• Funny status about your beloved friend. Statuses about your best friend with meaning and depth

    04.03.2020

    My friends and I always plan to sit over a glass of wine and cry our hearts out, but in the end we get drunk and die laughing.

    SOMEONE! Marry my friend! I no longer have the health to keep her company on club trips!!!

    I am glad that there are close people in my circle who accept me for who I am and they don’t care how much money I have or what my status is!

    It’s so great to have a childhood friend with whom you share many moments, which are sometimes funny and sometimes embarrassing. But there is always something to laugh at, and shared memories bring us incredibly closer...

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    The best friend will never be offended by a trifle, will not get angry at a sarcastic joke, will not point out your shortcomings and will not brush aside your problems... But you just don’t need to abuse her kindness...

    A friend is like the scent of perfume. Until you try dozens, you won’t choose the one that suits you perfectly.

    Probably, each of us has one of our friends who is always thin, despite the fact that she is constantly in the process of eating.

    A girl is capable of drinking a bottle of cognac alone, hitting a man with her purse, returning home late at night, fearlessly walking along deserted streets... but she always goes to the toilet with a friend.

    You are unique! Just crazy! – I don’t see anything special, my friend is exactly the same!

    A friend is not the one who is known in trouble, but the one who was able not to envy you when you are happy!

    A laugh with a friend is better than any medicine.

    Only a friend's hand can tear the thorns out of the heart

    Cool statuses about girlfriends I want to have a friend in my old age whom I could call and yell with enthusiasm in an old, trembling voice: Well, old goat, when are we going to spend our pension?!

    If someone reads the correspondence with my best friend, it’s such a shame.

    True friendship multiplies joy by two and divides sorrow in half.

    I love my girlfriend very much. And I know that perhaps she is now reading this status and smiling

    She's like that good friend that she would throw all her friends into the water in order to have the pleasure of getting them out of there.

    Nothing strengthens a friendship more than knowing that this friend is better than the other. Honore de Balzac

    The best friend is the one with whom you dream that you will have a big house for 2 families, cool husbands, 5 children each and a bunch of small dogs...

    The best friend is the one with whom you think: how good it is that we are both beauties!

    She will forever be my best friend... She already knows too much about me

    A friend came to cry for her life. They laughed until they cried. The second one was never opened!

    Losing a girlfriend is worse than losing a boyfriend. Because there can be a lot of guys, but the best friend is the one you’ve been with all your life.

    The main privilege of friendship is that you can talk nonsense and it will be respected.

    A best friend is a person with whom you walk down the street and make the whole neighborhood laugh, and you don’t care about the opinions of others, you both feel good...

    Girlfriend is the eighth wonder of the world

    Girlfriends are those people who know what a bastard you really are, but are still friends with you

    There really aren't many more sensitive moments in life than when you have to inform your old friend that you're marrying her fiancé (Fields).

    I have such friends that sometimes I am ready to shoot them. but if it weren’t for them, I would have shot myself long ago.

    Not in the world better friend than a best friend

    A friend to a friend is like a mirror.

    A friend does not have to be perfect; it is enough that she is there in difficult times.

    There's a reason I can't be with you - you're my best friend's ex...

    A woman always needs a friend to have someone to brag about.

    A true friend won't force you to choose between your boyfriend and your friendship.

    A friend is the best cure for depression in the world.

    I just need one night of crazy dancing with crazy girlfriends and I’ll be an exemplary mother and wife again!!!

    All girlfriends have an expiration date!

    I have few friends, but each of them is an exceptional person

    The loneliest woman in the world is the woman who has no close friend. – Statuses about girlfriends

    The best friend will never ask - why? She just goes to the store, buys it, brings it, opens it and pours it.

    I'll give my friend in marriage! I don’t have enough health to walk with her so much!!!)))

    A best friend is the one who knows more than your mother

    We are like dark and white chocolate – we are sweet, but with a hint of bitterness. Like missing pieces of one whole. We're just best friends!

    The best friend is the one who will come in the middle of the night and tell you how much weight she has lost.

    I have beautiful girlfriends...to save this world, we just need to come together

    True friends do not compete with each other and do not envy, but help and are sincerely happy for each other...

    An ex-girlfriend is spreading obscene gossip about me, and some of it is not even true...

