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Cool inscriptions on certificates for colleagues. Comic nominations for corporate celebrations

Cool inscriptions on certificates for colleagues. Comic nominations for corporate celebrations

09.08.2019

Comic documents and awards

The importance and solemnity of such an event in a person’s life as an anniversary can be emphasized by documents and awards specially prepared for the occasion. They will allow all guests to see in a new way a long-time and seemingly well-known person who has reached a certain milestone in life.

Today, numerous ready-made certificates for the hero of the day are sold. For example, a diploma from a supergrandfather, a cool supergrandmother, etc. Using various technical means - a computer, a camera, etc., you can make an exclusive document that will demonstrate your deep respect for the hero of the day and tender feelings, as well as your artistic taste. A mandatory and main design element is the presence of numbers indicating the age of the hero of the day.

Comic documents will undoubtedly be a pleasant gift, and, most likely, a memorable gift, a gift-memory of good people and a glorious holiday.

Diploma

As you know, a diploma is a certificate issued upon completion of a course of study at any educational institution. Everyone knows that going through the school of life is not going beyond the field.

This means that a person who has managed to cross a certain milestone in life is worthy of a diploma. In addition, this document may indicate the conferment of a title. On the day of his anniversary, a person is awarded the honorary title - ANNIVERSARY!

The text, beautifully written and included in the elegant diploma crusts, on which the numbers of the appropriate age should shine, may read:

This diploma confirms
That the hero of the day is the hero of the day.
The number of years shines like a marker,
Like the highest, best score.
And although it is often celebrated,
You deserve the most praise.
Your age is theory and experience,
Your age is both knowledge and strength.
No, the path has not been traveled and the century has not been lived,
The century that fate has determined for you!

Certificate

Or perhaps you would like to present the hero of the day with a certificate - a document issued for success in any business.

A colorfully designed certificate can be awarded for real achievements or those that colleagues, family and friends only dream of (if you are sure that this will stimulate the hero of the day to new feats). Among the achievements noted in the certificate may be success in dacha, gardening, construction, repair, culinary, raising children and grandchildren, as well as in instructing subordinates or, conversely, superiors on the true path, sports records, or just bright thoughts on this matter. ..

Power of attorney

A power of attorney - a written authority that one person usually gives to another to perform legal actions - can be given to the hero of the day to dispose of property available at the anniversary celebration. These are drinks, snacks, tables, gifts, etc.

A power of attorney can also be issued to drive vehicles - bicycles, scooters, skis, sleds, simple and roller skates, garden wheelbarrows and carts, grandchildren's strollers... In addition, savvy organizers, in order to relieve themselves of any responsibility, can issue power of attorney to control the course of the holiday, tape recorder and music center (with the delivery of a remote control), etc.

Agreement

A contract is an agreement between two or more persons to establish or change civil rights and obligations. In the solemn atmosphere of the anniversary celebration, you can sign an agreement that will set out the responsibilities of the parties to the anniversary and the invited guests. The hero of the day, for example, undertakes to pour water for everyone on time, treat generously, sing the loudest, dance the most, and also be sure to invite all guests to the next anniversary.

The guests take upon themselves the obligation to praise the hero of the day, flatter him beyond measure or without a drop of lies, carry him in their arms if possible, shower him with gifts that come to hand, etc.

Bill of sale

The bill of sale - the act of acquiring ownership of property - can be drawn up for “my years - my wealth...” belonging to the hero of the day. The owner of the document can be not only one hero of the day, but all those gathered for festive table. In this case, he will not be many years old, which will give reason for additional fun, new jokes and gags.

License

A license is, as you know, a permission. Permission to carry out any operations, conduct activities, use inventions or technical achievements.

What can the hero of the day get permission for? For example, for vacations, travel, excursions, fishing and hunting, for catching exotic animals and growing exotic fruits, for making alcoholic and other drinks with one’s own hands with the obligatory invitation to tastings of friends and relatives, finally, for memorizing poetry, telling fairy tales, and also to read moral teachings to children or grandchildren so that they can grow up to be the same glorious people as the hero of the day.

Memorandum

A memorandum is usually a diplomatic document setting out the factual or legal side of an issue.

The memorandum may set out the proposed course of the festive banquet, summary speeches, congratulations and toasts.

Registry

A register - a list, list, inventory of business documents or property - can be a solid list of gifts given, compiled in the best traditions of office work (with their detailed description). Something like this: the box is very large, without a bow - one piece, the boxes are just large, with ribbons - three pieces, etc. Or you can make separate lists for just good gifts and for gifts with jokes, comic ones.

When compiling them, it would be good to have a discussion among the guests present at the anniversary about which gifts should go where. This can lead to an interesting discussion: the true intention of the donor does not always lie on the surface.

Certificate

The certificate presented at the anniversary is almost an official confirmation that the hero of the day has graduated, for example, from the “Grandfathers’ (Grandmothers’) Course,” “Big Boss Courses” or the “School of the Heroes of the Day,” or took classes at the “Godfathers’ School,” etc.

Recipe

Everyone knows that a prescription is a written request from a doctor to a pharmacy worker, which indicates how to prepare a particular medicine, also instructs to sell the medicine to the patient and tells how to use the recommended medicine.

An important detail: whether to give advice is a delicate matter. You should always remember: won’t we remind a person of the shortcomings that already bother him? Is it appropriate to talk about problems on a holiday? After all, a holiday is a territory of happiness.
Therefore, so that no one doubts the merits of the hero of the day, he should be given this:

Certificate

A certificate is a document certifying the quality of something. The certificate issued to the hero of the day will perpetuate the excellent qualities inherent in him at the time of the celebration. The certificate can be presented by a representative of the Society for the Protection of Consumer Rights.

Cadastre
In fact, this is a systematized body of information compiled through continuous observations of the corresponding object. The anniversary cadastre may contain a list of the best qualities of the hero of the day, and may also record the obligation of the hero of the day and all the guests gathered for the current holiday to preserve and increase what is listed, with subsequent reconciliation at the next anniversary.

Mandate

The celebrant's credentials are a document with which he can confidently go through life, since his last name, first name and patronymic are not only written into it, but also a photograph is pasted into it. In addition, this serious document is certified by several seals.

