Riddles are far from a children's genre. In ancient times, they played an important role in human life. A logic riddle is a kind of test of rationality. If you guess right, you will go from fools to princes, you will receive a princess and half a kingdom, as usual, in addition! And today, at a matinee for a child and at a holiday for a parent, at any celebration, New Year's riddles will come to the fore.
We have something for every taste: serious and humorous, simple and complex, for children and adults, with and without answers. All of them are about the New Year 2019 and its symbol - the pig. Entertaining and instructive, with and without rhyme, a little sad and funny. Have fun with our creative riddles!
Riddles about the New Year (question and answer)
It's time to prepare a festive dinner. What is the first thing every housewife throws into the pan?
(Sight)
What kind of fashionista comes to every home and sits as a guest at the table?
She is dressed in a warm fur coat, a special dark red color.
(Herring under a fur coat)
How many boiled eggs Can I eat it on an empty stomach on the first of January?
(One egg, because the rest will not be eaten on an empty stomach)
The pig, a symbol of the coming year, is a kind, patient, intelligent creature. But the question is this: can she call herself an animal?
(No, because pigs can't talk)
About the symbol of 2019 – the pig
We honor the Pig in the New Year. Nobody remembers the old New Year anymore. The symbol of 2019 is also economic mother of many children, a plump, sleek pig in a yellow dress, and a slender, charming pig in a golden outfit, and a thrifty Piggy Bank Pig. Riddles about different pigs and piglets are waiting to meet you!It's funny and sad to the point of tears!
She didn't get a shiny one,
Iridescent icon.
She has a real one
Unchangeable patch.
It's just a pity: for him
Don't buy her anything.
(piggy)
Who in New Year drunk drunk?
Who grunted and got into the shower dressed?
You guessed right, not a pig,
And he looks like a pig (husband)!
But the riddle about the pig is not from the gastronomic side, but from the astronomical side.
I'm dressed in gold
I decorate every house.
I am the symbol of the year, friends!
Who am I? Right! (Pig!)
The guest who had been out for a walk asked the pig:
So tell me: Are you a smart pig?
Can you shine in a subtle conversation?
So how can I do this?
And the pig thought: what's the point?
You lie under the tree all night!
And the only one who listens to you
Deliciously baked (pig...)
Pink ears, slender hooves,
How can you not fall in love with such a pig?
Nature gave her an elegant piglet.
Here it is, a real, cool symbol of the year!
Funny with a trick (for adults)
When adults are alone at home, despite their age, they also like to play pranks. They arrange a banquet for themselves, come up with and solve riddles for the New Year. All sorts of tricky questions and puzzles are especially popular. They are suitable for both corporate and casual occasions. fun company. Jokes for good health! All our jokes are given out for free!
Question:“What is the most wonderful gift a woman dreams of receiving for the New Year? There's a hint! The length of the gift is 15cm, and its width is 7cm.” Guess your beloved's wish!
Answer: hundred dollar bill.
Someone was dancing on the table yesterday.
Someone filmed it and uploaded it to YouTube.
Someone slept through the New Year in Olivier.
Let's say “Thank you” for this (to the pig.)
Question: “Who is dressed the warmest in this room?”
Who is not afraid to freeze
At minus thirty to the bones?
Maybe a fox fur coat
Someone hid one of the guests?
Look at each other
And answer me now:
Where is this fur coat?
What is invisible to the eye?
(herring under a fur coat on the table)
Question:“Have you ever wondered why a snowman, like a real man, has a bucket on his head and not a hat?”
The answers might be: one can assume that such a headdress is very practical - it does not get wet, does not fly off in the wind, and suits a snowman. Or maybe it’s a family tradition, and the bucket is passed down from generation to generation. Of course, anything is possible!
But in reality it was like this...
One New Year's Eve, the wife asked her husband to take out the trash. Reluctantly, he looked up from the TV, which was showing an old funny comedy, got dressed and went out into the yard... Two weeks passed. On the night of the old New Year the doorbell rang. The wife opened it - an unshaven, lost husband stood on the threshold. He handed his wife an empty bucket. She appreciated the joke, took the bucket and with great pleasure put it on her beloved husband’s head... Like this unusual story for the whole family.
