Happy birthday!
Boy, you're already big.
I don’t know what to wish for you...
Always be yourself!
Everyone wishes you happiness
Long life and not to get sick,
We avoided bad weather.
You're handsome - keep it up!
I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
The suitcase comes with some extra money.
Be patient a little longer
You'll buy an island soon.
I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
On full blast live!
And so that the wife is obedient,
TO mink coats indifferent,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!
Happy birthday, man! I wish you to always remain strong, lively, cheerful, confident, brave and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in an open field, like a basil in a garden bed. Let every day be lucky, let happiness and luck come not at retail, but wholesale!
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
Happy Birthday
And I wish you all the best:
Lots of joy and money
In reality, not in dreams!
In every business, endeavor,
Only success - to the skies,
Inspiration, prosperity,
And any other miracles!
Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.
This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.
The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.
To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
Everyone happier than men!
You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!
So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.
So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
Today is your birthday!
Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, dacha,
So that the car doesn't break down,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even the cat would adore it.
Live to be 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.
I wish on your birthday
By career advancement,
Let the dollar rustle in your pocket,
The nymph was waiting on the sofa.
I wish to live richly
Carry salaries with bags,
Live easily and with pleasure.
In general, guy, happy birthday!
More handsome than Delon, cooler than James Bond,
I wish you happiness and strength from a huge fund.
On your birthday, let there be fun all around,
May life be a pie as sweet as honey.
Happy birthday, handsome man,
Be happy and have a reason for it.
I wish you to be a tough nut with a nut ass
And may there not be a single obstacle on the path to your dream.
Man! Happy Birthday to you!
Let the sun shine every hour.
Let the holiday plunge you into childhood
And spontaneity will return!
For your birthday, accept
Congratulations with a smile!
You are not a man, you are a Jidai!
You are walking the path of enlightenment!
On your birthday you are a hero,
So bathe in compliments,
Triple your supply of goodness,
It exists in moments like these!
May it be your birthday
You will receive so many gifts
So that I couldn’t carry it away,
I would just lift it up!
Funny short birthday greetings to a man with humor from friends
Happy Birthday Buddy!
Let the home be cool,
He has a car in the garage
And a beauty in a negligee!
On your birthday, friend, we wish you
Live laughing, without being discouraged,
Carry money in your pockets
Eat only in restaurants.
Friend, buddy, our friend,
Be hot as pie.
Happy birthday to you, dear,
Be beautiful and strong like a super hero.
On your birthday, buddy,
We wish you a cool car and a cozy home,
We also wish you a lot of money and constant drive,
Mega-cool and luxurious its e life!
By the way, you're an "old man"
Still, my friend, not used to it?
We'll have to, it's birthday again!
By the way, let’s congratulate you!
To you, my friend, from all friends,
On your birthday - hello!
365 days have passed
Which means we are waiting for the banquet again!
Happy Birthday to You
Congratulations, we friends!
We wish you all the best for the carriage
And there’s a million in the stash!
Happy birthday soon
Accept from us, friends,
From beautiful words bouquet,
Wishes for many years to come!
Happy birthday wishes to a man, short funny SMS from a woman
Happy birthday, handsome!
Your glances make me melt.
Always be such a burning macho
I wish you from the bottom of my heart.
Happy birthday,
I want to be the first in everything,
Let there be a house and a horse.
What a guy! You are fire!
I sincerely admire such a wonderful man,
And on your birthday I wish your life to be like raspberries,
So that in it you will be a brave knight, a fair king,
Let every day give you a heroic role.
Accept wishes from a woman addressed to you,
Wear brands from Italy, drink beer from Germany,
Be a hero in love, and a professional in business,
Own the luck of life and far from modest capital.
I congratulate you, man!
You have become older and wiser.
I wish you for your birthday
Millions of fun, fun days!
Hooray! Happy birthday, man!
Always sparkle with a smile!
Today there is a reason, a reason,
Wishing you many years of love!
You are not a man, but a reward,
I'm very happy to congratulate you
Have a fabulous birthday!
Let the whole world lie at your feet!
The coolest of men
Let him give you gin
A billion on your birthday
So that you are happy, glad!
