• Congratulations to a male colleague on his retirement. Comic congratulations to a man on his retirement

    04.08.2019



    Retirement is an event that everyone who long years worked tirelessly. Therefore, this an important event cannot be ignored, and do not forget to congratulate the newly-made pensioner. This is especially true for men, whose retirement age is slightly higher than that of women. Congratulations on a man’s retirement can be comic or serious, the main thing is that all the words come from the heart.

    Short congratulations

    Congratulations to a man that are humorous and short will help you congratulate a man who has finally worked his way up to retirement in a laconic and fun way!

    Retirement is here,
    But life hasn’t stopped flowing!
    It's time to do important things
    Walk and have fun with us today!

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    After retirement, life is just beginning!
    The fun, adventure and energy never ends!
    It's time to reap the rewards of hard work,
    Somewhere fishing by the pond!




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    You've been waiting for your pension for a long time,
    Maybe a little tired!
    Now rest day and night,
    Go visit Sochi,
    Start learning the language, IT technologies,
    After all, now you are free!

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    The time for retirement has come
    On the table there is a bottle and a piece of lard,
    We celebrate your retirement
    And we sincerely congratulate you!

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    We wish you to receive a larger pension,
    To pamper your grandchildren,
    To travel around the world,
    And color the thread of life!

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    Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can sit on the couch or by the sea and enjoy carefree days, without sitting in the office from bell to bell, worrying about all your work matters. Time to relax and enjoy life without remorse! In honor of the holiday, prepare.

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    As they say, with retirement, life is just beginning. Now you can spend your time on what is really important and what you really want to do, because there is still so much time! We would like to congratulate you for the recognition of all your merits and the fact that now you can receive money for nothing, for the fact that a lot of work was done in the past!




    More congratulations on your retirement

    Comic congratulations on retirement to a man can also be accompanied by gifts. After all, even in retirement it’s nice to receive gifts, especially when they are truly deserved. Good gift can replace a thousand words, or vice versa, be matched to comic congratulations to a man on his retirement.

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    You somehow immediately became poised
    And they began to look younger,
    Here are miracles in honest company!
    That, brothers, is what a pension can do!

    Not the weight of years, but a parachute of freedom
    You will feel behind your shoulders today,
    And let the years not bother you from now on,
    And you will feel the beauty of retirement yourself!

    Such a beautiful, comic congratulations on a man’s retirement can be read to his boss. And also, if suddenly your boss has long dreamed of or out of curiosity wanted to try a parachute jump, you can give him a gift certificate for such an extreme activity. This is what it means to feel the parachute of freedom! No one will ever forget such congratulations on your retirement! Prepare in honor of the holiday.

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    With your pension you gain freedom!
    Spread your wings like a bird and fly!
    You deserve your rest, you paid your work debt,
    Now you can clean out the basement
    Or get your car repaired,
    Or clean the pond from mud.
    You can no longer get away with the fact that there is a lot to do at work!
    There is plenty of time and you are lucky!

    Retirement is a big vacation! This is the time to finally understand yourself, do some things that you didn’t have enough time for, and finally devote time to yourself and your closest people. And so that you don’t get bored in retirement, you can find a new hobby for yourself and devote all your time to it, what if this is the beginning of some new path? After all, it’s never too late to change your life, especially in retirement!

    You are entitled according to your status
    To be called a pensioner.
    But for some reason it seems
    It's too early to relax!

    Don’t think that retirement is boring.
    Everything is in your hands!
    Choose how to spend your time
    And how to distribute leisure time among everything.

    Football, fishing, gardening -
    You will be overwhelmed by a series of troubles.
    There will be no time to sigh for them,
    Why don't get up early for work!

    Congratulations on retirement to a man are good

    So retirement is looming.
    The payment amount has been assigned to you.
    Congratulations, tired worker,
    Celebrate with a festive dinner!

    Just think - a pensioner!
    You set an example for young people
    How to cheerfully keep up
    To visit everywhere and everywhere.

    Let the well-deserved honor
    He will come to you in retirement.
    Find activities you like
    Let her rest already!