Why does this happen? Another funny poem:
If at night your doors
The animals opened it without a key,
They started eating salad with peas,
Brazenly demand potatoes
Slurp loudly and laugh,
Don't be reflected in mirrors,
And tap your hoof,
And I see a little double in my eyes,
Look in the calendar:
It's not winter yet!
Don't delay, come on
Call an ambulance!
New Year's riddles for children
Children believe in miracles! Not only children 3-4 years old and preschoolers, but also completely grown-up senior schoolchildren. They believe in a fairytale grandfather who will certainly come and give a miracle. Just like that, he will simply open the bag and give away the most valuable thing he has free of charge (that is, for nothing)! Let children's naive faith in miracles remain longer! The New Year lives in our mysteries. Each of them is not only fun entertainment with friends, but also a good lesson.
In verse:
The light bulbs are powered by the electric current itself.
(Garland)
Around the Christmas tree on New Year's Day
There is a round dance at school.
What is it, where are your friends?
I don't see anyone.
I notice that under the mask
The pig is smiling!
I'm glad to see my friends.
What is this? (Masquerade)
It melts quickly on your warm palm
Lacy little piece of ice.
It's a pity that there are no repetitions.
Each one is unique (snowflake.)
The dear ribbon lay spread out on the Christmas tree.
The lights flash in different colors.
They are connected by a miracle - wiring.
The light bulbs are powered by the electric current itself.
(Garland)
She is a beautiful queen.
Green and young
And on the top of my head it sparkles
Star of Bethlehem.
(Christmas tree)
Some from a fairy tale, some from a miracle
Came to us out of nowhere?
With a beard so fluffy
And with a childishly pure soul?
Who brought gifts?
Let's shout loudly: (Santa Claus!)
And when the guests arrive
And they will pour champagne,
Pull her by the ponytail -
There will be fireworks!
(Clapperboard)
What winter holiday are they talking about?
This holiday is friends with the Christmas tree,
Hanging the lights in a row,
He has a green needle
He embroiders her outfit.
Children are not given into your hands,
Repeat their rhyme.
Dads laugh festively
They make fallen snow.
Moms in the kitchen finish cutting
A bowl full of Olivier.
Answer me, who knows
What kind of holiday is it outside?
(New Year)
Look, whose footprints are in the snow?
The enemy will never understand them.
Confused, confused paths.
Even a wolf won't find him quickly.
(Hare)
But these are the tracks of a predator.
Run away to avoid trouble!
It's better not to joke with this beast
A hare can be swallowed right away.
(Wolf)
Someone was covering their tracks with their tail.
To prevent a hunter from entering the house
Predators of unprecedented beauty
Cunning Patrikeevna (fox.)
Who is sleeping in the den and doesn’t hear us?
That's right, guys, this is (Misha!)
Game "Cool". Finish the poem
Good luck and success await you,If you eat from the Christmas tree (nut.)
You will travel around the world,
If you take (candy) from the Christmas tree.
You will become incredibly smart.
If you can find (lemon.)
You will be able to study “excellently”
If you eat a jar (of mustard.)
Suddenly you will find sausage on the Christmas tree,
Don’t share with anyone, but eat (yourself!)
I hope your sense of humor is okay?
Did you like it funny riddles?
You can guess it very quickly.
This famous artist.
The news will show a film,
Even the President's address.
In the meantime, the chimes are striking,
He will show (holiday fireworks!)
The good old New Year is coming soon!
Father Frost and the Snow Maiden will come.
Guess what's in the wonderful bag
Will grandpa bring it this time?
And don’t just wrinkle your nose!
This is a rhetorical question!
Man has always been attracted to everything interesting and mysterious. In riddles collected drop by drop folk wisdom, salt of the earth. For many years she improved, honed rhymes, deepened the idea, polished like a diamond. How many riddles are there? How many Christmas tree toys or how many stars are there in the sky? There is a solution, but it is not given clearly. It's like printing the same picture and expecting a different result.