Happy birthday greetings to a man, short SMS in your own words
I wish to live with the prefix “pre”. Let the woman be beautiful, the work excellent, the friends loyal, and the appearance presentable!
Let life spin in a waltz, let the nights be like a rumba, and let your vacation be in the style of a jive. Always set the pace yourself and don’t lose your rhythm.
Happy birthday, cool pepper. May you always be lucky in everything, may the female sex lose their heads and control next to you.
A real man is strength, honor and courage, happy birthday, dude. I wish you a royal life with caviar, beer and lobsters, I wish you great luck in business and on the love front.
Dear birthday boy! Happy birthday! We wish you a huge pile: money, happiness, fun, gifts and friends who will provide all this!
May good luck settle in your home. And as soon as you provoke her, she will never leave him!
For have a great day birth tough man We need incredibly noisy guests, unusually delicious dishes and a damn mischievous mood! I wish this for you!
I wish you a chocolate-sweet life, inspiring and invigorating victories, weighty and impressive wallets!
You need to have plenty of fun
Let go of your soul!
Today a feast awaits us all:
Lots of vodka and wine!
Your birthday is coming:
While your wife is gone,
Anticipating pleasure
We'll fly together right away!
Oh, we'll have some fun today!
Of course, you're happy too
Birthday is so great
Celebrate one hundred years in a row!
We speak different languages.
And contrary to all assurances,
I don't understand why I should be looking
I'm wearing your socks all over the apartment?
A hot dinner - here's another misfortune!
But why? Because I want a salad!
I am silent about the fact that they are preventing me from sleeping
Computer, beer, light, football and snoring!
But logic - yes, yes, women have
For some reason it fails here.
And the heart reigns supreme here,
Between us. Happy Birthday, dear!
I wish to be a handsome macho
And boldly conquer women!
I wish you joy and good luck
And never lose heart!
I wish to win the lottery
Two million and a Porsche
For Jolie to be yours
And may there be spring in your soul!
Who is this smart guy?
In a jacket and tie,
Walks important and neat
To everyone's joy?
Hey man, happy birthday!
Dazzlingly beautiful
Clean shaven, under perfume
The look is captivatingly obstinate.
Be healthy in spite of everyone,
We are lucky to have you!
Like a ruler in the jungle kingdom,
Lord of all animals.
We'll find you on Google
You are a man of blood.
Let the mountains be subdued.
Women's views are not dangerous.
Congratulations, like those trophies
Decorate the galleries!
I'll drink this glass to the bottom
For you, my dear and good one.
I want you to remember and know
That I love you very, very much.
I wish that faith in love
It would not fade away in your heart.
So that every time, again and again,
You vitality gave.
I drink to you, my beloved,
Don't be afraid that I'll get drunk.
I love you very very much,
I'll soon get drunk from love.
A man's birthday
We must wish
Mother-in-law is not grumpy
And an affectionate wife.
So that I want to build a house,
And plant a garden,
And in love and harmony
Have kids.
After all, in principle, for happiness
Not much is needed:
House, garden, wife and children.
And love is a reward!
Birthday is a sad holiday!
But don’t be sad in vain!
Head in salad delicious
You lower it with all your might,
So that everyone around says:
The birthday boy is not easy!
Either he's crazy (we didn't know!)
Or just young!
We want to wish you good luck.
From people like you
Either they laugh or they cry,
There are no indifferent people, believe me!
Let a Rolls Royce wait at the entrance,
All the best to you, good luck,
A sign with the inscription "Hero"
At a two-story dacha,
Beautiful wife, friends
And my mother-in-law is not angry.
I wish you on this great day
Dance and have fun!
I wish you to smile a lot,
To be a winner in everything
I wish you to dress stylishly
And be great at work!
I wish that on the horizon
There were no mothers-in-law or clouds.
So that on any front,
You were omnipotent and mighty!
Let everything be as it should be.
More happiness and love.
Fortune's face, not her back
Meets you on the way.
So that all doors open,
Opportunities are a dime a dozen!
So that problems do not occur.
We will definitely defeat them.
So that the young ladies smile more often,
And you could smile back at them.
So as not to quarrel with your health...
And so that the pot cooks properly.
Today the world has become a little brighter,
After all, on this day you saw its light.