    Kind congratulations on retirement to a man

    Don't think that you can now
    Sleep until lunch, carefree.
    You won’t fold your arms in retirement,
    You won't be left without work!

    The time has come for achievements,
    It's time for you to retire
    Please accept congratulations
    Happiness, peace and goodness!

    You are approaching a new start,
    And there are countless smiles on faces,
    The best cards are given to you,
    Every day you have a day off.

    How much time for hobbies?
    Fishing, football and cinema,
    Learn step by step
    Everything that is given in life by fate!

    Cool congratulations on retirement to a man

    We will decide to congratulate you once again,
    You are retired now.
    Live in pleasure
    And take care of your health!

    How many days have passed by?
    Like a flock of white birds
    Are you going to retire?
    Now you can live without boundaries.

    Rest or vice versa
    Work hard for the family
    Let pleasant care
    The days will be illuminated!

    Sincere congratulations on retirement to a man

    May you have endless luck in retirement,
    And the joy and smile never leave my face,
    All your days will be wonderful,
    And God will send you health and happiness!

    Hello, dear reader! We recently wrote interesting scenario for, and today we will make a selection of excellent congratulations and parting words on your retirement. Let's try to consider all possible options.

    If you have your own interesting congratulations– please write it in the comments. Moment compilation THE RIGHT WORDS is very complicated, and perhaps your congratulations will help someone. You can describe your situation and we’ll try to come up with a greeting together or write it from scratch. Thank you!

    Below you can select the category you are interested in:

    To a woman

    We open the selection with congratulations to a woman on her retirement. It is this category that is in greatest demand; men are not inclined to beautiful congratulations, and not everyone in our country lives to retire. But the fair half of pensioners should like it.

    It's time to think about yourself, beloved,
    After all, there is plenty of time now.
    With your inexhaustible energy
    Do everything that your heart has been wanting for a long time.

    Feel a little sad about the days gone by
    And jump headlong into a new pool -
    Go to the theater and travel a lot,
    Let life light up with a dream again.

    I wish you not to mope and be healthy,
    After all, a new horizon is before you.
    You were an exemplary employee,
    You will be a combat pensioner.

    You worked, you weren't lazy
    For a very long time, many years.
    As if on rails, life rolled,
    And the light was green!

    But not only work
    The man is alive and happy,
    There are a lot of things to do
    In our ultra-modern age!

    You became a pensioner -
    Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
    Rest to the fullest
    Don't rush to work.

    We wish you all the best,
    Happiness, great joy.
    Be loved and beautiful
    And, as before, young!

    Dear, from the bottom of our hearts we congratulate you on your well-deserved retirement. Let your retirement be a time devoted to receiving new bright emotions and impressions. Travel, communicate with friends, live an active and eventful life. Be healthy and loved by your loved ones.

    Now you don't have to rush to work,
    It's time to just relax.
    Retirement is an opportunity to enjoy life
    And dedicate time to your loved one.

    Well, we wish you great happiness,
    An interesting life, less fuss,
    Don't be sad that the years are flying by too quickly,
    After all, there is still time to make your dreams come true.

    You know that retirement is a resort,
    Which you need to enjoy to your heart's content,
    Going to exhibitions, and visiting people in general,
    Create, love, grow and develop.

    We wish you one hundred percent rest,
    Give yourself time to your loved one.
    Always working, it’s easy to stretch your legs,
    The time has come to live for yourself.

    Of course, it won’t be easy for us without you,
    Such specialists are with fire during the day...
    But we will try our best
    And if not, we will find you and bring you back.

    In general, we wish good health
    And only positive thinking.
    Believe me, retirement is not old age.
    Rather, these are new achievements.

    These retirement congratulations for women should be enough - try to change it a little, add something from yourself, insert pleasant moments or just kind word. And then your congratulations will truly be the best.

