• Funny birthday greetings for men. Funny birthday greetings for a man

    14.08.2019

    Everything is super good!

    Man! Man! Long live the man!

    Be a real man:
    Feel free to knock back your glass,
    Scatter socks around the house.
    The occasion is important - Men's Day.

    A soft sofa for you,
    Delicious fish and beer,
    An affectionate friend in life
    And a tight wallet. ©

    Prepare yourself for the morning
    You're pickle and aspirin.
    The evening will be shocking -
    Celebrating Men's Day.

    I wish you today
    More joys of men:
    Hang out in the garage, in the bathhouse,
    Chat for three. ©

    Today you are covered in chocolate,
    After all, you were born a man.
    And, therefore, in this situation
    Today is your holiday, hurray!

    In the world it is called Men's Day,
    Today, keep the women in line,
    But you will have to return the favor -
    March 8... or be in trouble!

    Gentleman and sultry macho -
    There are too many of your faces to count.
    Congratulations, seducer,
    Happy Men's Day to you today.

    Let the ladies sigh languidly,
    Losing my mind in front of you,
    But let there be only one
    Queen of your thoughts. ©

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    My friend, happy holiday to you,
    Happy World Men's Day!
    To be born a man is fate,
    And continue to be it!

    Don’t whine, endure, “plow”, forgive,
    Take care, love and protect!
    Man you are one hundred percent
    I appreciate you for this!

    On Men's Day I wish you
    Life is stormy, like football,
    So that you are always only at nine
    Scored the winning goal.

    Let the team be friendly
    Let him not let you down
    It won’t show in a difficult moment
    Card for you, judge.

    React to problems
    Only with enviable speed.
    May fate give you the opportunity
    Kick a free kick with ease. ©


    Cool congratulations

    It's not for nothing that you're called a man,
    No wonder he was born a woman!
    Let the house be full,
    I wish you to achieve everything!

    Get married, live, raise children
    For the benefit of new generations,
    More loyal friends
    Less worries in life!

    “Hanging out for no reason” -
    It's fun and cool.
    But today is Men's Day
    Not the reason! - someone will say.
    How so? After all, you, dear,
    Deserved for this holiday -
    You are a man, dear,
    A strong, reverent romantic.
    May it always be in your destiny
    There will be happiness and good luck.
    And to give love to you -
    This is my task!

    Be a tank in your aspirations,
    The most powerful of machines,
    Move through the thorns to the goal
    I wish on men's day.

    Be a sports car in love,
    The roof was completely blown off.
    But make sure that in this race
    Suddenly it didn’t skid into the ditch.

    Be representative in business
    Like a luxurious Mercedes
    To make your opponent feel
    Your undeniable advantage. ©

    I promise a night of orgasms

    Today is your holiday, man!
    So beloved and dear -
    My other half
    I am very happy with you!

    And this time world holiday,
    What is called Men's Day in the world,
    I promise a night of orgasms
    Save up, my love, strength within yourself!

    Voice greetings on Men's Day

    The General congratulates you on World Day

    Today is the holiday of men and I congratulate you on it!

    Real and specific congratulations

    After all, a sign, although it highlights -
    Such an insignificant little thing...
    That’s not what defines a man,
    What formed between his legs.

    And how many decorations are there in this world,
    Walking like old children,
    Still unable to make decisions,
    Fulfill them... and be responsible for them.

    Congratulations on today's date
    Monsieur, not Madame,
    After all, on this day once
    Adam was sculpted.

    From first-class clay,
    Almost like a pot.
    In some places it came out long,
    Which is very good.

    It's short in places
    In some places - nose and eyebrow.
    More and more vodka inside
    And only in places - blood!

    Yes, you are imperfect!
    God created him not as a woman, but as a man!
    And I’ll be completely honest:
    He couldn’t imagine a more pitiful creature...

    Self-centered, callous and thick-skinned,
    Stubborn as donkeys and scoundrels,
    With a saggy belly and a swollen mug:
    Here is your portrait, males!

    With a figure and face a little more beautiful than a monkey,
    Honoring yourself as the crown of creation,
    Do you want all the ladies to fall at your feet?
    Madly adoring and blindly loving you.

    And yet... with your ears hanging and your mouths open,
    We accept your promises and flattery,
    Reluctantly, abandoning my dreams,
    We love you just the way you are...

    "When the water of the flood"
    Touched the unbridled peaks,
    People emerged from the ocean
    And the women fell in love with the men.

    Men of the world, listen to the call,
    Spend your energy on creation,
    Rid the world of grief and suffering,
    Fulfill your calling for everyone!

    We wish you happiness and goodness,
    And courage and wise decision,
    Hercules health and love,
    Spiritual strength and miracle enlightenment!

    We should compare men with a crazy element -
    The unpredictability of their actions is so difficult to describe!
    Others, no different in intelligence, decide everything by force,
    Another runs away as soon as one speaks about the family.

    And the third is a lump, a slacker, a couch potato, a boor.
    Fourth - Sissy and a whiner, a sycophant.
    And the next one is just a ladies' man and conqueror of ladies,
    And together, girls, we will all fight back against this!

    And these apt and very accurate comparisons
    We can go on and on and on...
    They contain emotions, feelings, and doubts, -
    But we can’t escape from men anywhere!