Try composing yourself! First, short riddles. Look for answers in poetry or prose. Try writing simple children's or cool adult ones for a quiz. This is a great exercise for the mind.
Comic riddles for the New Year 2019 (with answers) will help you in composing holiday program. We offer completely different riddles in this article. Some are ideal for adults, while others can be safely chosen for children's parties. Each riddle is thematic and is connected, if not with the Christmas and New Year holidays, then certainly with winter.
Riddles for the New Year 2019 (easy)
If this time of year is “winter,” what is in the center of it? (Letter M)
Quickly answer, which two months of the year end with the letter “T”? (March, August)
Let's imagine that we placed a saucepan on the edge of the table and closed it with a lid. The dishes are positioned so that two-thirds of them hang over the table. After some time the pan fell. The question is what was in the pan, and why it first stood and then fell. (Ice)
What does every student hear at the end of the lesson, especially before the New Year holidays, when you really want to go home? (letter "k")
The driver forgot his license at home. There was a one-way sign on the road, but the driver went in the opposite direction anyway. The policeman saw this, but did not leave the driver. Why did it happen so? (The driver walked)
A tricky question is how many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach. Not only on the morning of January 1st? (One, because the rest will no longer be on an empty stomach)
The truck was heading to the village, and four cars were driving towards it on the road. The question is easy: how many cars in total were going to the village? (One)
Before you put something in a pan, what do you throw in it? (Sight)
There were eight benches in the beautiful winter park. Three of them were painted and the question is how many benches are there in the park? (Eight)
There are 8 benches in the park. Three were painted. How many benches are there in the park? This New Year's riddle is good for children. In general, riddles for a children's program should be looked for among the easy ones. Challenging riddles We recommend saving it for adults. (8 benches)
What tree will a bird sit on during heavy rain? (On wet)
It takes Pasha ten minutes to get to school. How much time will he spend on the way to school if he goes with a friend? (Ten minutes)
Why is there a tongue in the mouth? (Behind the teeth)
You sit in the driver's seat, but your feet cannot reach the pedals, what should you do in such a situation? (Sit facing the steering wheel)
Ostrich – beautiful creature. Can he call himself a bird? (No, because the ostrich can’t talk)
Sober on our New Year's banquet remained... (Christmas tree)
There are different questions, but almost all can be answered with “yes” or “no”. What question cannot be answered “yes” unless you lie? (Are you sleeping now?)
The student was kicked out of class. For what? (out the door)
How many giraffes live in the Black Sea? (Zero, they don't swim or live in the sea)
Why can't robots feel fear? (Robots have nerves of steel)
The glass is empty, how many nuts are there in it? When drawing up a New Year's program
Don't forget to choose in advance, and other guests. (Zero)
What's one thing you can't do in space, even if you really want to? (Hang yourself)
This is not a rhinoceros, although we only see one horn. (This is a cow looking from around the corner)
He is in front of us, but we don’t see him? (Future)
It flies and rustles, but it's not rough. (Brother or sister of the roughneck)
What is the most popular and ancient way for people to be transported around the Earth? (On foot)
It was tomorrow, but then it will become yesterday. What is this? (Today)
Imagine six legs, two heads and one tail. Now tell me, what is this? (Rider on horseback)
Which hand should you use to stir tea or coffee? (It is better to stir the drink with a spoon)
Complex riddles for the New Year 2019 with answers
Snowman and Snowwoman - whose parents are they? Most likely, you will be told that the Snow Maidens. But the correct answer is Bigfoot.
Why does Santa Claus always have a red nose? Most likely, the answer will be that he drank a lot. In fact, because he just came from a Russian bath. After all, in Russia there is such a tradition: on December 31st you go to the bathhouse with friends.
Why does Santa Claus look like this? warm hands. Some may say that he is not real. But, in fact, because he took it on the chest (it is better to use it in men's company) or because he is affectionate (the answer is more suitable for female company).