    To a man


    Well, here's another threshold
    Today you stepped over.
    He ran, he hurried, he lived actively,
    I have accumulated a lot of luggage for myself.
    And now the time has come:
    You are free. Hooray! Hooray!
    Now we wish you not to rush,
    And live in pleasure
    And get joy in life
    From home, dacha and family,
    Fishing, saunas and ski tracks,
    From distant countries and nearby villages,
    Quiet companies and feasts,
    Children and grandchildren and relatives -
    Just take care of your health!
    May this path be long
    So that you couldn't get away with it
    And I finally understood then
    What a pension - wow!

    You are a man, what do you need?
    Pension is your reward!
    Don't lie on the sofa
    And still serve, serve!

    WITH new life congratulations,
    We wish you mature happiness,
    I have a long, long time to live,
    Cherish life dearly!

    May your health not fail you
    Trouble passes by,
    Let's raise a toast with cognac,
    Our congratulations to you!

    I congratulate you with all my heart on your transition to retirement and I want to wish that your wings of inspiration do not weaken and that you continue to bravely conquer new heights of success. I wish you to remain a strong and healthy man, let only joy and happiness into your life, devote your time only to interesting and important things, never forget about your loved ones and have wonderful holidays with them.

    Every day from morning to night
    The labor process moved.
    Experience, skills and demands
    Generate interest.

    This time has flown by
    So it's time to rest.
    It's a sweet thing -
    The pension for your work!

    So the morning will be easy,
    A free and simple day.
    I can envy you
    Such pleasure!

    We're not happy at all right now
    We've been shedding tears for a long time now,
    Can't be expressed in words
    Its bitter grief.

    Our precious worker,
    Year after year, day after day,
    Rest is honestly deserved
    Heroic work.

    We still have work to do,
    You should retire
    Well, there, at your age,
    All paths are ajar.

    Maybe you'll come again,
    Let's shake the old days?
    With your work experience
    It's too early to retire.

    Colleague


    Today is not an ordinary celebration.
    And there is something to raise our glasses to now.
    An event happened the other day -
    You have become a freelance professional!

    Now you won’t get up early in the morning,
    Don't rush madly to work.
    Although it will be more difficult to fall asleep,
    Now your worries will subside.

    We sincerely congratulate you!
    We wish you a sea of ​​idle thoughts and ideas!
    Today we see you off to retirement,
    Like sailing on a white ship.

    Don’t complain that you still have a lot of strength,
    We know your great potential.
    There are so many places in the world that you have not visited,
    The time has come to visit them!

    Breathe the air without responsibilities,
    Soar above the human bustle!
    You are now the creator of your own destiny.
    We congratulate you on new position such!

    Don't go to work
    And always be beautiful
    Do a lot of sports
    Smile to all men!

    Walking with my grandchildren for days,
    Be cheerful, don’t be discouraged,
    In the evening to the disco,
    Not to the hospital or pharmacy!

    Don't forget us, colleagues,
    Treat you to pies,
    Invite to birthdays
    Causing admiration!

    We will remember with pleasure the years that we worked together. And be happy for you: for new opportunities, a large number of free time and no need to run somewhere every day. Have a wonderful retirement - both quantitatively and qualitatively. Congratulations!

    How many years have you been working?
    So much energy, strength, ideas!
    I wish you a life without pain and troubles.
    Only bright sun and true friends!

    Good luck - for years, love - for centuries,
    Don't let your health fail you.
    You have a sea of ​​hope, a river of happiness.
    Let fate take you away from grief!

    Your years are simply golden:
    Life is not over - it will go on in a new way
    We worked and were like family,
    Knowing for sure: this day will come!

    Pension is knocking on your door:
    There will be time to run and sunbathe.
    God will give you another thirty years,
    To learn to relax.

    I wish you the best life:
    Collect all the mushrooms and berries,
    Go fishing, kick back,
    Don't forget the dear team!

    To the boss


    We have been calm for a long time -
    You ran the company.
    You are a great boss,
    It will be difficult for us without you!

    You decided to leave us -
    Send yourself into retirement.
    The team understands you
    And lets go on vacation!

    We want to wish you -
    Never be discouraged
    Be vigorous and healthy
    Come visit more often!