    And no matter how the relationship turns out in life,
    We will not stop putting them on a pedestal.
    They are dear to us in any way, that's without a doubt.
    Without you, dear men, the world would become sadder!

    Let everything be as it should be.
    More happiness and love.
    Fortune's face, not her back
    Meets you on the way.
    So that all doors open,
    Opportunities are a dime a dozen!
    So that problems do not occur.
    We will definitely defeat them.
    So that the young ladies smile more often,
    And you could smile back at them.
    So as not to quarrel with your health...
    And so that the pot cooks properly.

    Today the world has become a little brighter,
    After all, on this day you saw its light.
    Since then you lived and made people happy,
    And the world did not offend you in return.
    More joy and cute little things
    On your holiday I want to wish you,
    So that the narrow circle of friends expands,
    Troubles were washed away just by smelling you.
    So that your hands would be warmed by the tail of fortune,
    And your stomach is five-star cognac,
    So that woman's love caressed the strings of the soul.
    Good health - this is not a trifle.
    I also wish you honestly, without deception,
    So that a golden stream flows into your hands.
    And you never touched the bottom of your pocket,
    And he suddenly smiled at these lines.

    You are brutal and smart,
    How beautiful Apollo is.
    Only he's not so handsome
    And I wasn't that happy.
    You have become an example in everything
    And I’m not the least bit tired
    After all, patience and attention,
    Well, also understanding,
    There is so much in no one else,
    Even in near and dear ones.
    I wish you happiness
    And protection from bad weather,
    Laugh like this for a long time
    And smile more often.

    Happy birthday,
    I wish you happiness, joy,
    Sea of ​​beer, rivers of vodka,
    And where would we be without herring?
    Be happy
    Forget about sadness!
    Take good luck with you on your journey,
    And a harem of girls to boot!
    A new page in life
    May it be preserved forever!

    I wish you on your birthday
    A crowd of friends for the mood,
    Sultry mulatto, kebab,
    And a “Versace” jacket.
    Choose what you want,
    Don’t let doubts enter your soul.
    You don't need a reason for happiness.
    Remember, you are always a man!

    We wish you a pleasant work,
    We wish you to rest on Saturdays,
    We wish to have both a salary and a bonus.
    In bed, the wife should appreciate her skills.
    We wish you never to give up,
    Make more jokes and avoid dealing with sadness.
    After all, you are the best, believe me, without a doubt.
    With love we will say to you: “Happy Birthday”!

    We always wish you
    Live life to the fullest and then
    We'll have to deal with it again
    It's your birthday again.
    And not once, and not twice,
    Three hundred times! However, it doesn’t matter
    With a man like you
    We don't even need flowers.
    You are a man one hundred percent
    And you don’t regret compliments,
    Now we will take revenge on you
    And give congratulations:
    Always be strong and beautiful,
    Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer,
    Eat pork, not carrots,
    So that there is strength for love...
    Well, for life like this
    We wish it to flow like a river
    Health, strength and luck,
    And only this way, no other way!

    Today I want to wish -
    Through life, so as not to lose heart.
    Armani wallet
    Well, the stock is full of money.
    The wife is a beautiful craftswoman,
    Well, there’s a tigress in bed.
    Smart and obedient children,
    In the closet there are all the most necessary things.
    So that work would be a joy,
    Well, the neighbor didn’t do anything nasty.
    So that the mother-in-law is loving,
    And she only called “you”.
    Whatever the Range Rover is in the garage,
    And forget about the problems.
    Love, health, respect,
    Happy birthday to you!

    I wish you good spirits,
    Success in business,
    Smiles from ear to ear,
    Large amounts in accounts.
    Health, energy, good luck,
    Have a good mood,
    The wallet is thick to boot,
    And many achievements.
    A new apartment in the capital,
    A car, and maybe a wife.
    And a small villa abroad,
    God grant that it’s not just one.

    Business trips to the Maldives,
    And for the salary - a suitcase.
    Luck to grab by the mane,
    And my mother-in-law is on holiday in Magadan.
    Good health, steel,
    Care as warm as sand
    So that in life you always keep up,
    And in the house of happiness there is an island.

    Cool congratulations to a man on his birthday

    Happy birthday!
    Boy, you're already big.
    I don’t know what to wish for you...
    Always be yourself!
    Everyone wishes you happiness
    Long life and not to get sick,
    They avoided bad weather.
    You are handsome - keep it up!
    I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
    The suitcase comes with some extra money.
    Be patient a little longer
    You'll buy an island soon.

    I wish you a beautiful life:
    Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
    Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
    On full blast live!
    And so that the wife is obedient,
    TO mink coats indifferent,
    To feed you deliciously,
    So that she is skillful in bed!
    In general, more all sorts of benefits,
    What is in your men's dreams!

    Happy birthday to an excellent man. I wish you a happy
    sparkle in the eyes, great strength in the hands, real dignity in
    pants, great wealth in personal accounts, lack of noodles on the ears
    and the bright world of fantasy in dreams.

    I wish you success
    More joy and laughter
    Good friends, not grabbers,
    And there are more than two Mercedes.
    To buy a dacha overseas,
    I have accumulated bank accounts,
    So that everything works out everywhere,
    But the mood did not end.
    Enthusiasm - without limits.
    Ideas of good, new faces.
    May you be a hammer in everything.
    And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!

