This morning Robert Pattison called me ten times to wish me a happy birthday, but I hung up and hung up... and then the damn alarm clock woke me up...
I know what infuriates almost every girl in her family! Eternal question: “Haven’t found a groom yet?”
All girls seem stupid. But only before they show their intelligence.
At your age, only a girl has the right not to know what she wants. Men do not have such a privilege!
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Women's logic has been in an irreconcilable struggle with the male psyche for hundreds of years.
Let not every girl be a decoration for her man, but anyone can become his treasure!
Until I was 15, I was a smart girl, and then... I fell in love!
At the age of 3, I confused vodka with water... and I loved it!
No the best way shut up a girl than give her flowers!
As soon as a girl leans on a man’s hard shoulder, she instinctively climbs onto his neck.
Any thing suits a beautiful girl, but most of all, the complete absence of them.
Girls, don't let your eyes down and they won't let you down!
In order to sit on a man’s neck, a woman needs to be able to spread her legs well!
A woman is ready to do anything for love, even make love.
Girls are divided into 3 categories: - I will give! - I will not give! - I will give but not to you! (No offense to girls) x))
If men knew what women were thinking, they would be twenty times more impudent, just as if women knew men better, they would become even more flirtatious.
Lips in a bow, eyebrows like a house... again mixed rum with gintonic...
Trouble is when you shaved in the evening, and in the morning you get up and you have stubble again... and you are 12 years old and you are a girl
You deleted me from VKontakte friends... from friends in my world... deleted my phone number.. deleted me from ICQ.. from the agent... WHAT FROM MEMORY, WEAK?!
In the lower grades, boys beat beautiful girls with briefcases to the head, and then they wonder why all the beautiful girls are fools
Every time I leave the hairdresser, I am tormented by the same question - why did they ask me how I wanted to cut my hair?
A girl is like a calculator: it adds problems, takes up time, multiplies expenses, divides property
A man's problems begin not when a woman begins to undress for his money, but when she begins to dress with it.
The girl is the only divine intellect who doesn’t know what she wants))
Kind, sweet, childishly jealous, uncontrollably cheerful, in love with a secret, proudly free, soaring in the sky, eternally happy, giving joy
The weaker sex is stronger than the strong due to the weakness of the stronger sex towards the weak
Well, this was necessary in response to my mother’s humorous question. Daughter, do you smoke? reply What exactly?
Hysteria is female way have fun...
What could be worse than female logic is collective female logic
There is only one woman in the world destined for you, and if you do not meet her, you are saved.
I'm a poor girl who's bad at arithmetic! Above two, higher mathematics immediately begins for me!
The two most useful books for a girl are her mother's kitchen book and her father's checkbook.
Do you know what really hurts? It’s when you’re lying on the sofa, chatting on the phone, you want to lean your feet on the wall and then a slipper flies off and right into your eyes
wonderful girls do not lie on the road. they need to be recaptured from idiots who don’t value them...
A woman must do three things in her life: cut down a tree, blow up a house and raise a daughter...
so the guys say that we are slow, but it’s nothing! We understand everything, they just always ask the questions incorrectly))
Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online so as not to write to you
A woman is a CAT who, at her own request, can give any man a DOG'S LIFE!
What difference does it make what's going on in my soul? The main thing is how I look. Admire it.
The higher the slit on a woman’s dress, the easier it is for her to run away from a man, but the more he wants to run after her.
An insane woman is a woman who, at the end of sexual intercourse, screams “Not at me!!
I’m just one of those girls who invites me over for tea and actually goes to put the kettle on.
When a man feels bad, he looks for a woman. When a man feels good, he looks for another one.
There are three periods in the life of every woman: in the first she gets on the nerves of her father, in the second she gets on her husband’s nerves, and in the third she gets on her son-in-law’s nerves.
Some girls can get any man they like; others like any man they can get.
In order not to get bored of a man, a woman changes dresses, and in order not to get bored of a woman, a man changes women.
Women are the best psychoanalysts, until they are in love.
All men are bought by the fact that all women are sold (Oscar Wilde).
A woman wants many things, but from one man, and a man wants one thing, but from many women.