Any mandate confers certain powers. The mandate awarded at the anniversary authorizes the hero of the day to celebrate all subsequent anniversaries.

All the humorous documents described above can be presented at a gala reception, at a banquet, and during a home feast. They are universal. And they can also be called congratulatory. But documents can also be part of the design festive hall, and part of the script written for THE BANQUET.

CHARTER of the anniversary banquet

Everyone who came to the banquet should familiarize themselves with this wonderful document. Because it is designed to regulate the conduct of such a responsible event. The charter prescribes how the hero of the day and his distinguished guests should behave correctly.

The charter is written in large letters on a piece of Whatman paper and posted in a prominent place in the hall. If desired, the host of the banquet can read aloud all the articles of the charter or do it selectively, hoping that the conscientious citizens invited have already familiarized themselves with the remaining provisions. After reading, the host will ask you to approve the Charter by raising your glasses.

Article 1
The hero of the day has the right to invite his family, exemplary in all respects, to the anniversary.
Article 2
The family of the hero of the day is considered to be anyone who knows how to behave exemplarily, has genuine love for the hero of the day and respect for the rest of the family members.
Article 3
The hero of the day is the Supreme legislative body of the anniversary, his word is the law, his wish is the order, his whim is the guide to action.
Article 4
The guests of the hero of the day are the Supreme Executive Body, executing the will of the Supreme Legislative Body.
Article 5
The supreme executive body ensures good mood The highest legislative body through the presentation of gifts and flowers, as well as timely toasts and various types of congratulations and wishes.
Article 6
The Supreme Legislative Body ensures undying shine in the eyes of the Supreme Executive Body through timely supply of strong and soft drinks, as well as an assortment of snacks.
Article 7
The maximum possible number of drinks consumed is not established by the anniversary regulations.
Article 8
The minimum duration of the anniversary established by the regulations is until the ability to read and re-read the Charter is lost. Maximum - not regulated.
Article 9
Memories of the celebrated anniversary are stored in the memory of all participants in the anniversary until the next similar celebration, at which the powers of the Supreme Legislative and Supreme Executive Bodies are restored to their previous extent.
Article 10
The jubilee charter comes into force from the moment the first glass is raised to the hero of the day.

Anniversary oath of guests

The text of this oath and the material placed behind it are distinguished by such solemnity, such a high intensity of feelings that, most likely, they can be performed in the middle of a banquet if a MIDDLE ANNIVERSARY is being held. Or at the beginning of the banquet, if it follows a gala reception.

It seems that in a youth group such an event during the holiday will be accepted with more enthusiasm than among people of respectable age, although who knows, you can’t guess everything in advance...

The text of the oath is copied using copying equipment and distributed to those gathered - for obvious reasons, there should be no unreached people. The oath is taken standing, placing the right hand on the heart. Each guest (or two guests together, or three...) reads out one or two lines of the oath with expression. It is better to say the last four lines of the heartfelt document all together, in chorus.

We swear by gifts that are from a pure soul,
I will give you the beauty of all who are so good,
We swear by toasts that we will hear again,
We swear by the drinks that invigorate the blood,
We swear by a big flower bouquet,
What is there! We swear by the salad, pate,
We swear by hot stewed potatoes,
We swear by the plate, fork and spoon,
We swear by everything we see around us:
You, the hero of the day, are our best friend
(You, hero of the day, are a true friend)!
Just click and we will respond,
We swear, we swear, we swear!

On one of the copies of the oath, each guest signs next to the line he said. The document is placed in a beautiful folder or framed and solemnly presented to the hero of the day.

Oath of the hero of the day

The hero of the day’s response should be no less significant. Since the organization of the holiday lies on the shoulders of the friends and relatives of the hero of the day, the text of the reciprocal oath is theirs.

The hero of the day will only have to pronounce the word “I swear” in time when his confidant will read out the prepared text.

Wherein right hand The hero of the day should lie on the heart, or, in extreme cases, on a bottle of champagne, which can also be a symbol of the importance of the ongoing festive event.

My anniversary is for you!
Jubilee: I swear!
I'm glad to see you here!
Jubilee: I swear!
With you I am full of happiness!
Jubilee: I swear!
Eat to your heart's content - I can't count!
Jubilee: I swear!
I swear three times to stay young at heart!
Jubilee: I swear! I swear! I swear!

The oath of the hero of the day is confirmed by raising a glass to the guests and draining it to the bottom, and then - general shouts of jubilation.

Anniversary order

If the hero of the day is close to the army theme, if he values commanding notes in his speech and prefers team music to all intimate conversations, you can organize the presentation of a special Order issued to him on the occasion of the anniversary. First, the host, in a well-trained voice, asks those present at the celebration to fill their glasses and stand up, then gives several commands, forcing everyone to quiet down, turn their heads towards him, make “special faces,” and suck in their stomachs.

A loud voice is heard:

Anniversary! Be equal! Attention!
To meet on the right!.. To Kara-ul!
Look up to the hero of the day!

After reading the text of the Order (see below), everyone raises and empties their glasses, and then a beautifully designed document in a folder is presented to the hero of the day. Along with it, the birthday person may be presented with a medal (see below), a badge, a ribbon or a certificate with the inscription “AGENT 055”. The serial number of the agent may be different - depending on the number of years lived by the hero of the day.

SECRET ORDER
for the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District
No. 000 - 01 from...... date......... month

In connection with the achievement of "Agent 054" the FIFTY-FIFTH level of perfection, I ORDER:
Assign “Agent 054” a new code name:

"AGENT 055".,

Give “Agent 055” unlimited powers in organizing the anniversary, as well as in general in your personal and public life on the territory of the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District.
Prescribe to “Agent 055” a further increase in the level of excellence, with a gradual expansion of powers in the territory of the 60th, 75th, 125th and further up to the 150th Red Banner Jubilee District inclusive.
“Agent 003” and “Agent 004”, as well as agents whose numbers are from 017 to 052, from the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District, take an example from “Agent 055” and receive financial assistance from him.
Glasses with liquids with a strength of at least 55° (the figure must correspond to the age of the hero of the day) RAISE!

The order was signed by the commander-in-chief
All Jubilee districts of the Russian Federation
(first and last name are classified).

The reading of the Order ends with the commands:

Anniversary!
At ease! Have some fun!!!