    Let it be in your hut
    There's money and girls
    And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
    Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
    And let at your porch
    Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
    Love, reliability and peace,
    And happiness follows you.
    In luck - eternal unlimited,
    In bed - personal Aibolit,
    In a career - growth to the skies,
    Let there be progress in everything.
    Well, a little more will,
    A little sugar without salt,
    A little serious personal matters,
    So that chaos does not happen.

    Such a prominent man
    I want to wish you victories
    May you be in all your glory and strength
    He lived for decades more.
    I want to wish you success
    I want to wish love
    To have reasons to laugh,
    Don't let your finances fail you.
    So that in this swamp of life
    There was a reliable island.
    And so, as they say in the navy,
    Caught a fair breeze!

    Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
    And moderately “accept”!
    In the bullpen, prison, hospital
    Never hit.
    Keep your mind clear and sober,
    The heart is burning fieryly.
    Prostatitis, enuresis
    You'll never know.
    So that your nerves are steel,
    So that I can achieve everything.
    To dollars and euros
    Didn't fit in the wallet.
    In the Maldives and Hawaii
    Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
    I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
    Let everything come true in due time!

    You were born, and it doesn't matter
    How many years ago?
    On this day I wish
    May there always be harmony in the family!
    So that your wife meets you at home
    In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
    And the children's loud laughter
    Made everyday life more fun.
    So that friends with a keg of beer
    We came sometimes
    And today, on my birthday,
    And with a bottle of cognac!

    On a man's birthday
    Somehow it’s common to wish
    Build a house, make a son
    And plant trees.
    This is all important, of course:
    And the heirs and the forest,
    And the cottage is multi-storey...
    Better with a sauna... Or without.
    The main thing is that in this house,
    Just step over the threshold,
    The heart was filled with light,
    There were no quarrels or squabbles.
    To make children happy.
    And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
    Be, dear, in the world
    All the happiest men!

    Let any peak conquer,
    Let the car in the garage be updated,
    There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
    Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.
    The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
    Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
    Fortune keeps pace with you.
    Health and strength - for years to come!

    Happy birthday
    And we wish you good health.
    And in addition to you -
    A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,
    Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
    Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
    Let them find their home
    In your refrigerator.
    At work - only success,
    More laughter in your life.
    More bright, bright days.
    Don't forget your family and friends.

    Funny birthday greetings for a man

    I wish you on your birthday
    More money, – where would we be without them? –
    At work, so that you are appreciated,
    The standard of all male virtues!

    To have shades in bed
    Well, at least one hundred and fifty,
    So that the wife remains a coquette
    And there was a whole squad of kids!

    You are a real man
    Not an Uzbek and not a Tajik.
    Smart, strong, groovy!
    It will be your birthday
    We will celebrate it together!
    And appetizers and wine, -
    That's how it is with us!
    Accept congratulations,
    And come on, pour it!
    Happy Birthday
    I love you, my dear!
    And with all my heart I wish,

    May you be healthy, dear.
    Let it come true in life
    The meaning of your dreams and you
    You won't lack a sense of humor

    And generous kindness.
    And I also wish you
    Just so you know for sure
    Unlearn in moderation, I understand,

    Play computer games, bye!
    I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
    Happy Birthday!
    I sincerely wish

    May you be loved by everyone.
    So that you always wear fashionable clothes,
    And he didn’t have affairs with other women.
    I lived so that you would not show off,

    And I loved it like the first time.
    I also wish you courage when choosing your fate,
    So that together you and I can do a lot more.
    Let your friends and enemies envy you.

    Please call me more often.
    You are a man anywhere,
    You are never sad!
    All the girls are screaming
    And their knees are shaking,
    If you're walking next to me,
    You are so good brother!
    Happy Birthday, brother!
    Wait a little longer
    Now the girls are coming
    And you will be congratulated here!
    Always in your pocket so that it rings,
    So that he can skillfully seduce girls,
    So that the car does not break down,
    The wife smiled more often,
    So that the mother-in-law does not come to visit,
    But she still gave money -
    We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!
    It's your birthday, dance!
    What we wish for you
    It will come true, we know it!
    To wake up early in the morning
    Not on an old sofa,
    And in luxurious rooms,
    On the Caribbean islands,
    There is wine on the table
    There are plenty of plastic cards,
    And on each - a million!
    And so that this is not a dream. Happy birthday!
    Congratulations!
    We wish that you
    All dreams come true:
    To live in a big apartment,
    So that the telly is in the toilet,
    And went through all channels

    Exclusively football!

    On a man's birthday
    Well, hockey so sometimes
    The rest is nonsense!
    Cool poems for a man's birthday
    What can you wish for?
    First things first, of course Be healthy, prosper..
    Secondly, I think it is necessary
    wish
    long love
    Thirdly, so as not to become impoverished
    The spirit and strength would be yours.
    Well, to complement everyone

    This little poem
    I wish you wealth
    There is a big influx of money into the house!
    Happy birthday
    And with all my heart I wish
    A pack of greens in your pocket
    And a dolphin in her bath.
    A girl... But so that she loves
    And she hit me in the face less often.
    To be as healthy as a bull
    And he loved his friends.
    Happiness, joy, good luck

    And luck to boot.
    I wish you a lot more...
    Let me just say: “Congratulations!”
    Let happiness stick to you,
    So that you can shoe a flea
    And keep in check so that luck.
    Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
    And health, it means a lot.