She doesn't consider herself beautiful, but she knows that she can easily make anyone fall in love with her...
When a woman says that she has nothing to wear, it means that everything new has run out. When a man says that he has nothing to wear, it means that everything clean has run out.
I went to the store to buy a handbag, but I liked the boots and bought a blouse)))
A woman is almost helpless until her nails are dry...
If a woman quickly surrendered to a man, this is not his merit, but all those who were with her before.
I’ve never understood those girls who, after 2 days of dating a guy, change their last name to his in contact..
I am free and at the same time not alone, in search, but not actively! I think I found it, but it’s not mine yet...
I would be a good girl if it weren't for these bad boys...
If you cut yourself and don’t bleed, that means you’re a heartless bitch!!!
The only one I will run after will shout to me “catch up, mom”)))
Girls are different, the consequences are the same =)
TO beautiful girls Not only guys stick, but also gossip...
The man leaves quickly, but often returns. The woman thinks for a long time before leaving, but leaves forever.
The girl wants to first go to restaurants to understand whether she should go to bed with a guy. And the guy wants to get the girl into bed as soon as possible in order to understand whether it’s worth taking her to restaurants?
It's better to be alone and not love anyone! What to love and be alone!
Girls are amazing creatures, they want to please even those who don’t like them.
Finding a husband is an art, keeping a husband is a profession!
One must be able to often obey a woman in order to have the right to sometimes command her V. Hugo
To check a man’s feelings, you need to find out not what he is ready to do for you, but what he is ready to give up for your sake.
Calm down, finally think about it, the mascara is running, Superman actually wore panties over his leggings... and nothing... everyone loved him
Women are smarter than men... Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
Girls don’t think at first, and then they think why they didn’t think when they should have thought...)
You never learn the truth from a woman. From the beginning they have a girlish memory, then women's secrets, then senile insanity
Hm. As a child I was VERY modest, but now you can’t say the same about me, where did that go??? It probably went into the boobs
It’s a pity for the girls who won’t sit in vanilla heaven and cry into their pillows, since the 14th is a school day.
If you cut a woman's wings, she will sit on a broom
There are corners in a woman’s soul where no man will look, and if he looks, he won’t see anything, and even if he sees, he won’t understand anything...
You sit in the evening, paint your nails beautifully, paint them, repaint them, and in the end it turns out beautiful, you like it. The next morning you come to school and your friend says: “Wipe off that varnish, it turned out ugly!”... it’s so offensive (((
A man is ready to do anything to make love, even to love.
A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price
She does not forgive betrayal. She hates betrayal, lies... And if she leaves once... then you will never bring her back...
Women are very clean; before sitting on a man’s neck, they carefully wipe their feet on him.
Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online so as not to write to you.
Forget you? What you. I would like to remember you first.
Girl, were you cute as a child or what are you like now?
There is no greater disappointment for a woman than the inattention of a man for whom she wants to be inaccessible
I'm not jealous of my exes. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those less fortunate.
Mmmmm when I saw you, my heart was in my chest... Speaking of breasts. I bought myself a new bra.
A real woman should be able to throw three things: banks, eyes and hysterics.
If a man gives a woman everything she asks for, then she is asking for too little.
A man commits violence against a woman, taking her by storm, and a woman commits violence against a man, remaining unapproachable.
The deeper the neckline on a woman’s dress, the easier she breathes, but the harder it is for a man...
The first sign that a girl doesn't have a boyfriend is painted lips.
Probably every girl has experienced what makeup means at -30 degrees and what it turns into
Topic: Most best statuses in VK for girls. Women argue that men are fickle, and men argue that women are flighty. Jean de La Bruyère
You should never trust a woman who tells you her age. A woman capable of this is capable of anything. Oscar Wilde
Women need cuteness to be desirable to men; It is unreasonable for beautiful ladies to be attracted to men.
The inconstancy of the women with whom I was in love was redeemed only by the hellish constancy of the women in love with me. B. Shaw.