Commemorative medal

It is, of course, pleasant for the hero of the day to receive various kinds of humorous documents. He, of course, already had no doubts about his merits, and when they are recorded on paper... All that remains is to even out his breathing - his throat is constricted from the surging feelings. It's a good anniversary.

But the apotheosis of the holiday may be the awarding of a commemorative medal. The medal can be made from thick cardboard, wood, foil, tin, metal. Depending on the material used, the anniversary date and words being celebrated are applied to it (drawn, burned, minted, engraved, etc.). For example, “For Anniversary Merit.”

On the reverse side of the medal is the surname, first name and patronymic of the hero of the day, as well as the date of presentation and its number (most likely it is No. 0001).

Before the medal adorns the chest of the hero of the day (for this they use a beautiful bright ribbon or an equally elegant bow with a safety pin), the text of the “Award List” given below is solemnly read out, selectively or in full.

Award sheet for the medal “For Anniversary Merit”

For great services to the Fatherland, as well as Childhood, Adolescence, Youth, Maturity and Wisdom,

for his great contribution to improving the demographic situation, as well as for deposits in Sberbank, Teschabank and Detibank,

for personal courage shown on personal as well as on all other fronts,

for high achievements in increasing the productivity of vegetables, legumes, melons, citrus fruits and other useful crops,

for the endless desire to always be in the right place everywhere and in everything

Government of the Russian Federation
together with relatives, friends and colleagues

DECIDED:

reward_______________________________________________

medal "For Anniversary Merit"

Prepare and present the award immediately.

Place the award certificate in a frame and hang it above your favorite sofa.

Wear the award in everyone in public places until the next anniversary.

Signature Date
Seal of government and family members

Instructions for handling the hero of the day

At the anniversary, most of the documents prepared for this occasion are presented to the hero of the day, and this is understandable. But the organizers must also take care of the documents intended for the guests. We have already talked about some of them, for example about the Banquet Charter, but the list of such documents may be wider.

So, for the personal safety of the hero of the day, his better safety, during medium and small anniversaries, the following instructions can be distributed to all guests invited to the holiday.

Attention! Before you start communicating with the hero of the day, check its integrity, make sure that it is not damaged, and is fully equipped in accordance with its age and the latest warranty inspection.
Please read this manual carefully, which contains important information By correct use and service to the hero of the day.
Persons dealing with the hero of the day are required to know the rules for safe handling and carefully study this manual.
The hero of the day is suitable for socializing with friends, sometimes only at home.
The hero of the day should be in a room with good ventilation, at room temperature and moderate humidity.
Sources of soft and strong drinks should be located near the hero of the day.
For the anniversary, uninterrupted delivery of the first, second, third, as well as other assorted dishes should be ensured.
The hero of the day must be provided with free access and escape routes from at least three sides.
It is not recommended to touch the hero of the day with unsterile hands and unpainted lips.
The hug pressure affecting the hero of the day should not exceed 2.5 atm.
The weight of gifts handed over to the hero of the day should not exceed 0.5 kg. Larger gifts must be transported on special carts.
The diameter of the bouquets presented to the hero of the day should not be less than 1 m, and the number of flowers in each individual bouquet should not be less than the numbers of the anniversary being celebrated.
Moving the hero of the day indoors is allowed only if support and insurance are provided on four sides.
Moving the hero of the day from one hall to another inside the building is allowed only in a reclining position, preferably on 12 pillows. And at least six porters must carry it. Special request: to be accompanied by a boy with a fan.
The movement of the hero of the day between buildings is allowed only in special cases, with the permission of Gokhran specialists, in an armored limousine, accompanied by three traffic police vehicles, five T-80 tanks and a crane with a lifting capacity of at least 16 tons.
It is recommended to reproduce this instruction and hand it to each participant in the anniversary celebrations against signature.
This instruction must be kept throughout the anniversary celebrations, as well as after them, since the hero of the day, having ceased to be the hero of the day, as a rule, wants to be one again and again.

If the participants of the anniversary celebrations exactly followed all the instructions in this instruction, then they can be calm about the safety of the hero of the day and have every right to raise their glasses to him with a foamy sparkling drink, the drink of great holidays.

Pass

A pass - the right to enter closed, often guarded objects - is issued to each guest at the end of the anniversary celebration. The pass guarantees that at the next anniversary he will be an invited guest with all the ensuing consequences.

Congratulatory address

Well, now jokes aside, because we will talk about the most serious moment in organizing a holiday - drawing up a congratulatory address. And this, as you know, is an official congratulation, that is, presented at a ceremonial reception by officials.

A congratulatory address cannot be given just like that, on the occasion of an ordinary birthday. A congratulatory address is awarded for special services to the country, native enterprise, etc.

It has been noticed that these are precisely the merits that the heroes of the day have, in whose honor ceremonial receptions are held. This means that the compilers of the congratulatory address are faced with the task of reflecting as fully as possible the best features of the person celebrating the anniversary.

If the usual congratulations for the hero of the day, which are simply written on a postcard or presented to the hero of the day in person, consists of two parts: words of congratulations and wishes (and they wish everyone happiness and decipher what it is: health, success, prosperity, luck, joy, etc. . etc.), then the congratulatory address, in addition to the two already mentioned parts, contains three more. It also includes:
characterization of the human qualities of the hero of the day (both as a member of a team and, possibly, as a family man);
grade labor activity hero of the day;
gratitude to the hero of the day (most often for the work done).

A beautifully printed congratulatory address is most often placed in a folder with golden numbers of the anniversary being celebrated, and in a solemn atmosphere, officials read it out and hand it over to the hero of the day. Along with this, they can also present awards, certificates, cash prizes (which for some reason warms the soul in a special way), etc.

In order to give the hero of the day a complete and correct description, in order to correctly evaluate his activities, and then thank him with all my heart, adjectives must be used.

There are parts of speech that help us formulate a thought, while adjectives make it more precise and colorful.

They help us convey our feelings. Therefore, in order to understand how you can most the best way write a congratulatory address, first let’s compose it for the conditional hero of the day, Ivan Ivanovich, without adjectives:

Ivan Ivanovich!