Since then you lived and made people happy,
And the world did not offend you in return.
More joy and sweet little things
On your holiday I want to wish you,
So that the narrow circle of friends expands,
Troubles were washed away just by smelling you.
So that your hands would be warmed by the tail of fortune,
And your stomach is five-star cognac,
So that woman's love caressed the strings of the soul.
Good health - this is not a trifle.
I also wish you honestly, without deception,
So that a golden stream flows into your hands.
And you never touched the bottom of your pocket,
And he suddenly smiled at these lines.
You are brutal and smart,
How beautiful Apollo is.
Only he's not so handsome
And I wasn't that happy.
You have become an example in everything
And I’m not the least bit tired
After all, patience and attention,
Well, also understanding,
There is so much in no one else,
Even in near and dear ones.
I wish you happiness
And protection from bad weather,
Laugh like this for a long time
And smile more often.
Happy birthday,
I wish you happiness, joy,
Sea of beer, rivers of vodka,
And where would we be without herring?
Be happy
Forget about sadness!
Take good luck with you on your journey,
And a harem of girls to boot!
A new page in life
May it be preserved forever!
I wish you on your birthday
A crowd of friends for the mood,
Sultry mulatto, kebab,
And a “Versace” jacket.
Choose what you want,
Don’t let doubts enter your soul.
You don't need a reason for happiness.
Remember, you are always a man!
We wish you a pleasant work,
We wish you to rest on Saturdays,
We wish to have both a salary and a bonus.
In bed, the wife should appreciate her skills.
We wish you never to give up,
Make more jokes and avoid dealing with sadness.
After all, you are the best, believe me, without a doubt.
With love we will say to you: “Happy Birthday”!
We always wish you
Live life to the fullest and then
We'll have to deal with it again
It's your birthday again.
And not once, and not twice,
Three hundred times! However, it doesn’t matter
With a man like you
We don't even need flowers.
You are a man one hundred percent
And you don’t regret compliments,
Now we will take revenge on you
And give congratulations:
Always be strong and beautiful,
Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer,
Eat pork, not carrots,
So that there is strength for love...
Well, for life like this
We wish it to flow like a river
Health, strength and luck,
And only this way, no other way!
Today I want to wish -
Through life, so as not to lose heart.
Armani wallet
Well, the stock is full of money.
The wife is a beautiful craftswoman,
Well, there’s a tigress in bed.
Smart and obedient children,
In the closet there are all the most necessary things.
So that work would be a joy,
Well, the neighbor didn’t do anything nasty.
So that the mother-in-law is loving,
And she only called “you”.
Whatever the Range Rover is in the garage,
And forget about the problems.
Love, health, respect,
Happy birthday to you!
I wish you good spirits,
Success in business,
Smiles from ear to ear,
Large amounts in accounts.
Health, energy, good luck,
Have a good mood,
The wallet is thick to boot,
And many achievements.
A new apartment in the capital,
A car, and maybe a wife.
And a small villa abroad,
God grant that it’s not just one.
Business trips to the Maldives,
And for the salary - a suitcase.
Luck to grab by the mane,
And my mother-in-law is on holiday in Magadan.
Good health, steel,
Care as warm as sand
So that in life you always keep up,
And in the house of happiness there is an island.
Cool congratulations to a man on his birthday
Happy birthday!
Boy, you're already big.
I don’t know what to wish for you...
Always be yourself!
Everyone wishes you happiness
Long life and not to get sick,
We avoided bad weather.
You're handsome - keep it up!
I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
The suitcase comes with some extra money.
Be patient a little longer
You'll buy an island soon.
I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!
Happy birthday to an excellent man. I wish you a happy
sparkle in the eyes, great strength in the hands, real dignity in
pants, great wealth in personal accounts, lack of noodles on the ears
and the bright world of fantasy in dreams.
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!
You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!
So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.
So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!
On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.
This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.
The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.
To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
All the happiest men!
Let any peak conquer,
Let the car in the garage be updated,
There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.
The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.
Health and strength for years to come!
Happy birthday
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,
Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.
At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.
Funny birthday greetings for a man
I wish you on your birthday
More money, – where would we be without them? –
At work, so that you are appreciated,
The standard of all male virtues!