Only by admitting the guilt of women is honor tarnished. Ovid
It is not surprising that Solomon resolved the dispute between the two women in the blink of an eye: after all, he had seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines. Julien de Falkenare
Every woman should get married but no man should get married. Benjamin Disraeli
The song around the fire fascinates women more than the power of a hunter getting food. Wilhelm Schwöbel
Seeing a woman on a tree, Socrates said: Oh, that all trees would bear such fruit as this one! Abul Faraj
A woman is like a traffic police inspector: she’ll say crap, take away your money, ruin your mood, and it’s also your fault!
A real man should give way to a woman and not give way to anyone next to her
Nature told the woman: be beautiful if you can, wise if you want, but you must certainly be prudent. Pierre Augustin Beaumarchais
The best necklace for a woman is the arms of a child hugging her neck...
Friendship between a man and a woman is impossible. Passion, enmity, adoration, love, just not friendship.
An innocent girl is corrupted with shameless speeches, lung woman behavior is dizzying with respectful love: in both cases - an unknown fruit. Antoine de Rivarol
A true friend is a girl who knows your favorite song and reminds you of its tune when you forget it yourself.
As a rule, the problem is not that your wife loves you, but that she loves you alone. Unknown author.
Which one is the most smart woman? The one you want to thank even for refusal. Vasily Klyuchevsky
It is not true that without women there is no life in the world. The truth is different: it’s as if you never lived in the world without women. Karl Kraus
If you sympathize married woman, then you find either two enemies, or a wife and a friend. Henry Mencken
The woman on the sand is fascinating - she looks like a newly dug up statue. Ramon Gomez de la Serna
Men marry out of boredom, women out of curiosity. Both are disappointed. Oscar Wilde
A girl who never gossips simply doesn't have any girlfriends worth talking about.
A smart woman gives happiness, a stupid woman waits for it.
Man has an eternal, elevating need to love. Anatole France
It is not true that we love a woman for what she says; we love what she says because we love her. Andre Maurois
The best ideas come one step before failure.
We love both a child and a friend only if we already know how to love. And a man learns this from a woman.
Life has always been easier for women: retirement age earlier, live longer, boobs are always at hand, no need to marry some idiot.
U loving man: a woman is naked at home, but wears a hat outside.
A woman always needs a friend to have someone to brag about.
A healthy body is wonderful; a healthy mind is even better; but the most important thing - both for a person and for a nation - is character, the sum of those virtues that make a man good man, and a woman - a good woman. Theodore Roosevelt
When you think that there are men so brave that they look into a woman’s face, come up to her, shake her hand and say without horror: Do you want to be my wife? - then you can’t help but be surprised at what human courage can reach. Stendhal
Most smart man becomes a fool when he loves; The most empty girl, having fallen in love, becomes smart. Moritz-Gottlieb Safir
The baker whose wife cheats on him doesn't have horns, but bagels.
A doctor must have the gaze of a falcon, the hands of a girl, the wisdom of a snake and the heart of a lion. Avicenna
The road to success is crowded with women who push their husbands in front of them. Thomas Dewar
A blade of grass will tell us honestly about which way the wind is blowing; But what a woman wants, God himself doesn’t even know! Maxim Gorky
Most women have no principles: they obey the voice of their hearts, and their behavior in everything depends on the men they love. Jean de La Bruyère
When men forgive, they immediately forget everything, but women only know how to forgive.
Great love is obviously about trust, about enjoying each other, about respecting each other's personal lives, and about respecting each other's professional choices.
Once a woman gives you her heart, you will never get rid of everything else. John Vanbrugh
The arithmetic average of a woman's opinion of her husband a month before the wedding and a year after it is his true assessment in a very convenient form. Henry Mencken
You must first live for your own pleasure, have fun, and only then ruin everything with a serious relationship.
Lyusya ate the first, the second, a piece of cake, nuts with condensed milk and compote. As a result, Lyusya is as happy as an elephant, but dissatisfied as a woman.
Life is like electricity: you get up with tension, you go to work with resistance, you sparkle all day, you pass out at night...
The woman is simultaneously a snake, an apple, and a pain in the stomach. Henry Mencken
The phone is truly useful only for large entrepreneurs and women who have something to hide. Colette
A woman before marriage is a provocateur; after marriage - gendarme. Henry Mencken
I must lose myself in activity, otherwise I will die of despair. Tennyson
There are few decent women in the world who are not sick of their virtue. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
It is easier for a woman to overcome her passion than her coquetry. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A jealous wife read her husband’s VKontakte statuses and liked him with a frying pan.