    My friend's friends are my friends.

    Forget best friend unrealistic when she lives 4 floors below.

    Girlfriend. I don't know how you tolerate me. But thank you.

    Your best friend is a person who you don’t even need to tell anything, she can see in your eyes what an idiot you’ve done...

    The best friend is like a bra... close to the heart and always supportive

    The beauty of a girl can only be compared with the intelligence of her friend

    Those years by which a woman reduces her age are never wasted: she adds them to the age of her friends.

    The best friend is the one you can come to without calling, forgetting your house keys, and know for sure that she is at home

    A friend is not the one who will jump out of the window after you, but the one who will say that the exit from the apartment is in the other direction.

    The loneliest woman in the world is the woman who has no close friend.

    Are you best friends or just friends? – We are simply the best!

    Anyway, when we were kids, we all wanted to live in one big house with our best friend. I STILL WANT.

    When you lose your best friend, the whole world goes to hell with her.

    A woman is ready to dress up out of sheer love for her worst friend.

    And yet mom is my best friend! -Why? -She will never take your boyfriend away.

    I was normal. Honestly. Until I met this very psychopath whom I call my best friend.

    She understood her without words. It was real friendship.

    The best friend is the one who will understand in any situation, even if you are talking nonsense.

    I don’t care what others say about her, she is my friend and I love her, and I won’t give her up to anyone for anything.

    The friendship of two women is always a conspiracy against the third.

    at normal girl one best friend, not a million

    Friendship sometimes more important than love. After all, a guy can quit, but true friend never.

    This status is for your best friend! Thank you for having me! 🙂

    The best friend is the one with whom you constantly have to delete your message history after correspondence.

    I treat you like a friend, asking you to be lenient with my shortcomings now, in the hope that in the future you will be lenient with my strengths

    I was normal. Honestly. Until I met this psychopath who I call my best friend!!

    She’s like that best friend... You look at her, and she responds “Yeah, I thought so too”

    Women don't count their years. Their friends do it for them.

    Your best friend is the one in front of whom you are not ashamed to appear without makeup

    A friend's obvious shortcomings can make yours less noticeable.

    For women's tears you need a pillow, for women's holidays- flowers, but I need a girlfriend as cool as you!

    Girlfriends are like watermelons: to find the right one, you have to try a thousand.

    There is no such stupidity that my friend and I would not think of...

    A friend took her husband and seamstress away from her. She couldn't forgive the last one.

    Nothing adorns a woman more than the ugliness of her friends.

    Her friends are cool, even a person who is not close to her is ready to do more for her than her friends...

    There is nothing better in the world than eating candy with your best friend!

    A quarrel between friends ends when one of them has no one to go to the club with.

    There are never too many best and true friends. That is why VK statuses about your best friend will help emphasize this point and tell everyone that you are incredibly lucky and have such a person in your life. Our statuses about our best friend will move you to tears, because they are filled with philosophical meaning and penetrate to the depths of your soul. There is also funny sayings, where your beloved friend can find the funniest moments of your friendship.

    The best friend is the one who knows the color of your panties not a week in advance...

    True friendship is when you call your friend a fool, and she smiles sweetly in response and says: “She’s like that herself.”

    I love my best friend - she is the only person in whom I am 100% confident, who will not betray me or abandon me. I love her very much.

    There is no better friend in the world than a best friend!

    A true friend won't let you do stupid things alone!

    Have only one girlfriend, but a real one.

    The best friend is when you ask her to wash the dishes at home, and the excuse “you can’t wash dishes at a party” no longer works.

    You don’t kiss your beloved friend when you meet her and don’t call her a bunny, but you say “stupid” and wave your hand, but she still continues to love you, calling you a chicken.

    Your best friend is the one in front of whom you are not ashamed to appear without makeup.

    The best friend will never ask - why? She just goes to the store, buys it, brings it, opens it and pours it.

    The best friend is the one with whom you dream that you will have a big house for 2 families, cool husbands, 5 children each and a bunch of small dogs...

    It is very difficult to find a best friend - after all, the best one is already mine.

    A best friend is a person who will tell you to your face everything that infuriates her about you, and will tell everyone that you are the most wonderful person on Earth!

