Armenians are wonderful people. Almost without exception. We bet that the person you are planning to congratulate on his birthday is distinguished not only by his good nature, but also by his excellent sense of humor, loyalty and friendliness. The Armenians are such a people, and it’s just wonderful. And that’s why we are drawn to present congratulations that would not just ring in the birthday boy’s ears, so to speak, for show, but would be remembered by him for several years, or even for the rest of his life.
How to do it? How to do this? For example, you can give the birthday boy a huge boat or a luxurious mansion outside the city. This gift will definitely be remembered. But, unfortunately, so much money is available to few of us. And we are sure that such a rich person would not be reading our site now. I would lie on the same yacht somewhere in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea and relax. We, mortals, are forced to look for cheaper and more modest ones. For example, happy birthday greetings in Armenian.
So what if you don’t have even a bit of Armenian blood in your veins? You will think that you don’t know the language at all. This should not be a hindrance for you. The poems we present do not have to be read flawlessly. The fact itself is important. And now everything is in your hands.
Sirelis, tsnundt snorhavor!
Kez isrtans tsankanum em
Arohchutsyun, Erjankutsyun
Gortserum miayn hajohutsyun!
Jvarutsünner kyankumt chlinen,
Ete linen, kohkovt toh antsnen!
Amena lavn u master em
Kez es tsankanum, im kyanki imast!
(Name) ՋԱՆ!
Սրտանց շնորհավորում եմ ծննդյանդ օրվա առթիվ:
Ցանկանում եմ բազում երջանիկ տարիներ, առողջություն և աշխատանքային վերելքներ:
(Name) ՋԱՆ!!!
Ընդունեք իմ ջերմ շնորհավորանքները Ձեր ծննդյան տարեդարձի առիթով։
Քաջառողջություն եմ Ձեզ մաղթում։
History of the origin of the word "toast"
Toast is a word from in English and denotes a lightly toasted slice of bread. In the old days, the inhabitants of the British Isles, before drinking wine or any stronger drink, dipped a slice of bread toasted over a fire into it so that the drink would also absorb the bread aroma. Subsequently, the tradition of dipping bread in wine was forgotten, but another one arose: making a toast before drinking wine.
The custom of clinking glasses appeared in those distant times when it was not considered a serious sin to pour poison into the glasses of guests or neighbors at the table. Therefore, in order to assure the guests of his peacefulness, the host not only poured some wine into his glass first and drank it, but all the guests during the feast repeatedly “exchanged wine,” that is, poured from their glass into the glass of their neighbor, and then symbolically joined glasses were clinking glasses.
Nowadays, the threat of poisoning is not so urgent, but the process of clinking glasses can complicate the course of the feast, especially if there is someone who wants to “combine” his glass with the glasses of all the numerous guests.
In any case, when clinking glasses, do not extend your hand far across the table; A man should keep his glass lower than a woman's.
Toasts Congratulations
We do not curse our wicked fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once “plowed” it!
So let it gurgle and splash in the glass,
When the rear is securely secured!
Good luck to you, defenders of the Fatherland,
On this glorious Armed Forces Day!
We praise those who did not cry
From my pain,
But I didn’t hide my tears
On the graves of friends
Those who were men
Not in words
I didn't celebrate the coward
Sitting in the bushes
Those best
Sons of humanity
Those who guard the Fatherland!
To you, real men,
We wish you great strength...
So that with this power
You defended Peace and tranquility!
We will be happy and twice as calm,
When guys are like this next to us...
So be you twice as happy,
Our knights are dear.
My congratulations are not an empty sound!
My congratulations are sacred!
It is for you - our former hero,
Our defender in the form of a soldier!
And may the conquered world preserve
Holy your serenity,
And may all people, the whole world give you:
Love, gratitude and tenderness!
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With them the lamps shine brighter!
And appear on festive table can't be counted.
They are a joy to us and our children.
Thank you, men, for existing.