A woman spends more time reminiscing about her past romance than a man does starting a dozen new ones. Helen Rowland
A woman may sometimes confess her sins, but I have never known one who would confess her weaknesses. Henry Wheeler Show - The best VK statuses for girls.
The girl is a mystery covered in makeup.
A woman who everyone considers cold has simply not yet met a person who would awaken love in her. Jean La Bruyère
- Damn, I’m so tired of my friends meddling in my personal life! Damn, everyone looks so right and starts teaching me what and how, damn I’m not 12 years old!
- 6 years old - “I want to go to school”, 12 years old - “I want to go to college”, 16 years old - “I want to go to 5th grade”, 20 years old - “I want to go to kindergarten, there you sleep, eat, play, sleep)
- Previously, at the age of 12, feelings were written down in a diary and hidden under the pillow from their mother, but now girls write blogs and display their thoughts.
- Damn, it was torn in a 12-year-old girl... on the car there is a white square and it says “Jerk off? Then we’ll come to you!” scribe: DDDD
- At 12 years old, a girl looks like a child, but at heart she is such a bride, and at 16 years old she looks like a bride, but at heart she is such a child
- Where is the world going??? Children at 12 years old think about love and sex!!! Yes, some people play with dolls at 15!!!
- words of a friend at 12 years old: -at 16 years old I will give freedom to my pussy: D I’ll be 16 soon: D
- Children are so funny)) - I'm looking to meet a guy 11-12 years old FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP. I'm 11 years old!!
- girls from 8 to 12 years old kill me like, “I love you”, “I can’t live without you”, “all love is over”, “I will die without you”!!! girls, at your age I didn’t get out of the sandbox, I enjoyed my childhood , and didn’t even think about love, and you’re already going to die!!! Enjoy your childhood, you won’t get it back_!!!
- I was 12 years old, “House 2” was shown on screens, now I’m 18, and what do you think?)
- I give 100% that everyone who wrote about the fact that they are enraged by the girls who write, don’t go crazy and the like... or about childhood, when they are 12 years old, I don’t add anyone to education! and in ABOUT YOURSELF: in
- I found an old profile...12 years have passed...to the question: “Favorite boy:” answered: Vanya S., Lesha M., Sasha K. and Dima Ch. Loving thing...
- If he is afraid to approach you, it means you are more valuable than those to whom he easily approaches...
- Why, when good boy follows you around with flowers and snotty text messages, you don’t give a fuck, and when one asshole writes “hello” your heart bursts with happiness and you sit there smiling like a fool for another half an hour?
- As a child, Masha was so often frightened that at the age of 12 she was sold vodka without a passport.
- I found a VKontakte status from Nyuta (12 years old): How I wish I could be a little child and not have any problems. This is burning (^_^)
- at 12 years old love is dangerous at 13 years old it is harmful at 17 years old love is beautiful remember this forever!
- At the age of 12, children already drink, smoke, don’t believe in Santa Claus, watch action movies, but at 20 I don’t drink, don’t smoke, I love cartoons, I believe in Santa Claus! After all, only when you grow up do you begin to appreciate childhood, and those who want to grow up quickly are simply fools!
- ... "the meaning of life is lost, he left me!..." This is the VKontakte status of a 12-year-old girl! Kick kids let's go...
- damn, remember they were real here once funny statuses, and now the snot and sobs of girls and boys =(((
- Love changes people beyond recognition, as in better side, and vice versa.
I would love to be better! But it couldn’t be better!!!)
Each person has their own problems... for some, the shelving does not fit into the opening, for others, their ass is in their jeans. 🙂
I’m not surprised by someone’s oddities... I can’t always explain mine!
Going to bed at 11 or 12 pm is a small difference, but getting up in the morning at 6:00 or 6:05 is a huge difference!
— You sit quietly on VKontakte and here you have a question. - "What are you doing?"