Why does the Snowman wear a bucket on his head? They may say that this is a tradition, but he shouldn’t wear a headscarf. But the correct answer is that he went to take out the garbage on December 31st and returned home only in May.
Why does the Snowman always have a carrot instead of a nose? Everyone will exclaim that carrots are cheap and available in every home. In fact, it’s all because the Snowman constantly picked his nose as a child and was given to be raised by Papa Carlo.
The Snow Woman has two waists, why is she so lucky? Logic can come into play here: her body consists of three parts. In fact, everything is much simpler - it’s more convenient to hug.
Usually New Year's celebration follows the same scenario every year. everyone is having fun, playing competitions and games, singing New Year's songs and reciting poems. But sometimes you want to somehow diversify the holiday and give it new life. For example, ask your guests riddles for the New Year 2017. Comic riddles with answers have already been written by our authors. Read, guess and have an extraordinary New Year's Eve with your friends.
Riddles for adults in verse.
These riddles have a trick. And at first it seems that the answer lies on the surface and fits in rhyme. But you really need to think about it. Otherwise, you can say something that will make you laugh!
Hanging on the tree for beauty
New Year's... (panties balls)
Everyone is waiting for him impatiently,
And just in the midst of the fun,
Comes to visit us... (hangover Santa Claus)
They burn on the tree like matches,
Multi-colored... (garland eggs)
New Year is already coming
The rooster calls everyone to the table,
But he got tired very quickly,
Everyone shout... (kar-kar-kar-kar ku-ka-re-ku)
It’s like partisans under the tree,
Settled down... (cockroaches gifts)
All around the Christmas tree for an encore,
They ask you to dance... (striptease round dance)
Put the letters together
Say the word out loud:
The letters are p, z, d, a...
It turns out? (West)
Riddles in prose for logic, and for thinking:
1. There are people who believe in Santa Claus, and those who do not believe in Santa Claus. Is there another type of people, what? (answer: Santa Claus himself)
2. You went into the forest for a Christmas tree, how many times do you need to turn right so that you automatically turn left? (answer: turn right three times and then you turn left)
3. What is the name of the disease when you are afraid of Santa Claus? (answer: Clausophobia)
4. What ends faster than a vacation? (answer: only money for vacation)
5. What does the first half of a tangerine look like? (answer: the other half of a tangerine)
6. If you pick it up and squeeze it tightly, after a few seconds it will become very hard (answer: snowball)
7. Are we really looking forward to it today? (answer: tomorrow)
8. Come up with a word that consists of five letters and only contains the following letters: p, z, d, a (answer: west)
9. What's the difference between an elephant and a piano? (answer: you can lean against an elephant, but you can’t lean against a piano)
10. Is it true that a tiger was caught in a cage at the Congo Zoo? (answer: no, because all tigers are striped, not checkered)
Adults and children love happy holidays. But to prevent the party from turning into a boring eating of goodies, you need to make entertainment program. During the breaks between meals, guests will be able to take part in competitions and express themselves in funny games. But the main thing is cool riddles for the feast! After the outdoor games, invited friends and relatives will be happy to work their brains. After all, riddles are the best exercise for the mind.
Feast for the whole world
A family celebration is a grand event. You need to prepare carefully: think through the decor of the room, menu and entertainment program. Write down funny riddles for a feast with answers on a piece of paper. Prepare more tricky questions in case guests don’t want to take part in competitions. But no one will refuse to use their brains! You can combine riddles by topic: “animals”, “food”, “names”, “objects”. Or, conversely, ask them randomly in order to confuse the public.
Adult company
If there are adults and children at the table, you need to prepare tasks for both groups. The kids will also be happy to think about the answers. Start with easy questions and gradually make them more difficult. Here are some cool riddles for adults.
Grain that has passed through fire, copper pipes and water (moonshine).
Why doesn't Santa Claus have a Snow Maiden? (he will get home on his own, but someone must drag Santa Claus).
What do you call the shadow of horseradish leaves? (crap).
Why does a goat always have sad eyes? (because my husband is an asshole).
How to catch a tiger in a cage? (tiger stripes).