If you're standing in line,
Remember your homeland,
Remember: you are a son and a soldier.
They're always looking at you
Our watchful eyes
Our kind hearts.
And the answer to everything is -
More expensive than our Motherland
Not in the world!!! Happy holiday!
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There is no reason to call women the weaker sex -
Among us are talents, warriors, minds,
But if there were no man next to us
Could we reach our heights?
Let me wish you with a smile and a joke:
Always remain attentive and sensitive.
May labor be a pleasant burden for you,
We wish you health and a good life!
We congratulate you today
Happy International Women's Day,
We dedicate our poems to you,
We publish articles in newspapers
And we sing songs about love.
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May you have long been sung
Shakespeare, Pushkin, Tolstoy,
As before, sonnets are written
And poets don’t sleep at night,
Building bridges to loved ones.
Oh, Women!
I love you without memory
And I can’t admit, I can’t resist,
When you knock me down with a smile,
And I am ready to love you and suffer.
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Let the misfortunes of life fly by,
Let the blood flow like a stream in the spring!
I wish you to always be loved
And feel love at any time.
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Let the storms and bad weather disappear,
Let them go into the shadows forever.
We wish you only happiness
On your kindest, brightest day!
Let your heart beat to the beat of the drops,
Let the snowstorms become a thing of the past,
And let in the spring round dances
The heart will forget about adversity.
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May this day be happy
And everyone's dreams come true.
May the sun shine on you everywhere,
And the flowers smile.
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We wish you a lot of love and happiness,
So that there is no reason for sadness!
Let them say that it’s all from God,
And I think - more from men!
I wish you happiness and love.
They are more valuable than all gifts.
And may all your dreams come true
On a beautiful day - MARCH 8!
I wish you a lot of happiness,
A bouquet of joyful smiles,
Friends, healthy and cheerful,
Luck in life, for long years,
And to spite everyone's troubles
Lived, loved and was lucky
Lovely women are ubiquitous
And always, somewhere and something carrying,
May your native land give you strength,
And men will give love.
I wish you everything that life is rich in:
Health, happiness, long years,
Let this holiday - the day of March 8th -
It will leave a good mark on your soul!
Happy Birthday (professional)
We wish you a life without sadness,
Don't worry for no reason
Always have cheerful look,
You will never know where it hurts.
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Be happy - even though it will be difficult sometimes,
Be loved - love always saves us,
Be young - hold on in any conditions,
After all, no matter what, this life is wonderful.
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Let the soul never know cold,
Like a clear day, like a garden in bloom.
May your heart be forever young
Crowning kindness with kindness.
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Be healthy and lucky beyond measure!
We wish you success, bright faith,
And let your guiding star
Life shines brightly and always.
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We wish you health, love and warmth,
So that life is interesting and long,
So that there is comfort in the house, love and advice,
So that the house is protected from grief and troubles.
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Let the years rush by,
Bypassing all the bad weather,
We wish you with all our hearts
Love, health, happiness.
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We wish you a lot of happiness,
Defeat misfortune and bad weather.
Live for many years, like in a fairy tale,
In full health and affection!
What can I wish for you? Wealth? Good luck?
Everyone wants their own thing in life...
And we wish you just happiness,
So that there is a little bit, but everything!
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We wish you happiness and health,
Smiles, cheerfulness and strength,
So that every day ordinary life
Only brought joy!
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May God give you wisdom in your decisions
And multiplication best qualities,
Excellent relationship with children
And understanding their eccentricities.
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Let your youth not fade away,
And with it - love and kindness.
Let them be an eternal guest in your house
Peace and happiness, peace and warmth!
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May this day
The sun shines brighter for you,
Flowers fall like a carpet under your feet,
We wish you health, happiness, light,
All that is called good.
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May you always be under a lucky star
Fate led you along the road.
In the house so that there is a deep river
Life flowed calmly and peacefully,
Let only friends visit your home,
Bad weather passes by,
From the bottom of our hearts we wish you the best,
Long life, health and happiness!