To have shades in bed
Well, at least one hundred and fifty,
So that the wife remains a coquette
And there was a whole squad of kids!
You are a real man
Not an Uzbek and not a Tajik.
Smart, strong, groovy!
It will be your birthday
We will celebrate it together!
And appetizers and wine, -
That's how it is with us!
Accept congratulations,
And come on, pour it!
Happy Birthday
I love you, my dear!
And with all my heart I wish,
May you be healthy, dear.
Let it come true in life
The meaning of your dreams and you
You won't lack a sense of humor
And generous kindness.
And I also wish you
Just so you know for sure
Unlearn in moderation, I understand,
Play computer games, bye!
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
Happy Birthday!
I sincerely wish
May you be loved by everyone.
So that you always wear fashionable clothes,
And he didn’t have affairs with other women.
I lived so that you would not show off,
And I loved it like the first time.
I also wish you courage when choosing your fate,
So that together you and I can do a lot more.
Let your friends and enemies envy you.
Please call me more often.
You are a man anywhere,
You are never sad!
All the girls are screaming
And their knees are shaking,
If you're walking next to me,
You are so good brother!
Happy Birthday, brother!
Wait a little longer
Now the girls are coming
And you will be congratulated here!
Always in your pocket so that it rings,
So that he can skillfully seduce girls,
So that the car does not break down,
The wife smiled more often,
So that the mother-in-law does not come to visit,
But she still gave money -
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!
It's your birthday, dance!
What we wish for you
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old sofa,
And in luxurious rooms,
On the Caribbean islands,
There is wine on the table
There are plenty of plastic cards,
And on each - a million!
And so that this is not a dream. Happy birthday!
Congratulations!
We wish that you
All dreams come true:
To live in a big apartment,
So that the telly is in the toilet,
And went through all channels
Exclusively football!
On a man's birthday
Well, hockey so sometimes
The rest is nonsense!
Cool poems for a man's birthday
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course Be healthy, prosper..
Secondly, I think it is necessary
wish
Well, to complement everyone
This little poem
I wish you wealth
There is a big influx of money into the house!
Happy birthday
And with all my heart I wish
A pack of greens in your pocket
And a dolphin in her bath.
A girl... But so that she loves
And she hit me in the face less often.
To be as healthy as a bull
And he loved his friends.
Happiness, joy, good luck
And luck to boot.
I wish you a lot more...
Let me just say: “Congratulations!”
Let happiness stick to you,
Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
Made your days brighter, easier.
So that you can shoe a flea
And keep in check so that luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.
I wish you a lot of money
Good luck without fail,
Be smart like a genius
Health, wonderful days!
Cloudless sky
Smiles and fun
Be rich and generous.
And royal luck!
Let your dreams come true
Life will be lived for future use.
And it will be under your feet
Only golden sand!
Why does a man need a birthday?
I posed the question like this.
After all, women do get old...
What is the demand from us over the years?
And we are like expensive wines,
It gets stronger and tastier over the years.
So rejoice now, man,
You have become more valuable for another year.
This is not the time to think about wrinkles
On the day of birth
A magnificent man
There are none like them in the world today.
Less disappointments
Always be young at heart
And so that the trees of wishes
They bore real fruit.
More reasons to laugh
No matter what insidious fate brings.
So that from you as long as possible
The sand hasn't fallen yet.
A man doesn’t need much to be happy:
So that the wife is happy with the dress and lipstick,
So that children can run around in a spacious house,
A couple of million dollars to be on the book.
So as not to know how to ride a bus,
And when visiting, show off your vacation on the globe.
So that the inner voice is always calm,
Not a single hair fell off his head.
And let everything that is listed above
He will always be nearby, and not just mentally.
Always know the answer by heart:
I have order! I'm ok"!
Let's imagine that mother nature
I decided to congratulate you.
We wish you to be an eagle,
So that under your big wing
Your family lived in love,
And friends came to your house.
We also want to become an elephant,
And never know your enemies.
After all, the elephant is the strongest in the world,
Even children know about this.
Being a turtle is also a blessing
After all, courage is not always needed,
We still need some measure,
The turtle has it.
Be a brave tiger, a strong bison,
Like an old owl very wise
And as homely as a woodchuck.