    Today is a strange holiday,
    We're a little sad
    We don't believe that the boss
    Decided to leave us.

    You can’t just do it right away
    Just think, years.
    You are our best boss,
    And we can’t live without you.

    We hope we will
    That there are many more years
    You will be with us,
    We need your advice.

    For many years you have led, led, achieved success and prosperity for our team. Today we solemnly and with tears in our eyes release you to wonderful world pensioners. In which you can do whatever you want. Travel, indulge in your favorite hobbies, spend more time for yourself and your family. We will be happy for you and miss you. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement!

    The boss leaves us
    Assembling a lush table;
    Only which one of us wants
    For him to leave us?

    The team has been united for years,
    And the boss is like a father;
    If joy is with us,
    Then all sorrows will end.

    We want you to remember this
    Our boss through the years;
    Since it’s always summer in my soul -
    Trouble is coming.

    The sun is ours! Come back
    To your subordinates quickly;
    Don't give in to gloomy thoughts
    After all, there are more fun days.

    You, our beloved boss,
    Retirement awaits.
    Leave it in the office
    A load of problems, great worries.

    Let the new stage give
    Inspiration and drive for you,
    So that you clearly understand -
    Life, not a race, is heaven!

    Prose

    Above in each category there was a selection of congratulations, mainly in verse - this is more accepted. But there was also one congratulation in prose. We will publish a few more here simple congratulations, this will definitely suit some people more. In addition, it is easier to dilute congratulations in prose and add something from yourself personally. And personal individual congratulations for a specific person is especially valued. Would you be pleased if the congratulations were exclusively for you, and not a standard unsubscribe? But remember, prose is not always better than a competent poem. It all depends on the situation.

    A wonderful time has come in which you can choose - relax or work. Or both together. I would like to wish you energy and enthusiasm. Wake up every day with the pleasure of being able to come up with something you like and having a lot of time for it. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement!

    I would like to sincerely congratulate you on your transition to retirement. I wish you to continue to be active and do important things, not to succumb to any illness and to constantly open a new calendar date with new goals, hopes and aspirations. I wish that your pension will be large, that life will always provide opportunities for frequent celebrations of the soul and real joys of the heart.

    We are terribly jealous, because you have been awarded a well-deserved honorary title, you will receive money for it, and you don’t need to do anything! Hooray! You still have a lot of strength, and perhaps more enthusiasm and desire to work than many young people. So don't stop, there is enough work for everyone. Don’t forget about rest and your health, in general, live better than you lived before, be happy, love life, make your loved ones and, of course, yourself happy!

    Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement, may this time be filled with joyful events, new hobbies and travel, communication with family and friends.

    Congratulations on your transition to retirement. May this important event add strength to life and prosperity, may you have more time to truly interesting things and hobbies, may every day be a wonderful holiday for you, filled with smiles from your family and surprises from loved ones.

    SMS

    Of course, it is better to contact the person personally and congratulate him. Even if you don't communicate with him much, he will be very surprised and pleased. But for those who do not have the opportunity to meet or just call, we offer a selection of short messages that can be sent by phone to SMS, WhatsUp, Viber, Telegram, Skype, VKontakte, Odnoklassniki, Facebook and other more interesting places where exactly your pensioner. It all fits.

    Your boss is no longer a decree,
    Monday doesn't annoy you
    Congratulations on your retirement!
    The golden time is coming:

    If you want, sleep, if you want, read
    Or you can just take a walk
    Whatever you want, choose
    We wish you to enjoy life!

    Much has already been achieved
    And this is not the limit at all!
    Although it’s time for retirement,
    But there is so much to do.

    Your experience is important to us in our work,
    We don't want to let you go.
    And on this day we will tell you together:
    “We value you very much!”

    We want to wish you
    Don't waste your time,
    Move more, communicate
    Yes, and take care of the dacha.

    Grandchildren won't let you get bored
    The children will visit.
    We think it's fun
    You will be retired!

    Today we see off
    For retirement loving
    And we are experiencing -
    What will we do without you?