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I wish you to forget about illnesses, adversities,
Stay healthy for many years to come,
So that people give you complete joy,
May peace and spring reign in your heart!
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Long life and good health,
Youth, strength, beauty!
May it always - not only on your birthday -
Cherished dreams come true.
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Birthday is a wonderful date,
It doesn't matter that years pass.
Life is so bright and beautiful
That you should never be sad.
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We wish you good health for many years to come,
May all sorrows and adversities pass a mile away,
Let your eyes sparkle with joy and happiness,
And only a tear sparkles from laughter.
Short toasts
What am I talking about? Isn't it time for us to lay down? It's time!
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African toast: Let's drink to the women in whose shadow we feel good!
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God once said: “And drink on that day!” But he didn’t say which one exactly. So we will drink every day so as not to miss that day!
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Let us be frugal at the lowest level in order to be wasteful at the highest. For the joy of the spirit!
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Be healthy for a hundred centuries!
There is a true thought in the Bible: what is taken is lost, what you give is all yours. Let's give our hearts to each other!
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There is sadness in the heart, stagnation in the brain, isn’t it time to go one at a time!
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Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies!
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Vodka is an abomination, vodka is poison! But a hundred grams won't hurt!
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Is this how I feel now? I feel as if I've arrivedThey gave you a salary and gave you bonuses, and that’s why I drink to you!
You walked away with a straight gait, disappearing into the fog of days. Let's drink out of grief... where is the vodka? The heart will be more cheerful!
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Let's pour for a word consisting of three letters. Men protect him, women adore him, children write on the walls. So let's drink to PEACE!!!
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Let's drink dry to the power of our spirit!
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Let's drink to the fun and divine feeling of spiritual kinship this evening!
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Let's drink to our wives and mistresses so that they never meet!
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Let's drink to the slow flow of fast-moving life!
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Let's drink to you and me - to hell with them!
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Let's drink to a pleasant time!
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Let's drink to it now!
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Let's drink to those who think about everyone, not only about themselves, not only to their joy, but also to others!
Let's drink to those on board. Those who are overboard will get drunk themselves.
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Let's drink to those who, while absent, are invisibly present here!
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Let's drink to having gunpowder in the flask!
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Let's drink to reality not being so harsh and rough!
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Let's drink so that our lives will rush forward in joy, music and communication!
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Let's drink to having someone to share any mood with!
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Let's drink to not causing offense and suffering to others!
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Let's drink to the price of wine and vodka bottles!
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Let's drink so that tables are not empty, words are not empty, hearts are not empty and that what is in them is beautiful!
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Let's drink so that we have everything and we don't have to pay anything for it!
Let's drink so that our friends go to banquets, and our enemies go on crutches!
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Let's drink to die calmly, in a dream, like my grandfather, and not in fear and with screams of horror... like his passengers!
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Let's drink to the hope that if we encounter any stumbling blocks on our way, they will only be on the sidelines!
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Let's drink, as the great Einstein said, relatively little!!!
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God willing - not the last! And if it’s the latter, then God forbid!
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The day was not wasted. Let's have a drink so that the evening too...
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Why was man created? For eternal desires. For your wishes to always come true!
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Will you accept the soul? No?! Well, then move over!
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Her soul is like a flower, it always blooms. Let's have a glass of wine for N.!
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Christmas tree needles, how about having a glass?
Wedding toasts
Let the sun, peace, love and children
You will be very happy!
Live in peace and harmony
Until your wedding, golden!
Let the sun shine only for you,
Flowers grow for you,
The whole world and the sun are at your feet -
You have become a family.
I will make a toast in the words of Pythagoras: “Prudent wife! If you want your husband to spend time with you, then make sure that he does not find such pleasant pleasure and tenderness in any other place.” I suggest you raise your glasses and drink to this!