    A normal girl has one best friend, not a million

    A friend is a Snickers for two. A girlfriend is constant fun. A friend is the one who says: come to your senses, you wimp.

    You can be silent with your best friend, but NOT in class.

    Correspondence with my best friend is incriminating evidence about my whole life.

    The best friend is the one with whom you think: how good it is that we are both beauties!

    My best friend now lives in another city. It feels like she took a part of me with her! Appreciate your friends, they won't always be there for you

    The best friend is when you have such words, hearing which the two of you start laughing hysterically, and everyone else looks at you like you are idiots.

    A best friend only comes once in a lifetime. At least sometimes she pisses you off and you want to kill her. But you understand that besides her, you won’t love anyone like that.

    Still, sooner or later, the best friend becomes the best enemy.

    It's just terrible when you start to see your best friend as a potential rival...

    The best friend is the one you can come to without calling, forgetting your house keys, and know for sure that she is at home.

    I came to my friend to cry for my life... They laughed until the morning...

    When guys appear, girlfriends disappear...even the best ones...

    A friend is the person with whom you are in sickness and in health, in poverty and wealth, in joy and sorrow, today and forever.

    Female friendship exists as long as the interests of women do not intersect.

    The saddest thing is to see how sad your friend is and understand that you can’t help her.

    No matter what you tell, there will always be a friend who had more, longer, longer, higher, better, stronger, tastier, richer...

    The best friend is the one who stands up for you! Then he will take you aside and say that you were wrong!

    The best friend is the one you can come to without calling, forgetting your house keys, and know for sure that she is at home.

    You are my friend, we are friends, you are just as stupid as I am.

    I will give my friend only to those hands that will love her more than I do.

    Women's friendship is a 24/7 job!

    It's always scary to meet a friend's new boyfriend. Especially if you slept with him...

    Your friend forgot about you and she has a boyfriend? Set the status to “Damn! I think I fell in love with my best friend's boyfriend..."

    It’s better to be with a friend than with a guy, you can tell her everything and act like a complete fool, but she will always understand and won’t tell anyone.

    A friend is a news service, a liquor store and a psychological support center.

    Best friends are like the wind: noisy, violent, impetuous and unpredictable!

    A true friend won't let you do stupid things alone!

    Only a true friend can be told to her face: “You’re pissing me off.” And at the same time, do not be afraid that she will be offended.

    It doesn’t matter what they say about your friends: if you like them and you get along well with them, then they are exactly the people who should be around - regardless of age and social status.

    A true friend is not a chick who wipes your snot when your boy dumps you. A true friend is one who is sincerely happy to see you beautiful!

    The best friend is the one who says several times a day: “You’re a fool...” and then adds: “I’m all about me!”

    It's just terrible when you start to see your best friend as a potential rival...

    I was not surprised when one of my friends asked another for a screwdriver, but when the second one took it out of her purse...

    Best friends are when even strangers they call you sisters!

    The best friend is the one with whom you constantly have to delete your message history after corresponding with her.

    It's happiness when you have a friend who you can open your heart. Appreciate friendship...

    Your friend gave you a hickey and now you can’t prove to the guy that this is REALLY your friend!

    A true friend will always scratch her nose or head when your nails are painted!

    It’s so nice to hear from a friend: “Did you see how he looked at you?”

    I went to pick up a drunk friend from the guests... Now we are sitting, waiting for them to pick us up.

    The best friend is the one who forgets about her problems because she understands that yours are much more serious...

    I love my girl friend! Only she can endure ten hours of stories about how bad he is and how much I love him!

    Yesterday I had a blast with a friend, today I can’t remember where...

    I have a friend who is a true genie. As soon as you open the bottle, it’s right there.

    Female friendship exists right up to the moment when one has something that the other doesn’t have.

    True friends do not compete with each other and do not envy, but help and are sincerely happy for each other...

    Only a woman, having discussed a topic on the phone for twenty minutes, can say to her friend: “Okay, we’ll talk when we meet. This is not a telephone conversation.”

    Only a true friend can understand that something is wrong with you, even when you smile.

    There is nothing better in the world than eating candy with your best friend!

    I always get very worried when my friend doesn’t answer the phone. Suddenly she was kidnapped and raped. But I don’t.