The team of Mechanical Plant JSC __________ congratulates you on your __________ anniversary! Over the __________ years that you devoted to the __________ enterprise, the plant management and team recognized you as a __________ and __________ person and friend, __________, _________ specialist, colleague and boss, _________ family man. The production site team that you long years __________ and __________ led, demonstrated __________ results in terms of increasing labor productivity and reducing production costs.

Thanks to your __________ and __________ mentoring work, a whole galaxy of __________, __________ specialists and masters of their craft has grown at the plant. It should __________ emphasize that you, Ivan Ivanovich, became the founder of the __________ labor dynasty; today your entire family works in different workshops of our plant.

The plant management and the team of Mechanical Plant JSC express your __________ gratitude and __________ gratitude for your __________ and __________ work, for the __________ and __________ shown in the workplace, for your __________ and __________!

Colleagues, students and leaders __________ congratulate you on your anniversary, __________ wish you __________ health, __________ happiness! May your life remain __________ and __________ for __________ years! Once again, please accept our congratulations on your anniversary!

On behalf of the plant management and workforce, General Director of Mechanical Plant JSC

Full name ____________ date

Of course, already in this form the congratulatory address has a right to exist, but at the same time, frankly speaking, it is a bit dry, there is no soulfulness in it. What if you fill it with adjectives that are most appropriate to the occasion? Let us remind you that adjectives should talk about how the youth treats people, what kind of worker he is, as well as the qualities of his character that are revealed in his personal life. And they usually wish the hero of the day happiness with all its components.

Material for congratulations:

The best human qualities of the hero of the day
The listed qualities are not arranged in order of importance, but simply alphabetically. From adjectives, if necessary, you can form corresponding nouns or adverbs:

Artistic, Noble, Generous, Harmonious, Deep, Democratic, Kind, Spiritual, Soulful, Natural, Mysterious, Perky, Individual (approach, etc.), Intelligent, Sincere, Sociable, Sociable, Beautiful, Inquisitive, Dreamy, Wise, Extraordinary, Charming, Adored, Courteous, Sociable, Optimistic, Cautious, Witty, Open, Charming, Positive, Attractive, Attractive, Pleasant, Even, Romantic, Free, Committed, Passionate, Impetuous, Tactful, Lucky, Respectful, Compassionate, Balanced, Emotional, etc.

Best qualities hero of the day as an employee:

Analytical (mindset, approach, etc.), Strong-willed, Brilliant, Flexible, Active, Dynamic, Significant, Mature, Initiative, Intelligent, Intuitive, Critical, Logical (mindset, etc.), Observant, Reliable, Persistent, Independent, Innovative (approach, etc.), Objective, Experienced, Original, Pedantic, Consistent, Pragmatic, Practical, Principled, Direct, Straightforward, Punctual, Versatile, Calculating, Self-Critical, (approach, etc.) , Humble, Meticulous, Smart, Focused, Fair, Creative, Hardworking, Convinced, Assiduous, Purposeful, Energetic, Neat, etc.

The best qualities of the hero of the day, manifested in his personal life:

Thrifty, Loyal, Attentive, Hospitable, Efficient, Virtuous, Homely, Caring, Thrifty, Affectionate, Reliable, Calm, Understanding, Practical, Devoted, Hospitable, Reasonable, Thrifty, Calm, Fair, Patient, Generous, etc.

Material for wishes:

As we have already said, all the variety of wishes comes down to one thing - the wish for happiness, which is very individual for each person. For some, happiness is in a quiet life, and for others - in the search for adventure, etc.

Therefore, the first list of words for making wishes is dedicated to such diverse concepts that can be included in the concept of happiness.

So, happiness is:

Excitement, Bliss, Inspiration, Delight, Friendship, Sophistication, Enjoyment, Mood, Nirvana, Charm, Fun, Anticipation, Pleasant chores, Joy, Relaxation, Self-affirmation, Sweet experiences, Calmness, Tenderness, Rapture, Joy, Ecstasy, etc.

And now about one of the components of happiness in more detail. Many in their youth passionately want to achieve success and what is associated with it, and therefore you can wish them:

Applause, Luck, Taking heights, Victory, Tasting the fruits, Implementation of ideas, Winnings, Achievements, Achieving goals, Conquests, Laurels, Jubilation, Awards, Ovations, Victories, Knowledge, Conquering peaks, Comprehension, Overcoming, Implementation, Multiplication, Addition , Approach, Recognition, Growth, Promotion, Prosperity, Development, Expansion, Realization of plans, Applause, Achievements, Formation, Triumphs, Success, Strengthening, etc.

But it happens that success in life loses its attractiveness; a person is in poor physical shape. As they say, money is copper, clothes are decay, and health is more valuable than anything else. And therefore they want:

Cheerfulness, Fighting mood, Be in good health, Be well done, Doctors would have nothing to do, Endurance, Longevity (active, endless, Caucasian), Hardening, Healthy optimism, Health (strong, Siberian), Hello, Body strength, On medications not to work, tirelessness, full health, gunpowder in the flasks, well-being (good, excellent, excellent, excellent), muscle tone, so that sores do not bother you, so that you are like blood and milk, so that no infection sticks, so that nothing takes you So that illnesses are avoided, etc.

And in fact, everything is great for a healthy person. And therefore it is important to remember: whoever is not afraid of the disease is the one who is afraid of it.

Friendly greeting address

And yet, what is a holiday without a joke?! Therefore, let’s think about how to compose a congratulatory address not from big important bosses, but from colleagues and friends.

When drawing up such a document, people with a sense of humor have room to roam. If congratulations from officials is characterized by communalism, everyone tries to say only good things, then comrades who have eaten more than a pound of salt together can allow themselves some liberties and jokes.

Therefore, in addition to the above sublime and beautiful words, in a friendly congratulatory address words that often have a negative connotation can also be used.

This is not about insults, but about playing on words. For example, adventurism is a dubious virtue, but healthy adventurism is something that we probably cannot live without in our time. Entrepreneurship, initiative, as well as courage, if you don’t lose your head, take cities. Hopeless is, of course, very bad, it just couldn’t be worse, but hopeless optimism is already very good! You can move mountains with him if necessary.

In addition, when composing such a congratulatory address, you can creatively use the possibilities of the union but: hot-tempered, but easy-going; straightforward, but devoted and responsive, etc. In fact, do you ever need to tell a person what they think about him, even though he is the hero of the day?