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Dear newlyweds! With all my heart I wish you to celebrate at least ten more weddings in your life: paper - in a year, glass - in two years, weathered - in three years, chintz - in five years, bronze - in ten years, porcelain - in fifteen, crystal - in twenty, silver - in twenty-five, gold - in fifty, diamond - in seventy-five years. I also wish that all today’s guests will certainly attend all these weddings. Let's drink to the fulfillment of this wish and the happiness of the young!
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Dear newlyweds! I will begin my toast with the words of the great Spaniard Cervantes: “In my time, the same comedy was thrown with stones in Madrid and showered with flowers in Toledo; do not let the first failure bother you.” Let's drink to your resilience in the face of possible small and large failures in your life. life together. Never regret the past, do not be afraid of the future and always rejoice in the present!
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To live to see silver wedding, you must have the golden character of a wife and the iron endurance of a husband. Let's drink to the wonderful alloy, to the flourishing of our domestic metallurgy!
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Dear young man! As Bernard Shaw said: “A polite man should treat his wife the same as he treats any strange woman, only ten times more polite.” So I raise my glass to you always being a polite person!
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I wish the young couple to live until their golden wedding in health and fidelity, in love and tenderness. And, sharing joys and sorrows, always be each other’s most devoted friend. And may a happy, faithful union always be an example for us. Bitterly!
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Night overtook the three wanderers on the road, and they decided to ask to spend the night in the first house they came across. They knocked, the owner opened the door and asked:
- Who are you?
- Health, Love and Wealth. Let us in, master, to spend the night.
- Unfortunately, I only have one free place. I’ll go and consult with my family about which of you to let in. The sick mother said: “Let Health in.” The young daughter asked to let Love in, and the wife - Wealth. They argued for a long time, and the travelers, tired of waiting, went on to look for accommodation for the night. Friends! So let’s drink to ensuring that your home always has a place for Health, Love and Wealth!
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One married couple lived to diamond wedding, and all the years the couple lived were happy. When they were asked what the secret of their family happiness was, they answered:
- The whole secret is in the single bed. We had her for seventy years. So let's drink to the single matrimonial bed!
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In the 18th century German philosopher Georg Christoph Lichtenberg wrote: “There is a condition (at least for me, not very rare) when the presence and absence of a loved one are equally difficult to bear; in any case, in his presence you do not experience the pleasure that one might expect, suffering from his absence." I propose a toast to the fact that our newlyweds will have such a “state” much less often than a famous philosopher, and even better if it never happens at all!
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As the famous Madame de Staël said: “He who truly loves is not jealous. The main essence of love is trust. Take away trust from love - you take away from it the consciousness of its own strength and duration, all its bright side - therefore, all its greatness.” Friends! Let's raise a glass to trust between spouses - the basis of family well-being!
armenian toast
It was a very long time ago, when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are now. Ashot stood naked by the rock, with a hat on his head. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot. Ashot covered his lower abdomen with his hat. The woman first removed one of Ashot’s hands, then the other. The hat continued to cover the lower abdomen. Let's drink to the strength that held the hat!
A concert is taking place in a huge hall.
The presenter loudly addresses the audience:
- Are there any married couples in the hall who have only been married for one day? Let them take the stage!
One such pair was found.
- Have you been married for one day? - asks the presenter.
“Yes,” the newlyweds answer.
“Then just one question: what are you doing here?”
Our married couple took place a few hours ago. So that they are not asked the same question, let's disperse! They need to be alone!
For the young.
Armenian radio asks:
- What will happen if an Armenian starts suing a Jew?
- The prosecutor will get 10 years.
So let's drink to not judge and not be judged.
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The bull complained to the donkey:
- I was disappointed in cows: lazy, fat, stupid...
“Perhaps I, too, will be disappointed in cows,” answered the donkey.
- Why do you? - the bull was surprised.
- You see, if I’m disappointed in people, I’ll get hit on the spine, but if I’m disappointed in cows, then it’s quite safe...