There is everything in a woman’s purse except... (order).
What is it in Russian? ("The Tale of Igor's Campaign").
Any company will appreciate such cool riddles for a feast!
Talent
Give your guests a real show! If you have excellent hearing and voice, you can sing riddles to the rhythm of ditties. Prepare Russian folk costume: sundress and kokoshnik or tie a scarf on your head. Appear in the room spectacularly, accompanied by music, hooting and screaming. Those invited will be absolutely delighted with such a spectacle! Cool riddles for adults, sung by you, will be immediately solved.
One egg will boil in three minutes. How long will it take to boil three eggs? (3 minutes).
One corner was sawn off from a large square table. How many corners does the table have now? (five).
Why do gorilla have such huge nostrils? (because her fingers are the same).
IN public place this woman first rubs around you and then demands money! Who is she? (conductor).
His hair doesn't get wet in the pouring rain! Who is this? (bald man).
Such cool riddles for a feast will be appropriate at any event.
Rhyme
Children also don't mind thinking about difficult questions. Prepare entertainment for them too. Be sure to purchase small prizes, because the kids will be waiting for encouragement. Stationery, sweets, small toys and souvenirs are good options. You can arrange a competition between two teams. Let the guys compete in ingenuity and intelligence. Cool riddles for a feast in verse will fit well into the program. They must be read slowly and clearly so that children can hear clearly.
So that your feet do not freeze in winter, so that you can run along the road,
Both adults and small children wear... (felt boots).
And dad will buy… (ugg boots) for his fashionable daughter and wife.
The postman brings to our house, not a book or an album,
He will tell us about everything that happened somewhere... (newspaper).
I'm ugly to look at, but not at all poisonous,
I look like a pincushion, I am forest and gray... (hedgehog).
My friend is a thread
We can sew everything in the world,
I am thin and sharp, my name is... (needle).
It doesn't taste like water
It is always white as snow,
Sold at the market, in bags and bottles! (milk).
In the courtyards here and there these beauties bloom,
Almost until the frost our eyes are pampered by... (rose)!
He is pot-bellied, tasty, smooth,
And it grows in every bed,
You can put it in a salad, you can pickle it in a barrel... (cucumber).
Both kids and older children will be able to solve such cool riddles for a feast in verse. Adults will definitely join in, because once you start giving the correct answers, it’s simply impossible to resist the excitement and not be the first to shout!
Developing intelligence
Riddles have a beneficial effect on people of any age. If during the entire evening the guest could not give a single correct answer, he will definitely think about it! It's never too late to develop intelligence. Read more books, spend time with your kids! Let them come up with tricky questions themselves and ask them to you. You can enter a new family tradition- an hour of riddles after dinner. This will benefit all family members. Write down funny riddles for the feast and delight your loved ones and friends with them. This way you can collect a “golden” collection that will have no analogues, and also earn a reputation as a good organizer.
Have bright holidays and have fun from the heart!
Good entertainment will be funny riddles with a trick for the New Year, for Birthdays, which children and adults love very much. New Year's funny riddles, jokes, anecdotes for adults will amuse any company.
You need to read the rhymes of the decoy riddle quickly, and you will see that both children and adults “automatically” (especially if the adults have already begun to accompany old year) give the wrong answer. Trick riddles are very useful for developing attention and intelligence. And it's also oh-so-fun.
Who is he, with a white beard, himself ruddy and gray,
He is better and kinder than everyone else! Did you guess it? -...
Santa Claus (not Barmaley)
* * * * *
Someone with a huge bag is walking through the forest...
Could it be the Ogre?
- No.
He comes on a winter evening to light candles on the Christmas tree.
He has a gray beard. Who is this?
(Father Frost)
* * * * *
For many, many, many years, Grandfather has been giving us gifts,
Gives a Christmas tree, congratulations. This festival - …
New Year (not Birthday)
* * * * *
Santa Claus came to us. He brought his young granddaughter.
Children are waiting for her gift - This girl is...
Snow Maiden (not Mermaid)
* * * * *
Stinging needles on an elegant...