    I wish you a lot of money
    Good luck without fail,
    Be smart like a genius
    Health, wonderful days!
    Cloudless sky
    Smiles and fun,
    Be rich and generous.
    And royal luck!
    Let your dreams come true
    Life will be lived for future use.
    And it will be under your feet
    Only golden sand!

    Why does a man need a birthday?
    I posed the question like this.
    After all, women do get old...
    What is the demand from us over the years?
    And we are like expensive wines,
    It gets stronger and tastier over the years.
    So rejoice now, man,
    You have become more valuable for another year.

    This is not the time to think about wrinkles
    On the day of birth
    A magnificent man
    There are none like them in the world today.
    Less disappointments
    Always be young at heart
    And so that the trees of wishes
    They bore real fruit.
    More reasons to laugh
    No matter what insidious fate brings.
    So that from you as long as possible
    The sand hasn't fallen yet.

    A man doesn’t need much to be happy:
    So that the wife is happy with the dress and lipstick,
    So that children can run around in a spacious house,
    A couple of million dollars to be on the book.
    So as not to know how to ride a bus,
    And when visiting, show off your vacation on the globe.
    So that the inner voice is always calm,
    Not a single hair fell off his head.
    And let everything that is listed above
    He will always be nearby, and not just mentally.
    Always know the answer by heart:
    I have order! I'm ok"!

    Let's imagine that mother nature
    I decided to congratulate you.
    We wish you to be an eagle,
    So that under your big wing
    Your family lived in love,
    And friends came to your house.
    We also want to become an elephant,
    And never know your enemies.
    After all, the elephant is the strongest in the world,
    Even children know about this.
    Being a turtle is also a blessing
    After all, courage is not always needed,
    We still need some measure,
    The turtle has it.
    Be a brave tiger, a strong bison,
    Like an old owl very wise
    And as homely as a woodchuck.
    We'll end our congratulations here.

    We congratulate you personally,
    Let everything be fine:
    Home is a cozy corner,
    The dacha is a complete mess,
    The car is a black Mercedes,
    Brighter sex, less stress.
    So that friends don't forget,
    Visited more often with beer,
    And the wife wouldn't grumble,
    She greeted them with a smile.
    A lot of great years live,
    Don't get bored and don't bother.
    Be healthy, little man,
    Have a strong spine!

    You're like a bunny from a magazine
    “Playboy” is what people call him.
    I wish the carrots don’t wilt,
    To have a cabbage garden.
    So that the female sex circles nearby,
    Bees flocking to the flowers.
    So that passions burn brightly
    The burns left a trail.
    May your little hare appreciate
    That happiness that is given by fate.
    Lest I inadvertently forget:
    Her man is a playboy.
    Live and enjoy nature
    Letting happiness come to the door.
    Be resilient in any weather,
    Then everything in life will be “OK”!

    Happy birthday to the man, funny and vulgar

    Birthday boy, happy birthday!
    Smile from ear to ear
    After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
    The room is full of guests.
    Everyone around you wishes
    Dreams come true.
    Let reality coincide
    With what you want.
    Well, the main thing is health
    An endless resource
    So that you don't remember him,
    Choosing a life course.
    Be happy and lucky
    With a strong rear behind your back.
    It is important! Very important
    To those who are next to you!

    What does a man need to be completely happy?
    A beautiful lady by your side forever,
    An expensive watch on my left wrist.
    And so that there is food in the freezer.
    There won't be any room in your wallet yet.
    And so that the bed will shake from love.
    So that his family’s house would not be crowded -
    That's what I want to wish from the bottom of my heart!

    Happy birthday, tough nut and flawless handsome man. Wish,
    so that male dignity never fails, so that female
    society has always loved you, so that your mood is cool, so that
    your muse gave you inspiration.

    Today, on your birthday,
    I want to sincerely wish
    Love, health, respect,
    Burn with fire and don't get burned!
    Always strive for success in business
    Be brave, resourceful and truthful.
    May you have in your beautiful body
    The spirit will be glorious and beautiful.
    So that gold fish happiness
    You got hooked
    So that you often hear from her:
    “Come to me, my little man.”

    I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
    From strong coffee and delicious cupcakes!
    And let there be full vigor and strength,
    And may a wave of happiness cover you!
    So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
    I always went out for a beer with friends.
    And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
    Once a year, let her come!
    Let your employees respect you,
    Let all your affairs be decided for you.
    All goals are easy to always achieve,
    Your income increased every day!

    I want to wish a cool man
    So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
    So that money can be found both night and day,
    To be a king in his kingdom.
    I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
    You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
    Birthday wishes flow
    Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!

    A foreign currency account in a Swiss bank,
    A house in the Maldives, and a cozy one.
    So that everything in life is as it should be,
    The sea wave washed away all the troubles.
    May your health not fail you,
    The years did not rush by like moments.
    May all the seas be knee-deep...
    And happy birthday, old man!

    Happy birthday
    And I wish you to be happy!
    So that money flows like a river,
    Covering your head.
    Be like a hare, very nimble.
    Like Kaa the boa constrictor, be wise.
    Be strong like a bear...
    Mind you, don’t cry at your loved ones!
    Just always be healthy
    And let it be strong every month
    Salary increases
    And always live richly.