These are these insidious words...

Adventurous, Aggressive, Ambitious, Hopeless, Stormy, Explosive, Hot-tempered, Arrogant, Proud, Hot, Hot-tempered, Rude, Dual, Arrogant, Capricious, Conservative, Slow, Dreamy, Dissatisfied, Incorrigible, Clumsy, Incompatible, Impatient, Restless, Close-minded, Dangerous, Controversial, Indifferent, Self-Confident, Sarcastic, Secretive, Standard, Spontaneous, Evasive, Stubborn, Cold, Ambitious, Noisy, etc.

In general, if you are connected with the hero of the day by good friendly relations, if you know how to observe moderation in criticism and God has not deprived you and the hero of the day of a sense of humor, then you can safely use the above words when composing a congratulatory address for the glorious anniversary of your friend.

Posted on 12/26/2017

Soon, namely on December 13, a branch of our company in another city will be 10 years old!
And the director decided to give moral encouragement to the branch’s employees.

To do this, he gave me a task - to come up with nominations for awarding certificates of honor to all employees who have been working for many years, or more, compared to others.

The system administrator will come up with the diplomas themselves with branding, and I will only have to come up with the text.
To be honest, I didn’t know where to start - I’d never done anything like this before.
And I’ve never seen the people about whom I’ll have to come up with a text, maybe I’ve only talked to some of them on the phone.

What complicated the matter was that it was necessary to invent comic nominations .

Well, how do I know if a person will be offended by my attempts to come up with something funny or have fun from the heart?!

To cope with this task, I demanded from the cashier (he is also a type of personnel officer) characteristics for each employee who will be at the corporate party. There were 10 people in total - not that many. It’s already easier - you have to rack your brains less!

So, on the 20th day of my thoughts, this was born to me:

1. Branch manager.
In the “Dear Mother” nomination, the Last Name First Name Patronymic, the leadership of the “city” patrimony is awarded.
It is known that the boss is always right - it is human nature to make mistakes. Our First Name Patronymic is a real boss: always right!
A real woman should
1).Plant a garden;
2).Build a house;
3).Raise children.
Name Patronymic name real woman! And the result is before everyone’s eyes!

2. Sales representative(branch manager's daughter)
In the “Apple from the Apple Tree” nomination, Last Name First Name is awarded
Folk wisdom- everything good in a child comes from his parents. Everything bad comes from father and mother.
First name Patronymic - one hundred percent daughter of her mother: a creative personality, a bright woman, an irreplaceable worker!

Comic nominations. Certificates of honor for awards at a corporate event or graduation party

Senior operator
In the “Lifesaver” category, the Last Name is awarded.
Nothing is more contagious for operators than the laughter of a Senior Operator!
And if God wanted us to think only with our heads, he would make us koloboks. The name is not a bun: she thinks with her heart in order to increase sales to the maximum!

4.Operator
In the nomination “A Thing for the World”, First Name Last Name is awarded.
Name - true lady. She creates conditions under which a man (especially a male buyer) has only one thing left to do - be a gentleman... and buy whatever she asks!

5. Accountant-cashier (aka HR officer)
In the category “War by war - lunch on schedule” is awarded to Last Name First Name
Name leads healthy image life: find breakfast yourself, take half of his lunch from a friend, and take dinner from an enemy.
Nothing kills the desire to work more than a salary. And the Name gives out this salary... But twice a month it is excusable to “kill the desire to work”!

6. Driver
In the category “The cat that walks by itself” is awarded to Last Name First Name
A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road.

The driver's job is to drive the car, not to be amused by statistics!
The name loves work very much. Quite often you can hear from Name important words(he speaks into the phone): Don’t darken my Holy holiday: Don't call me at work!

7. Operator
In the category “Dreaming” is awarded Last Name First Name
Dreams are plans in the mind, and plans are dreams on paper.
This nomination is a big hint for the male gender. For the beauty and slimness of the Name is a constant temptation for all men who are in close proximity to a promising employee.
You cannot give everything to everyone, because there is a lot of everyone, but only a little of everything.

8. Storekeeper-picker
In the nomination “A Mystery Shrouded in Darkness...” is awarded to Last Name First Name
The most mysterious employee in the team - no one knows why she is so drawn to work, and why there is such zeal for the work process.
If you don't know, shut up! You know - keep quiet! – Presumptive motto Name on the subject. And only on this issue - in other matters she is a very sociable young girl, which all her colleagues can confirm.

9. Storekeeper-picker
In the category “Prove yourself - secure it”, Last Name First Name is awarded
Name is engaged in expressing herself every day - she works hard and thoroughly.
Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well!
There are such seconds when minutes decide everything and it lasts for hours.
This is how the working day of Name goes - and it lasts for hours...

10. Cleaning lady
In the nomination “Cleanliness is the key to health, order is first of all” awarded to Last Name First Name
Name is the only employee who knows and actively uses the cherished formula: cleanliness is pure mass for pure volume.
No other employee can boast of such knowledge, which is an honor and arouses respect for this smart and economical woman!

It seems like everything turned out to be not boring, but not entirely fun either - this is moral encouragement, but it should be at least a little serious.
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Nomination "Pride of the Company"
For high performance in work, energy and many years of dedicated work in the Company

Nomination "Gold Fund of the Company"
(for those employees who were at the origins of the company)
For high professionalism and personal contribution to the formation and development of the Company

Nomination "For Impeccable Work"
For conscientious work in the Company and high level professionalism

Nomination "Valuable Employee"
For high-quality performance of their duties, talent and dedication to the Company

Nomination "High Start"
For high performance, perseverance in achieving goals and achieving professional heights

Nomination "Company's Hope"
For dedication, increasing your professional and educational level in the Company

Nomination “Stability is a sign of mastery”
For caring and responsible performance of one’s duties, hard work and dedication to the Company

Nomination "For Vigilance"
(for security guards, security and control service teams)
For impeccable service in maintaining safety and tranquility on the territory of the enterprise and protecting the Company’s material assets

Nomination “For the best financial situation”
(for example, the labor department team and wages, accounting, financial department, etc.)
For many years of conscientious work and stable financial performance

Nomination “For an excellent environmental situation” (comic)
(for example, for cleaners)
For many years of impeccable work, for the purity of “morals”, relationships and the cleanliness of retail (or office) areas

To the smartest employee (comic)
For energy, perseverance, cheerful disposition and high performance

To an employee with many children (comic)
For discovering a way to improve the demographic situation

To an employee who exceeds the plan (comic)
For consistency, perseverance and accuracy in fulfilling the five-year plan in 3 years

For loaders, forwarders (comic)
For multi-ton, dedicated work and work on carrying / transporting heavy loads to the most appropriate places

A corporate party doesn't have to be boring. If the host of the holiday cannot provide employees with fun and laughter, it is better not to start this holiday at all.