We'll end our congratulations here.
We congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine:
Home is a cozy corner,
The dacha is a complete mess,
The car is a black Mercedes,
Brighter sex, less stress.
So that friends don't forget,
Visited more often with beer,
And the wife wouldn't grumble,
She greeted them with a smile.
A lot of great years live,
Don't get bored and don't bother.
Be healthy, little man,
Have a strong spine!
You're like a bunny from a magazine
“Playboy” is what people call him.
I wish the carrots don’t wilt,
To have a cabbage garden.
So that the female sex circles nearby,
Bees flocking to the flowers.
So that passions burn brightly
The burns left a trail.
May your little hare appreciate
That happiness that is given by fate.
Lest I inadvertently forget:
Her man is a playboy.
Live and enjoy nature
Letting happiness come to the door.
Be resilient in any weather,
Then everything in life will be “OK”!
Happy birthday to man, funny and vulgar
Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
The room is full of guests.
Everyone around you wishes
Dreams come true.
Let reality coincide
With what you want.
Well, the main thing is health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him,
Choosing a life course.
Be happy and lucky
With a strong rear behind your back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!
What does a man need to be completely happy?
A beautiful lady by your side forever,
An expensive watch on the left wrist.
And so that there is food in the freezer.
There won't be any room in your wallet yet.
And so that the bed will shake from love.
So that his family’s house would not be crowded -
That's what I want to wish from the bottom of my heart!
Happy birthday, tough nut and flawless handsome man. Wish,
so that male dignity never fails, so that female
society has always loved you, so that your mood is cool, so that
your muse gave you inspiration.
Today, on your birthday,
I want to sincerely wish
Love, health, respect,
Burn with fire and don't get burned!
Always strive for success in business
Be brave, resourceful and truthful.
May you have in your beautiful body
The spirit will be glorious and beautiful.
So that gold fish happiness
You got hooked
So that you often hear from her:
“Come to me, my little man.”
I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cupcakes!
And let there be full vigor and strength,
And may a wave of happiness cover you!
So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
I always went out for a beer with friends.
And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
Once a year, let her come!
Let your employees respect you,
Let all your affairs be decided for you.
All goals are easy to always achieve,
Your income increased every day!
I want to wish a cool man
So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
So that money can be found both night and day,
To be a king in his kingdom.
I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
Birthday wishes flow
Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!
A foreign currency account in a Swiss bank,
A house in the Maldives, and a cozy one.
So that everything in life is as it should be,
The sea wave washed away all the troubles.
May your health not fail you,
The years did not rush by like moments.
May all the seas be knee-deep...
And happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday
And I wish you to be happy!
So that money flows like a river,
Covering your head.
Be like a hare, very nimble.
Like Kaa the boa constrictor, be wise.
Be strong like a bear...
Mind you, don’t cry at your loved ones!
Just always be healthy
And let it be strong every month
Salary increases
And always live richly.
On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”
You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
And there is no reason for sadness
But there is a reason
A toast to us in your honor
And wish without interruption
Money, a new car,
Respect, success,
Several cars of laughter
And another cart of happiness,
So that life is according to suit!
I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.
And may you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.
I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.
Funny birthday greetings for a man
Happy birthday,
And with all our hearts we wish,
You should drink beer and honey,
And don’t let the disease take you,
And may you be brave and cheerful,
The wallet was always tight
There was success in your deeds,
All the nuts are tough!
Successful in business, handsome, strong macho!
We wish you well, love, good luck!
And so that it rustles in your pockets without a break,
You avoided obstacles and obstacles skillfully.
And let your heart burn with a hot fire in your chest,
We wish you victory and good luck in matters of love!
And at your work, let everything be in order,
May your life in the world be sweet and sweet!
Happy Birthday, husband, -
My lover and friend,
My little lion, little penguin,
My sweet orange!
Every joke has a bit of a joke in it,
But there is a grain of truth...
Well, come to me, my dear,
I want to... eat you!
You are a real man
Not an Uzbek and not a Tajik.
Smart, strong, groovy!
It will be your birthday
We will celebrate it together!
Everything you need is on the table -
And appetizers and wine, -
That's how it is with us!