    There is no better friend in the world than a best friend!

    Girlfriend. Only she will dissuade you from writing SMS ex-boyfriend when you're drunk!

    Girlfriends are those people who know what a bastard you really are, but are still friends with you.

    By your actions, you can see how much you are valued... By your calls - how much you are needed... And only over time - who cares about you.

    A best friend is a person who will tell you to your face everything that pisses her off about you, and will tell everyone that you are the most wonderful person on Earth!

    The best friend is when you have such words, hearing which the two of you start laughing hysterically, and everyone else looks at you like you are idiots...

    I love my best friend - she is the only person in whom I am 100% confident, who will not betray me or abandon me. I love her very much.

    A friend is like a perfume - to choose one you have to try a hundred.

    That's what they are - friends. You fight, make up, and then, as usual, together forever.

    My friend knows so much about me that I will either have to kill her or be friends with her until death.

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    Since childhood, we have been accompanied by different people - parents, relatives and, of course, friends. Also in kindergarten we find ourselves in a small society, where, of course, the first friends appear who shared candy with you, helped you put together a puzzle, or simply came up and said: “Let's be friends!” At a carefree young age, friendship develops the first human qualities in a girl. We grow, we change, and our friends do with us. With the emergence of the concept of “best” between friends, a lot changes, they begin to treat friendship as a kind of relationship. A best friend is both a friend and an enemy, an adviser, an accomplice, the strictest critic and a master of compliments. Time spent with this person is priceless. Best friends conceal the deepest secrets and secrets, all the hopes, dreams and desires. It is a pity that not every friendship is eternal and not every friendship can withstand all disagreements and misunderstandings. The reasons for disagreements are very different, but at the same time as old as the world: I liked one guy, someone spilled a secret, I went for a walk with another friend, I said something behind my back. As it were, female friendship- one of the strongest forces on the planet. A friend will always understand and support, always protect and cheer. Whichever life situation It didn’t overtake you, you can always find statuses about your best friend here and express your thoughts with a status.

    A friend came to visit and said: “Don’t be sad, I’ll sing now”... And she SINGED!... It’s an infection!

    There are normal, adequate people. And then there's me and my best friend!

    Are you the only one who is so crazy? - No, I still have a friend.

    The best friend is an information bureau, a psychological center and, of course, a distillery.

    How sometimes you want to drink and cry. But with my friends all I can do is get drunk and laugh.

    Three friends run after a departing train. Two manage to jump, and the third remains and bursts out laughing. Station duty officer: -Well, what’s so funny??? Yes, these two fools saw me off!!!

    The best friend is the one who says several times a day: You’re a fool... and then adds: she’s all about me!

    A true friend is not the one who will give you a hand if you fall, but the one who will fall next to you and laugh like crazy!

    She will forever be my best friend... she knows too much about me...

    If you fall, your best friend will definitely pick you up... as soon as she stops laughing.

    The best friend is when you have such words, hearing which the two of you start laughing hysterically, and everyone else looks at you like you are idiots...

    Only with a true friend can you walk all day long, say goodbye for half an hour, and leave shouting “bye you’re a fool.” And then talk on the phone the whole way.

    FRIENDSHIP is when stupid ideas come to two heads at the same time.

    I want a friend so that in old age she can call and say: “Well, what an old goat, when are we going to spend our pension?”

    She’s such a friend... You look at her, and she responds: “Yeah, I thought so too.”

    The best friend is the one who, having heard your call at 5 in the morning, swearing and freaking out, picks up the phone and says: “Yes, Bunny, I’m listening!”

    But for me, a real friend is the one who first cracks and then asks: “damn, doesn’t it hurt”?

    Your best friend knows so much about you that you either have to kill her or be friends with her until death.

    A best friend is a person with whom you walk down the street and make the whole neighborhood laugh, and you don’t care about the opinions of others, you both feel good...

    Individually, we are smart, beautiful and completely adequate girls. But when we get together, we talk such nonsense!!!

    A true friend is like a bra - close to the heart and always supports!

    If your friend is just as abnormal as you, this is priceless.

    They say your best friend is your mother... yeah, tell her right now. Dad's second girlfriend will already know everything in the morning.

