine months....
- Where does happiness begin? From the lines on your test, from the ultrasound that the child will show, from the fact that now there are THREE of you!
- You only really begin to worry about your boy when he closes the door behind him completely silently as he leaves.
- There is someone in whose hands my heart is. Whose laughter brightens my whole day. Whose smile shines brighter than the sun for me. Whose happiness makes me happy. This is my son.
- Times have changed so much that boys start dating girls as early as elementary school.
- Have you noticed how children meet and say goodbye? They meet for the first time as if they have known each other forever, they say goodbye forever as if until tomorrow.
- I want a son, so that at least one boy will grow up to be a man.
- Mother, she cannot teach her son much. Because she herself was not a boy.
- My greatest happiness is my little son!
- The only man who can successfully command a woman is her son!
- What a blessing it is that I have a son, beautiful eyes and chubby cheeks, a cheerful smile and sonorous children's laughter and this little man is more precious than anyone else in the world!!!
- My son is my happiness, my pride, he will protect me from everyone.
- Why do men want their child to be a boy? Because I really want a radio-controlled helicopter!
- A baby’s smile is a “thank you” for the mother.
- Statuses about your son and quotes about boys' children - Being the mother of a son is a reward! And you don’t need more happiness in life! Heir, protector and father - a joy! I am the mother of a son and I am happy about it!
- To become men, boys must wander, always, throughout their lives, wander.
- The best sons in the world are your own.
- And my mother is still looking for reasons, “how did such an obedient boy grow up into God knows what?!”
- Grandson is 4 years old - He is a mischievous boy, He doesn’t know the word “boredom”, And he’s a big dreamer!