- Damn, you won’t believe it, I’m cutting hay and stacking it at the monitor. =)All men are looking for someone who is smart, beautiful, funny, sexy, some with an apartment, a car, and also faithful and selfless. The question arises: why does she need you?
Don't look for the perfect person - I'm sitting at home today ;)!!!
If you don’t have a personal life, then stop being decent...
First the guy ran away from me, then the dog, now I see how hard it is for the fish to push the aquarium towards the door...
I put on my headphones, turned on the music and went to clean the apartment.. I cleaned half of the apartment with the vacuum cleaner turned off :)
Lord, give me wisdom to understand a man! Give me love - to forgive him.. Patience - to withstand his character.. Just don’t give me strength - otherwise I’ll kill him!
I really want to cuddle up to someone... put my lips to my ear and whisper... GIVE MONEY...
You can’t drink tap water - it’s dirty, but fruits and vegetables need to be washed with tap water - they will be clean.
When someone turns to you with the request: “Tell me, just be honest!”, you realize with horror that now you will have to lie a lot.
- Where are you?
- In hell.
- Okay, when you finish studying, you’ll call.In the morning, girls are divided into 4 types:
1. I may not put on makeup, but I’ll sleep.
2. I may not put on makeup, but I will eat it.
3. I may not sleep or eat, but I will put on makeup.
4. EVERYWHERE, DAMN IT, I’M LATE, BUT I’LL SLEEP, EAT AND PUT ON MAKEUPTrue feminine happiness is to take off your heels and bra.
When a guy is jealous, a girl is pleased... But when a girl starts to be jealous, World War 3 begins...
In any unclear situation - worse.
If you want to effectively seduce a guy, throw him a package of condoms and say: “Sir, defend yourself!”
Mine comes up today and says: “You women are strange creatures! When your jeans don’t fasten, you cry from grief, and when your bra doesn’t fasten, you cry from joy!”
Yes, now it’s not the boys who have gone, but some women! write first, call first, call for a walk first too. Maybe I should pick her up and give her some flowers?
The worst misconception among women is: “He will change.” The most common misconception among men is: “She’s not going anywhere!”
I had a fight with my loved one, turned away, and in my head: well, hug... well, hug... well, hug... and then he hugs, and you’re like: ... he took his hands away!
Darling, give me something for my birthday so that I can say: “Wow! Lexus!
This morning the mirror showed such horrors O_o
Get married, or what? Where is this unfortunate guy hiding?
I've had no luck with men before. Time has passed... I have become wiser and wiser. Now men have no luck with me...
If there is a guy, there are problems, if there is no guy, there is only one problem: there is no guy.
As women do: “That’s it, don’t call me again!..” and sit and wait...
Of the insects, I only respect the female praying mantis. Well done grandma! Seduced, fell in love, ate, forgot.
Fear in my soul, eyes on my forehead, I'm walking on the ice in heels.
I know how to roll everything... eyes, jars, hysteria... I know how to make something out of nothing... dinner, hairstyle, scandal... I can take out the trash, brain...! In general, I am a very capable girl.
Girls are masochists. Proven by epilator...=)
For a girl, the combination of a mirror and music is very interesting thing for two hours. (With)
I'm one of those girls who literally breaks out laughing in the middle of dead silence about something that happened a year or two ago.
If a girl walks with headphones on, with her head down, and then suddenly changes her gait, then a different song starts playing in the headphones :)
for Girls, Men - like pies: some like them with eggs, others with cabbage
The girl is worried about appearance only in two cases: when someone is looking at her, and when no one is looking...
Only a girl can put her cell phone on silent mode so as not to distract her, and then check every 15 minutes to see if she has received an SMS.
Do you think you learned to kiss on tomatoes and are ready for life?... Yeah, buy bananas...)))
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You don't need much to be happy. Hot chocolate, favorite music, a warm blanket and now you are happy.
It is enough for men to know that they are believed in. It is enough for women to know that they are loved. And that they are beautiful, and that they are not fat. In short, they need to know everything!
IN public transport real guys always sit with their eyes closed because it hurts them to see girls standing...
Life is short, art is endless.