(Christmas trees)
* * * * *
Here she is, a beauty. Everything is shimmering!
They brought it in from the cold. This is a tree - …
Christmas tree (not birch)
* * * * *
With grandpa rushing down the street in a sleigh...
(Snow Maiden)
* * * * *
Who is Santa Claus' helper? Who has a carrot instead of a nose?
Who is all white, clean, fresh? Who is made of snow? -...
Snowman (not goblin)
* * * * *
Come to our ball! So that no one recognizes you,
Let your mothers sew you carnival ones...
suits (not pajamas)
* * * * *
Dressed all in white, he approaches us...
winter (not summer)
* * * * *
At night he looks into us from every window...
moon (not sun)
* * * * *
He is long-eared and cross-eyed. You will recognize him immediately.
He knows a lot about carrots. Who it? Certainly…
hare (not wolf)
* * * * *
Who likes to run around on branches?
Of course, red...
squirrel (not fox)
* * * * *
We warmly welcome all guests:
Let's feed them freshly ground...
coffee (not tea)
* * * * *
He walked through the forest boldly, but the fox ate the hero.
The poor thing sang goodbye. His name was...
Kolobok (not Cheburashka)
* * * * *
And beautiful and sweet, but very small!
Slender figure. And the name is...
Thumbelina (not Snow Maiden)
* * * * *
Even the little one knows that Matroskin is...
cat (not mouse)
* * * * *
In Prostokvashino he lived,
The dog is intelligent...
Ball (not Artemon)
* * * * *
He is a big naughty man and a comedian. He has a house on the roof.
A braggart and an arrogant person. And his name is...
Carlson (not Dunno)
* * * * *
I get up early in the morning. I'll give everyone milk.
I chew grass across the river. What's my name? ...
cow (not sheep))
* * * * *
Lived in a bottle for hundreds of years, nfinally saw the light,
He has grown a beard, This kind...
old man Hottabych (not Santa Claus)
* * * * *
WITH blue hair and huge eyes,
This doll is an actress. And her name is...
Malvina (not Alice)
* * * * *
There are four lions under the tree. One left, only one left...
three (not two)
* * * * *
I found five berries in the grass. And I ate one, left...
four (not two)
* * * * *
The mouse counts the holes in the cheese: Three plus two - that's all...
five (not four)
* * * * *
dog (not owl)
* * * * *
Birthday is around the corner - we baked...
cake (not sausage)
* * * * *
Dad tells us in a deep voice: “I love candy with...
(not with meat, but with nuts or jam)
* * * * *
Both capricious and stubborn, in kindergarten doesn't want...
(not mother, but daughter)
* * * * *
He always wears rompers and sleeps in the garden with a pacifier...
(not grandfather, but brother)
* * * * *
They always love to sew dresses and pants for dolls...
(not boys, but girls)
* * * * *
Mothers take their children for vaccinations and injections to...
(not to schools, but to the clinic)
* * * * *
If you sleep in class, you will get an answer...
(not five, but two)
* * * * *
Yulia’s mother asked her to pour some tea into her...
(not a pan, but a cup)
* * * * *
I was able to pick up a pair of mittens for...
(not for legs, but for arms)
* * * * *
Both in Voronezh and Tula, children sleep on...
(not on a chair, but on a bed)
* * * * *
The frost is crackling in the yard - You put your hat on...
(not on the nose, but on the head)
* * * * *
Lada is all wheezing and sneezing. Ate a lot...
(not chocolate, but ice cream)
* * * * *
I wanted to paint myself with blue varnish...
(not the body, but the nails)
* * * * *
Petina is probably two hundred years old...
(not to the bride, but to the turtle)
* * * * *
Only the fearless enter the class for first-graders...
(not a diver, but a teacher)
* * * * *
There is no point in this whole argument - just cut the fabric...
(not an ax, but scissors)
* * * * *
The coldest place in our house is...
(not a stove, but a refrigerator)
* * * * *
He is a reliable guard, the door cannot be without...
(not without a tap, but without a lock)
* * * * *
To iron a T-shirt, panties, mom plugs it in...