    On a wonderful birthday holiday
    What can a man wish for?
    Success, joy, luck,
    A BMW X5 car.
    Let the fun flow like a river,
    There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
    And at night to sleep with you
    Model with bust “number 5”.
    In the morning to leave the bungalow
    To the Mediterranean coast,
    And the sun said tenderly:
    “Let everything in life be ok!”

    You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
    And there is no reason for sadness
    But there is a reason
    A toast to us in your honor
    And wish without interruption
    Money, a new car,
    Respect, success,
    Several cars of laughter
    And another cart of happiness,
    So that life is according to suit!

    I wish that every day
    You were as beautiful as a deer
    But only without their horns.
    Let the enemies have horns.
    And may you have strength...
    And teeth like a crocodile,
    A diplomat made from a crocodile,
    Where the money is in bundles.
    I wish you go fishing
    You only caught mermaids
    So that the float floats smoothly,
    And life flowed like sweet juice.

    Funny birthday greetings for a man

    Happy birthday,
    And with all our hearts we wish,
    You should drink beer and honey,
    And don’t let the disease take you,
    And may you be brave and cheerful,
    The wallet was always tight
    There was success in your deeds,
    All the nuts are tough!

    Successful in business, handsome, strong macho!
    We wish you well, love, good luck!
    And so that it rustles in your pockets without a break,
    You avoided obstacles and obstacles skillfully.
    And let your heart burn with a hot fire in your chest,
    We wish you victory and good luck in matters of love!
    And at your work, let everything be in order,
    May your life in the world be sweet and sweet!

    Happy Birthday, husband, -
    My lover and friend,
    My little lion, little penguin,
    My sweet orange!
    Every joke has a bit of a joke in it,
    But there is a grain of truth...
    Well, come to me, my dear,
    I want to... eat you!

    You are a real man
    Not an Uzbek and not a Tajik.
    Smart, strong, groovy!
    It will be your birthday
    We will celebrate it together!
    Everything you need is on the table -
    And appetizers and wine, -
    That's how it is with us!
    Accept congratulations,
    And come on, pour it!

    Like Winnie the Pooh, I will hurry with the pot,
    But as an Owl, I won’t give you a tail,
    I wish you a ton of money,
    So that it will be enough for your whole life!
    And let everything turn out smoothly, as if in a cartoon,
    To be in everything a happy ending,
    This is always the main thing,
    In short, I congratulated him and well done!

    Armfuls and bundles of money
    Let your bank account grow
    And in the garage there are such cars,
    To make people jealous

    Kind bosses
    Or better yet, your own business
    Perseverance and impudence
    Routine, away with sadness!

    Eternal holiday in bed
    Well, there is peace in my soul
    Be cheerful, carefree
    Be happy, dear!

    Birthday is the reason
    To get closer to a man.
    Women look gorgeous -
    He leads the man!

    Rely on instinct -
    Cleavage like dynamite
    A delicious dinner is a detonator,
    God bless him, it's from the restaurant.

    The best of gifts
    The black man and the Chinese will say,
    It's fullness in the stomach
    And empty balls!

    I wish you immodest profits
    Huge Swiss bank account
    A large dacha outside the city
    Good health to boot

    Big victories in love affairs
    Canaries and Cote d'Azur
    All kinds of success in life
    And most importantly, reliable friends!

    I wish you happiness and goodness,
    Love, family warmth,
    Lots of health, lots of laughter.
    And, of course, success!

    Let all adversity fly by,
    Relatives appreciate and honor you.
    On vacation - to warmer climes,
    And next to you is your dear!

    Fun, colors, sun, light,
    Harmonies of soul and summer.
    Let the net help you catch
    A chest full of money!

    I wish you happiness in a beer mug
    So that laughter gurgles like a ram
    Give a carat to every girlfriend
    Steal it then hastily
    So that the princesses in a fairy tale would be stupefied
    Everyone came to you at once
    What if the Russian horse, in a new guise
    He rushed towards you in an open field
    To give up your seat on the minibus
    And the traffic police ignored you
    And the fine was like horrible dream
    The judge doesn't want to give you a hard time
    Why take a taxi off-road?
    Go to see friends in Zaporozhye
    And so note with the permission of the Post
    Your best birthday ever!

    Be like a hare, fast and agile.
    Like a bear, be soft and kind.
    Be like a wolf, you are very brave,
    But don't roar like a lion!
    Save money like a squirrel.
    Like a beaver you build your house.
    Be faithful in marriage like a swan,
    Be a fox at work!
    Let your boss love you
    And the wife idolizes him.
    In general, be yourself
    May fate protect you.

    What we wish for you
    We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!
    It's your birthday, dance!
    What we wish for you
    It will come true, we know it!
    To wake up early in the morning
    Not on an old sofa,
    And in luxurious rooms,
    On the Caribbean islands,
    And let this not be a dream!

    Vodka, beer and kebabs -
    Dream birthday.
    More women and wine
    And the clouds go away.
    The trees are spinning
    The grass dances quietly.
    Everyone is walking happily
    Brothers in nature.
    May you walk like this every day,
    That a restaurant or tavern is shaking.
    Let there be more positive things in life,
    Money, wine and beautiful women.