The competitions have already been prepared, the team members have sorted out their costumes.

NOMINATIONS FOR AWARDING EMPLOYEES

But the party manager must also take care of incentives for the winners.

We'll have to make nominations for rewarding employees that are cool for New Year and any other holiday.

Comic nominations for corporate events for employees

Options for comic certificates for corporate events are selected depending on:

competitions;

company activities;

theme of the event ( new Year party, employee anniversary, early implementation of the plan).

There are many reasons for a corporate event. To nominate an award, you need to improvise a small stage or pedestal and decorate the walls balloons, ribbons and posters.

Be sure to prepare musical accompaniment. It is best to find out in advance from each nominee his favorite melody and use it during the award ceremony.

You can order comic diplomas and certificates from any printing company. Such an award will be better than a box of chocolates or a bottle of champagne, since the nominee will keep it forever and will remind him of a fun and noisy corporate party for a long time.

What nominations can be made for awarding employees?

"Best Paparazzi of the Year"- each participant will need to take a funny photo on their phone within 5 minutes.

For winning an intellectual competition you can be awarded the title “He surpassed Burda himself”. And the loser of this competition will receive a nickname "Natural blond".

Nomination « Best mom of the year" can be given to an employee who often leaves work early to pick up her child from kindergarten or take him to music.

Suitable for the most capricious colleague "License to indulge in whims".

Name "A real man" Any representative of the stronger sex of the company can apply.

Comic documents and awards

Comic documents will undoubtedly be a pleasant gift, and, most likely, a memorable gift, a gift-memory of good people and a glorious holiday.

Diploma

As you know, a diploma is a certificate issued upon completion of a course of study at any educational institution. Everyone knows that going through the school of life is not going beyond the field.

The text, beautifully written and included in the elegant diploma crusts, on which the numbers of the appropriate age should shine, may read:

Or perhaps you would like to present the hero of the day with a certificate - a document issued for success in any business.

Power of attorney

Agreement

Bill of sale

The bill of sale - the act of acquiring ownership of property - can be drawn up for “my years - my wealth...” belonging to the hero of the day. The owner of the document can be not only one hero of the day, but all those gathered at the festive table. In this case, he will not be many years old, which will give reason for additional fun, new jokes and gags.

License

A license is, as you know, a permission. Permission to carry out any operations, conduct activities, use inventions or technical achievements.

Memorandum

A memorandum is usually a diplomatic document setting out the factual or legal side of an issue.

The memorandum may outline the expected course of the festive banquet, a summary of speeches, congratulations and toasts.

Registry

A register - a list, list, inventory of business documents or property - can be a solid list of gifts presented, compiled in the best traditions of office work (with their detailed description). Something like this: a very large box, without a bow - one piece, just large boxes with ribbons - three pieces, etc. Or you can make separate lists for just good gifts and for gifts with jokes, comic ones.

Certificate

Recipe

Certificate

Mandate

Any mandate confers certain powers. The mandate awarded at the anniversary authorizes the hero of the day to celebrate all subsequent anniversaries.

All the humorous documents described above can be presented at a gala reception, at a banquet, and during a home feast. They are universal. And they can also be called congratulatory. But the documents can be part of the decoration of the festive hall, and part of the script written for the BANQUET.

CHARTER of the anniversary banquet

Article 1
The hero of the day has the right to invite his family, exemplary in all respects, to the anniversary.
Article 2
The family of the hero of the day is considered to be anyone who knows how to behave exemplarily, has genuine love for the hero of the day and respect for the rest of the family members.
Article 3
The hero of the day is the Supreme legislative body of the anniversary, his word is the law, his wish is the order, his whim is the guide to action.
Article 4
The guests of the hero of the day are the Supreme Executive Body, executing the will of the Supreme Legislative Body.
Article 5
The Supreme Executive Body ensures the good mood of the Supreme Legislative Body through the presentation of gifts and flowers, as well as timely toasts and various types of congratulations and wishes.
Article 6
The Supreme Legislative Body ensures undying shine in the eyes of the Supreme Executive Body through timely supply of strong and soft drinks, as well as an assortment of snacks.
Article 7
The maximum possible number of drinks consumed is not established by the anniversary regulations.
Article 8
The minimum duration of the anniversary established by the regulations is until the ability to read and re-read the Charter is lost. Maximum - not regulated.
Article 9
Memories of the celebrated anniversary are stored in the memory of all participants in the anniversary until the next similar celebration, at which the powers of the Supreme Legislative and Supreme Executive Bodies are restored to their previous extent.
Article 10
The jubilee charter comes into force from the moment the first glass is raised to the hero of the day.

Anniversary oath of guests

On one of the copies of the oath, each guest signs next to the line he said. The document is placed in a beautiful folder or framed and solemnly presented to the hero of the day.

Oath of the hero of the day

The hero of the day will only have to pronounce the word “I swear” in time when his confidant will read out the prepared text.

In this case, the right hand of the hero of the day should lie on his heart, or, in extreme cases, on a bottle of champagne, which can also be a symbol of the importance of the festive event taking place.

The oath of the hero of the day is confirmed by raising a glass to the guests and draining it to the bottom, and then - general shouts of jubilation.

Anniversary order

A loud voice is heard:

Anniversary! Be equal! Attention!
To meet on the right!.. To Kara-ul!
Look up to the hero of the day!

SECRET ORDER
for the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District
No. 000 - 01 from...... date......... month

In connection with the achievement of "Agent 054" the FIFTY-FIFTH level of perfection, I ORDER:
Assign “Agent 054” a new code name:

"AGENT 055".,

The order was signed by the commander-in-chief
All Jubilee districts of the Russian Federation
(first and last name are classified).