    After all, you are our luminary,
    Our guru, our sensei.
    And there is no more in the department,
    The one who is wiser than everyone.

    And we wish together
    Don't lose your passion,
    You need to live life to the fullest
    And conquer the Urals.

    I want to say, you are great,
    It's not easy to work for so many years,
    But the pension is finally here
    It has arrived - you can enjoy it!

    May your well-deserved rest
    It brings only a sea of ​​positivity!
    May your income grow upward
    To live happily in retirement!

    Cool congratulations

    Attention! Such congratulations on retirement may not be suitable for everyone - after all, age, and you never know what a person’s perception is, maybe he is not a supporter of humorous statements. Please approach them with criticism: cool is not always good. At the very beginning of the article we indicated an interesting congratulation scene. It might suit you too.

    Retirement, it’s not scary at all, -
    This is a fashionable stage of life.
    Gives you new statuses -
    Grandparents are cooler than moms and dads.

    Let your grandchildren hang on you in clusters,
    And diseases will disappear like warts,
    All problems will not be serious,
    Days of relaxation and rest are coming!

    I want to congratulate you on your retirement!
    There are a lot of interesting things to discover:
    How to place the chess correctly on the field,
    How to change the status of a grandfather.

    You can create an account on Instagram,
    Like and frame young girls.
    Now live according to your own young program.
    IN retirement age still live and live!

    What’s in your pension, I ask,
    What can you afford for it?
    Okroshka with liver in a saucepan
    And half a loaf of bread, oh my!

    But retirement is not at all hopeless,
    It is given for thought.
    It's possible to relax on it
    And drink a “cup” of strong wine.

    In retirement you can visit your grandchildren,
    Hang yourself up and upside down
    Walk around pretending to be Bug Bear,
    Create whatever comes to your mind!

    Every age has its charms -
    Dentures will not be affected by caries.
    Glasses are now a necessary accessory,
    Not only fashionable - beloved!

    It's easier to be in trend as a lady with a dog,
    And don’t fly to the minibus like a driven nag.
    Meeting friends while doing makeup at home,
    And at work - darkness, a report in three volumes!

    And who said that retirement is the end of the road? -
    Create, dare, look forward with confidence.
    Keep your nose up and keep your thoughts open,
    Jog around your apartment!

    Once again, jokes may not always suit the situation. Be careful with them. Perhaps, if you all want to have a good laugh together, you should come up with some unique scene or even a quest for a future retiree.

    Postcards

    Mostly postcards in this category have muted tones. And they are usually given only to women. The main pleasant differences are: big size, flowers, nice words. By the way, by buying yourself the right postcard, you can easily avoid searching for a suitable congratulation. Unfortunately, reading a congratulation from a postcard is normal in our country (and in others as well). But our recommendation is to at least memorize the text a little and personalize it for the hero of the occasion.

    We are making a selection of several popular postcards in order to guide you when going to the store.


    There are these interesting “diplomas”:


    Or even medals and orders. For some cases this may come in handy.


    Toasts

    Another important attribute of seeing off your retirement is a feast. And you can’t come to a Russian feast without having prepared a beautiful toast that suits the situation in advance. In general, we choose toast for every taste and color.

    Just as after a long, hard day, full of worries, we need rest, so after a long, active work activity we need a pension. We need it to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, for which there was no time during work. So, good luck in your retirement and enjoy life!

    Today is full of excitement and anxiety, because we are seeing off a wonderful person, a high-class professional, on his well-deserved rest. We know that even in retirement you will not sit idle for a minute, because you are full of energy, strength and optimism! Therefore we hope that in free time From your vacation you will become a mentor to our youth and we will always be glad to see you. We sincerely wish you vigor for many, many years to come, family well-being, home comfort and warmth! Let your loved ones surround you with love and care and give you only joy!

    Freedom!!! So you have to shout on this day, from now on you don’t owe anything to anyone, you don’t have to get up when the bell rings, you don’t have to do what you don’t want to do. In a word, I wish you in retirement to fulfill those dreams that your work did not allow you to achieve.