Accept congratulations,
And come on, pour it!
Like Winnie the Pooh, I will hurry with the pot,
But as an Owl, I won’t give you a tail,
I wish you a ton of money,
So that it’s enough for your whole life!
And let everything turn out smoothly, as if in a cartoon,
To be in everything a happy ending,
This is always the main thing,
In short, I congratulated him and well done!
Armfuls and bundles of money
Let your bank account grow
And in the garage there are such cars,
To make people jealous
Kind bosses
Or better yet, your own business
Perseverance and impudence
Routine, away with sadness!
Eternal holiday in bed
Well, there is peace in my soul
Be cheerful, carefree
Be happy, dear!
Birthday is the reason
To get closer to a man.
Women look gorgeous -
He leads the man!
Rely on instinct -
Cleavage like dynamite
A delicious dinner is a detonator,
God bless him, it's from the restaurant.
The best of gifts
The black man and the Chinese will say,
It's fullness in the stomach
And empty balls!
I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot
Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!
I wish you happiness and goodness,
Love, family warmth,
Lots of health, lots of laughter.
And, of course, success!
Let all adversity fly by,
Relatives appreciate and honor you.
On vacation - to warmer climes,
And next to you is your dear!
Fun, colors, sun, light,
Harmonies of soul and summer.
Let the net help you catch
A chest full of money!
I wish you happiness in a beer mug
So that laughter gurgles like a ram
Give a carat to every girlfriend
Steal it then hastily
So that the princesses in a fairy tale would be stupefied
Everyone came to you at once
What if the Russian horse, in a new guise
He rushed towards you in an open field
To give up your seat on the minibus
And the traffic police ignored you
And the fine was like horrible dream
The judge doesn't want to give you a hard time
Why take a taxi off-road?
Go to see friends in Zaporozhye
And so note with the permission of the Post
Your best birthday ever!
Be like a hare, fast and agile.
Like a bear, be soft and kind.
Be like a wolf, you are very brave,
But don't roar like a lion!
Save money like a squirrel.
Like a beaver you build your house.
Be faithful in marriage like a swan,
Be a fox at work!
Let your boss love you
And the wife idolizes him.
In general, be yourself
May fate protect you.
What we wish for you
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!
It's your birthday, dance!
What we wish for you
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old sofa,
And in luxurious rooms,
On the Caribbean islands,
And let this not be a dream!
Vodka, beer and kebabs -
Dream birthday.
More women and wine
And the clouds go away.
The trees are spinning
The grass dances quietly.
Everyone is walking happily
Brothers in nature.
May you walk like this every day,
That a restaurant or tavern is shaking.
Let there be more positive things in life,
Money, wine and beautiful women.
So that you live like in a fairy tale
Shah of Persia, dear!
So that the girls give affection,
And there was peace in my heart!
So that you can meet the princess
And he lived with her for many years,
And so that you have children,
And so that you don’t know troubles!
Happy birthday!
Let's start with wishes:
May your health not fail you
Dances with longevity.
Let the male charge not melt,
It only increases over the years.
And your pockets are bottomless,
A lot of money, only green!
We want to wish masculine
Strong, earthly happiness.
Let the sky drop stars
Fulfills all wishes!
We wanted to share so much the sound of your joy,
Do a little happier than a friend his
And collect a whole book volume from wishes
Tell everyone about love and respect in it
This book would sell in large numbers
And all the newspapers in the world wrote about one thing:
What a miracle man lives in a distant land
You won't find anything like it, even if you search all your life.
You will become a famous star, you will be famous
Radio and television will talk about you
When all this happens and your “finest hour” strikes
We humbly ask, oh great one, don’t forget about us
Happy birthday!
We wish you personal happiness!
Live with a song, don’t lose heart,
Who should - forgive everyone!
You, neighbor, our friend and brother,
Be like an oligarch, rich,
Be healthy and very strong,
Brave, wise and beautiful!
Happy birthday strong man,
Happy Birthday Baby,
Our king, dictator, king,
Your Majesty.
Happy birthday strongman,
Our tyrant, man, "kick",
Happy big birthday,
Our man is daring.
Happy birthday our special one,
Brother, friend and father,
For my beloved, a handsome man,
Interesting, wise flatterer.