The reading of the Order ends with the commands:

Anniversary!
At ease! Have some fun!!!

Commemorative medal

On the reverse side of the medal is the surname, first name and patronymic of the hero of the day, as well as the date of presentation and its number (most likely it is No. 0001).

Award sheet for the medal “For Anniversary Merit”

For great services to the Fatherland, as well as Childhood, Adolescence, Youth, Maturity and Wisdom,

for his great contribution to improving the demographic situation, as well as for deposits in Sberbank, Teschabank and Detibank,

for personal courage shown on personal as well as on all other fronts,

for high achievements in increasing the productivity of vegetables, legumes, melons, citrus fruits and other useful crops,

for the endless desire to always be in the right place everywhere and in everything

Government of the Russian Federation
together with relatives, friends and colleagues

DECIDED:

reward_______________________________________________

medal "For Anniversary Merit"

Prepare and present the award immediately.

Place the award certificate in a frame and hang it above your favorite sofa.

The award should be worn in all public places until the next anniversary.

Signature Date
Seal of government and family members

Instructions for handling the hero of the day

So, for the personal safety of the hero of the day, his better safety, during medium and small anniversaries, the following instructions can be distributed to all guests invited to the holiday.

Attention! Before you start communicating with the hero of the day, check its integrity, make sure that it is not damaged, and is fully equipped in accordance with its age and the latest warranty inspection.
Please read this manual carefully, which contains important information on the proper use and maintenance of the device.
Persons dealing with the hero of the day are required to know the rules for safe handling and carefully study this manual.
The hero of the day is suitable for socializing with friends, sometimes only at home.
The hero of the day should be in a room with good ventilation, at room temperature and moderate humidity.
Sources of soft and strong drinks should be located near the hero of the day.
For the anniversary, uninterrupted delivery of the first, second, third, as well as other assorted dishes should be ensured.
The hero of the day must be provided with free access and escape routes from at least three sides.
It is not recommended to touch the hero of the day with unsterile hands and unpainted lips.
The hug pressure affecting the hero of the day should not exceed 2.5 atm.
The weight of gifts handed over to the hero of the day should not exceed 0.5 kg. Larger gifts must be transported on special carts.
The diameter of the bouquets presented to the hero of the day should not be less than 1 m, and the number of flowers in each individual bouquet should not be less than the numbers of the anniversary being celebrated.
Moving the hero of the day indoors is allowed only if support and insurance are provided on four sides.
Moving the hero of the day from one hall to another inside the building is allowed only in a reclining position, preferably on 12 pillows. And at least six porters must carry it. Special request: to be accompanied by a boy with a fan.
The movement of the hero of the day between buildings is allowed only in special cases, with the permission of Gokhran specialists, in an armored limousine, accompanied by three traffic police vehicles, five T-80 tanks and a crane with a lifting capacity of at least 16 tons.
It is recommended to reproduce this instruction and hand it to each participant in the anniversary celebrations against signature.
This instruction must be kept throughout the anniversary celebrations, as well as after them, since the hero of the day, having ceased to be the hero of the day, as a rule, wants to be one again and again.

Pass

Congratulatory address

A congratulatory address cannot be given just like that, on the occasion of an ordinary birthday. A congratulatory address is awarded for special services to the country, native enterprise, etc.

If the usual congratulations for the hero of the day, which are simply written on a postcard or presented to the hero of the day in person, consists of two parts: words of congratulations and wishes (and they wish everyone happiness and decipher what it is: health, success, prosperity, luck, joy, etc. . etc.), then the congratulatory address, in addition to the two already mentioned parts, contains three more. It also includes:
characterization of the human qualities of the hero of the day (both as a member of a team and, possibly, as a family man);
assessment of the work activity of the hero of the day;
gratitude to the hero of the day (most often for the work done).

In order to give the hero of the day a complete and correct description, in order to correctly evaluate his activities, and then thank him with all my heart, adjectives must be used.

There are parts of speech that help us formulate a thought, while adjectives make it more precise and colorful.

They help us convey our feelings. Therefore, in order to understand how to best write a congratulatory address, let’s first compose it for the conditional hero of the day, Ivan Ivanovich, without adjectives:

Ivan Ivanovich!

The team of Mechanical Plant JSC __________ congratulates you on your __________ anniversary! Over the __________ years that you devoted to the __________ enterprise, the plant management and team recognized you as a __________ and __________ person and friend, __________, _________ specialist, colleague and boss, _________ family man. The production site team, which you __________ and __________ led for many years, demonstrated __________ results in terms of increased labor productivity and reduced production costs.

On behalf of the plant management and workforce, General Director of Mechanical Plant JSC

Full name ____________ date

Material for congratulations:

The best qualities of the hero of the day as an employee:

The best qualities of the hero of the day, manifested in his personal life:

Material for wishes:

Therefore, the first list of words for making wishes is dedicated to such diverse concepts that can be included in the concept of happiness.

So, happiness is:

And now about one of the components of happiness in more detail. Many in their youth passionately want to achieve success and what is associated with it, and therefore you can wish them:

And in fact, everything is great for a healthy person. And therefore it is important to remember: whoever is not afraid of the disease is the one who is afraid of it.

Friendly greeting address

And yet, what is a holiday without a joke?! Therefore, let’s think about how to compose a congratulatory address not from big important bosses, but from colleagues and friends.

When drawing up such a document, people with a sense of humor have room to roam. If congratulations from officials are communitarian, everyone tries to say only good things, then comrades who have eaten more than a pound of salt together can allow themselves some liberties and jokes.

Therefore, in addition to the above sublime and beautiful words, words that often have a negative connotation can also be used in a friendly congratulatory address.

These are these insidious words...

In general, if you have good friendly relations with the hero of the day, if you know how to observe moderation in criticism, and God has not deprived you and the hero of the day of a sense of humor, then you can safely use the above words when composing a congratulatory address for the glorious anniversary of your friend.

Comic certificates are presented for birthdays, weddings, retirement or other special events. Employees, bosses, relatives, friends and acquaintances are encouraged with medals and diplomas. The wording for the award depends on the reason for which the document is presented. It is advisable to use ready-made samples of thank you notes, which are presented for any special event.