    So that you live like in a fairy tale
    Shah of Persia, dear!
    So that the girls give affection,
    And there was peace in my heart!
    So that you can meet the princess
    And he lived with her for many years,
    And so that you have children,
    And so that you don’t know troubles!

    Happy birthday!
    Let's start with wishes:
    May your health not fail you
    Dances with longevity.

    Let the male charge not melt,
    It only increases over the years.
    And your pockets are bottomless,
    A lot of money, only green!

    We want to wish masculine
    Strong, earthly happiness.
    Let the sky drop stars
    Fulfills all wishes!

    We wanted to share so much the sound of your joy,
    Do a little happier than a friend his
    And collect a whole book volume from wishes
    Tell everyone about love and respect in it

    This book would sell in large numbers
    And all the newspapers in the world wrote about one thing:
    What a miracle man lives in a distant land
    You won't find anything like it, even if you search all your life.

    You will become a famous star, you will be famous
    Radio and television will talk about you
    When all this happens and your “finest hour” strikes
    We humbly ask, oh great one, don’t forget about us

    Happy birthday!
    We wish you personal happiness!
    Live with a song, don’t lose heart,
    Who should - forgive everyone!

    You, neighbor, our friend and brother,
    Be like an oligarch, rich,
    Be healthy and very strong,
    Brave, wise and beautiful!

    Happy birthday strong man,
    Happy Birthday Baby,
    Our king, dictator, king,
    Your Majesty.
    Happy birthday strongman,
    Our tyrant, man, "kick",
    Happy big birthday,
    Our man is daring.
    Happy birthday our special one,
    Brother, friend and father,
    For my beloved, a handsome man,
    Interesting, wise flatterer.
    Be healthy and interesting,
    And as always cheerful,
    Don't like money too much
    Live one day, love.

    Happy birthday to you,
    I wish you happiness, joy, love.
    So that there is no trouble,
    So that you can be on first name terms with me.

    So that friends don't get drunk -
    They fell and immediately got up.
    So that luck never
    Didn't leave you.

    May you always be beautiful.
    Never again
    Didn't lean on a crutch,
    And he remained healthy.

    I wish a man on his birthday,
    Be in the center of the circle the whole next day,
    I drink alcohol, chicks, fun,
    I will cast a shadow on your reputation.
    Let's spend money on striptease and entertainment,
    Let the limousine ride us until the morning,
    Cute birthday man,
    It will go down in history as a passionate time.

    Everything is possible on your birthday -
    Without any “no” or “but”:
    Crocodile on a helicopter
    With a kilo of popsicle
    He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
    He will sing on the harmonica:
    “Happy Bezday, my good one!”
    And he will give you a huge cake!

    I wish you vodka with sausage,
    Beer with a ram for a bite,
    And so that life would be like in a fairy tale -
    For the night, a cute girlfriend.
    Awesome days, gorgeous nights,
    Complete freedom in everything,
    Reliable and brave friends,
    What for you into fire and water!
    Let greens and cabbage give birth,
    And you mow it into your wallet,
    To be the coolest darling of all,
    Let every day bring a holiday!

    Today you can get drunk
    Have fun with friends.
    I give permission for this -
    After all, today is your birthday.

    What do I wish for you?
    Health and happiness to the very edge.
    An apartment, a car, a mistress, a dacha.
    And a suitcase full of money to boot.

    I also want to wish you
    So that he always looks like an A+.
    So that all your dreams come true,
    Problems can be easily solved.

    I'll drink a glass for you
    With one wish:
    Don't pass by, my love.
    And in the noisy bustle of the day
    Don't forget about me!
    Beautiful in appearance, elegant,
    Favorite of women, impressive,
    Ladies lose speech and sleep,
    Delon will fade next to him!

    Cool wishes happy birthday to boyfriend in verse

    Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
    Congratulations and love!
    Happiness, joy, luck,
    I'll send you congratulations!

    And forget about your “raspberry tree” -
    I sincerely wish you!
    Wake up birthday boy -
    I'm leaving with a gift!!!

    Be strong like Valuev,
    Smart like Dibrov!
    Boy I want to say
    Many kind words!
    Happy Birthday dear,
    Let the soul sing!
    And hope in the heart
    May he always live!

    I wish you red girls,
    To drive the blood through your veins,
    Various wines, vodkas and sherbets,
    What an empty stomach of love!
    Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
    And let everyone understand the joke,
    I won’t make eyes here,
    Good luck in life awaits you!

    Funny birthday greetings

    Love - until I drop,
    Happiness - without barriers.
    Lives - without loss.
    And the most devoted friends!

    Let any dream, as if by magic,
    It can turn into a reality fairy tale.
    Like a good fairy, she waves her wand,
    everything you wished for will happen instantly.
    Happy birthday!

    We should wish such a guy on this day
    Mother-in-law of a grumpy and affectionate wife,
    So that I want to build a house, plant trees,
    And in love and consent, have children.
    To be happy in our lives, we don’t need much:
    Your own home, wife and children, and love as a reward!

    Short funny birthday greetings

    We wish you a sea of ​​happiness,
    A little bit of adversity
    Ocean of luck
    A trickle of worries.

    What is more important to you:
    Be richer or smarter?
    I wish you in one fell swoop on your BD
    Become a nerdy oligarch!
    To keep the money flowing
    And the brains worked.
    Well, who will I be?
    Your first deputy!