Be healthy and interesting,
And as always cheerful,
Don't like money too much
Live one day, love.
Happy birthday to you,
I wish you happiness, joy, love.
So that there is no trouble,
So that you can be on first name terms with me.
So that friends don't get drunk -
They fell and immediately got up.
So that luck never
Didn't leave you.
May you always be beautiful.
Never again
Didn't lean on a crutch,
And he remained healthy.
I wish a man on his birthday,
Be in the center of the circle the whole next day,
I drink alcohol, chicks, fun,
I will cast a shadow on your reputation.
Let's spend money on striptease and entertainment,
Let the limousine ride us until the morning,
Cute birthday man,
It will go down in history as a passionate time.
Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!
I wish you vodka with sausage,
Beer with a ram for a bite,
And so that life would be like in a fairy tale -
For the night, a cute girlfriend.
Awesome days, gorgeous nights,
Complete freedom in everything,
Reliable and brave friends,
What for you into fire and water!
Let greens and cabbage give birth,
And you mow it into your wallet,
To be the coolest darling of all,
Let every day bring a holiday!
Today you can get drunk
Have fun with friends.
I give permission for this -
After all, today is your birthday.
What do I wish for you?
Health and happiness to the very edge.
An apartment, a car, a mistress, a dacha.
And a suitcase full of money to boot.
I also want to wish you
So that he always looks like an A+.
So that all your dreams come true,
Let problems be easily resolved.
I'll drink a glass for you
With one wish:
Don't pass by, my love.
And in the noisy bustle of the day
Don't forget about me!
Beautiful in appearance, elegant,
Favorite of women, impressive,
Ladies lose speech and sleep,
Delon will fade next to him!
Happy birthday greetings to a man can be not only serious and touching, but also cool and funny. It is difficult to imagine any holiday without humor. with their own funny wishes the congratulator will put the birthday boy and everyone present in the right mood and set the right “course” for the entire event.
You can compose the coolest birthday greetings for the birthday boy yourself. Especially if a person has known the hero of the occasion for a long time and is often present in his life.
In this case, you will be able to remember some interesting funny stories, in which the birthday boy himself participated, use the man’s favorite jokes and anecdotes.
As a result, the congratulation will turn out to be very original and, most importantly, individual. The hero of the occasion will definitely laugh and rejoice sincerely.
If the congratulator owns Photoshop, he can create a festive poster for the birthday boy or funny postcard. For example, by changing the man’s appearance (by making a humorous caricature), adding a funny background or some thematic objects around. You can associate your “creation” with the hero of the occasion’s hobby, his work, or even some character traits.
The resulting postcard poster will be an excellent option. unusual gift. Surely he will take place of honor in the man's house and will be carefully kept by him. You can immediately write cool congratulations on the poster.
Another interesting option– put the selected words of wishes to music. This can be done very simply, using any cheerful, cheerful melody. Then the congratulator will turn his speech into a full-fledged festive performance. It will be relevant for a magnificent celebration with a large number of guests.
- Happy birthday! Boy, you're already big. I don’t know what to wish for you... Always be yourself! Everyone wishes you happiness, long life and not getting sick, avoiding bad weather. You're handsome - keep it up! I wish you a yacht, a dacha, and a suitcase with some money to boot. Be patient a little longer, you'll soon buy an island.
- I wish you a beautiful life: Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer! Go to the bathhouse on weekends, live to the fullest! And so that your wife is obedient, Indifferent to mink coats, So that she feeds you deliciously, So that she is skillful in bed! In general, more of all the blessings that are in your men's dreams!
- Happy Birthday! Don’t get drunk, but “take it” in moderation! Never end up in a bullpen, prison, or hospital. Be clear and sober in your mind, keep your heart burning fieryly. Prostatitis, enuresis You will never know. So that my nerves are steel, So that I can achieve everything. So that dollars and euros do not fit into your wallet. In the Maldives and Hawaii Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger. I wish you from the bottom of my heart: May everything come true in due time!
Funny wishes in your own words
You can write a humorous congratulation to a man in your own words. Such wishes can be made no less funny and memorable than thematic poems.