(not a watch, but an iron)
* * * * *
They bought it for my little sisters for the summer...
(not felt boots, but sandals)
* * * * *
Hockey players can be heard crying, the goalkeeper let them through...
(not a ball, but a puck)
* * * * *
Old women go to the market to buy themselves...
(not toys, but products)
* * * * *
Irinka and Oksanka have three-wheelers...
(not sleds, but bicycles)
* * * * *
The alphabet was easy to remember. Number one letter...
(not O, but A)
* * * * *
The bunny went out for a walk, the bunny’s paws were straight...
(not five, but four)
* * * * *
The teacher told Ira that two is more than...
(not four, but one)
* * * * *
Look at the bird. The bird's legs are straight...
(not three, but two)
* * * * *
Horseshoes click loudly on the hooves of...
(not cows, but horses)
* * * * *
Friend of animals and friend of children, the good doctor...
Aibolit (not Barmaley)
* * * * *
The dear, kind one crows in his sleep...
cockerel (not piglet)
* * * * *
As soon as the daylight went out, it faded into the darkness...
eagle owl (not rooster)
* * * * *
Tick-tweet! Tick-tweet! Who raised a cheerful cry?
Don't scare this bird! Got noisy...
sparrow (not parrot)
* * * * *
I bark and bite. I am guarding your house.
I always keep my eyes wide open. What's my name? ...
dog (not owl)
* * * * *
From the palm tree down, onto the palm tree again deftly jumps...
monkey (not cow)
* * * * *
A simple question for kids. Who is the cat afraid of?...
dogs (not mice)
* * * * *
The tail is like a fan, there is a crown on the head.
There is no bird more beautiful than...
peacock (not crow)
* * * * *
A clubfoot passed by the hive...
bear (not crocodile)
* * * * *
Who's chewing a pine cone on a branch? Well, of course it is...
squirrel (not bear)
* * * * *
In the thicket, with his head raised, he howls with hunger...
wolf (not giraffe)
* * * * *
Kva-kva-kva - what a song! What could be more interesting
What could be more fun? And he sings to you...
little frog (not nightingale)
* * * * *
Run to the shore quickly! A toothy one swims...
crocodile (not parrot)
* * * * *
Who speaks all languages?
(Echo)
* * * * *
What can you see with your eyes closed?
(Dream)
* * * * *
You are sitting on an airplane, in front of you is a horse, behind you is a car. Where are you at?
(On the carousel)
* * * * *
NEW YEAR'S FUN RIDDLES, JOKES, JOKES FOR ADULTS
How can you live like a human being?
if every year is the year of some kind... of cattle!!!
* * * * *
New Year is a new hope to change your life for the better,
without doing anything for it.
* * * * *
Let's drink to Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
As long as I can remember, they don’t get sick, don’t grow old, and there’s always money for gifts!
* * * * *
The grandfather is standing, wearing only a fur coat. They say it doesn't exist
But in reality - who knows?
(Father Frost)
* * * * *
Grandfather came for lunch, no one wanted him! They called me for dinner!
(Santa Claus got mixed up)
* * * * *
How could this happen -
Is the New Year knocking on our door?
(bell broke)
* * * * *
Good Grandfather Frost, beard made of cotton wool.
Give everyone in the Kremlin and the Duma the same salaries as ours!!!
* * * * *
On New Year's Day everything comes true, even things that cannot come true at other times!
* * * * *
Every adult really looks forward to this miracle on New Year's Day.
And he hopes that the director will bring it soon!
(bonus)
* * * * *
Baba is almost forty years old, but she jumps around like a fool.
- Give the correct answer. - Who is she?
(Snow Maiden)
* * * * *
What was jumping, galloping at the festive banquet,
And just before the clock struck, it fell under the Christmas tree!
(Father Frost)
* * * * *
Good Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard,
I’ll buy everything for myself, increase my salary!
* * * * *
This year I will write a letter to the Snow Maiden...
She, as a woman, must understand me!
* * * * *
It’s not a gun, but it shoots; it’s not a snake, but it hisses. Not vodka, but...