    What can I wish for you, my boyfriend?
    I don’t know, my dear friend...
    To be handsome? No, I don't want to!
    To be happy? Of course yes.
    He who is happy is always beautiful

    Hello, on your birthday, you received a text message asking you to send you many of the most tender kisses!

    I wish you the keys to the car,
    May you never be sad!
    And everything a man wants -
    There are always beauties with curves,
    More cold beer
    Salted fish under it,
    So that everything always lasts longer,
    Nothing irritated me!

    Happy birthday greetings for boyfriend and funny wishes

    We wish you a life without sadness,
    Don't worry for no reason
    Always look cheerful
    You will never know where it hurts.

    You are always on top
    You command respect!
    Let them accompany you
    Good luck and luck!
    We wish you many years to come
    Blessings and abundance!
    And let it be heard
    Everyone has your last name!

    I wish you life
    As if in high society.
    And for this open
    Your website on the Internet.

    The essence of the congratulations is simple -
    Live to at least 100
    In a pleasant environment,
    Love and respect!

    Cool wishes to congratulate a guy on his birthday

    I went to the casino yesterday
    Left - not a coin.
    May you have more luck
    In life and in roulette.

    Hero of the first landing,
    And beaten mercilessly in it,
    We congratulate the merchant
    Happy next birthday!
    You put down the trunks, bags,
    Hide invoices and invoices:
    Let's raise our glasses
    For a series of continuous successes.
    Love is not a small part of life
    Harder to work than you,
    The hard road to happiness
    You deservedly led!
    And in this world, crazy and fast,
    Please become a minister as soon as possible!!!

    We are glad, buddy, that you have a holiday today.
    And we all burst in to congratulate you -
    there is no doubt about it.
    Now we will pull you by the ears
    and together wish the whole crowd good things!

    We wish you with all our hearts
    Good health forever,
    Good endless love,
    Great hope, strong faith,
    And complete happiness without measure,
    In the work of lasting success,
    And in life - sincere laughter!

    Gifts from fate

    Courage of character, subtlety in words,
    Cheerful mood, ability in business,
    Incredible good luck and great joy,
    We wish you on your birthday

    And be rich in soul.
    Gifts from fate,
    Never be sad, don't grieve,
    And always give smiles to everyone.

    Lots of patience and strength

    We will hasten to congratulate you on your birthday,
    And we wish you a lot of patience and strength,
    Be strong, don't get sick,
    Whatever you want, you can have.

    Build a house with a swimming pool,
    Living with a fashion model
    And to work, as if on a holiday,
    Always come with a smile.

    Funny lines

    I wish you a barrel of beer
    On your birthday, drink
    And then quickly,
    Pour champagne for everyone.

    Spend money without regret
    Don't count them in your wallet,
    And at sea, not at the dacha,
    Take a vacation every summer.

    Beautiful SMS congratulations

    I wish you to be healthy and not to worry,
    Always tell the truth
    Have no enemies, be friends with everyone,
    Always come to work with a smile.

    Never be rude to anyone
    To love all the people around,
    Women to smile at everyone,
    Nothing, never be afraid.

    Ocean of luck

    I wish you on your birthday,
    Have fun and good luck,
    Let chance help
    The store will give you the change.

    Still find a hundred bucks,
    And a phone to boot,
    Fly home on the wings of happiness,
    You can surprise everyone with your skills.

    Congratulations to the man

    Be wise, brave and cheerful,
    Brave and responsible,
    Excellent at work,
    Friends are always welcome.

    Overcome obstacles in an instant,
    Always solve problems yourself
    Never be bored in company
    And attract the female gender with a smile.

    Smile more often

    Be a man and shine with courage,
    Conquer all your teeth with a smile,
    Carry bundles of money in your pocket,
    Never ask for cigarettes.

    Don't scatter things around the house,
    Help your wife with everything,
    Pay attention to the kids
    And don’t run away from your mother-in-law.

    Everything you dream about

    May your birthday reward you with happiness,
    And everything you dream about now will happen,
    A house, a dacha, a limousine to boot,
    A bag of money for change.

    Good job and wife
    To always be waiting for you,
    When I received my salary,
    In general, so that he lives and does not get bored.

    Wish with a joke

    The list below is informative:
    Be discerning in life
    So that in the next year or two
    Got myself a big one
    An island and a big yacht
    Diamond mine
    Two Versace suits
    A fur coat for my wife, a dacha for myself.

    Live richly

    When I drink a glass of tea,
    I'm pulling your ears.
    And, with sincere congratulations,
    I wish you more of everything:
    A mountain of money, a lot of cronyism,
    So that you don’t live poorly... Richly!
    So that there is a desire to live,
    And buy the rest!

    It is known that representatives of the stronger sex are more inclined to joke and understand jokes than beautiful ladies. Therefore, funny birthday greetings to a man are a great way to cheer up both him and the whole company. Whether it's a husband, brother or friend, everyone will appreciate funny gift combined with a funny congratulation. Funny jokes at a birthday party are very important because they make the atmosphere at the party relaxed, eliminating the constraint of even the shyest guest. Use humorous wishes to congratulate the birthday person. Each of the funny, cool congratulations for a man can even help break the ice in a relationship, not to mention the rapprochement between kindred souls.

    Happy birthday
    And we wish you good health.
    And in addition to you -
    A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,

    Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
    Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
    Let them find their home
    In your refrigerator.