Are you planning to write a greeting yourself? You need to follow a simple plan:
- Find your favorite joke on the Internet. Preferably one that the birthday boy will definitely like or that somehow intersects with his life.
- At the beginning of the joke, add a cool address to the birthday person.
- Insert congratulations anywhere in the text.
Using this scheme, in just a couple of minutes you will be able to create something interesting yourself. comic congratulations to a man. If this option seems too complicated, you just need to select a ready-made text funny wishes For birthday.
- Happy birthday, cool man. I wish you to feel like a real kid in life, to have fun every day and not to stress without unnecessary reasons, and in principle, even if you don’t have such reasons. In general, let there be a lot of money in your wallet, let cute beauties surround you, let success be your middle name, let everything always be smooth for you.
- Our dear, happy birthday to you! May your health be good, your income stable, your home cozy, your friends loyal, your work interesting. May you always be surrounded by love and may good luck accompany you in everything! Remain in any situation as you are - courageous, reliable, confident!
- Happy birthday! I wish you to have lemon, as it is very good for health and supporting the immune system. Especially when it's lemon dollars. Good luck and good luck in all your endeavors.
Comic toasts for the holiday table
If the congratulator is invited for festive table, then you should prepare for the event in advance.
In this case, it is best to choose wishes for the hero of the occasion in the form of a toast. They always sound beautiful, interesting, bright.
The toast text can also be made funny. Comic options You can find congratulations not only for your birthday, but also for a specific date. For example, for the 50th anniversary.
- They say that a real man must build a house, plant a tree and give birth to a son. I want to wish our birthday boy that no one would judge him by such actions. Because a real man is one who is always responsible for his words and actions. And therefore, he must save the house, grow a tree and raise a child! For a real man!
- They say that a man's reputation is not determined by the size of his dignity, but depends on women's ideas about his masculinity. Therefore, I want to drink to our birthday boy. So that he always has the most high level reputation - both from the woman’s side and in his personal opinion!
- They say that only those who never give up can hope for success. I want to drink to the birthday boy. So that he never gives up either his arms or the rest of his body. And he could always meet his luck fully armed, he was ready to catch it and not miss it!
Funny short congratulations
If you need to congratulate a man on his birthday quickly and briefly, you can choose funny quatrains and small congratulations in prose. Their funny wishes It will be quite possible to fit it into just a couple of lines.
Short texts provide enormous scope for the congratulator's imagination. They can be placed on almost any gift or sent to the birthday person in a message. If the chosen humorous wish phrase resonates with a man’s life, it can be printed, for example, on a diary or a tea/coffee cup. In this case, the hero of the occasion will often remember the congratulatory greeter and smile every time he looks at the schedule for working week or tea party.
- You are a man no matter what, You haven’t ruined the year, And today, on your birthday, You give all your friends fun. So congratulations then - Be happy forever!
- Congratulations and wish you Money, women and cars. So that you are always number one on the pedestal.
- Happy birthday!!! Age is just a number that determines how many years you have spent on Earth, they don’t mean anything else! Grow further!
- Happy R-Day! I wish your income growth rate to grow faster than inflation!
To “tie” a cool poem to the holiday, before it starts, you should simply congratulate the man on his birthday in your own words. It would be relevant to add: “I wish you victories in any business, success in your career and love, as well as boundless happiness and joy.” Wishes can be anything. After them, you can insert a cool congratulation verse.
- I wish you more sunshine, less slush and dirt under your feet, May summer come in your life, and the Merc replace the old broken VAZ.
- Today is your birthday! Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug? For your love, luck, House, wife, apartment, dacha, So that the car doesn’t break down, Your mother-in-law often admires you, Your father-in-law loves and respects, Even the cat adores you. Live to be 100 healthy, cheerful, cheerful, so that on your hundredth anniversary you can dance without crutches.
- Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not fire blanks, let your health be like strong rum, let your arms hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions in life not subside, and let the locomotive of fate carry you to success and crazy happiness.
Most men have a positive attitude towards jokes and humor in all its forms. Including when the jokes concern their personal holiday. Unlike representatives of the fair sex, they are extremely rarely offended even by rude funny wishes. Therefore, you can safely choose any thematic congratulations. The main thing is to be sure of their appropriateness.