Samples of letters

Examples of diplomas can be downloaded for free on the Internet or purchased in specialized stores. Electronic versions are printed and signed. There are certificates where congratulatory words filled out independently, or those where the text is already present and it is enough to write the recipient’s name. The advantage of the former is an individual approach, in which you can choose any text - humorous, funny, official.

For a birthday

The birthday person is awarded a certificate with interesting congratulations. For example: “Beloved father and grandfather are awarded!” or “Congratulations to the most the best mommy Happy birthday to the world!”

For the anniversary

A comic diploma for a special anniversary will be remembered by the hero of the day or hero of the day. It is usually awarded for 50 years, 60 years, 70 years. The congratulator can download the certificate from kind words from Putin, Zhirinovsky or another famous politician, singer, actor. Birthday celebrants and guests will love the original signed certificates.

For a wedding

The wedding certificate is presented to the bride and groom. Comic letters are given to the witness and witness, matchmakers, father-in-law and mother-in-law and father-in-law. You can honor with a diploma for the active participation of cheerful guests.

Congratulations on your honors diploma

There are certificates online that jokingly congratulate students on completing their studies. If desired, they give highly specialized certificates: to a cunning lawyer, to an ideal programmer. Suitable options: “Diploma of a recognized genius”, “Certificate of a Bright Head”.

To a woman

When signing a diploma for lovely ladies, you should not skimp on compliments. The text says that the woman is beautiful, charming, gentle, sweet, smart, kind, with a good sense of humor.

To a man

A real man gets thank you letter in the categories: “Golden Hands”, “Muscles of Steel”, “Sex Symbol”. The nomination depends on the character and hobbies of the man who is awarded the diploma.

To mom

Usually, the presentation of the certificate falls on the shoulders of the children or spouse. You can reward a woman for the fact that she is just about to become a mother. In this case, comic diplomas are selected for expectant mothers experiencing pregnancy difficulties.

To my husband

Wife

Parents

The certificate is presented to new parents at in a comic form. Certificates are given at the time of discharge from the maternity hospital or after it. Diplomas for many years of conscientious work in raising children are awarded when the child has already graduated from school.

For children

Certificate nominations for kids are “Achievements in Sports”, “Outstanding Academic Achievement”, “Exemplary Behavior”. Funny nominations - “Miss Sweet Tooth”, “Miss Laughter”, “Mr. Imagination”.

For girl

For boy

Grandfather

Grandma

Pensioner

To a friend

The joke is issued in the form of a diploma or postcard. My best friend will be happy original design diplomas. For example, a diploma is jokingly signed and a photo of a person with a friend is attached to it.

To the best friend

To the winner

For first place

An award sheet for 1st place or 2nd and 3rd places is given at holidays as a prize for participation in competitions.

To the head

The boss is presented with a comic letter or a funny order from the team of workers. The text talks about what positive qualities The leader has: wisdom, determination, justice.

To the boss

Colleague

Employee for work

To a conscientious worker

In a humorous letter, the best employee should be thanked for Good work. Managers can summarize the year, ask employees to maintain positive momentum and continue to improve in their professional field.

To the teacher

To the doctor

To the teacher

When planning to present comic diplomas, parents can buy a little more forms. Then sign the blank certificates for the most delicious lunches, kind attitude towards children, games and walks fresh air and give it to the kindergarten staff.

Accountant

To the builder

To the cook

To the driver

For sporting achievements

Awards with funny titles

Medals in comic categories

Diploma templates

Layouts comic letters you need to sign it cheerfully. If there is no diploma with the desired nomination online, then download blank diplomas and then sign them at your own discretion.

For example: “To the best checkers player!”, “Certificate for participation in the most fiery dances!”, “Juicy berry at 45 years old!”

How to sign a thank you note

The text is the main part of the commendable diploma. A ready-made template is found on the Internet or the words are composed independently. An important part of a successful congratulation includes a gift and receipt of a certificate by the hero of the occasion. It is worth taking care of the solemn atmosphere, presenting the diploma to the birthday boy, reading the text in front of the guests, and adding a few sincere words of your own.

Text for forms

The text for diplomas is the main part of the diploma. Comic congratulations must be kind and cheerful in order to bring a smile to the hero of the occasion. Those who want to write a congratulation on their own take into account the strengths of the birthday boy or girl and jokingly describe them.

Example 1

Beloved friend Allochka! I present you with a diploma for your ability to support with advice during a difficult and joyful period of life. You can talk on the phone the longest, party with me in clubs at night and find the most fun adventures. Thank you for your friendship!

Example 2

Dear colleague Irina Mikhailovna! We worked together for many years. Today is your holiday! You are retiring, but 55 is a deceptive date. Sparkling eyes and a charming smile reveal your true age. Irina Mikhailovna, our security officers have learned a secret: you are only 20 years old. Always remain cheerful, perky and friendly!

Example 3

Best friend Vladik! I'm glad that we are friends. You always do what is right and fair! It’s interesting to play with you and watch cartoons, overeat with cakes and sit at the same desk. You will always give me advice, and if necessary, solve a test for me. Let this diploma remind you that you are my best friend.

Inscriptions in verses

Those with poetic talent can easily congratulate the hero of the occasion on their wedding anniversary, anniversary, even on defending their diploma in the form of a funny poem.

If congratulatory lines just don’t work out, but you want to write a poem yourself, then you can look up rhymes on the Internet: a fisherman is an eccentric, an anniversary - don’t worry, a friend is suddenly a spouse. Compose a short quatrain based on the rhymes.

Gratitude is given on various occasions: on birthdays, other holidays, out of a desire to thank for work or study. You can make a certificate of merit with your own hands or download it online.

In order to make a diploma yourself, take a sheet of white paper, A4 size. In the upper central part the word is written in capital letters: diploma, diploma, certificate of merit, gratitude.

Below is the text and signature. If desired, the diploma is surrounded by a frame; you can draw a picture or paste a photo in the lower or upper part. When designing, make sure that the sizes of the text and pictures are proportional to the sheet of paper.

Ready-made thank-you templates can be found on the Internet. You can download it for free and send the required number of copies for printing. Special design programs allow you to add new elements to the layout of the merit sheet. Original thanks are made in the form of a certificate, a Soviet leaflet, an ancient letter or scroll.