    At work - only success,
    More laughter in your life.
    More bright, bright days.
    Don't forget your family and friends.

    What can I wish for you now?
    Love, health and wealth.
    To go forward, press on the gas
    And you knew no obstacles to your goals!

    I wish that every day
    You became more and more successful.
    Let there be a car, a house,
    May you glow with joy!

    May your wife be a loving one.
    I wish you loyal friends.
    After all, we only have one life,
    Let only happiness be in her!

    Happy birthday
    And with all my heart I wish
    A pack of greens in your pocket
    And a dolphin in her bath.

    A girl... But so that she loves
    And she hit me in the face less often.
    To be as healthy as a bull
    And he loved his friends.

    Happiness, joy, good luck
    And luck to boot.
    I wish you a lot more...
    Let me just say: “Congratulations!”

    On a wonderful birthday holiday
    What can a man wish for?
    Success, joy, luck,
    A BMW X5 car.

    Let the fun flow like a river,
    There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
    And at night to sleep with you
    Model with bust “number 5”.

    In the morning to leave the bungalow
    To the Mediterranean coast,
    And the sun said tenderly:
    “Let everything in life be ok!”

    You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
    And there is no reason for sadness
    But there is a reason
    A toast to us in your honor
    And wish without interruption
    Money, a new car,
    Respect, success,
    Several cars of laughter
    And another cart of happiness,
    So that life is according to suit!

    Such a prominent man
    I want to wish you victories
    May you be in all your glory and strength
    He lived for decades more.

    I want to wish you success
    I want to wish love
    To have reasons to laugh,
    Don't let your finances fail you.

    So that in this swamp of life
    There was a reliable island.
    And so, as they say in the navy,
    Caught a fair breeze!

    Let the car be "Brabus"
    Let everything be a joy.
    To relax - in the Canaries,
    And the beauty in a peignoir
    In the evenings let him meet
    He pleases and treats.

    Well, to love, laugh
    To relax more often,
    So that everything in personal life is always
    It was cool and indecent
    Don't let the engine fail
    And your float is worth it!

    I wish you success
    More joy and laughter
    Good friends, not grabbers,
    And there are more than two Mercedes.

    To buy a dacha overseas,
    I have accumulated bank accounts,
    So that everything works out everywhere,
    But the mood did not end.

    Enthusiasm - without limits.
    Ideas of good, new faces.
    May you be a hammer in everything.
    And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!

    May there be time in your life
    For sports, fishing and football.
    May your friends all love you,
    Let him adore the weaker sex.

    You are a prominent and strong man.
    Don't be bad on your birthday,
    Have fun to the fullest
    But don’t mix vodka with beer!

    Happy Birthday man!
    Do everything as you are used to:
    Win at what you love
    Set goals more boldly.

    Get only what you want
    Be happy both day and night:
    Let your hand be strong -
    Give problems a kick!

    On a man's birthday
    What can you wish for?
    First things first, of course
    Be healthy, prosper.

    Secondly, I think it is necessary
    Wish you long love.
    Thirdly, so as not to become impoverished
    The spirit and strength would be yours.

    Well, to complement everyone
    This little poem
    I wish you wealth
    There is a big influx of money into the house!

    I wish not to know defeat
    In business, casino and love,
    I wish you successful investments,
    So that money flows like a river.

    I wish you easy, carefree
    Always spend your leisure time.
    Both joy and happiness are free
    Find it in all the little things.

    May your birthday be
    Cheerful and full of adventures,
    So that your home is full of loved ones
    And people who are pleasant to the heart.

    I wish you a beautiful life:
    Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
    Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
    Live to the fullest!
    And so that the wife is obedient,
    Indifferent to mink coats,
    To feed you deliciously,
    So that she is skillful in bed!
    In general, more all sorts of benefits,
    What is in your men's dreams!

    What does a man need to be happy?
    My beloved in life is nearby.
    Good, loyal friends,
    And so that none of them are gay.
    A nice house in Malta,
    Only a Maserati car.
    Always lucky, lucky in everything,
    So that the house is filled with peace.
    I give congratulations lovingly,
    After all, it's your birthday.

    Even on horseback, like Don Quixote,
    Even on a donkey, like Sancho Panza,
    Press forward without stopping,
    Don't miss out on this chance.

    Originally Russian shish substitute
    Laugh in the face of all adversity,
    Season your life with a dash of risk,
    Bask in the rays of mutual love.

    Be healthy, like a hero,
    So that the little girl plays in your hands,
    So that you don't grow wider at the waist,
    So that the capital figure grew.

    Success is an eternal favorite
    (No need for modest excuses)
    Let your birthday light up
    There are so many people who care about you.

    Let it be in your hut
    There's money and girls
    And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
    Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.

    And let at your porch
    Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
    Love, reliability and peace,
    And happiness follows you.

    In luck - eternal unlimited,
    In bed - personal Aibolit,
    In a career - growth to the skies,
    Let there be progress in everything.

    Well, a little more will,
    A little sugar without salt,
    A little serious personal matters,
    So that chaos does not happen.

    Let happiness stick to you,
    Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
    And so that all changes in fate
    Made your days brighter, easier.

    So that you can shoe a flea
    And keep in check so that luck.
    Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
    And health, it means a lot.

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