    A new era is coming in your life - you are retiring! Honestly, we even envy you a little, because you will have a lot of free time for creativity, for activities with your grandchildren and just for real good rest! You can travel at any time of the year, discovering more and more new life horizons. We wish you good health, great personal happiness, good luck, the fulfillment of all your dreams and will always be glad to see you within the walls of our native enterprise!

    You are young at heart and look great! You are an example of professionalism, wisdom and optimism for many of us! You are a person, whom we sincerely respect and love! We are a little sad that you are retiring today, because now we will no longer be able to meet with you every day. But we hope that you will not forget our team, and your attention will be a good sign that our team lives and develops! And therefore, today, as we see you off to retirement, we do not part with you, but only say, “Goodbye.” We wish you a lot wonderful days, full of bright events, good news and interesting meetings. Good health to you!

    Poetry

    We will not put it in a special category - look at any category, any of them contains poems. Do you have a unique poem - write it in the comments, we will definitely post it here.

    That's all, we hope that the above wishes are enough for all occasions. But if you have a really worthy addition or request, feel free to write in the comments. We are trying to make life better for everyone. Thank you!

    Life with retirement, as they say, is just beginning. There are many years ahead that can be spent on what really matters. Congratulations on being recognized for all your achievements and on the fact that you will now be able to receive money simply for the fact that considerable work has been done in the past.

    It is very difficult for us to part with you,
    You were our support and stronghold.
    Without help and life advice,
    Without you, a month will be like a year.

    Even though the years are long, we still believe
    That old age cannot get to you.
    Let there be congratulations this evening,
    And the joy of warm dishes and words.

    Congratulations on the start of your well-deserved rest, may it be fruitful, interesting and active. We wish you new impressions, sincere communication with family and friends, educational travel and new hobbies.

    Let the snow lift up your temples,
    And the labor song is finished,
    But the fire of life is seething in you,
    Another job awaits.
    What peace, when there are grandchildren,
    We're tired of waiting for grandpa, guess
    And your golden hands
    At the dacha, they are also needed.
    Health, strength and luck,
    Good harvest to you,
    So that the bite is successful at dawn,
    And come visit us!

    There are plenty of things to do in retirement,
    We need to do it all,
    It's sweet to rest first
    And sit with my granddaughters.

    Enjoy your new right
    Don't be bored at work
    You did a great job
    Welcome retirement with confidence!

    From now on you are retired, which means
    It's time to take a break from work!
    I wish you every luck,
    Good health, so that you don’t get sick!

    Don't be bored at home, have fun:
    Fishing, books, chess, football!
    Enjoy a wonderful holiday,
    It’s not for nothing that you retired!

    You somehow immediately became poised
    And they began to look younger,
    Here are miracles in honest company!
    That, brothers, is what a pension can do!

    Not the weight of years, but a parachute of freedom
    You will feel behind your shoulders today,
    And let the years not bother you from now on,
    And you will feel the beauty of retirement yourself!

    Well, here it is, work,
    She will live on her own in the morning,
    I wanted something to go to the sea -
    So it's time to retire!

    Work is useful, but not too much,
    And get rid of things
    I would like to be a boy too
    Only there is another limit.

    The conclusion is serious,
    The holiday broke out by chance,
    First day of your retirement
    As expected, welcome!

    I wish you new hobbies,
    May serenity and peace
    Your minutes fill up
    Untainted by vanity,

    Retirement will give you freedom
    Free time to waste,
    You probably took a lot from life -
    I wish I could get more!

    Your age is quite respectable,
    And the advantages cannot be counted,
    And therefore, we foresee
    You can't sit on the sofa.

    Things are calling you everywhere,
    You can't just give them away...
    I won’t talk for a long time -
    Happy retirement, my dear!

    Your thoughts are full of experience,
    But the time has come
    It's time to retire
    And relieve yourself of the burden of work.

    Give your soul a rest,
    And don’t forget about the body either.
    Joy, good luck. Live with a dream.
    Buy a country house.

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