(champagne!)
* * * * *
Shoots, not champagne. It's the police who twist it, not the police.
(radiculitis)
* * * * *
It nourishes in the fall, warms in the winter, cheers in the spring, cools in the summer.
(vodka)
* * * * *
She stands pale, full to the brim. Whoever loves her, she destroys him.
(a bottle of vodka)
* * * * *
Prickly, odorous, brought in from the cold. What's happened?
(dad)
* * * * *
If you wake up early in the morning after a feast,
Found under it... congratulations, you are a gift!
* * * * *
If the firecrackers clap, the little animals are visiting you,
If a kind gnome brought a Christmas tree to your glorious house,
The next one will quite possibly be in the house...
(emergency)
* * * * *
First there was fire, and then water and copper pipes. What is this?
(moonshine.)
* * * * *
Adults and children know. That sober, at a banquet,
All that remains is the festive...
(Christmas tree)
* * * * *
What quality of a Christmas tree makes it similar to every real woman?
(desire to dress up)
* * * * *
Your Santa Claus is not real... He's kind of sober.
* * * * *
Why does Santa Claus deliver gifts alone, and Father Frost with the Snow Maiden?
Peculiarities national character. Santa Claus will get home by himself after the New Year, but someone must drag Father Frost.
* * * * *
The Old New Year is not a holiday.
This is a control shot to the liver!
* * * * *
I woke up at 19 o'clock in the morning...I immediately made the discovery of the century.
And only half an hour later - the discovery of the second century...
* * * * *
Hello Dedushka Moroz. Here's the thing...
Okay, I brought the bag, I need to hide the body...
* * * * *
Needle in an egg. The egg is in the duck. Yes, we had a fun New Year at the surgery!
* * * * *
She’s always dressed for winter, but she doesn’t care about that.
(Herring under a Fur Coat)
* * * * *
We poured oil over it, served it under a lush fur coat,
It’s really not a snack, but an ordinary find...
(herring)
* * * * *
He is the main guest at the entire table in every Russian family!
Are you tired already, monsieur? Relax in...
(Olivie)
* * * * *
Who goes where, according to their briefcases of food.
(corporate party finale)
* * * * *
What is the most popular paper size?
(roll 54 meters)
* * * * *
For some, a sauna and backgammon, and for others, Chinese firecrackers.
(social inequality)
* * * * *
No arms, no legs, reacts to electric current.
(garland)
* * * * *
What a miracle? What kind of miracle? Smoke and noise from everywhere.
The roof of the house was torn off. Mom fainted.
Suddenly the New Year's Eve flies beautifully up...
(fireworks)
* * * * *
The Barbie doll is “resting”, she’s not on his scale,
After all, for a long time he has been sighing for something else - for the snow woman.
(snowman)
* * * * *
If you mash it a little, it will become hard, like a potato.
(snowball)
* * * * *
The cloud tried, a heap piled up.
(snowdrift)
* * * * *
Out of the blue, but not snow!
(brick)
* * * * *
The most important, most necessary guest for the New Year in the family.
He entertains as best he can and doesn’t ask for Olivier.
(TV)
* * * * *
How to make a man go crazy in bed?
(take the TV remote control)
* * * * *
He controls me at night; we haven’t slept for a long time.
He loves to do everything with light, and is called...
(Internet)
* * * * *
We are daring guys, we love sex holes
(cockroaches)
* * * * *
What does 90/60/90 mean?
(speed with traffic cop)
* * * * *
Which wheel does not spin when making a right turn?
(spare)
* * * * *
What's on a woman's body?
On the Jew's mind
Used in hockey
And on the chessboard?
(combination)
* * * * *
Earrings for suckers.
(noodles)
* * * * *
A pear is hanging - it’s scary to eat. Why?
(boxers will punch you in the face)
* * * * *
The husband argues with his wife for a long time. Completely exhausted, he says:
- Okay, in honor of the New Year, let it be your way...
- Late! I've already changed my mind!
* * * * *
She: – Who will you dress for the New Year?