    Only your best friend can come to your house, climb into your refrigerator, take a chocolate bar and ask, “Are you coming?”

    How nice it is to have a best friend!

    I was not surprised when one of my friends asked another for a screwdriver. But when the second one took it out of her purse...


    So much has already been said about girlfriends. How many tears have been cried into their shoulders, how many most cherished secrets have been told to them. We broke up with a guy - we run to our friends, we liked some boy - we call them again. Sometimes you can talk to them for hours and still not tell them everything. Install funny statuses about girlfriends, they will be pleased to read them. Share some good news with them and describe it in statuses. After all, friends are the best people in the world. They will support you in difficult moments of life, rejoice together when your soul is happy, and tell you about the new guy.

    The best friend is the one in front of whom you are not ashamed to appear without makeup.

    A true friend is like a bra: close to the heart and always supports -

    I read the guy’s correspondence with my -best- friend... she’s no longer a friend... and far from the best!

    The third girlfriend is always extra! There are only two left - This is such friendship -

    If my friend was a guy, I would marry her.

    Best friends are the people who comment on all your photos.

    The loneliest woman is a woman without a close friend.

    For many women, experiencing love means discussing it with a friend.

    Friendship between girls is only a non-aggression pact.

    It's true that best friends can drive us crazy, but without them our life is not so rich.

    It has long been known: nothing makes a young girl look better and increases her self-esteem like a friend who is a monster.

    Yes, I have several real friends, but we don’t really like each other.

    Women's happiness is bald friends...

    A woman always needs a friend so she has someone to brag about.

    There are few joys in life, but sometimes a friend is unlucky.

    Female friendship exists as long as their interests do not intersect.

    Women don't count their years. Their friends do it for them.

    The friendship of two women is a conspiracy against the third.

    The best friend is the one who, having heard a call from you at 5 in the morning, picks up the phone and says: “Hello, Bunny, I’m listening!”

    Friendship between two women is impossible if one dresses very well.

    Best friends can betray, they can become your worst enemies. Believe only in yourself...

    I changed my friends to guys, communication and friendship with them is much better.

    A friend doesn’t abandon you, but is always there..

    A friend is known in trouble, and a friend is known on vacation.

    A good friend is a terrible friend -

    It's terribly annoying when your skinny friends start whining about being fat.

    - Mom, can I go to the club today? - No. - Well, mom, please! – she said no! - Okay, then I’ll go to my friend’s house to spend the night!

    My friend is a true genie. As soon as you open the bottle, it’s already there.

    Two friends meet: fat and thin. The fat woman says: “You might think, looking at you, that there is famine in our country!” Thin: “Looking at you, one can understand that you are the reason for this...”

    I remember sitting and talking to my friend - damn, I can’t feel my legs... and she: - damn, I have a brain!

    I don’t need the whole world to love me, those I choose are enough...

    I cook well, I don’t make a fuss, I don’t have a headache. I'm looking for a guy who has hot water)

    Your best friend doesn’t need your comments on photos like -beautiful- or -supersuper!-.. She knows that you love her anyway =)

    The best friend is an information bureau, a psychological center, and a distillery.

    Only your best friend can come to your house, climb into the refrigerator, take a chocolate bar there and ask you: “Will you be there?”

    How to lose two loved ones at once? — Introduce your best friend and boyfriend to yours.

    I don’t want to sign up for hell or heaven in advance: I have friends both there and there

    With fear, I always expect the phrase from my friend: - take your camera, I want a new one -

    Nowadays, the word -fool- is a manifestation of friendly love :))))

    A girl always has two opinions: one for her friend, and the second for herself)

    When guys appear, girlfriends disappear - even the best ones -

    You don’t need to tell your best friend anything, she herself understands what you, an idiot, have done.

    Leave. Alone. For a long time. So as not to torment your friends with your despair. But they won't let me in. They probably love it. Thanks to them.

    A friend is when you call her at 4.30 in the morning and say - “I slept with your brother!!!” And she doesn’t scold you for waking you up and what you did, but just yells into the phone: “Now you’re finally get married, and we will become completely family!!

    Remember: your girlfriend is much more dangerous than your husband's girlfriend.

    I have another depression again - only a friend is nearby, who has been consoling me for several years now and promises that - everything will be fine -

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