Friendship is not only invaluable, but also beautiful; we praise the one who loves his friends, and having many friends seems like something wonderful, and some even think that being good person and friend - one and the same. Aristotle
To have many friends is to have none. Erasmus of Rotterdam
True friends are friends who won't let you do anything stupid alone.
Never be sad - smoke - let go. Never drink too much - then bad things happen. Never be stupid - people like that are avoided. Never love - there is no love...
Making mistakes is an inherent property of love. A love affair is not made for crawling on your knees and driving yourself into stupor, like an English maid who rubs calluses on her knees from constantly scrubbing the floors. This is not what it was created for, and it merrily falls into mistakes, this is a sweet love adventure! Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Happiness is precisely the self-affirmation of life in its own rightness. Lovely pictures by Simone De Beauvoir
They say cats help relieve stress. And indeed, if you kick the asshole, it immediately feels better!
While the interests of friends do not intersect, female friendship may continue to exist.
You're never too old for that. To set a new goal or dream about something new. Clive Staples Lewis
Always keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge for special occasions - sometimes a special occasion can mean you have a bottle of champagne in the fridge!
No one needs a vacation more than a person who has just returned from it...
You need to think with your head. And not girlfriends
The most tender touch that exists on earth. And if you really feel the trembling going through your body, then you really feel good with this person.
A frowning friend is better than a smiling enemy. English proverb
- Love is a luxury. - No. Love is a vital necessity. Laini Taylor "Daughter of Smoke and Bone"
Quitting drinking is very easy, but convincing your friends of this...
When you have winning cards in your hand, you should play fairly.
When it is obvious that goals cannot be achieved, do not adjust the goals, adjust the practical steps. Confucius
A person consists of 100% water. If a person has no dreams or goals in life, then he is just a puddle.
If they were building a house of happiness, the largest room would have to be used as a waiting room.
Labor entertains the mind.
I'm trying to find myself as a person, sometimes it's not easy to do.
The less you think, the more like-minded people there are
My life is wonderful, I'm always positive. It’s such a blessing to be the only one so beautiful in the whole world.
I think about you every second...
Business is the art of taking money out of another person's pocket without resorting to violence. M. Amsterdam
A balanced diet is when you hold exactly the same pieces of cake in each hand.
The person we love seems more beautiful to us than he really is. .
There is no way to insult your friends! But pinning is a sacred thing!
Victory over the weak is like defeat.
Don’t waste your time or energy on those who don’t like your character!
You will never hit the goal without ever shooting at it. Wayne Gretzky
The Lord has given us relatives, but we, thank God, are free to choose our own friends. Mumford.
My dear aya tiger tigress, I fall in love with you more and more every day!
Fear can be conquered with a joke, because everything terrible is afraid of the warmth generated by laughter. Clifford Simak The Vast Courtyard
Better luck with a little finger than with a mountain of wishes.
If children were not forced to work, they would not learn literacy, music, gymnastics, or what most strengthens virtue - shame. For it is primarily from these activities that shame is usually born. Democritus
Noah was the first businessman in the world, and he founded his business when the rest of the world was in the process of liquidation.
The sins of others You are so eager to judge, start with your own and will not get to others. William Shakespeare
Inspiration comes from daily work. Charles Badler
Set big goals for yourself - they are harder to miss.
Life is what happens while you are busy making plans. John Lennon
Prosperity comes from work and frugality. Han Feizi
Record the silence and play it at full volume!
The height of culture is always directly dependent on the love of work... Maxim Gorky
Women love, men play along in love. Arkady Davidovich
Yesterday I had a blast with my friend Today I can’t remember where
When life gives a person hundreds of reasons to cry, he forgets that he has thousands of reasons to smile.
We, beautiful women, are obliged to appear stupid so as not to bother men.
All lovers vow to fulfill more than they can, and do not even fulfill what is possible. W. Shakespeare
A man is judged by his friends. Baltasar Gracian y Morales
In a family, the one who is loudest is right. A. Markov.
Tell everyone you're sick. Say you're broke. Say that you have lost interest in life. Look around those people who are still close to you are your true friends!
I don’t need a friend who, agreeing with me on everything, changes views with me, nodding his head, because a shadow does the same thing better. Plutarch
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