Friends, I suggest we drink so that we will never be disappointed in people.
At a driving school in Georgia, a driver's license applicant takes an exam. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
- You are driving along a narrow road. On the left is the high-high mountain. On the right is a steep, steep abbreviation. Suddenly on the road there is a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrible old woman. Who are you going to push?
- Of course, the old woman.
- Fool... You need to press the brake.
So let's drink to difficult situation we didn't forget to press the brake.
The Caucasus is famous for its hospitality, fun, hundred-year-old wise elders in the mountains and, of course, unsurpassed Caucasian wine. Caucasian highlanders drink wine not from glasses or glasses, as is customary among us, but from a horn. Before this they make a toast.
A Caucasian horn with wine is not a shot of vodka that you can knock over by saying short toast"For health!". The fact is that a horn filled with wine cannot be placed on the table - it must be drunk to the bottom. Therefore, it was in the Caucasus that wonderful Armenian and Georgian toast. The toast should be long and meaningful - you need to somehow mentally prepare yourself to drink the horn of wine to the bottom.
Especially colorful and dashingly twisted Armenian and Georgian toasts are made at weddings.
Caucasian residents revere a wedding as a particularly solemn day not only for the newlyweds, but for their entire family. Georgian toasts for a wedding will make your wedding interesting and unforgettable. And, if, when making a toast, you also successfully imitate a Georgian accent, then the performance will be received with a bang, and all other toasts will pale in comparison with yours.
Toast examples
One wise old man was asked:
– Why does this happen in life: there are many friends who become enemies, but there are practically no enemies who become friends?
The elder gave this answer:
- Look at the house - it is easier to destroy than to build. And money is spent quickly, but it takes a long time to earn it. And a fragile clay vessel breaks instantly, but it is difficult to create it.
So let’s drink to our newlyweds to create, build and earn money in their lives.
In one mountain village, a young girl and a hot guy once met. Their love was strong and they soon got married.
We lived well, and then my husband got ready to go on a business trip. “Don’t worry, dear,” he told his wife. - I'll be home in five days.
Five days have passed, ten, twenty... But the husband does not return. The frightened wife remembered ten of his friends living in different villages, and sent telegrams to all of them: “Do you know where my husband might be?” The next day she received ten identical answers: “Don’t worry, your husband is staying with me.”
So let's drink to friends who won't let you down!
In the Caucasus mountains there are many centenarians, strong and healthy. And all because those days that a person spends with his friends, in good company, do not count towards age.
Let's drink to our young people, who gathered friends for the wedding today and thereby extended their lives!
There lived a cheerful young horseman in the mountains. He had many friends, they often came to visit, and the owner always treated them to good wine and barbecue. When the guy decided to get married, he asked his father to send out invitations to his friends.
The wedding was magnificent - all the relatives came, but for some reason there were no friends.
- Father, did you invite my friends? – the puzzled son asked his father.
“Of course,” answered the father. – But I wrote briefly “Help needed” and, as you can see, no one came.
I want to drink to my young friends who come not only to the wedding, but also at those moments when their help is needed.
One man was righteous and a believer. When his life ended, he went to heaven with God. God, for his righteous life, allowed him to live on earth for many more years and presented him with three chests so that he would open them only when he returned home.
On the way to earth, the man could not resist opening one chest. Joy flew out of him and flew far away. The confused man opened another chest - love flew out of it and dissolved in the heavens.
Clutching the last chest to his chest, the man returned to the ground and opened it there. Hope came out of the chest, and the man stayed with it.
So let's drink to the young so that they never lose joy, love, or hope!
Once at a wedding, the toastmaster raised his glass of wine to make a toast. Silence reigned, and at that moment the toastmaster felt with horror that his stomach was twisting and he needed to release the gas. Then he made the following decision: he would say a toast, then fire a pistol and do his job under the gunfire. But the weapon failed and did not fire. But the stomach did its job.
Out of great shame, the toastmaster ran away from the wedding high into the mountains and lived there alone.
Ten years later, he went down to the village and asked the first person he met: “What’s new with you?” To which he said:
- Eh, just like ten years ago one toastmaster farted at a wedding, there was nothing else new.
So let's drink so that our intentions do not diverge from our deeds!
Old Georgian wisdom says:
If you want happiness for one day, drink a glass of wine!
If you want happiness for one month, have a wedding!
If you want happiness for one year, fall in love secretly!
If you want happiness for the rest of your life, take care of your health!
For the health of the young!
Let there be sadness, grief, and misfortune in the lives of our dear newlyweds. But exactly how many drops of wine I will leave in this glass!
A dog was sitting on the bank of a stormy river. A snake crawled up to him and asked:
- I don’t know how to swim, take me to the other side.
“Won’t you bite me?” - asked the dog.
“No,” the snake promised.
She crawled out onto the dog's neck. They are floating. In the middle of the river, the snake bit the dog.
- What have you done! - the dog screamed. - We'll both drown! You promised me!
“What can you do about it,” answered the snake. - This is my feminine nature.
So let's drink to the unpredictable female nature so that it never costs us our lives!
One day in the mountains, a small pack of wolves attacked ten hunters and tore them all to pieces. Another time, a wolf pack attacked three hunters. After a bloody battle, all the wolves were killed.
Why did the wolves tear apart ten, but could not cope with three? Because the first time it was just ten hunters, and the second time it was three best friends.
So let's drink to the newlyweds, let them be surrounded by friends with whom no problems are scary!
A young Georgian sits on the river bank and fishes. Not far away, a young girl decided to take a swim. She undressed, and the horseman said to her:
- Eh, beauty, swimming in this river is prohibited.
“Why didn’t you tell me this when I hadn’t undressed yet?” – the girl was indignant.
“Eh, listen, undressing in this place is not prohibited,” answered the horseman.
So let's drink to the women present here so that they ask less unnecessary questions.
Armenian toasts for a wedding, as a rule, are presented in the form of parables. These could be stories about brave horsemen, wise mountaineers, beautiful girls. The Armenian toasts you make at the wedding will become a real decoration of the holiday.
Armenian toasts for a wedding
Visako visako with mountains under the rays scorching sun flocks of eagles and golden eagles soared. Their emblem of happiness and prosperity was a pearl necklace of indescribable beauty. But one fine moment the birds argued over who should own the necklace, and during their battle the necklace fell to the ground and the pearls scattered... So let's drink to two beautiful pearls - to the groom and wife!
I wish you to grow old on one pillow. This is an Armenian wedding toast.
Beautiful Armenian toasts for a wedding
A young man fell in love with a girl and decided to marry her. And she says: “I will marry you if you fulfill one hundred of my wishes.” The young man began to fulfill the girl’s wishes. First, she forced him to climb onto a rock without a single ledge and jump down. The young man jumped off and broke his leg. Then she told him to walk and not limp. The young man did this too. The next task was to swim across the river without getting our hands wet. Then stop the enraged horse and bring him to his knees. Then - cut the apple on her chest without hurting her... So, one after another, the young man fulfilled 99 wishes of his beloved. There's only one thing left. Then the girl says: “Forget your father and your mother.” Without thinking twice, the young man jumped on his horse and was off.
This toast is so that you, newlyweds, never forget those who gave you life! For your parents!
The belief says that the parents of love are the eyes and the heart! I raise this wine glass so that the hearts of our young people will glow and their eyes will be sharp for many, many years to come. Let's drink to the bottom for the eternal ability to love!
We hope that you will like the Armenian toasts for a wedding, collected by us, and you will take note of them when preparing for the special event.
armenian toast
A man and a bear fraternized. The man invited Toptygin to visit and gave a feast in his honor. And when he said goodbye, he kissed the clubfoot and asked his wife to do the same. But the wife spat and said angrily: “I can’t tolerate stinking guests!” Soon the man visited the bear. Having decided to chop wood on the way back, he took an ax with him. Mishka greeted the guest affectionately, and then began to persistently ask him: “Hit me on the head with an ax!” The man refused for a long time: is it really possible?! But the owner of the den insisted on his own. What to do? The guest hit the clubfoot on the head with a butt and seriously injured him. A month later, the friends met again. The bear’s head managed to heal, and he said to the man: “You see, brother: the wound from the ax has healed, but the heart, wounded by your wife’s tongue, has not healed.” The tongue can not only injure, but also kill.
Let us handle this dangerous weapon carefully!
Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. We just got married, Shota needs to go on a business trip.
“Don’t worry,” he says to his young wife, “I’ll be back in three days.”
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return. Ten times three days passed, and still no sign of Shota.
The young wife became worried and sent ten true friends telegrams. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten faithful friends:
- Don't worry, Shota is with us.
So let's drink to true friends who do not let you down in trouble.
A warm group of Georgians drinks, toasts in a circle. One stands up:
- I want to drink to our Dato! This a real man: He can drink three horns of wine in a row and fall in love with three women!
Second:
- I want to drink to our Gogi - this is a real man: he can drink ten horns of wine in a row and fall in love with ten women!
The third one gets up, looking mournfully at the floor:
- And I propose to drink to Vladimir Ilyich Lenin... I don’t know how much wine he could have drunk, and I don’t know if he could have loved women at all, but only a real man could have taken revenge for the death of his older brother!
So let's drink to real men!
Once upon a time, in a distant mountain village there lived an old man, and he had a beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her off. He called the horsemen and gave them the following speech: “Whoever of you climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his foot, will catch a mountain sheep there, bring it to my feet and slaughter it so that neither one drop of blood will not fall on my snow-white robe, so one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will kill him. And then the first horseman came out. He was brave, dexterous, smart, but one small grain of sand fell from under his foot - and his old father stabbed him to death. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, and handsome. He brought a mountain ram to the feet of the old father and began to cut the ram's throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell, stabbed to death, next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the proudest, bravest, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut open the throat of the ram without a single drop of blood, and looked joyfully at the old father. But his old father also stabbed him to death. The beautiful daughter screamed in horror: “Listen, atets!” After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you kill him? And the old father said to her: “For company!” So let's drink to good and warm company!
A Georgian ended up in Siberia in winter. All frozen, he stands at the bus stop and curses:
- Your mother, damn Sibyr! I put on two fur coats, but the pack looks like it’s wearing shorts!!!..
You gave me such a warm welcome that it’s time for me to scold your region: “Your mother, damn Si-byr! I’m sitting in a T-shirt and shorts, but it’s like I’m wearing two fur coats!..” Thank you for your warmth and hospitality!
He was a quiet and reserved young man. After standing for half an hour near the house where his beloved lived, he saw the door suddenly open and a woman appeared in front of him, looking at him with a stern look. -Who are you waiting for here? - she asked. “To... your daughter,” he answered fearfully. “In that case, you’d better get out of here,” she said. “You are in no way suitable for our daughter.” When her father was courting me and I suddenly didn’t go out on a date, he climbed over the garden fence, strangled the dog, put out the window, locked my father in the room, put a ring on my finger and said that we would get married right away. This is the kind of groom we would like for our daughter. So let's raise a glass to the brave and dexterous horsemen!
It was a very long time ago, when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are now. Ashot stood naked by the rock, with a hat on his head. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot. Ashot covered his lower abdomen with his hat. The woman first removed one of Ashot’s hands, then the other. The hat continued to cover the lower abdomen. Let's drink to the strength that held the hat!
It stood high, high in the mountains basketball hoop. One proud horseman decided to throw the ball at him from above. He took a running start, jumped high, straight towards the sun, and got burned, and that’s how blacks and... basketball appeared.
